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CyberSora
08-16-2009, 07:29 AM
Here's how to play.Post a question,like,"How old am I?".Now someone else has to say a wrong answer in a funny way,like,"1,000,000 years old!"And then post another question.The cycle goes on like that.:)

This is merely just for fun.So let's begin!:)

"Who kills the Collecter in LBP?"

Roanoake
08-16-2009, 09:11 AM
It was ConfusedCartman

Who stole my last cookie? >_<

OmegaSlayer
08-16-2009, 10:03 AM
Cookie? I tought it was a piece of wood...

"Why did the collector live in Russia?"

BSprague
08-16-2009, 11:32 AM
He's a fan of cold weather.

Since there are a king and queen in LittleBigPlanet, where is the prince?

dajdaj03
08-16-2009, 02:07 PM
The prince is always in his room, playing video games, that's why we never seen him...

"How come sackboys don't talk?"

OmegaSlayer
08-16-2009, 02:20 PM
His wife talk so much, he forgot to have a tongue ?
"I wonder how he was born?"

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 02:28 PM
A Sack mill creating them at the moment in Australia.
How come my dog is SOOOOO nice

OmegaSlayer
08-16-2009, 03:52 PM
He doesn't resemble you (sorry, but I had to :p )
What will MM show at Gamescon?

Syroc
08-16-2009, 03:55 PM
LBP for Xbox.

Why did the Berlin Wall fall?

CyberSora
08-16-2009, 06:24 PM
Because Godzilla stepped on it.

What color is a comet?

MarkoWolfy
08-16-2009, 06:30 PM
puke color.

Why is LBPC so awesome?

CyberSora
08-16-2009, 06:33 PM
Beacuse God made the game.

Who came up with the PSP?

Leonardo
08-16-2009, 06:44 PM
Mexicans.

What is spam?

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 06:47 PM
a disgusting food...
why did OmegaSlayer say that comment about me?

CyberSora
08-16-2009, 07:06 PM
Because OmegaSlayer loves you.

How old is The Queen?

v0rtex
08-16-2009, 07:23 PM
So old she farts dust.

What was this green stuff in the back of my fridge before it was green?

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 07:34 PM
your cat.
Why is your cat so green?

OmegaSlayer
08-16-2009, 07:42 PM
Because he's envious of your dog.

What's the flavour of Queen's farts?

Leonardo
08-16-2009, 07:43 PM
Pork butt.

What is the largest country?

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 07:48 PM
Like your mom haha revenge
why doesnt every game have a music player built in?

Leonardo
08-16-2009, 07:55 PM
Because music is illegal.

What color is the sky?

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 07:59 PM
green
why isnt green purple?

Leather-Monkey
08-16-2009, 08:08 PM
Because blue is already purple.

Why am I here?

Leonardo
08-16-2009, 08:13 PM
Because you clicked Back.

What is Pie?

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 08:14 PM
purple
why do I mention purple?

Leather-Monkey
08-16-2009, 08:15 PM
Because you have purple feet.

Where does the word 'Meh' originate from?

Leonardo
08-16-2009, 08:18 PM
Australia.

What is so "funny?"

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 08:30 PM
your face haha jk
Why is my dog purple?

Leonardo
08-16-2009, 08:34 PM
your face haha jk

Why is a W made of two Us?

Mod5.0
08-16-2009, 08:40 PM
because of your face jk
Why is my cat purple?

Jrange378
08-16-2009, 08:54 PM
Because a purple smurf did his business on it.

What happen to the boy who fell down the well?

Leather-Monkey
08-16-2009, 09:35 PM
He was taken out and felt un-well.

Ha ha ha!!!

Why do dogs lick themselves?

Leonardo
08-16-2009, 09:38 PM
To make cats jealous.

Why is Google popular?

Outlaw-Jack
08-16-2009, 11:24 PM
Cuz everyone's a Yahoo!

What does it?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 12:40 AM
it sprays paint on dogs

who is the man a front of my house ?

Mod5.0
08-17-2009, 12:49 AM
me
how late does Hybrid leader stay up

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 01:10 AM
9 O'clock

how late is it in america?

