Favorite sayings...

[12454522412412]

Be kind to your enemies... it annoys them!

[Reshin]

"what is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

[ConfusedCartman]

"Life is a suicide mission." - Ender

[ScytheOfGrim]

YouTube - Just Say Narf!

Sue me. >_>

[Code1337]

"Life, loathe it, ignore it, you can't like it." - Marvin; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[12454522412412]

dont take life too seriously... you will never make it out alive.

[Code1337]

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein

[Oliebol]

''Don't **** Against The Wind''

[Stix489]

Hey Brig...where did you get your first quote from? >_> <_<

[12454522412412]

my dad said it once... i asume he got it from sumewhere else...

[Stix489]

I THINK I read it somewhere too...the bible? :/

[LittleBigAssassin]

Well I read it in one of kax's sigs >_>

[bbroman]

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Einstein

So many Einstein quotes would fit well with LBP...

[Reshin]

"You are unique, just like everyone else" -some T-shirt I saw on the bus

[OverWork]

BALLS!!!!!:p:p

[Sage]

"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow"

[Darkelite105]

"You just got rick rolled"
most annoying quote when it happens to you but its funny when you get other people to fall for it

[Sage]

"You Can Taste The Difference Quality Makes!" - Shneiders

[happysack]

"I will cross the darkness and I dont care who is waiting me" - I dont remember who said it but I like it :p

[Code1337]

"This! is! Sparta!"

[docpac]

"let he who is without sin, cast the first stone"

and the close second...

"A system of capitalism presumes sound money, not fiat money manipulated by a central bank. Capitalism cherishes voluntary contracts and interest rates that are determined by savings, not credit creation by a central bank. . " - Ron Paul

[12454522412412]

whats that second one?

[Code1337]

"let he who is without sin, cast the first stone"

That's a great Jesus quote! I remember reading that in the Bible.


"He was a wise man who invented beer."

-Plato

[RockSauron]

Andrew Carnergie, who built Carnegie Hall, asked Mark Twain if he thought America was a Christian Kingdom.

"My dear Carnegie. So is Hell"

[12454522412412]

If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smileing?

[Darkelite105]

"I fear no evil, for I am fear incarnate!"
- Force Commander Gabriel Angelos from Warhammer 40000

[12454522412412]

if nobody is perfect, i must be nobody

[Reshin]

an old favorite

"don't hit kids, seriously, they have guns now"

[ScytheOfGrim]

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

Gotta love that one. xD

[docpac]

whats that second one?

Thats Ron Paul baby! :)


Heres another one of my favorites..

"If I know I'm not as smart as I think I am, does that make me smarter than I think I am?"

[Cartoonguy]

Spoon! - The Tick
good times and for those of you who know of the tick you are awesome.

[QuellMicquel]

Same sh*t different toilet - Jay-Z

[ryryryan]

The one in my sig. Kinda confuses me when i think too hard lol.

[Maltay]

Probably
"Oh... Derka Derka" - Random Terrorist in Team America.

Theres also a funny one about beer, but I forgot.

[12454522412412]

Probably
"Oh... Derka Derka" - Random Terrorist in Team America.

Theres also a funny one about beer, but I forgot.

Maltay!!! your back!

[ryryryan]

Maltay!!! your back!

seems so WOOOOOOOOT

[Darth_Spartan]

hmm, well mine are in my signature.

[muttjones]

"I don't know I'm making this up as I go." Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

[RockSauron]

I've got another one!

At a Democratic convention in 1945, the extremely right wing Chicago Tribune newspaper editor, dubbed the greatest mind of the 14th century, had the headline for that be "Socialists meet at Convention".

[Gondito]

Well I have a few favorite:

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." - Andrew Ryan

"would you kindly?" -Atlas

"We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us." - Andrew Ryan

theye are all from BioShock lol

[ChazFox]

I've got a few that I like.

"What was she fighting for? What am I fighting for? ... What are you fighting for?!" ~Otacon, Metal Gear Solid.

"None shall pass."
~Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[LittleBigChav]

"Hard work pays off tomorrow laziness pays off today"

"In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet" Albert Schweitzer

[12454522412412]

this one is from full metal jacket...

"The only word I am going to die for is p**ntang"

[LittleBigChav]

this one is from full metal jacket...

"The only word I am going to die for is p**ntang"


http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/fmj3.jpg

God bless Animal Mother

[Maltay]

"None shall pass."
~Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Nice one there!

"It's actualy Adam and Steve... That's what you get for reading the translation" - God

[12454522412412]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/fmj3.jpg

God bless Animal Mother

that movie is so funny...

"only two things come out of oklahoma: steers and queers. and i sure as hell dont see any horns on ya boy!"

[Reshin]

"The big bang theory, in the beginning their was nothing, which exploded" - a demotivational poster

[12454522412412]

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream,” ---unfortunalty thats from President George W. Bush... :sad:

[Code1337]

"Don't forget to bring a towel"

[12454522412412]

lol... towlie... "wanna get high?"

[Thee-Flash]

holy bajebers batman - robin

"WAR" is a routine - OLD SNAKE

what is life when nothing excites

man's favourite: why am i here? why do i live, die,

yea that's it best 1 is batman

[rocketi05]

*Sneezes*
"Sorry i'm allergic to Bullsh*t"
- Will Smith, I, Robot

[Guitarrassdeamor]

I was merely remarking among the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

-V for Vendetta

[dorien]

Life's a ***** and then you Die....

What came first, the chicken or the egg ????????

If at first you don't succeed, TRY HARDER!!!!!!!!

[12454522412412]

lol... there are some really funny ones...

[Code1337]

"Don't Panic" - the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[12454522412412]

that made no sense...
plz explain...

