3 word story

[Darth_Spartan]

This is game is done by posting three words and everyone keeps going to form a story.

I shall start...

We are the...

[moleynator]

community of lbp...

[Sage]

and we are...

[Don Vhalt]

the best community...

[Darth_Spartan]

on the WWW...

[Guitarrassdeamor]

To some people.....

[Darth_Spartan]

we can be...

[moleynator]

pretty darned retarded...

[dorien]

but we like........

[RockSauron]

peanuts like we

[Darth_Spartan]

like jelly filled...

[RockSauron]

tomatos which shall

[12454522412412]

turn to ketchup

[bbroman]

which shall be

[12454522412412]

turned into a

[Noonian]

gigantic failure, but...

[12454522412412]

at least Ireland

[SuperYuper]

like pokemon cards...

[12454522412412]

is not liked

[Noonian]

But hey who...

[SuperYuper]

cut the cheese...

[Darth_Spartan]

in the front...

[Guitarrassdeamor]

of a bar....

[SuperYuper]

then a guy...

[BobMarley]

sang a song

[Darth_Spartan]

that was funny...

[SuperYuper]

and so boring...

[Darth_Spartan]

I almost wet...

[Guitarrassdeamor]

my hair because

[Noonian]

when I'm bored...

[QuozL]

my cats breath

[BobMarley]

i go swimming..

[Darth_Spartan]

in a pool...

[rocketi05]

with crazy fish...

[Creative]

that bite me...

[drfeelgood8849]

On my face...

[Creative]

that is abnormally...

[Capn P]

sexually stimulating. Anthropomorphic

[Creative]

cat that looks...

[Sage]

like your dog

[Creative]

with a human...

[ScytheOfGrim]

-like method of...

[Creative]

picking it's nose...

[ScytheOfGrim]

... while correcting your...

[dorien]

english home work.

[cstrfrk]

Which reminds me...

[docpac]

did you see..

[Darth_Spartan]

Fringe last night...

[trialaccess]

...It was bad...

[DrunkMiffy]

but it tasted..

[Darth_Spartan]

like sweet toe...

[cstrfrk]

jam, oooh sweet...

[DrunkMiffy]

mama that was

[mrbobbyboy]

spicey. I'd like

[Creative]

a big pot...

[Don Vhalt]

filled with gold...

[cstrfrk]

and Sackboys. The

[Creative]

universe implodes before...

[Darth_Spartan]

the scientist can...

[KAPBAM]

figure out why...

[docpac]

ninjas and pirates

[cstrfrk]

always end up

[rocketi05]

in big trouble...

[GuyWithNoEyes]

When Chuck Norris

[Darth_Spartan]

brings the hand...

[moleynator]

of bearded legend...

[SuperYuper]

to the capital...

[moleynator]

City of England.

...

[SuperYuper]

Then King Kong...

[moleynator]

fought godzilla and...

[SuperYuper]

King Kong won.

[moleynator]

My sackboy had...

[Darth_Spartan]

two weapons of...

[12454522412412]

mass destruction with

[Darth_Spartan]

heat seaking tips...

[Guitarrassdeamor]

because he wanted...

[KAPBAM]

to avenge his...

[SuperYuper]

ballet teacher's son

[Darth_Spartan]

but he had...

[Capn P]

an alterior motive...

[cstrfrk]

to learn to

[Darth_Spartan]

cook pancakes with...

[GuyWithNoEyes]

his two eyes

[SuperYuper]

and throw watermelons

[Darth_Spartan]

with his nose

[trialaccess]

his accuracy naught...

[Creative]

into an oblivion...

[Darth_Spartan]

of outer haven...

[Creative]

which lead to...

[Killa_5150]

LittleBigLovers:p

[ScytheOfGrim]

... under the moonlit...

[Darth_Spartan]

lake of doom...

[moleynator]

Where old greg...

[drfeelgood8849]

offered me bailies

[Creative]

of lovely birds...

I know it doesn't make sense >_>

[moleynator]

and showed me...

[Darth_Spartan]

his large pet...

[Creative]

Ball Sack. You...

[moleynator]

Get knocked out...

[Creative]

by a flying...

[moleynator]

by a flying...

Pair of things...

[RockSauron]

which kill you.

[moleynator]

You wake up...

[Creative]

in a cold...

[moleynator]

cave with no...

[Creative]

bananas and milk.

[moleynator]

This is bad...

[Creative]

because of the...

[moleynator]

bats that demand...

[SuperYuper]

pink pinapple juice

[Creative]

which eject frozen...

[Darth_Spartan]

shards of juice...