Mod5.0
08-17-2009, 01:13 AM
7:0000PMMMMM
what is my name?

BSprague
08-17-2009, 01:14 AM
Larry Page

Who invented Times New Roman?

Mod5.0
08-17-2009, 01:16 AM
Purple Ghosts
What if there wasn't an alphabet?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 01:16 AM
Hitler

what are these things flying in the zoo

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 01:19 AM
then we had the betabet

what if AREA 51 was a ......................... giant dog pound

Mod5.0
08-17-2009, 01:22 AM
Then Michael Vick would be all over that lolz.
what if rhinos were purple?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 01:23 AM
then they where all super cows

what is 1+1

Mod5.0
08-17-2009, 01:27 AM
brownies
What if brownies were purple?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 01:30 AM
then i wil get some thee

what if a Giant Dog Pound had cats inside and no dogs

Mod5.0
08-17-2009, 01:32 AM
The cats would have long ears and see black and white.
purple + green =?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 01:37 AM
a tree costume

what if purple was red :eek:

Mod5.0
08-17-2009, 01:39 AM
Then Red would demand to be Purple again.
what if I had a purple crown on LBP?

hilightnotes
08-17-2009, 05:08 AM
Err.... guys. This isn't the what if thread. >_>

Anywho,
Someone would remove the sticker.



What happened when the clock struck 3?

Jrange378
08-17-2009, 05:26 AM
Yea guys, and it gets boring when you answer everything with cats,purple and your mom.


The pope and Fidel castro had teatime.

Why does my sister have a black eye?

Roanoake
08-17-2009, 05:32 AM
When it struck 3, a little girl in an unknown village sensed it. She ran past the mill and towards the market to inform Jorma, the town stewardess. They bought two plane tickets to make the trip to China. As planned, they headed into the Gobi desert. After searching for many days they found what they were looking for. They listened to the advice they were given and did what they were told. Because they were obidient, the secret of the desert was theirs, and they smacked a random passenger in the face with it. That is how your sister got a black eye.

Why did I not knock down all the pins while bowling?

qrtda235566
08-17-2009, 05:40 AM
Yes.

What?

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 05:40 AM
First off,this is just for fun.So you CAN post about purple,dogs and cats,but not TOO MUCH.I hope it helps.

Because your the expert at bowling.

Who was in the kitchen with Diana?

hilightnotes
08-17-2009, 05:46 AM
Dr. Seuss of course!

When did the night fall?

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 06:08 AM
Around sunrise.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 01:42 PM
beqause we need food

why am i here?

Leonardo
08-17-2009, 07:03 PM
Btw, since it got moved, you'll not be earning XP.

Because you want your post count up.

What's what?

Astrosimi
08-17-2009, 07:08 PM
THAT'S THAT MOTHER.

Who has divided by zero?

Leonardo
08-17-2009, 07:09 PM
Albert Einstein.

What is a rubik's cube?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 07:12 PM
Btw, since it got moved, you'll not be earning XP.



i dont care

ontopic:
a triangel

what is robert his name?

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 07:16 PM
i dont care

ontopic:
a triangel

what is robert his name?

Like I said,this is merely just for fun,not for XP.So this doesn't affect me or anybody else much.

Chicken Alfredo

Who ate my last Hot Pocket?

Leonardo
08-17-2009, 07:24 PM
Pocket Hot.

Who invented the PS3?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 07:26 PM
Like I said,this is merely just for fun,not for XP.So this doesn't affect me or anybody else much.



youre cool
_______________

the ps2

who invented america?

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 07:29 PM
A mexican.

Who invented the toaster?

Leonardo
08-17-2009, 07:30 PM
The Ambassador of Gaming (Me)

What time is it?

Btw, you guys are saying the same questions/answers in the beginning. -_-

ARD
08-17-2009, 07:32 PM
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

What does LBP stand for?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 07:33 PM
penut butter jelly time!!!!

who is the skid?

(lolz we had the same though)

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 07:33 PM
The Ambassador of Gaming (Me)

What time is it?

