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blizzard_cool
08-27-2009, 09:53 PM
In this thread you can post anything, absolutely anything as long as it's written in a RPG..ish kind of way. Like:

BLIZZAR_COOL attacks wild RockSauron. He does -1 damage.
RockSauron is healed by +1HP.
BLIZZARD_COOL is immobilized by fear.
BLIZZARD_COOL committees suicide to escape a horrible death.
...
..
.
*ding*
5 XP gained!
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Or like joining a party:

BLIZZARD_COOL joins peanut party.
Peanut defense is increased by two cold shivers..
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Or even getting a item, equipping, casting spells and special attacks, leveling up and more...
Just make it clear when your posting something to the "epic RPG world" or just commenting...
Use lines like I did.

Are you ready? Ready, set, GO!!!

Burnvictim42
08-27-2009, 11:43 PM
Burnvictim42 eats (1) Peanut!
Maximum Health increased by 42.

BSprague
08-28-2009, 02:26 AM
BSprague enters thread, then promptly leaves because he is terrible at anything RPG-related. :)
BSprague's speech skill is decreased by 10.

Outlaw-Jack
08-28-2009, 03:52 AM
Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Peacemaker gun!
Outlaw-Jack's range is increased by 28.
Outlaw-Jack attacks ConfusedCartman!
Outlaw-Jack misses...
ConfusedCartman charges up Ban Wagon.
Outlaw-Jack flees!
Outlaw-Jack's courage is decreased by 10.

robotiod
08-28-2009, 08:29 AM
robotiod casts shadow
robotiod is 27.2748593748% invisble
robotiod gets attacked by a bear -5 endurance

Hybrid
08-28-2009, 08:06 PM
Hybrid-leader makes a cake for one of The Chimera Commanders that Taken over some Land i gain 100 cooking points

Burnvictim42
08-30-2009, 07:37 AM
Burnvictim42 casts fire teleport!
Burnvictim42 teleports a few feet, then bursts into flames
Burnvictim42 gains 10 fire resistance (you'd think he'd learn his lesson by now :p)

CyberSora
08-30-2009, 08:03 AM
CyberSoa types a comment.
Misspelled own name.
Loses 9999.98 spelling points for the "Spelling FAIL!".

Hybrid
08-30-2009, 11:15 AM
Hybrid-leader killed someone
he gain 100 exp at attack

Sage
08-31-2009, 06:33 PM
Sage walked down the street
"Sage gained 1 walking point!"
Sage says "What the hell was that??"
"Sage lost 1 speech point for saying a bad word."
Sage says "WHAT?!"

Outlaw-Jack
08-31-2009, 06:54 PM
Outlaw-Jack is attacked by a (Lvl:1) n00b!
Outlaw-Jack dodges the attack.
Outlaw-Jack casts Flatulence!
n00b takes critical damage!
n00b faints!
Outlaw-Jack's magic is increased by 1.

gofurr360z
08-31-2009, 08:41 PM
gofurr equips Awesome Flaming Sword of Awesomness
gofurr engages in battle against Outlaw-Jack

Outlaw-Jack
08-31-2009, 09:50 PM
Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Heavy-Duty Gatling Gun.
Outlaw-Jack's attack is increased by 200.
Outlaw-Jack is attacked by (Lvl. WTF?!) gofurr360z!
Outlaw-Jack loses 3 hitpoints!
Outlaw-Jack uses (1) Heavy-Duty Gatling Gun!

Shredator
08-31-2009, 10:06 PM
Shredator shreds two or three dozen helpless giant wasps and bunnies.
Shredator gains 2.3 combat experience!
Shredator questions the humanity of n00b leveling.

Morgana25
08-31-2009, 10:12 PM
Morgana25 reads thread instructions
Morgana25 affected by feeblemind level 1 spell
Morgana25 recalls endless hours of playing Baldur's Gate and D&D
Morgana25 smiles as understanding occurs
Morgana25 Charisma +5 :)

gofurr360z
08-31-2009, 11:00 PM
gofurr360z is attacked by (Lvl. WTH!?) Outlaw-Jack
gofurr360z burrows underground
gofurr360z equips baseball bat (+200 atk)
gofurr360z pops up behind Outlaw-Jack

Outlaw-Jack
09-02-2009, 04:29 PM
gofurr360z disappears!
Outlaw-Jack scans the area...
Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Beaver.
Outlaw-Jack is caught off guard by gofurr360z!
Outlaw-Jack throws (1) Beaver!

gofurr360z
09-02-2009, 04:51 PM
gofurr360z is hit by (1) Beaver!
gofurr360z loses (5) HP.
gofurr360z equips (2) Gopher-Chucks.
gofurr360z swings (2) Gopher-Chucks in an intimidating fashion while making ninja sounds.

