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moleynator
10-24-2009, 03:06 AM
Right! This is just a bit of fun ok. I am not planning to actually do anything with this.

Just post a verse of 4 lines and I will add it onto this post.

It must follow this pattern:

lkashflaskudhfa sun
afgfsdhsdghghg bun
qkfejbhalskugha talk
akjhg;loiuahr;oih walk

Got it? XD

Here we go:

It was 4AM and I was laying in bed,
when I started making this rap in my head.
I'm making this up as I go along,
who will write the next verse of my song?

Yo I was looking at this thread
As I was laying in my bed
I saw the potential of this fun
If more people participate in this fun.

So when I started to read,
This musical deed,
I decided to say,
Move to Forum Games.

Well, mates, Cyber is right,
mods be movin' this without a fight!
But my rhymes, I be running flat out.
I be leaving my homies and their faces with pouts!

Astro got my back.
Now that ain't whack.
But mods be a coming,
To give this thread a running.

I haven't got any skill in free-style,
Just thinking of two frickin' lines took a while,
What the heck, might as well give this a go,
Now somebody else continue with this flow!

I never ever get the section right,
probably cos im on, late at night.
Perhaps I should have got some sleep,
and started it in the morning, peeps.

Well it probs be right
CC will sort out this site
the community will finish the rap
moleynator take a nap

As I read this thread with great mirth
I marvel at its miraculous birth
Then I realise, no kidding it
That I was writing a limerick

Great, this rap is taking a form,
but it isn't anything like the norm,
it's all crazy and messed up,
Just like watching Rock, peeing in a cup.

Yo moley, might wanna edit that out-
The fact you mentioned it would cause quite a pout
You don't want to get in trouble, g
ya just want to ANHILATE MANKIND

Listen to Rock he knows what his saying,
edit it out or you'll end up paying,
I don't mind but thats just me
I'm sure you don't want to be in trouble G

Can we stop this discussion about the evil lord with the evil frown
Cos this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down
So lemme take a minute, just sit right there
I hope you include this, because you all got Bel-aired.

All this hype brought fancy pants here,
Clap, snap and give a big cheer!
Seriously though, he is a great guy,
Check out his levels or he just might cry.

yo, chekin' this out, and its about time
springs showed up inside this rhyme
gonna bust a verse for ya'll to hear
then i'm gona striaght up disappear

So I read through the thread,
And I think it must be said,
I'd try to make this rhyme,
But ARD's out of time!

And, speaking of time, I just got some more!
But man, so much is such a bore!
On Saturday I got nothing else to do
but sit here and think of rhymes with you!

So I've been reading this rap in my head,
while I've been eating a good slice of bread
While writing my part for this awesome rap,
I realized my skills were complete crap!

*Outlaw-Jack spits some rhymes*- :p

Yo Outlaw-Jack,
That was kind of whack.
We're writing a rap,
Not a paperback!

If this thread has Moley, then this thread be whack.
This thread has Cyber, this thread even has Jack.
But enough of all the silly naming names.
I'll just be movin' this to Forum Games.

Whaaaaale has go it,
He moved the topic.
So I'm here to say,
I was right, yay!

Now this thread has been moved,
and has been Whaaaaale approved,
I think it's high time to get down,
and hand to the king, his holy crown.

*CyberSora doesn't rhyme*

Im sorry but that didn't rhyme,
I can't add it at this time,
You really need to learn how to spit,
it's just natural to me, innit!

So say you my spit,
Is nothing but s**t.
But I'll tell you what,
You can kiss my but.

Because I can bring,
Rap skills and bling,
That will make you sing,
"Cyber is our king!"

You misspelled "butt", and yo' raps ain't cool,
And outta everyone here, YOU'D be the fool.
Oh, and sorry man, if I'm being legit;
But in honesty, I ain't said s**t.

Well I see you may be a little ticked,
And your last rap might have been quite sick.
But I'm not here to start a war,
I'm here to rhyme on the stage floor.

Can people please stop saying s**t
this is a family site innit,
young children will go and cry to there moms
and thats when you will be hit by the bombs.

I spent a couple minutes reading this rap,
Not sure what to say, but it isn't crap.
Outlaw-Jack certainly got game,
And the fresh prince reference was anything but lame!

Some of you may know me,
You may think i'm a phony.
But guess what, i'm back.
Don't make me give you a whack!

Dont tell me what I can and cant do,
Cos if I wanna whack then I can let you.
You gotta do just what I say,
Cos this is my thread and this aint your day.

I definitely feel like I'm in the mood,
To proclaim that Moley is for sure a "dood"!
But looking at you, and I don't wanna be rude,
But ain't that stickfigure in your avy nude?

Hey dont blame me, it's just a mask,
Hiding the glory, in which you bask,
It isn't even mine, Ryan gets the blame,
For his avvie is from whence the figure came.

Who cares 'bout sticks,
Mehh, Lets go play some tricks.
Yo, it's hallowe'en night,
Let's give peeps a fright.

I been reading this thread, my head hung in shame
You guys have all been failing, to play the game!
You been bustin' dope rhymes, but ain't got no rhythm,
Keep this stuff up and you're gonna cause a schism!

Hey dawes shut up,
You mangy lil pup.
You aint got not stlye,
Well, as much as a paedophile.

Don't insult my style, you ain't got no class
Insult my double negative and I'll kick you to the grass
'cos people look at you, and cry across the nation
Engaging in the act of flocci to the nauci nihili, ipili, FICATION!

Dawes be skilling, but he's just a pawn,
I am the king and you're makin me yawn.
I gotta admit, this is getting close run,
But Dawes, bow down, cos I am number one.

Oh child please, please don't make me laugh
My rhymes are so illin' they be shootin' off the graph
I just moved you down a peg, you silly mole
So why don't you go dig yourself a nice big hole

Im 16 Dawes, don't call me a child,
cos my rhymes are hot, while yours are mild,
I been spittin this stuff from the age of three,
so im taking you down with negativity.

Don't try to act so hard, it doesn't fit you well
My dope rhymes sent the devil back to hell
I sold my soul for my mad rhyming skillz
They so illin' they gave Beelzebub the chills

I see you tryin, but you really fail,
cos you wont win in this epic tale,
You can stay if you want and try to fight,
but you will never overcome, my terrific might.

My rhymes in iambic pentameter
Are so charged they've broken my ammeter
So listen round y'all, listen round, you hear,
Dawes is now rhyming it, like ol' Shakespeare

I've been ill for 2 weeks
It is so bad, I can hardly speak
When you feeling down, don't stress
That always leads to a mess.

My rhymes are so slick, they make oil jealous,
but dont worry, try and join me fellas,
cos we are all good, im just the best,
cos my brain is like a rhyming treasure chest.

Pfft, are you still trying so hard?
Your rhymes remind me of a chunk of gone-off lard.
They smell worse than my great aunt
(Trust me, the chances of her using soap are scant)

Your rhymes are like a sparkler, really lame,
mine are like bombs and I ignite the flame.
The words are so smooth as they roll off my tongue,
but if I used yours they would leave as dung.

Your rhymes are as sour as a gone-off orange
The grate on the ear, like a rusty door-hinge
They are easily the worst rhymes that I've heard all month
So I pray to your soul, to my man, Guru Garunth!

You obviously aint listenin' to yours
cos I aint hearin' any applause.
When I post my lines the crowd goes wild,
Oh, Dawes, you are looking riled.

You need to turn up your hearing aid, old man
My supporters and fans are arriving in their vans!
The dawes-ites are their name, being hip is their game
And they just gather round, to bask in my fame!

I saw this battle, of rap
I thought lets give this a cap
because this is getting to be crap
it's ok little chaps its just a fact

lkashflaskudhfa sun
afgfsdhsdghghg bun
qkfejbhalskugha talk
akjhg;loiuahr;oih walk

Im sorry Dawes, you wanna talk fame?
You live in the shadow of my name.
Can you not see them all up in lights?
'Moley' they say, 'winner by rights'.

Monosyllabic rhyming is for losers
You are one hundred percent a microphone abuser
Your vocabulary lacks fortitude
Listen, peasants, to my verisimilitude!

Calm down Dawes
You know I'm your boss
You might as well freak
cuz I'll be here all week

Here to prove my point, it's L-B-S-B
Who clearly learnt rhyming in Slough univers-ity
Oh I went there, with great vivacity
You know you all envy my thrilling tenacity.