Btw, you guys are saying the same questions/answers in the beginning. -_-

Yes,true.But this thread is for people's questions and answer,so it's their choice on deciding how many times they post the same topic.I really don't mind it much.

12:00 A.M.

Why did Media Molecule called the game,LittleBigPlanet?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 07:35 PM
beqause they need a gun

why does 3 guys awnser 1 question in 1 minute

BlackHairedGoon
08-17-2009, 07:39 PM
'Cus this thread is so pouular?
D:

Er...
Why does toast smell funny whn you spray it with liquidised dog food?
D:

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 07:43 PM
beqause playing with fire is funny

what is the meaning of life??? (LOLZ)

ARD
08-17-2009, 07:46 PM
Not 42.

Why did 2 other people answer the same question as me?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 07:56 PM
beqause there was 10 seconds between the posts :cry:

why is cheese red?

deboerdave
08-17-2009, 08:22 PM
becuase the cow had bloody nipples

what would you do for a klondike bar?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 08:38 PM
kill obama his super evil spider

what is that thing in the sky!

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 08:41 PM
My ham sandwich.

Who ate my ham sandwich?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 08:53 PM
bil clinton

who is the oldest thing on this planet

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 08:57 PM
George W. Bush

When did Media Molecule produced LBP?

Leather-Monkey
08-17-2009, 08:58 PM
When I killed Margaret Thatcher.

What? Its the WRONG answer game...

Wh y cn't i ty pe proopely?

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 09:00 PM
Because you have 3 fingers.

Do I like to play LBP?

Hybrid
08-17-2009, 09:04 PM
nooooooooooooo :cry:

do i love halo :kz:

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 09:07 PM
Umm...42!

When will the end of LBP come?

springs86
08-17-2009, 09:13 PM
Tomorrow

Why am i called springs?

CyberSora
08-17-2009, 09:17 PM
Because you love fall.

How does a cow make milk?

S-A-S--G-U-N-R
08-17-2009, 11:43 PM
Ebay.

What makes pork chops?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 12:12 AM
Ceaser Salad.

What did I say?

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 12:23 AM
Moo.

What is my middle name?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 12:26 AM
Sir Poops-alot.

What does this button do?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 01:44 AM
The alligators gone wild button.
Why do alligators kill people.

slutzinc
08-18-2009, 01:47 AM
They don't get the true meaning of 'wearing crocs.'

Does my face look weird?

Roanoake
08-18-2009, 01:50 AM
No...

Was I suppose to lie?

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 02:09 AM
No.

Am I tall?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 02:14 AM
No since your legs got bit of off by an alligator.
Why am I so mad about the LBP GOTY edition!!!!

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 02:19 AM
Because it makes you happy inside.

How did I come up with this thread?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 02:20 AM
By using the thesaurus.

What rhymes with orange?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 02:22 AM
Alligator.
Who watches X-Play?

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 02:30 AM
Sorry for the interruption,but I'm trying to organize an attempt of everybody logging in the same time.It's to beat the most users thing.I'll appreciate it if you checked it out in the General Chat section,called"Let's Make LBP Central History Again".

Anyways:
Nobody.

Why must the sky have stars?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 02:31 AM
To make you blind.

What color is my boxers?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 02:44 AM
pink.
Why do I like tennis.

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 02:46 AM
Because it makes you feel bad of yourself.

Why do I like watching movies?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 02:48 AM
Because it eats your brains
Why'd I say that?

BSprague
08-18-2009, 02:51 AM
Because you're sane.

What uses does sarcasm serve?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 02:58 AM
Brain damage.

Where do you get pizza?

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 03:02 AM
From dirty hobos.

Who created the pizza?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 03:05 AM
Sasquatch.

What's brown with red dots all over?

BSprague
08-18-2009, 03:06 AM
A rainbow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 03:07 AM
The wheels on the bus go round and round...


Why are you reading this?

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 06:20 AM
Because I'm blind.

Who ate my dog? O.O

Hybrid
08-18-2009, 01:22 PM
your homework

what means hello

MarkoWolfy
08-18-2009, 01:38 PM
hello means what?