MarkoWolfy
09-02-2009, 05:08 PM
ConfusedCartman used Reflect move!
MarkoWolfy uses Ultima on ConfusedCartman!
Move Reflected!
GAME OVER.
Stupid skillz +10000000000000000000000000000000

CyberSora
09-03-2009, 12:50 AM
CyberSora comes back from a spelling class.
Spells name right.Spelling +10XP.
CyberSora yells"10XP,that's it!You Jew!"
CyberSora said a racist sentence.Proper Language -1000XP.
CyberSora gets mad and goes to blizzard_cool's house to express why CyberSora hates this thread.Rage +50000XP.
CyberSora is happy with this thread once again.

Burnvictim42
09-03-2009, 01:30 AM
Burnvictim42 catches (1) Beaver!
Burnvictim42 is reminded of the wilderness...
Burnvictim42 starts singing the Lumberjack Song
Burnvictim42 gains 10 random points, but loses 10 manliness points.
Everyone who joined in singing gains 10 exp and (1) dead parrot.

Outlaw-Jack
09-03-2009, 02:22 AM
Outlaw-Jack is confused by gofurr360z's twirling.
Outlaw-Jack's focus is temporarily decreased by 6.
OUtlaw-Jack throws (1) rock out of confusion.

gofurr360z
09-03-2009, 03:12 AM
gofurr360z dodges (1) rock.
gofurr360z does a crazy backflip and attacks Outlaw-Jack with (2) Gopher-Chucks.

Outlaw-Jack
09-03-2009, 06:09 PM
Outlaw-Jack is attacked by gofurr360z!
Outlaw-Jack loses (7) HP!
Outlaw-Jack becomes enraged...
Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Canadian Flag!
Outlaw-Jack attacks gofurr360z with (1) Canadian Flag!

Hybrid
09-03-2009, 07:45 PM
Hybrid-leader graps a stone and sells it form 100 mile

gofurr360z
09-03-2009, 09:22 PM
gofurr360z is attacked by Outlaw-Jack!
gofurr360z loses (10) HP!
gofurr360z uses (1) HP+ Potion.
gofurr360z gains (12) HP, but is left defenseless.

Burnvictim42
09-04-2009, 05:39 PM
Burnvictim42 sets up a shop!
Burnvictim42 loses 10 hours of his life he'll never get back, and gains 3 money and 1 IOU slip

deboerdave
09-04-2009, 05:48 PM
deboerdave equips pipe
deboerdave gain +100 intelabagennnnce

Outlaw-Jack
09-06-2009, 02:33 AM
Outlaw-Jack equips (1) Moose!
Outlaw-Jack says: "Wow, I've been very Canadian lately..."
(1) Moose attacks Outlaw-Jack using "Groin Shot!"
Outlaw-Jack loses (20) HP!
Outlaw-Jack loses (10) XP for "Manliness".
Outlaw-Jack is temporarily stunned...
Outlaw-Jack's (1) Moose flees!
Outlaw-Jack loses (6) Intelligence for not taming (1) Moose.
Outlaw-Jack charges up Flatulecnce...

RockSauron
09-06-2009, 02:38 AM
Rock Sauron encounters Barbatos!
*Cue Coup De Grbce*
Barbatos uses Demon Fang!
Rock Sauron takes 140 damage!
Rock Sauron uses Potion!
Barbatos is made
Barbatos uses Mystic Arte
"No...

items...

EVAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Rock Sauron has been pwned!

s3xNstilettos
09-06-2009, 11:53 AM
s3xNstilettos walks into Burnvictim42's shop and buys (1) bullet proof liter box for (100) gold coins, and (2) Fenrir keyblades for (100) gold coins each after winning a round of Persuasion, effectively reducing their price from (100,000) gold coins each.
s3xNstilettos Persuasion skill increases to max of 100 (for awesome Persuasion skills).
s3xNstilettos leaves shop, then sales Fenrir keyblades to a random squirrel for (1) gold coin each.
s3xNstilettos Intelligence decreases to 0.
s3xNstilettos goes number 2 in bullet proof liter box to save game.