Yo Dawes I can use more than one syllable,
just didnt wanna make you feel vulnerable.
Cos to me you sound kinda pathetic,
whereas my rhymes are purely aesthetic.

You just proved yourself a fool, my dear mole
Your rhymes ARE just aesthetic, they have no soul
To really ring true, your rhymes need heart
Right now they ring like an old guy's fart.

Aesthetic can be percieved in many different ways,
but your mind's so narrow it would take you days,
to figure out that it means my rhyming is sublime,
and you just use monosyllabic rhyming that time.

Now now, I must admit, it was monosyllabic
But I had to talk on your terms, dawg, yo' dig?
So now I'll step it up, deck out my regalia
Blow all yo' minds with my sesquipedaliaaaaaaaa

Yo Dawes, you remind me of Tiffany,
she's my ex cos she had an epiphany,
it told her to run away cos im not mundane,
she liked the borin guyz, from what I ascertained.

Nah, man, you got it wrong, blud
She ran away 'cos your rhymin' is so crud!
Judging by the small words that are all over ya
I think you have hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia!

I don't make up words, I use knowledge
unlike you, nowhere near a colledge.
Yeah, that means my rhymes are versatile,
wheras yours dont even make readin worthwhile.

Hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia is a word
Although its true meaning is considered quite absurd
My dear moley, naive mole, allow me to educate
It means the fear of long words - ironic (a word I doubt you can contemplate)

Argh, you're right, I found it on google,
never heard of it before and im a good pupil,
they never even mentioned it in english,
or in bio puttin out my petri dish.

Wow, moley, that was so weak I'm sore
I feel like cutting my arm off with a saw
For a weaker rhyme is one I never saw
Now, off I go, above the trees to sore!

Yo Dawes, lets change the subject,
I aint quittin', nor givin' disrespect,
im just gettin' bored of the same old thin',
lets try something new, let the games begin!

OK, let's mix it up, I'll rhyme dans francais
(The language of love, so many say)
"Sacre vache, c'est une horreur!"
"Moleynator n'est pas un monsieur!"

Comment osez-vous dire ça de moi,
car je suis plus monseiur que toi,
Well, thats enough, I cant remember much,
probably not even right, it just looks double-dutch.

I see you understand at least basic french
Now let's see how much spanish you can bench!
Eres más feo que un burro
Y eres siempre comiendo los churros!

I see the rap, and it is sick
dawesbr be giving mole a kick,
To his mole butt, but mole to,
Served up said dawesbr in a few.

Yo casi no dejar de hidratar,
y nunca toco esa sustancia.
I think I said that I moisturise all the time,
and ive never had a churro, not even with thyme.

Ah, CyberSora is here, ready to rhyme
Let me first point out you don't have churros with thyme
Instead, they're eaten with a rich hot chocolate
In fact, some churros is what I should go collate.

Hehe, cool story ir0nmaid3nfan, but keep it on topic
Be it against your will, rhyme, or we will stop it
"It" by which I mean your crimes against the rules
Because you make you and your ilk all look like fools.

That is just gettin' in our way, ir0nmaid3n,
cos my brains overflowin with rhymes, it is laden.
You just be trippin' enterin' ma thread,
and then not rhymin', you wanna be dead?

Man, moley, your rhyming pattern is rough
It is so poor it feels like sour dough
Whereas me, man, I take you to the slaughter
And mock you with my delirious laughter.

Sorry for my language bro,
Didn't know donkey was burro.
And sour dough don't rhyme fo sho!
Unless you mean different bro.

Ah, Cyber, but neither do slaughter and laughter
And don't think I didn't notice this 'til after
I was trying for some subtle humour on language
But obviously that caused you some anguish

Not anguish, just ackwardness,
I never knew you would mess,
Up your English, in my life,
I'm now saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Blasphemy and sacrilege!
Without it, no rhyme can be illage
As yours were, and very well piped
OMG THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE, IT'S/sniped

/sniped, oh /sniped, of course,
It was not in morse.
Now I finally know that /sniped
Is the secret to my life.

Dot dash dot dot dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dot dash
dot dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dash
dash dash dot dot dash dash dot dash dot dot
dash dash dash dot dash dash dot dash dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dash dash dash dot dot dot dot

A challenger appears, it's SLS10
Writin' this message at an hour past ten
Grim Man's here, he be stalkin' your rhymes
What you call "flow" I call "rap crimes"

Hey SLS, I think your rhymes flow,
oh wait, did i just dis yo?
Im going to bed at 29 past four,
leaving you all askin' for more.

Ah, good morning, my men, pleasure to see you
Verily I dost think that I hast lost my shoe
It is truth that I dost need it now
For I am about to go to the cinema, wow!

I woke up, took my pills
They kinda gave me the chills
I went for a walk
down the old parkin lot

I saw this thread and I thought by myself
Why don't I post a freakin rap before twelve
Lets make sure that when we finish this song in a bit
ConfusedCartman and his crew will start rapping on it

Yay a new submitter, to add to my collection,
another contributer, for my rap of perfection.
Good call on gettin' the admin and mods,
to rap this, it'll happen, no matter the odds.

So Kernels going to join in this epic win
Thinking of words to rap not sing
Im telling ya this thread should never die
so ima going to hit post reply

Woot, we now have KernelM,
he is a beast, just like eminem.
He bases his rhymes off of this thread,
(Seriously, ask the voices in my head.)

each time i see a brand new post,
the oven of ideas begins to roast,
you better get back to the swamp little gator,
TAKE IT MY MAN the awesome Moleynatoooooorrrrr

I dont think that really made much sense,
but its awesome anyways cos you're immense,
the words really are flowin' tonight,
i did this in 10 seconds, amirite?

Yo, it's me, the dark lord of peanuts
I'm finally back from the world of cuts
My int was down, ya see what I'm saying?
But i'm back again, you all better be prayin'

yo, Rock's in da house
you betta run like a little mouse
His minions are coming
you best be running

Oh my god, rocksauron is back,
everyone hide and bring your snack,
maybe a weapon, blunt or sharp,
personally I am bringing my carp.

Ah moley, a carp ain't no use
To be honest, it should be thrown out with the refuse
Now a good organic weapon, that's hard to produce
I think I'll go rifle through all my produce

You're right, we may need some kind of gun,
or we will surely become overun,
by rock's army, full of his minions,
what do others think on mine and Bens opinions?

KernelMs here with a baseball bat
ive been practising on 3 owls and a cat
ready to be fighting of rocks minions
then we can have some... filet mignon????

No! We need guns, can you not read?
Without them we will surely not suceed!
You wont last with that blunt object,
for their blows will not deflect!

Everybody get your AK-47's
lets go at the count of 11
Get in position
this is gonna be a big transition

i think rocks minions have quietened down
that means its safe to go to town
to sell all our guns and weapons
and make money like in the Thou-sands

We sold all our weapons now
So alls calm, can't have no cow.
Better be ready and by some peanuts
cause rocky might be back and man, hé's nuts (Accent on the e :P, Makes it longer.. like Heeees :P)

Don't be alarmed, but I have shocking news,
Cos rocksauron bought a new pair of shoes.
They look too big and really don't fit,
but don't laugh or you'll be in his pit.

Ah, now these rhymes are getting risqué
I think you all now I'll fillet
With my odd rhymes while wearing cagoules
I'll make you all look like fools

Take ya time dont matter to me fenderjt
stutter till it hurts while I freestyle freely
I can make this rap look so easy
its breezy just waiting for my chance to get cheesy

I wonder whether the rap that follows this can actually be considered "a rap", I mean, it fits the general formula in moleynator's original post, so why shouldn't it be one?
I mean to say, the original post simply stated that the last syllable (or two, I suppose), had to rhyme, not that there had to be any distinctive flow, I mean, I didn't see none!
Oh well, let bygones be bygones, I suppose, in the end there's not much I can really do to affect it, it's his decision in the end as to whether it is a rap
Well, I'm feeling a bit peckish now, I definitely desire to ingest something, maybe some sort of fajita, yeah, I definitely feel like some sort of a wrap.

So I'm watching Tropic Thunder
I got it this summer
Booty Sweat is back
and I'm back on track

Rhyming,
Timing
I have
Brav.

Sorry Iron, but she can't read that,
it aint a rap and it aint too phat.
No more of these ridiculous posts,
and rap like a pro, by the coast.

I'm gonna come back, make my rhymes all unique
You gonna read 'em all, and boy, yo' gonna freak!
'cos my rhymes are the best, they're right at the top
BTW moley, dude, update the OP.