What are Sony announcing today?

Hybrid
08-18-2009, 01:40 PM
Halo wars on the psn

who is that guy :eek:

MarkoWolfy
08-18-2009, 01:43 PM
my mother in men's clothing. :rolleyes: :D

What shape is Earth?

BSprague
08-18-2009, 01:44 PM
Rectangular Prism

What is the first letter of the English alphabet?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 01:55 PM
F
How old is my dog?

Hybrid
08-18-2009, 02:21 PM
2 minutes

how old are bees

MarkoWolfy
08-18-2009, 02:32 PM
Before God existed.

What is your favorite animal?

Hybrid
08-18-2009, 02:36 PM
burned frogs

what is in the cube?

CyberSora
08-18-2009, 05:03 PM
A sphere.

Did I spell my name right today?

MarkoWolfy
08-18-2009, 06:08 PM
You spelt: Molley.

Do you liek water?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 06:11 PM
e=MC2

That's what she said?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 06:18 PM
Dumbledoor
Ghostbusters?

Leather-Monkey
08-18-2009, 06:23 PM
No, this is your insurance agent.

Whats a wizzle wozzle when a wizzling wozzle makes a wozzling wizzle?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 06:29 PM
Pickle.
Fat Princess?

Leonardo
08-18-2009, 06:36 PM
You.

Who is the president of Egypt?

Mod5.0
08-18-2009, 07:16 PM
My mom.
Spongebob?

MarkoWolfy
08-18-2009, 07:46 PM
Starfish!

U want turtle head?

hilightnotes
08-18-2009, 09:38 PM
No I want blood-thirsty velociraptor head.

What makes a human tick?

Outlaw-Jack
08-18-2009, 09:39 PM
50% water, 50% awesome.

What?

BSprague
08-18-2009, 09:57 PM
Only on Tuesdays.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hybrid
08-18-2009, 10:45 PM
mutch bananas

who is spamsalot?

Takelow
08-18-2009, 10:54 PM
The last Nobel prize in medicine.

From where comes the wind?

hilightnotes
08-18-2009, 10:55 PM
The wind comes from Where.

What is the 4th dimension?

Hybrid
08-18-2009, 10:57 PM
the one after the 6th

what do you think about the water in lbp?

CyberSora
08-19-2009, 02:18 AM
It's dumb,worthless,and NOT awsome.

Why would Media Molecule add water?

Outlaw-Jack
08-19-2009, 02:43 AM
To scare claustrophobics.

How come monkeys are always paired with bananas?

hilightnotes
08-19-2009, 05:57 AM
Because only the inside is edible on the two of them - the skin is too chewy.

Why do people talk on their cell phones while driving?

Roanoake
08-19-2009, 06:09 AM
They are hoping to evolve into the humans from Wall-e. It's in the NOW!

Who would win, a Postosuchus or a deer.

CyberSora
08-19-2009, 07:15 AM
Isn't it obvious...neither!George W. Bush would just come out and beat them up.

Why did I mention George W. Bush?

Takelow
08-19-2009, 08:52 AM
Because it is the last Nobel Prize for peace, of course!

But who is this "Nobel"?

Hybrid
08-19-2009, 01:28 PM
hitler :cry:

who is the man in the armor?

Outlaw-Jack
08-19-2009, 07:42 PM
A hippie.

Why is the sky blue?

hilightnotes
08-19-2009, 07:44 PM
Because it's a reflection of all the skating rinks in the world combined.

If you see a wolf, are you supposed to cry wolf?

CyberSora
08-19-2009, 08:29 PM
Yes...and tell the wolf that your nice and tender.

Who stole the cookie from the pickle jar?!

Hybrid
08-19-2009, 09:30 PM
a Cookie

what is better pepsy are coke a cola ?

CyberSora
08-20-2009, 03:10 AM
Netheir...because Fanta owns!

What was that midget doing in my hamburger?:eek:

Hybrid
08-20-2009, 11:30 AM
Reading A Folder

why are there flys?

slutzinc
08-20-2009, 05:28 PM
To prevent civil war.