[Code1337]

that made no sense...
plz explain...
Read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[12454522412412]

reading stinks... at least it is if its forced reading...

"early bird get the worm, but the late worm gets to live..."

[Noonian]

"the most useless day of all, is in which we have not laughed"

"Never accept anything from a naked man's pockets"

"a bleeding heart, is hell on the carpeting"

"a bird in the hand, makes it hard to blow your nose"

"what if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us"

[12454522412412]

lol i like the last one...

[LittleBigMidget]

Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

[12454522412412]

lol... they both die...

[Code1337]

reading stinks... at least it is if its forced reading...

"early bird get the worm, but the late worm gets to live..."

The Hitchhikers Guide is worth reading.

"It's even worse than I imagined it to be."

[Creative]

Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Haha, I need to put that in my sig xD

[12454522412412]

lol it is a good one...

[Creative]

Oo! I have one...

"Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present".

[Maltay]

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life"

Said it before, but tis awesome :D

[Code1337]

"I'm no hero." - Solid Snake

[alexbull_uk]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving wasn't for you.

[Kyashu]

It's Time to kick *** and chew bubble gum but I'm all outta bubblegum -Duke Nukem

Make crime pay - become a lawyer.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. :)

[Dream Machine]

"To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity" - Oscar Wilde

This is beyond true :p

[ClankXIII]

"The final digit of PI is..." - Clank

[Thee-Flash]

Crime doesn't pay unless you steal - Unknown

[Coltfirearms]

Ill be back......:cool: LOL:p

[TrePVox]

"No Worrys"
- Me

[Code1337]

"Akuna Matata" - It means no worries. :P

[Go,Mouse!]

"so it goes." ~billy pilgrim

[Reshin]

Kung Fu, hard work over time to accomplish skill.
A painter can have Kung Fu, or the butcher who cuts meat everyday with such a skill that his knife never touches board.
Learn the form, but seek the formless, hear the soundless, learn it all then forget it all, learn the way and then find your own way.
The musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes Emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu;
But do not name it, my friend, for it is like water, nothing is softer than water, yet it can overcome rock, it does not fight, it flows around the opponent. Formless, nameless, the true master dwells within, only you can free him!

-Jet Li and Jackie Chan in The Forbidden Kingdom

so-so movie, but one heck of a memoriable quote

[IndianaStatic]

"You were just a waste of sperm"

[ryryryan]

"The big bang theory, in the beginning their was nothing, which exploded" - a demotivational poster

Lol, that really amused me! Hurts the brain haha

[Darb]

I have a few hope you don't mind :p

"I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying."

"I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance -- fake."

"Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'"

"I hope we find a cure for every major disease. I'm tired of walking 5k."

" I don't think God hates gays, he's just mad they found a loophole. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Honestly, ladies, do you have to eat everything? I know you were hungry and a snake told you to do it. You keep that story up. It's cute,and we've believed it for this long. But we were punished for all mankind. What was women's punishment? Anybody know? Painful childbirth and menstruation. What was men's? We had to deal with women. I mean how mad would you be? You come with this awesome punishment, and then *** guys are like "You know what?...We're gonna just bang each other. It's gotta be better then all that 'blah blah blah blah blah, buy me this buy me that."

Done.
Sorry if that last one was a little crude. :)

[supersickie]

" I don't think God hates gays, he's just mad they found a loophole. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Honestly, ladies, do you have to eat everything? I know you were hungry and a snake told you to do it. You keep that story up. It's cute,and we've believed it for this long. But we were punished for all mankind. What was women's punishment? Anybody know? Painful childbirth and menstruation. What was men's? We had to deal with women. I mean how mad would you be? You come with this awesome punishment, and then *** guys are like "You know what?...We're gonna just bang each other. It's gotta be better then all that 'blah blah blah blah blah, buy me this buy me that."

Daniel Tosh, right? :)

"I'll rise and fall; let me take credit for both" - Eddie Vedder, Whipping

"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." - Malcolm X

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[Don Vhalt]

"the cake is a lie" -
" Play, Create, Share" - LBP

[Snrm]

The only thing i regret is having only 1 life to give to my country- Nathan Hale- during the revolutionary war.

Mess with the best DIE like the rest- dont know who that is from

[MatthijsNL]

That of those millions of sperm cells you were the quickest -

[Code1337]

"Great, kid. Don't get cocky." - Han Solo

[RockSauron]

That of those millions of sperm cells you were the quickest -

Watchmen, right?


Someday, all the politicans and communists will look up and shout, "Save me." and I'll whisper, "No."

[UmJammerSully]

Wouldn't it be Ironic if we were all made of Iron?

[IndianaStatic]

I got a german one.. I try to translate it

Es gibt drei Wege zu lernen: Erstens durch Nachahmung, das ist der einfachste. Zweitens durch Nachdenken, das ist der edelste. Drittens durch Erfahrung, das ist der bitterste.



-> There are three ways to learn: Firtly with copy, that's the easiest. Secondly with logical thinking, that's the noblest. Thirdly with experience, that's the bitterst.

Hope you get it

[Valo]

"Only action has the power to turn knowledge into wisdom."

"'I love you', those three words are the beginning of every tragedy."
I love that one so much so that I'm getting it tattoo'd tomorrow. Might get some pictures up.

[Night Angel]

Check my sig :p

I like that quote because it describes me in a way.

[Zorez]

"If You Chase Two Rabbits, You Will Lose Them Both" - Unknown
Btw, awesome sayings :D

[RAINFIRE]

"A man is the one that wears the pants in family but the woman is the one that decides what pants he puts on in the morning."

This is one of my funnier ones that i know of

Cheers!

[Go,Mouse!]

the best quotes i've seen:

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/

[Code1337]

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - Han Solo