Dear god I just read the whole of that rap,
Now I'm off to take a crap!
But before I go I need to say...
That this thread is great innit, eh?

Ahh, oli, good times, my awkward man
With such quirky phrases we should've had more fans!
But the truth is your rhymes are just poo
Kit, innit, xD#, ennit, ehh and gorpu!

Ok it's updated, all 3473 words,
now if you ask me that is just absurd,
I have never heard a rap so long,
Written on parchment, bigger than Kong!

Now, writing rhymes, that takes great pluck,
So so why don't we go out back and...aw, shucks
Let's dance until the break of dawn, crack a little wit
Because honestly, my rhymes are dope and yours are... bad, more than a bit.

Jack is back, and is wantin' more,
Considerin' I missed on the "Rock-Sauron" war.
Yes! All of the blood and all of the kills...
But I could've got Rock with my snipin' skills.

Lol ok i got told
i better go n mold
a statue of me
for a level in LBP

OMG I have to revise for mocks,
so I wont be very active or wearing socks.
It means I dont have to make sense at all,
which is good cos im rushin y'all.

Last of my raps here,
I'm checking out!
It was pleasure, rappin' with ya'll!
Remember me, Astro, had quite the ball!

Don't cry for for me, my memory last!
my new journey is a blast from the past!
I will travel to new lands at distances far,
and I'll be sure to send you a postcard

no astrosimi stop leavin the show
im reaching out to you saying please dont go
the LBPC world wouldnt be the same
Without you Panda wars would be lame

I bid you Astro (again), farewell.
When you'll come back- time will tell.
Just remember this site, and when you look back,
I'll stand there, smiling; your good friend, Jack.

well i was sittin around and found this rap
read though the whole thing and made a map
i felt like joining in so i took a pack
then got a pen out from my rack

chezhead
10-24-2009, 03:19 AM
Yo I was looking at this thread
As I was laying in my bed
I saw the potenti- IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT ARD HAS THE BEST RAP OF ALL TIME. ALL TIME!

EDIT:
I finished it!

Yo I was looking at this thread
As I was laying in my bed
I saw the potential of this fun
If more people participate in this fun.

Doubles count?

CyberSora
10-24-2009, 03:29 AM
So when I started to read,
This musical deed,
I decided to say,
Move to Forum Games.

Word! :p

Astrosimi
10-24-2009, 03:41 AM
Well, mates, Cyber is right,
mods be movin' this without a fight!
But my rhymes, I be running flat out.
I be leaving my homies and their faces with pouts!

WORD

CyberSora
10-24-2009, 03:54 AM
Astro got my back.
Now that ain't whack.
But mods be a coming,
To give this thread a running.

Word to your motha'! :p

TheMarvelousHat
10-24-2009, 05:28 AM
I haven't got any skill in free-style,
Just thinking of two frickin' lines took a while,
What the heck, might as well give this a go,
Now somebody else continue with this flow!

WURD.

moleynator
10-24-2009, 09:33 AM
I never ever get the section right,
probably cos im on, late at night.
Perhaps I should have got some sleep,
and started it in the morning, peeps.

robotiod
10-24-2009, 09:55 AM
Well it probs be right
CC will sort out this site
the community will finish the rap
moleynator take a nap

SUP!

dawesbr
10-24-2009, 10:22 AM
As I read this thread with great mirth
I marvel at its miraculous birth
Then I realise, no kidding it
That I was writing a limerick
(D.amn, what am I worth?)

moleynator
10-24-2009, 11:40 AM
Great, this rap is taking a form,
but it isn't anything like like the norm,
it's all crazy and messed up,
Just like watching Rock, peeing in a cup.

O_o

I added it all to the first post for easy viewing. :)

RockSauron
10-24-2009, 12:34 PM
Yo moley, might wanna edit that out-
The fact you mentioned it would cause quite a pout
You don't want want to get in trouble, g
ya just want to ANHILATE MANKIND :kz:

robotiod
10-24-2009, 01:52 PM
Listen to Rock he knows what his saying,
edit it out or you'll end up paying,
I don't mind but thats just me
I'm sure you don't want to be in trouble G

RangerZero
10-24-2009, 03:52 PM
How do we know this is a rap? Those verse are simple enough to be sung. :p

.

dawesbr
10-24-2009, 03:57 PM
Moley, you left out the last line of mine!

Also:

Can we stop this discussion about the evil lord with the evil frown
Cos this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down
So lemme take a minute, just sit right there
I hope you include this, because you all got Bel-aired.

iGotFancyPants
10-24-2009, 04:35 PM
All this hype brought fancy pants here,
Clap, snap and give a big cheer!
Seriously though, he is a great guy,
Check out his levels or he just might cry.

:)

springs86
10-24-2009, 05:17 PM
yo, chekin' this out, and its about time
springs showed up inside this rhyme
gonna bust a verse for ya'll to hear
then i'm gona striaght up disappear

ARD
10-24-2009, 05:27 PM
So I read through the thread,
And I think it must be said,
I'd try to make this rhyme,
But ARD's out of time!

Astrosimi
10-24-2009, 05:39 PM
And, speaking of time, I just got some more!
But man, so much is such a bore!
On Saturday I got nothing else to do
but sit here and think of rhymes with you!

Arkei
10-24-2009, 05:42 PM
So I've been reading this rap in my head,
while I've been eating a good slice of bread
While writing my part for this awesome rap,
I realized my skills were complete crap!

BAM there you go.

Outlaw-Jack
10-24-2009, 07:11 PM
(gettin' the beat down... oooh yeahhh...)

Punchin' left, right, outta sight,
Primin' my guns for the title fight.
Take on my enemy, in an off-the-top bout,
Hit 'm square in the jaw, *Ding-Ding!* Lights out!

Eyin' my foe, claimin' #1 contenduh,
Everybody sayin' dat I'm just out here pretendin'- uh!
Ya never know wat'll happen, who'll drop to the floor,
But I'm aimin' for his belt and for him out the door!

Round One *Ding-Ding!* flyin' up in the air,
Wit the crowds overseein', tiny minds in a scare.
I'm punchin' left, right, outta sight,
Takin on my foe in the title fight.

A swing and a miss, socked right in the side!
Wit a flurry of punches, my mind takin' a ride!
My legs a shakin', my focus sorta breakin',
Wit the beatin' still comin', I can't take on much achin'!

A slug aimin my way, *swoosh!* duckin' just in time!
With a left n' right, I'm right back in my prime!
Jabbin' all over the place, bobbin' in n' out,
Just chippin' away in the title bout.

Patrollin' the corner, the title in my sight!!
Makin' pound for pound, swiftly endin' the fight!
BOOM! Right in the kissuh! Body strikin' the ground!
"Winner by KO in the First Round."

The crowds in a roar, ain't believin' their eyes!
The fall of a legend n' a champ on the rise!
Takin' victr'y in stride, headin' on my way out,
Like almost every fight, *Ding-Ding!* Lights out!

CyberSora
10-24-2009, 09:15 PM
Yo Outlaw-Jack,
That was kind of whack.
We're writing a rap,
Not a paperback!

Note: I'm saying that you can only post a short part of 4 lines. Mole said so. You just made your own song, or even your own book! :p

Still good rap though.

WORD!

Whalio Cappuccino
10-24-2009, 09:25 PM
If this thread has Moley, then this thread be whack.
This thread has Cyber, this thread even has Jack.
But enough of all the silly naming names.
I'll just be movin' this to Forum Games.

:)

CyberSora
10-24-2009, 09:30 PM
Yo DJ, spin that s**t! :p

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale has go it,
He moved the topic.
So I'm here to say,
I was right, yay!

PWN3D :p

moleynator
10-25-2009, 12:12 AM
Now this thread has been moved,
and has been Whaaaaale approved,
I think it's high time to get down,
and hand to the king, his holy crown.

Get in there.

CyberSora
10-25-2009, 01:25 AM
Well if your crowning,
A royal king,
Then you obviously mean,
The king is me!

Double PWN3D! :p

moleynator
10-25-2009, 01:50 AM
Im sorry but that didn't rhyme,
I can't add it at this time,
You really need to learn how to spit,
it's just natural to me, innit!

CyberSora
10-25-2009, 05:09 AM
Sorry wrong rhythm. :p

So say you my spit,
Is nothing but s**t.
But I'll tell you what,
You can kiss my but.

Because I can bring,
Rap skills and bling,
That will make you sing,
"Cyber is our king!"