Who wrote Haulden Caulfield?

Hybrid
08-20-2009, 06:54 PM
Haulden superfield

who was the man in the rain?

Outlaw-Jack
08-20-2009, 07:10 PM
Dwight Eisenhower.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Hybrid
08-20-2009, 07:18 PM
KaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

why do you smel a lot

CyberSora
08-20-2009, 10:16 PM
Because I use soap.

Am I delicious?

BSprague
08-20-2009, 10:37 PM
Only when in thirds.

What is a ventricle?

Hybrid
08-20-2009, 10:48 PM
its not a wordt

whats a wordt?

Outlaw-Jack
08-21-2009, 03:19 AM
It's backwards for tdrow.

Hoo lieks mudkips? (I dontz...)

BSprague
08-21-2009, 12:10 PM
The AHS (American Hunting Society) does.

Left or right?

ARD
08-21-2009, 12:31 PM
Up.

Water?

BSprague
08-21-2009, 12:38 PM
Only in the desert.

What is the combination for Fort Knox? (Hint: It's not the Konami Code)

Leather-Monkey
08-21-2009, 01:17 PM
0800 00 1066

Why can't peguins learn to knit clothing?

Hybrid
08-21-2009, 02:39 PM
they wil poop on it :cry:

what if your level got modirated :cry:

shropshirelass
08-21-2009, 09:20 PM
I'd be delighted because it would mean that I had a level to get moderated!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Hybrid
08-21-2009, 10:07 PM
42

what if mexico defeatet usa

Outlaw-Jack
08-22-2009, 02:27 AM
Canada would get in on the action!

Why do people wear sweatervests?

Hybrid
08-22-2009, 10:57 AM
beqause it tastes like cheese

when wil this planet end?

BSprague
08-22-2009, 11:07 AM
Yesterday.

What will happen when pigs fly?

Hybrid
08-22-2009, 11:10 AM
then pigs wil drown

what about all the flying cheese

Outlaw-Jack
08-22-2009, 06:05 PM
Scatterbrain!!!

If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to heer it, does it make a sound?

OmegaSlayer
08-22-2009, 08:43 PM
It just moans a bit...

Why am I tired just now?

applepod124
08-22-2009, 10:02 PM
because you're tired


If you're stuck in the middle of the ocean and the wheel falls off how may waffles does it take to shingle the roof?

Leather-Monkey
08-22-2009, 10:04 PM
The same amount of waffles it takes to change a light bulb.

Why anything?

Hybrid
08-23-2009, 12:30 AM
beqause nothing is nothing

did we meet again?

Outlaw-Jack
08-23-2009, 03:43 AM
No; we've encountered eachother.

What rhymes with orange?

OmegaSlayer
08-23-2009, 09:47 AM
Gatorade

Why LBPC has no thread about soccer?

Hybrid
08-23-2009, 11:09 AM
beqause its called footbal

why is the red planet yellow?

BSprague
08-23-2009, 11:28 AM
From drinking too much motor oil.

Why do many wireless technologies run at 2.4 GHz?

Hybrid
08-23-2009, 11:30 AM
beqause its cheeper

why are all poeple red?

hilightnotes
08-23-2009, 04:14 PM
Because they've been waiting so long for the elevator! *VIDEO GAME REFERENCE ALERT* (can anyone get it?)

Why don't insects make good pets?

Hybrid
08-23-2009, 04:18 PM
beqause they are to cute

why is food so hard?

Outlaw-Jack
08-24-2009, 04:37 AM
Cuz rocks are soft.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Hybrid
08-24-2009, 07:19 AM
the rabbit

how do fish babys look like?

BSprague
08-24-2009, 06:47 PM
Check a mirror.

Is BASE jumping safe?

Hybrid
08-24-2009, 06:54 PM
with rope now :(
with no rope yes ;)

how was your school day?

Outlaw-Jack
08-24-2009, 07:27 PM
medium-rare.

who wants cookies?

Hybrid
08-24-2009, 07:49 PM
he does :)

hellloooooooo???

Outlaw-Jack
08-24-2009, 08:45 PM
goodbyyyyeeeeee.