Infinite PWN3D! :p

Outlaw-Jack
10-25-2009, 03:21 PM
You misspelled "butt", and yo' raps ain't cool,
And outta everyone here, YOU'D be the fool.
Oh, and sorry man, if I'm being legit;
But in honesty, I ain't said s**t.

CyberSora
10-26-2009, 06:31 AM
Well I see you may be a little ticked,
And your last rap might have been quite sick.
But I'm not here to start a war,
I'm here to rhyme on the stage floor.

robotiod
10-26-2009, 08:05 AM
Can people please stop saying s**t
this is a family site innit,
young children will go and cry to there moms
and thats when you will be hit by the bombs.

Powershifter
10-26-2009, 07:05 PM
I spent a couple minutes reading this rap,
Not sure what to say, but it isn't crap.
Outlaw-Jack certainly got game,
And the fresh prince reference was anything but lame!

:)

CreateNPlay
10-26-2009, 08:06 PM
Some of you may know me,
You may think i'm a phony.
But guess what, i'm back.
Don't make me give you a whack!

moleynator
10-26-2009, 10:55 PM
Dont tell me what I can and cant do,
Cos if I wanna whack then I can let you.
You gotta do just what I say,
Cos this is my thread and this aint your day.

Outlaw-Jack
10-27-2009, 03:43 AM
I definitely feel like I'm in the mood,
To proclaim that Moley is for sure a "dood"!
But looking at you, and I don't wanna be rude,
But ain't that stickfigure in your avy nude?

moleynator
10-27-2009, 03:52 AM
Hey dont blame me, it's just a mask,
Hiding the glory, in which you bask,
It isn't even mine, Ryan gets the blame,
For his avvie is from whence the figure came.


It was 4AM and I was laying in bed,
when I started making this rap in my head.
I'm making this up as I go along,
who will write the next verse of my song?

Yo I was looking at this thread
As I was laying in my bed
I saw the potential of this fun
If more people participate in this fun.

So when I started to read,
This musical deed,
I decided to say,
Move to Forum Games.

Well, mates, Cyber is right,
mods be movin' this without a fight!
But my rhymes, I be running flat out.
I be leaving my homies and their faces with pouts!

Astro got my back.
Now that ain't whack.
But mods be a coming,
To give this thread a running.

I haven't got any skill in free-style,
Just thinking of two frickin' lines took a while,
What the heck, might as well give this a go,
Now somebody else continue with this flow!

I never ever get the section right,
probably cos im on, late at night.
Perhaps I should have got some sleep,
and started it in the morning, peeps.

Well it probs be right
CC will sort out this site
the community will finish the rap
moleynator take a nap

As I read this thread with great mirth
I marvel at its miraculous birth
Then I realise, no kidding it
That I was writing a limerick

Great, this rap is taking a form,
but it isn't anything like like the norm,
it's all crazy and messed up,
Just like watching Rock, peeing in a cup.

Yo moley, might wanna edit that out-
The fact you mentioned it would cause quite a pout
You don't want to get in trouble, g
ya just want to ANHILATE MANKIND

Listen to Rock he knows what his saying,
edit it out or you'll end up paying,
I don't mind but thats just me
I'm sure you don't want to be in trouble G

Can we stop this discussion about the evil lord with the evil frown
Cos this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down
So lemme take a minute, just sit right there
I hope you include this, because you all got Bel-aired.

All this hype brought fancy pants here,
Clap, snap and give a big cheer!
Seriously though, he is a great guy,
Check out his levels or he just might cry.

yo, chekin' this out, and its about time
springs showed up inside this rhyme
gonna bust a verse for ya'll to hear
then i'm gona striaght up disappear

So I read through the thread,
And I think it must be said,
I'd try to make this rhyme,
But ARD's out of time!

And, speaking of time, I just got some more!
But man, so much is such a bore!
On Saturday I got nothing else to do
but sit here and think of rhymes with you!

So I've been reading this rap in my head,
while I've been eating a good slice of bread
While writing my part for this awesome rap,
I realized my skills were complete crap!

*Outlaw-Jack spits some rhymes*-

Yo Outlaw-Jack,
That was kind of whack.
We're writing a rap,
Not a paperback!

If this thread has Moley, then this thread be whack.
This thread has Cyber, this thread even has Jack.
But enough of all the silly naming names.
I'll just be movin' this to Forum Games.

Whaaaaale has go it,
He moved the topic.
So I'm here to say,
I was right, yay!

Now this thread has been moved,
and has been Whaaaaale approved,
I think it's high time to get down,
and hand to the king, his holy crown.

*CyberSora doesn't rhyme*

Im sorry but that didn't rhyme,
I can't add it at this time,
You really need to learn how to spit,
it's just natural to me, innit!

So say you my spit,
Is nothing but s**t.
But I'll tell you what,
You can kiss my but.

Because I can bring,
Rap skills and bling,
That will make you sing,
"Cyber is our king!"

You misspelled "butt", and yo' raps ain't cool,
And outta everyone here, YOU'D be the fool.
Oh, and sorry man, if I'm being legit;
But in honesty, I ain't said s**t.

Well I see you may be a little ticked,
And your last rap might have been quite sick.
But I'm not here to start a war,
I'm here to rhyme on the stage floor.

Can people please stop saying s**t
this is a family site innit,
young children will go and cry to there moms
and thats when you will be hit by the bombs.

I spent a couple minutes reading this rap,
Not sure what to say, but it isn't crap.
Outlaw-Jack certainly got game,
And the fresh prince reference was anything but lame!

Some of you may know me,
You may think i'm a phony.
But guess what, i'm back.
Don't make me give you a whack!

Dont tell me what I can and cant do,
Cos if I wanna whack then I can let you.
You gotta do just what I say,
Cos this is my thread and this aint your day.

I definitely feel like I'm in the mood,
To proclaim that Moley is for sure a "dood"!
But looking at you, and I don't wanna be rude,
But ain't that stickfigure in your avy nude?

Hey dont blame me, it's just a mask,
Hiding the glory, in which you bask,
It isn't even mine, Ryan gets the blame,
For his avvie is from whence the figure came.

CreateNPlay
10-27-2009, 09:42 AM
Who cares 'bout sticks,
Mehh, Lets go play some tricks.
Yo, it's hallowe'en night,
Let's give peeps a fright.

dawesbr
10-28-2009, 06:49 PM
I been reading this thread, my head hung in shame
You guys have all been failing, to play the game!
You been bustin' dope rhymes, but ain't got no rhythm,
Keep this stuff up and you're gonna cause a schism!

CreateNPlay
10-28-2009, 10:52 PM
(Schism.. lol)

Hey dawes shut up,
You mangy lil pup.
You aint got not stlye,
Well, as much as a paedophile.

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 05:15 PM
Don't insult my style, you ain't got no class
Insult my double negative and I'll kick you to the grass
'cos people look at you, and cry across the nation
Engaging in the act of flocci to the nauci nihili, ipili, FICATION!
(What, what! Fication! What, what! Fication!)

moleynator
10-29-2009, 05:42 PM
Dawes be skilling, but he's just a pawn,
I am the king and you're makin me yawn.
I gotta admit, this is getting close run,
But Dawes, bow down, cos I am number one.
(Wah, wah, wah, wah, one!)

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 05:44 PM
Oh child please, please don't make me laugh
My rhymes are so illin' they be shootin' off the graph
I just moved you down a peg, you silly mole
So why don't you go dig yourself a nice big hole

Ohhhhhh, snap!

moleynator
10-29-2009, 05:47 PM
Im 16 Dawes, don't call me a child,
cos my rhymes are hot, while yours are mild,
I been spittin this stuff from the age of three,
so im taking you down with negativity.

Served.

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 05:52 PM
Don't try to act so hard, it doesn't fit you well
My dope rhymes sent the devil back to hell
I sold my soul for my mad rhyming skillz
They so illin' they gave Beelzebub the chills

What, what!

moleynator
10-29-2009, 05:57 PM
I see you tryin, but you really fail,
cos you wont win in this epic tale,
You can stay if you want and try to fight,
but you will never overcome, my terrific might.

Word up playa.

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 06:00 PM
My rhymes in iambic pentameter
Are so charged they've broken my ammeter
So listen round y'all, listen round, you hear,
Dawes is now rhyming it, like ol' Shakespeare

Wurd.

Mod5.0
10-29-2009, 06:00 PM
I've been ill for 2 weeks
It is so bad, I can hardly speak
When you feeling down, don't stress
That always leads to a mess.

moleynator
10-29-2009, 06:07 PM
My rhymes are so slick, they make oil jealous,
but dont worry, try and join me fellas,
cos we are all good, im just the best,
cos my brain is like a rhyming treasure chest.

Done.

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 06:09 PM
Pfft, are you still trying so hard?
Your rhymes remind me of a chunk of gone-off lard.
They smell worse than my great aunt
(Trust me, the chances of her using soap are scant)

moleynator
10-29-2009, 06:19 PM
Your rhymes are like a sparkler, really lame,
mine are like bombs and I ignite the flame.
The words are so smooth as they roll off my tongue,
but if I used yours they would leave as dung.

oh oh oh cant see me.

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 06:22 PM
Your rhymes are as sour as a gone-off orange
The grate on the ear, like a rusty door-hinge
They are easily the worst rhymes that I've heard all month
So I pray to your soul, to my man, Guru Garunth!

moleynator
10-29-2009, 06:30 PM
You obviously aint listenin' to yours
cos I aint hearin' any applause.
When I post my lines the crowd goes wild,
Oh, Dawes, you are looking riled.

Say what?

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 06:34 PM
You need to turn up your hearing aid, old man
My supporters and fans are arriving in their vans!
The dawes-ites are their name, being hip is their game
And they just gather round, to bask in my fame!

Dope in the hizzle!

Mod5.0
10-29-2009, 06:37 PM
I saw this battle, of rap
I thought lets give this a cap
because this is getting to be crap
it's ok little chaps its just a fact

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 06:38 PM
lkashflaskudhfa sun
afgfsdhsdghghg bun
qkfejbhalskugha talk
akjhg;loiuahr;oih walk

Oh, snap!

moleynator
10-29-2009, 06:48 PM
Im sorry Dawes, you wanna talk fame?
You live in the shadow of my name.
Can you not see them all up in lights?
'Moley' they say, 'winner by rights'.

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 06:52 PM
Monosyllabic rhyming is for losers
You are one hundred percent a microphone abuser
Your vocabulary lacks fortitude
Listen, peasants, to my verisimilitude!

Mod5.0
10-29-2009, 06:55 PM
Calm down Dawes
You know I'm your boss
You might as well freak
cuz I'll be here all week

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 06:57 PM
Here to prove my point, it's L-B-S-B
Who clearly learnt rhyming in Slough univers-ity
Oh I went there, with great vivacity
You know you all envy my thrilling tenacity.

moleynator
10-29-2009, 07:04 PM
Yo Dawes I can use more than one syllable,
just didnt wanna make you feel vulnerable.
Cos to me you sound kinda pathetic,
whereas my rhymes are purely aesthetic.

dawesbr
10-29-2009, 07:42 PM
You just proved yourself a fool, my dear mole
Your rhymes ARE just aesthetic, they have no soul
To really ring true, your rhymes need heart
Right now they ring like an old guy's fart.

moleynator
10-30-2009, 12:30 AM
Aesthetic can be percieved in many different ways,
but your mind's so narrow it would take you days,
to figure out that it means my rhyming is sublime,
and you just use monosyllabic rhyming that time.

Whazza...

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 01:01 AM
Now now, I must admit, it was monosyllabic
But I had to talk on your terms, dawg, yo' dig?
So now I'll step it up, deck out my regalia
Blow all yo' minds with my sesquipedaliaaaaaaaa

boom!

moleynator
10-30-2009, 01:12 AM
Yo Dawes, you remind me of Tiffany,
she's my ex cos she had an epiphany,
it told her to run away cos im not mundane,
she liked the borin guyz, from what I ascertained.

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 01:14 AM
Nah, man, you got it wrong, blud
She ran away 'cos your rhymin' is so crud!
Judging by the small words that are all over ya
I think you have hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia!

moleynator
10-30-2009, 01:19 AM
I don't make up words, I use knowledge
unlike you, nowhere near a colledge.
Yeah, that means my rhymes are versatile,
wheras yours dont even make readin worthwhile.

B-b-b-b-b-b-breakdown

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 01:22 AM
Hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia is a word
Although its true meaning is considered quite absurd
My dear moley, naive mole, allow me to educate
It means the fear of long words - ironic (a word I doubt you can contemplate)

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 01:29 AM
Add this to OP.

Who cares 'bout sticks,
Mehh, Lets go play some tricks.
Yo, it's hallowe'en night,
Let's give peeps a fright.

I been reading this thread, my head hung in shame
You guys have all been failing, to play the game!
You been bustin' dope rhymes, but ain't got no rhythm,
Keep this stuff up and you're gonna cause a schism!

Hey dawes shut up,
You mangy lil pup.
You aint got not stlye,
Well, as much as a paedophile.

Don't insult my style, you ain't got no class
Insult my double negative and I'll kick you to the grass
'cos people look at you, and cry across the nation
Engaging in the act of flocci to the nauci nihili, ipili, FICATION!

Dawes be skilling, but he's just a pawn,
I am the king and you're makin me yawn.
I gotta admit, this is getting close run,
But Dawes, bow down, cos I am number one.

Oh child please, please don't make me laugh
My rhymes are so illin' they be shootin' off the graph
I just moved you down a peg, you silly mole
So why don't you go dig yourself a nice big hole

Im 16 Dawes, don't call me a child,
cos my rhymes are hot, while yours are mild,
I been spittin this stuff from the age of three,
so im taking you down with negativity.

Don't try to act so hard, it doesn't fit you well
My dope rhymes sent the devil back to hell
I sold my soul for my mad rhyming skillz
They so illin' they gave Beelzebub the chills

I see you tryin, but you really fail,
cos you wont win in this epic tale,
You can stay if you want and try to fight,
but you will never overcome, my terrific might.

My rhymes in iambic pentameter
Are so charged they've broken my ammeter
So listen round y'all, listen round, you hear,
Dawes is now rhyming it, like ol' Shakespeare

I've been ill for 2 weeks
It is so bad, I can hardly speak
When you feeling down, don't stress
That always leads to a mess.

My rhymes are so slick, they make oil jealous,
but dont worry, try and join me fellas,
cos we are all good, im just the best,
cos my brain is like a rhyming treasure chest.

Pfft, are you still trying so hard?
Your rhymes remind me of a chunk of gone-off lard.
They smell worse than my great aunt
(Trust me, the chances of her using soap are scant)

Your rhymes are like a sparkler, really lame,
mine are like bombs and I ignite the flame.
The words are so smooth as they roll off my tongue,
but if I used yours they would leave as dung.

Your rhymes are as sour as a gone-off orange
The grate on the ear, like a rusty door-hinge
They are easily the worst rhymes that I've heard all month
So I pray to your soul, to my man, Guru Garunth!

You obviously aint listenin' to yours
cos I aint hearin' any applause.
When I post my lines the crowd goes wild,
Oh, Dawes, you are looking riled.

You need to turn up your hearing aid, old man
My supporters and fans are arriving in their vans!
The dawes-ites are their name, being hip is their game
And they just gather round, to bask in my fame!

I saw this battle, of rap
I thought lets give this a cap
because this is getting to be crap
it's ok little chaps its just a fact

lkashflaskudhfa sun
afgfsdhsdghghg bun
qkfejbhalskugha talk
akjhg;loiuahr;oih walk

Im sorry Dawes, you wanna talk fame?
You live in the shadow of my name.
Can you not see them all up in lights?
'Moley' they say, 'winner by rights'.

Monosyllabic rhyming is for losers
You are one hundred percent a microphone abuser
Your vocabulary lacks fortitude
Listen, peasants, to my verisimilitude!

Calm down Dawes
You know I'm your boss
You might as well freak
cuz I'll be here all week

Here to prove my point, it's L-B-S-B
Who clearly learnt rhyming in Slough univers-ity
Oh I went there, with great vivacity
You know you all envy my thrilling tenacity.

Yo Dawes I can use more than one syllable,
just didnt wanna make you feel vulnerable.
Cos to me you sound kinda pathetic,
whereas my rhymes are purely aesthetic.

You just proved yourself a fool, my dear mole
Your rhymes ARE just aesthetic, they have no soul
To really ring true, your rhymes need heart
Right now they ring like an old guy's fart.

Aesthetic can be percieved in many different ways,
but your mind's so narrow it would take you days,
to figure out that it means my rhyming is sublime,
and you just use monosyllabic rhyming that time.