Who ya gonna call?

Hybrid
08-24-2009, 09:39 PM
the president

who is in da house???

hilightnotes
08-24-2009, 11:47 PM
A velociraptor.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

S-A-S--G-U-N-R
08-25-2009, 07:51 AM
The turkey

Why has my Rock Band drum pedal snapped ........ (:mad:)

Hybrid
08-25-2009, 07:51 AM
the bike

why does my dog bites all the guests :hero:

S-A-S--G-U-N-R
08-25-2009, 07:58 AM
Because it doesn't have the chimera (<-spelled wrong?) virus.

Why have I left my PS3 on for hours on the sign in screen?!

Hybrid
08-25-2009, 08:15 AM
beqasue its fun

what about that guy?

robotiod
08-25-2009, 01:35 PM
the leg of lamb got him.


Where is the leprechaun?

Hybrid
08-25-2009, 03:32 PM
here

where is usa?

MarkoWolfy
08-25-2009, 03:33 PM
in nut.

what does this young boy, Billy, represent?

Hybrid
08-25-2009, 03:34 PM
trees Must Die

who is the doctor???

MarkoWolfy
08-25-2009, 03:35 PM
rose tyler.

is orange juice tasty?

Outlaw-Jack
08-25-2009, 05:40 PM
Only on Saturdays.

Wazzup dawg?

Hybrid
08-25-2009, 05:46 PM
orange juice

wuttermelon?

Outlaw-Jack
08-26-2009, 04:04 AM
Foot to fruit ownage.

Hybrid or Bio-diesal?

Hybrid
08-26-2009, 08:36 PM
Shoe

what is it what you put on
on the sunday

Mod5.0
08-26-2009, 09:31 PM
Cheese
what do pistachios and princesses have in common?

Leather-Monkey
08-26-2009, 09:47 PM
Nuts! :p

Why can't everything taste of chocolate?

CyberSora
08-27-2009, 02:14 AM
Because the nuts ate the chocolate.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Outlaw-Jack
08-27-2009, 02:34 AM
Because 28 36 Q.

n00b pwning, anyone?

CyberSora
08-27-2009, 04:38 AM
Michael Phelps!

Why is Michael Phelps a drug user?

robotiod
08-27-2009, 08:10 AM
Because he likes the taste of elephants in the morning

How come i can't lick my elbow?

Hybrid
08-27-2009, 06:55 PM
beqause if you do it the
T.M.B.U.T.H.L.T.T.L.L.A.D.F.H.O
the mole-beever-united-that-hate-licking-things-that-look-like-a-dog-from-home alone
wil drink all the doctor peppers that you got!!!

what about cake?

Outlaw-Jack
08-28-2009, 04:05 AM
Blegh.

Graaaaaah?

robotiod
08-28-2009, 08:32 AM
it a all about the jelly.

If you could be anything what would you be?

BSprague
08-28-2009, 12:28 PM
The Ghost Of Hanukkah Past.

Velcro or Buttons?

Outlaw-Jack
08-28-2009, 05:12 PM
Stitches.

What does pi taste like?

robotiod
08-28-2009, 05:18 PM
2.56748

How many fingers am i holding up

BSprague
08-28-2009, 05:31 PM
13.

What happens when you record a video of pushing a button on a remote?

Sage
08-28-2009, 05:51 PM
An internal vortex that sucks you up and destroys the world. The end.


What did I just do?

Hybrid
08-28-2009, 08:01 PM
made my smile :grr:

is water wet?

Outlaw-Jack
08-29-2009, 06:41 AM
Only between two sesame seed buns.

Why is there a skeleton in the closet?

Hybrid
08-29-2009, 10:44 AM
beqause yoou dog is nice :)

why is 3d cartoons dumb

BSprague
08-29-2009, 01:54 PM
Because they framed Roger Rabbit.

What is the square root of a chocolate bar?

CyberSora
08-30-2009, 07:34 AM
The root of the square.

Why are drugs illegal?

Hybrid
08-30-2009, 11:16 AM
beqause drugs smells like a thoad

why do we have guns???