Now now, I must admit, it was monosyllabic
But I had to talk on your terms, dawg, yo' dig?
So now I'll step it up, deck out my regalia
Blow all yo' minds with my sesquipedaliaaaaaaaa

Yo Dawes, you remind me of Tiffany,
she's my ex cos she had an epiphany,
it told her to run away cos im not mundane,
she liked the borin guyz, from what I ascertained.

Nah, man, you got it wrong, blud
She ran away 'cos your rhymin' is so crud!
Judging by the small words that are all over ya
I think you have hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia!

I don't make up words, I use knowledge
unlike you, nowhere near a colledge.
Yeah, that means my rhymes are versatile,
wheras yours dont even make readin worthwhile.

Hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia is a word
Although its true meaning is considered quite absurd
My dear moley, naive mole, allow me to educate
It means the fear of long words - ironic (a word I doubt you can contemplate)

moleynator
10-30-2009, 01:29 AM
Argh, you're right, I found it on google,
never heard of it before and im a good pupil,
they never even mentioned it in english,
or in bio puttin out my petri dish.

Alex™
10-30-2009, 01:30 AM
RUNNNNNN TOOOOO THEEEE HIIIIILLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS...


wait,rapwut?

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 01:31 AM
Wow, moley, that was so weak I'm sore
I feel like cutting my arm off with a saw
For a weaker rhyme is one I never saw
Now, off I go, above the trees to sore!

Illin'

Also, ir0nmaid3nfan, do you think any of us actually LIKE rap? Speaking for myself, rap is awful. Also, RUUUN FOOOOR YOOOOURRRR LIIIIIIFEEEE

Alex™
10-30-2009, 01:36 AM
Wow, moley, that was so weak I'm sore
I feel like cutting my arm off with a saw
For a weaker rhyme is one I never saw
Now, off I go, above the trees to sore!

Illin'

Also, ir0nmaid3nfan, do you think any of us actually LIKE rap? Speaking for myself, rap is awful. Also, RUUUN FOOOOR YOOOOURRRR LIIIIIIFEEEE

I never suggested you liked rap, i was just making sure this thread held on to some credibility. ;)
Carry on now, it amuses me :P

moleynator
10-30-2009, 01:38 AM
Yo Dawes, lets change the subject,
I aint quittin', nor givin' disrespect,
im just gettin' bored of the same old thin',
lets try something new, let the games begin!

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 01:40 AM
OK, let's mix it up, I'll rhyme dans francais
(The language of love, so many say)
"Sacre vache, c'est une horreur!"
"Moleynator n'est pas un monsieur!"

moleynator
10-30-2009, 01:49 AM
Comment osez-vous dire ça de moi,
car je suis plus monseiur que toi,
Well, thats enough, I cant remember much,
probably not even right, it just looks double-dutch.

Woah, I went there.

The rap is now 2060 words long. :o

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 01:54 AM
I see you understand at least basic french
Now let's see how much spanish you can bench!
Eres más feo que un burro
Y eres siempre comiendo los churros!

Ayayayayayay!

CyberSora
10-30-2009, 01:58 AM
I see the rap, and it is sick
dawesbr be giving mole a kick,
To his mole butt, but mole to,
Served up said dawesbr in a few.

:)

CyberSora
10-30-2009, 02:00 AM
Oohh! dawesbr, I'm Hispanic, I'll translate. :)

mole, you are uglier than a bull, and you always eat churros (Mexican deserts).

moleynator
10-30-2009, 02:01 AM
Yo casi no dejar de hidratar,
y nunca toco esa sustancia.
I think I said that I moisturise all the time,
and ive never had a churro, not even with thyme.

Also cyber, I think he said donkey. Or at least meant it...

and I didn't say the stuff in those exact words, but to the same effect.

CyberSora
10-30-2009, 02:03 AM
Cabesa de burro.

Head of a bull, meaning stuborn. That's how I remember burro is bull.

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 02:06 AM
Ah, CyberSora is here, ready to rhyme
Let me first point out you don't have churros with thyme
Instead, they're eaten with a rich hot chocolate
In fact, some churros is what I should go collate.

Also, CyberSora, is that Spanish or Mexican or some other Hispanic language? Torro, as I've understood it, is bull, whereas burro is ******* or donkey, at least in the Spanish taught in schools :P

EDIT: Darned censors (I still can't believe I can't say...that word that I would've used in place of "darned"...), the word is a mediocrely insulting word mixing the old word for a donkey with a male name.

Alex™
10-30-2009, 02:09 AM
Burro is donkey, When we were in spain my dad used to go to the shop asking for 'dos Burros' meaning 2 loaves of bread or whatever. At least, that's what he THOUGHT he meant. ON the last day, the 2 shopkeepers finally asked why he wanted 2 donkeys every morning. lol

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 02:10 AM
Hehe, cool story ir0nmaid3nfan, but keep it on topic
Be it against your will, rhyme, or we will stop it
"It" by which I mean your crimes against the rules
Because you make you and your ilk all look like fools.

moleynator
10-30-2009, 02:25 AM
That is just gettin' in our way, ir0nmaid3n,
cos my brains overflowin with rhymes, it is laden.
You just be trippin' enterin' ma thread,
and then not rhymin', you wanna be dead?

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 02:27 AM
Man, moley, your rhyming pattern is rough
It is so poor it feels like sour dough
Whereas me, man, I take you to the slaughter
And mock you with my delirious laughter.

CyberSora
10-30-2009, 02:40 AM
Sorry for my language bro,
Didn't know donkey was burro.
And sour dough don't rhyme fo sho!
Unless you mean different bro.

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 02:46 AM
Ah, Cyber, but neither do slaughter and laughter
And don't think I didn't notice this 'til after
I was trying for some subtle humour on language
But obviously that caused you some anguish

:P

CyberSora
10-30-2009, 02:55 AM
Not anguish, just ackwardness,
I never knew you would mess,
Up your English, in my life,
I'm now saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Oh! Ya, I went there. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 03:04 AM
Blasphemy and sacrilege!
Without it, no rhyme can be illage ;)
As yours were, and very well piped
OMG THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE, IT'S/sniped

CyberSora
10-30-2009, 03:09 AM
/sniped, oh /sniped, of course,
It was not in morse.
Now I finally know that /sniped
Is the secret to my life. :p

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 03:24 AM
Dot dash dot dot dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dot dash
dot dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dash
dash dash dot dot dash dash dot dash dot dot
dash dash dash dot dash dash dot dash dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dash dash dash dot dot dot dot

SLS10
10-30-2009, 04:05 AM
A challenger appears, it's SLS10
Writin' this message at an hour past ten
Grim Man's here, he be stalkin' your rhymes
What you call "flow" I call "rap crimes"

moleynator
10-30-2009, 04:30 AM
Hey SLS, I think your rhymes flow,
oh wait, did i just dis yo?
Im going to bed at 29 past four,
leaving you all askin' for more.

peace out ma bruthas.

dawesbr
10-30-2009, 12:15 PM
Ah, good morning, my men, pleasure to see you
Verily I dost think that I hast lost my shoe
It is truth that I dost need it now
For I am about to go to the cinema, wow!

Mod5.0
10-30-2009, 01:15 PM
I woke up, took my pills
They kinda gave me the chills
I went for a walk
down the old parkin lot

Kn0cked-0ut
10-30-2009, 04:16 PM
I saw this thread and I thought by myself
Why don't I post a freakin rap before twelve
Lets make sure that when we finish this song in a bit
ConfusedCartman and his crew will start rapping on it

moleynator
10-30-2009, 08:49 PM
Yay a new submitter, to add to my collection,
another contributer, for my rap of perfection.
Good call on gettin' the admin and mods,
to rap this, it'll happen, no matter the odds.

Kern
10-30-2009, 08:53 PM
So Kernels going to join in this epic win
Thinking of words to rap not sing
Im telling ya this thread should never die
so ima going to hit post reply

PEACE OUT"!!!

moleynator
10-30-2009, 09:08 PM
Woot, we now have KernelM,
he is a beast, just like eminem.
He bases his rhymes off of this thread,
(Seriously, ask the voices in my head.)

Kern
10-30-2009, 09:11 PM
each time i see a brand new post,
the oven of ideas begins to roast,
you better get back to the swamp little gator,
TAKE IT MY MAN the awesome Moleynatoooooorrrrr

moleynator
10-30-2009, 09:15 PM
I dont think that really made much sense,
but its awesome anyways cos you're immense,
the words really are flowin' tonight,
i did this in 10 seconds, amirite?

RockSauron
10-31-2009, 12:44 AM
Yo, it's me, the dark lord of peanuts
I'm finally back from the world of cuts
My int was down, ya see what I'm saying?
But i'm back again, you all better be prayin'

Mod5.0
10-31-2009, 01:19 AM
yo, Rock's in da house
you betta run like a little mouse
His minions are coming
you best be running

moleynator
10-31-2009, 05:26 PM
Oh my god, rocksauron is back,
everyone hide and bring your snack,
maybe a weapon, blunt or sharp,
personally I am bringing my carp.

dawesbr
10-31-2009, 06:23 PM
Ah moley, a carp ain't no use
To be honest, it should be thrown out with the refuse
Now a good organic weapon, that's hard to produce
I think I'll go rifle through all my produce

moleynator
10-31-2009, 06:41 PM
You're right, we may need some kind of gun,
or we will surely become overun,
by rock's army, full of his minions,
what do others think on mine and Bens opinions?

Kern
10-31-2009, 10:19 PM
KernelMs here with a baseball bat
ive been practising on 3 owls and a cat
ready to be fighting of rocks minions
then we can have some... filet mignon????

moleynator
10-31-2009, 10:50 PM
No! We need guns, can you not read?
Without them we will surely not suceed!
You wont last with that blunt object,
for their blows will not deflect!

Mod5.0
10-31-2009, 10:56 PM
Everybody get your AK-47's
lets go at the count of 11
Get in position
this is gonna be a big transition

Kern
11-01-2009, 07:51 AM
i think rocks minions have quietened down
that means its safe to go to town
to sell all our guns and weapons
and make money like in the Thou-sands (thats artistic licensing right there)

CreateNPlay
11-03-2009, 09:56 PM
We sold all our weapons now
So alls calm, can't have no cow.
Better be ready and by some peanuts
cause rocky might be back and man, hé's nuts (Accent on the e :P, Makes it longer.. like Heeees :P)

moleynator
11-03-2009, 10:51 PM
Don't be alarmed, but I have shocking news,
Cos rocksauron bought a new pair of shoes.
They look too big and really don't fit,
but don't laugh or you'll be in his pit.

dawesbr
11-03-2009, 10:59 PM
Ah, now these rhymes are getting risqué
I think you all now I'll fillet
With my odd rhymes while wearing cagoules
I'll make you all look like fools

Fenderjt
11-03-2009, 11:22 PM
Take ya time dont matter to me fenderjt
stutter till it hurts while I freestyle freely
I can make this rap look so easy
its breezy just waiting for my chance to get cheesy

LOL

dawesbr
11-03-2009, 11:33 PM
I wonder whether the rap that follows this can actually be considered "a rap", I mean, it fits the general formula in moleynator's original post, so why shouldn't it be one?
I mean to say, the original post simply stated that the last syllable (or two, I suppose), had to rhyme, not that there had to be any distinctive flow, I mean, I didn't see none!
Oh well, let bygones be bygones, I suppose, in the end there's not much I can really do to affect it, it's his decision in the end as to whether it is a rap
Well, I'm feeling a bit peckish now, I definitely desire to ingest something, maybe some sort of fajita, yeah, I definitely feel like some sort of a wrap.

Mod5.0
11-04-2009, 01:32 PM
So I'm watching Tropic Thunder
I got it this summer
Booty Sweat is back
and I'm back on track

dawesbr
11-04-2009, 02:33 PM
Rhyming,
Timing
I have
Brav.

Fenderjt
11-04-2009, 10:15 PM
Rhyming,
Timing
I have
Brav.

LOL
whats a brav?

Alex™
11-04-2009, 10:19 PM
LOL
whats a brav?

You didn't post in rap form, so you won't get an answer.

moleynator
11-05-2009, 06:41 PM
Sorry Iron, but she can't read that,
it aint a rap and it aint too phat.
No more of these ridiculous posts,
and rap like a pro, by the coast.

dawesbr
11-05-2009, 07:39 PM
I'm gonna come back, make my rhymes all unique
You gonna read 'em all, and boy, yo' gonna freak!
'cos my rhymes are the best, they're right at the top
BTW moley, dude, update the OP.

olit123
11-05-2009, 07:41 PM
Dear god I just read the whole of that rap,
Now I'm off to take a crap!
But before I go I need to say...
That this thread is great innit, eh?

dawesbr
11-05-2009, 07:44 PM
Ahh, oli, good times, my awkward man
With such quirky phrases we should've had more fans!
But the truth is your rhymes are just poo
Kit, innit, xD#, ennit, ehh and gorpu!

Alex™
11-05-2009, 07:54 PM
Sorry Iron, but she can't read that,
it aint a rap and it aint too phat.
No more of these ridiculous posts,
and rap like a pro, by the coast.

I don't need to rap. I am the resident metalhead. I am above this ghetto tune.


:D Last post here, i pwomise :(

moleynator
11-05-2009, 08:41 PM
Ok it's updated, all 3473 words,
now if you ask me that is just absurd,
I have never heard a rap so long,
Written on parchment, bigger than Kong!

dawesbr
11-05-2009, 08:47 PM
Now, writing rhymes, that takes great pluck,
So so why don't we go out back and...aw, shucks
Let's dance until the break of dawn, crack a little wit
Because honestly, my rhymes are dope and yours are... bad, more than a bit.

Outlaw-Jack
11-06-2009, 06:28 AM
Jack is back, and is wantin' more,
Considerin' I missed on the "Rock-Sauron" war.
Yes! All of the blood and all of the kills...
But I could've got Rock with my snipin' skills. :p

Fenderjt
11-09-2009, 03:38 PM
You didn't post in rap form, so you won't get an answer.

Lol ok i got told
i better go n mold
a statue of me
for a level in LBP

Fenderjt
11-09-2009, 03:39 PM
I don't need to rap. I am the resident metalhead. I am above this ghetto tune.


:D Last post here, i pwomise :(

AHEM u told me off for not rhyming:rolleyes:

moleynator
11-10-2009, 05:53 PM
OMG I have to revise for mocks,
so I wont be very active or wearing socks.
It means I dont have to make sense at all,
which is good cos im rushin y'all.

Astrosimi
11-16-2009, 07:51 PM
Last of my raps here,
I'm checking out!
It was pleasure, rappin' with ya'll!
Remember me, Astro, had quite the ball!

Don't cry for for me, my memory last!
my new journey is a blast from the past!
I will travel to new lands at distances far,
and I'll be sure to send you a postcard ;)

Kern
11-16-2009, 09:04 PM
no astrosimi stop leavin the show
im reaching out to you saying please dont go
the LBPC world wouldnt be the same
Without you Panda wars would be lame

Outlaw-Jack
11-17-2009, 05:28 AM
I bid you Astro (again), farewell.
When you'll come back- time will tell.
Just remember this site, and when you look back,
I'll stand there, smiling; your good friend, Jack.

rseah
11-17-2009, 05:40 AM
well i was sittin around and found this rap
read though the whole thing and made a map
i felt like joining in so i took a pack
then got a pen out from my rack

(yeah random)

Hybrid
04-05-2010, 08:39 PM
i saw this rap
and thought ,whatte hack?,
so i am going back
and i got a lolcat
from Mr kitty cat

trip090
04-05-2010, 08:55 PM
this thread is old
from what i've been told
but it's kinda fun
when your number one


(look at me! i did a song!)

Doopz
04-05-2010, 11:28 PM
This thread is awesome,
But it's also quite chore some,
You have to make it rhyme,
No matter what the time.

((This thread is now my favourtie forum game, why wasn't this bumped ages ago?))

trip090
04-06-2010, 08:27 AM
It's quite easy,
And can be quite pleasing.
And you have to make it rhyme
And not throw of the time...ing.

Splash
04-07-2010, 12:22 AM
I think I'm going Gaga.
Baby's called Mama.
I woke up in a Bed.
Things rushing through my Head.

Girls sing La.
Boys shout Ah.
Wait, I'm late.
I run out cake.

Cooking the thing.
But I just gotta sing.
The mixtures are sour.
Leave for another hour.

Things go wrong.
Wearing my favorite thong.
I have to go.
Because I have a show.

CyberSora
04-07-2010, 12:30 AM
My day was a wreck,
I wish I had a check,
So I can buy a new bed,
To rest my head.

It's a pain in the ***,
Cause' I ran out of gas,
And I'm watching a sitcom,
About a boy who gets picked on.