Sage
08-31-2009, 02:53 AM
Because Trix are for kids. Or is that guns...? Guns are for kids? Yeah i'm pretty sure that's it.

Why can't you see me?

Outlaw-Jack
08-31-2009, 03:07 AM
Cuz you is Canadian.

Does anyone think Obama is ruining the U.S.?

Hybrid
08-31-2009, 02:18 PM
Yes :)

Lolcat?

Rhyfelwr
08-31-2009, 04:06 PM
No thanks - I had one for breakfast.

How shiny is shiny?

Sage
08-31-2009, 06:25 PM
Shinier than the shinest of shineys living in shinington.

What if gandorlog was a word?

MMLgamer
08-31-2009, 07:02 PM
Poof! I hereby declare that ganderlog is an actual word.

What was in Al Capone's glove compartment?

Hybrid
08-31-2009, 07:09 PM
a box :cry:

why have i a cat in my ava :cry:

Jrange378
09-01-2009, 05:56 AM
Hybrid leader did you seriously take away reputation for stating my opinion?

Hybrid
09-01-2009, 02:22 PM
Hybrid leader did you seriously take away reputation for stating my opinion?

he taking away reputation ??
you got the wrong person......

BSprague
09-01-2009, 09:02 PM
why have i a cat in my ava :cry:

Because the stork dropped it off for you.

Why isn't there a discount for buying sunglasses at night?

Hybrid
09-01-2009, 09:04 PM
beqause the sun does not work at night

what are you looking at?

CyberSora
09-03-2009, 01:20 AM
The same thing your looking at.

What did I eat for lunch?

Shennette
09-03-2009, 02:07 AM
The same thing your looking at.

What did I eat for lunch?

Kraft "Dinner"

What cant u eat for breakfast?

tjb0607
09-03-2009, 02:21 AM
I've heard that joke too many times... LUNCH AND DINNER!!!

Why did bungie have to sign that STUPID contract with microsoft? I don't want to pay for online...

Outlaw-Jack
09-03-2009, 02:34 AM
Cuz the PS3 needs some lovin' too! :(

Ok, I'll be serious: Cuz they feel like it, gosh!

Has anyone heard of a Pen-Gwinn?

robotiod
09-03-2009, 08:58 AM
Pen-Gwinn is the sister of kenga-woo

How many times did i use the letter Z in this sentance?

Hybrid
09-03-2009, 04:06 PM
58 times

wuttermelon?

lk9988
09-04-2009, 09:17 PM
Wut?...ermelon.:p

Why can't the sackpeople smilies in this forum come alive?

robotiod
09-05-2009, 03:17 PM
becuase in this cruel world of loch ness monsters and giant irradiated pigeons it would be ilogical for humans to be alive never mind smilies



how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man???

Hybrid
09-06-2009, 01:51 AM
15 up and 2 down

got human problems the bird mafia can wash them away if you understand what we mean :)

Outlaw-Jack
09-06-2009, 02:43 AM
Nope. I'll gets Joey over here to give ya a whack on the way out:
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PSO1326.jpg
Ka-peesh?

Hybrid
09-06-2009, 10:33 AM
where is my money :mad:

hello?

CyberSora
09-06-2009, 08:08 PM
Goodbye.

Why am I awake?

Leather-Monkey
09-06-2009, 08:17 PM
Because you're taking a Michael Buble Bath.

Why so serious?

Hybrid
09-06-2009, 08:55 PM
beqause its funny :p

whats the gun for?

CyberSora
09-07-2009, 02:36 AM
For eating pizza.

Whos hungry here?

Outlaw-Jack
09-07-2009, 02:47 AM
That guy!

Has anyone seen my belly-button?

CyberSora
09-07-2009, 02:52 AM
Yes and...oh my god...the belly button just spoke!

Why is grass sometimes green?

Hybrid
09-07-2009, 06:02 AM
beqasue of the paint :)

are the dinos alive?

CyberSora
09-07-2009, 03:47 PM
Yes,because I fed them a cookie.

?sdrawkcab siht epyt I did yhW