I'm feeling so heated right now,
Raging but not knowing how,
But I'm gonna Uzi the next rapper,
Or slacker, or any talker-backer.

Seriosuly, I'm needing a sleep,
Catch a Z and hit the heap,
Before I pass out at last,
From my lack of the gas.

Peace

Tomeh999
05-15-2010, 09:37 PM
Hey there Cyber I'll fill for you
I know you gotta sleep for a day or two
Cause you know I can rap
with my hoodie from Gap

As I walk around all through town
I see the exclusive LBP crown
I blink my eyes
to my surprise

I wasn't playing games at the time
I looked around and saw a shark rhyme
right before it charged trying to eat me
I think I was dreaming now you see

When I looked at my arms I saw no skin
It looked like I was part of a shopping bin
I ran for my life but I was too slow
That shark killed me in one final blow

I thought i was dead but then I came to life
I went in my pocket and got a knife
Thank God I'm a sackboy
Just a little toy

Now it was time for me to fight back
I jumped on the shark and said "bye bye jack"
I lept onto land and I looked at the sky
Bombs dropping from that high?

Now I looked around and I saw a friend
we looked at eachother and ran for a corner bend
now this person will explain
the rest of what happened in the bomb rain.

[Sorry for length]

moleynator
05-15-2010, 09:46 PM
Last edited by CyberSora; 04-07-2010 at 12:35 AM.

xD

That post was a bit of a bump,
You're about as clever as forest Gump,
Well, maybe that was a bit over the top,
I better clean this up, using mah mop.

Haha, seriously, my sig is just to display the thread in it's natural glory. :)

Outlaw-Jack
05-16-2010, 01:00 AM
Whoa, hold the phone; seriously?
There's over 3,000 words, Moley?
Dang, that sure one Hell of a rap.
Oh, and nice to see you again, old chap. :p

Wow. +3,000 words... and that's not even including my HUMONGOUS rap...

moleynator
05-16-2010, 02:16 AM
It must be over 4k now
I really have no idea how
I just started it for a bit of fun
Then out of control it had spun.

xD

Voltergeist
05-16-2010, 01:19 PM
Though I've seen this thread many times before,
this is my first, as a contrib-u-tor.
Reading through, this stuff is wack,
Seems like these rappers have been snortin some crack.

So here's B3, fresh from mah cannon,
Hoping my crude raps don't get me banned and,
now my rents have started fighting,
so gonna go off and stop this blighting.

Peace.

Mr_T-Shirt
05-30-2010, 11:33 PM
Look'n at this thread, it is awfully long
I'm not sure if I can continue the song
I'll attempt to write something funny and witty
But it'll probably end up look'n sad and..........unable to rhyme without being rude.

Doopz
05-30-2010, 11:38 PM
A_Morton that was really crap,
you can hardly even call it a rap,
sorry to be so rude,
I'm just a cool dude. 8D

Candlepants
05-30-2010, 11:49 PM
They see me trollin'
I go thread to thread
spreadin spam left and right
No mod gonna stop me

No admin gonna find me
Ill do it all night long
Do it all right till dawn
Youse gonna need a mop

to clean up all my slop
I be leavin on ur forum
dont try and stop
baby we can do it all night

fill all mods full of fright
cant be stopped
cant be slowed
gonna post till i doze

Put thanks if you liked it :p

Voltergeist
05-31-2010, 03:56 AM
Well look at that, I missed some posts,
Was waiting for news till I was nearly a ghost,
Now listen here, noobs take a hike,
Time to let a real rapper have the mike.

I'm gonna keep going till I'm caught by a mod,
well, today my level got a spotlight nod!
I shouted and danced and almost cried,
would've bet the neighbors thought someone died.

Now anyways it's getting late,
sorry to cut short a rap so great,
But g-2-g, cause it's twelve-o-clock,
If you don't like this rap you can s-

(Use your imagination. ;) )

Outlaw-Jack
05-31-2010, 04:13 AM
Erm, Candlepants... you rap's all lame.
And, BlueBulletBill... you ain't got game.
And, Doopz... you think you're cool?
And, A_Morton... I pity the fool.

4-way dis... oooh, burn.
(Someday these kids will oughta learn :rolleyes:)
I hope to teach y'all some day
That you gotta mean what you gotta say.

You've gotta ways to go, all you 4.
But for now, y'all givin' me a bore.
So, see y'all later, and hopefully,
Y'all get better when I'm back (finally).

Doopz
05-31-2010, 10:01 AM
And, Doopz... you think you're cool?

It was the only thing that could rhyme,
for now it is time,
I better leave for my level won't make itself,
just get my controller from the shelf.

Ok so that still sucked,
uh oh, I'm about to get *runs*

moleynator
05-31-2010, 04:53 PM
Candlepants got the rhyme scheme all wrong,
I can't add this to my epic song!
You better stop dissing, Outlaw-Jack,
Cos I am in the house, MOLEY'S BACK!

BlackToof
05-31-2010, 05:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFu_wcV9nP0&feature=related

Mr_T-Shirt
05-31-2010, 06:21 PM
A_Morton that was really crap,
you can hardly even call it a rap,
sorry to be so rude,
I'm just a cool dude. 8D

You have the nerve to claim my rap was crap
My rap gives your rap a bit*ch slap
Apology accepted for being so rude
Because i LMAO when I see you in the nude!

Yesss, i see you :)

trip090
05-31-2010, 09:20 PM
waiting for my computer (it's processing),
checked in to see who's messing.
thought i'd have another crack
at writing a rap.

i've listened to my albums over again,
this computers so slow it's becoming a pain.
from gorillaz to outkast i've listened to them all,
the bar's hardly moved, it's so small!

this rap's doing so well,
it's hard to tell,
who's pro and who's crude,
but one thing's for sure, Doopz in the nude?!?!

morton?! what the...

Candlepants
05-31-2010, 09:29 PM
Guess I outta read the first post
Naw you all can roast
You say my rhymes outta line
Ill whack you with a bottle o wine

moleynator
06-01-2010, 12:03 AM
Woah, never expected nudity in this thread,
It's putting some weird pictuers into my head,
I think you should put some clothes on doopz,
Oh wait, I'm naked too! WOOPZ!

I can't believe this has started up again,
I let it die because it killed too many men,
There was a massacre a few pages back,
Led by Rocksauron and Outlaw Jack.

I remember some wierd things were used,
A fish caused several people to be bruised,
I felt violated and abused,
but I now must admit that I am getting confused.

Voltergeist
06-01-2010, 01:18 AM
Yo, what's up with the nudity bros,
Is this some kinda LittleBigPorno?
If it is, I'll take center stage,
just ask your girls, they know I'm the rage.

Anyways moley, yeah, the thread's gettin big.
Can I put a link up in mah sig?
That won't upset you, (at least I wish),
Now please: never mention that awful fish!

Starchy
06-01-2010, 02:56 AM
Why am I contributing to this thread?
I don't know what's going through my head.
Well, I'm two verses through so I guess I'll hit 'reply'...
...Erm... Umm... the square route of Pi?

moleynator
06-01-2010, 09:04 AM
I don't care what happens anymore,
This thread is so weird right down to the core,
Not much of it really makes any sense,
But to be honest......... fence.

Doopz
06-02-2010, 11:27 PM
Don't worry guys I put my clothes back on,
and so has John,
now I'm bored so I'll strip one more time,
well that's it for this (Rather crappy) rhyme.

:D

Weretigr
06-02-2010, 11:40 PM
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal from africa that's moved to metropolis and been taught how to break dance
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that?

(Flight of the Conchords ftw!)

Thunderstruck
06-03-2010, 09:00 PM
Why you all botha' makin'a rhyme
you wastin' yo time, committin' a crime
rhymin' words like crap, and rap,
I'm tired of yo rhymes i think i need a nap. B|

Outlaw-Jack
06-04-2010, 03:37 AM
I thought this thread would be more competitive,
But after looking over, it's quite repetitive.
So, I'm going away for a day or two...
Hopefully when I check back there'll be something to do.

moleynator
06-04-2010, 09:33 AM
You know what needs to be changed?
Something needs to be arranged.
Cos Outlaw Jack isn't in the mood,
Perhaps it's the lack of Doopz nude?

Fenderjt
06-04-2010, 09:49 AM
Dont mess with me,
Im the one n only G!
Make me a cuppa tea!
Il drink it n then il flee!



LMAO im so crap its funny

moleynator
06-04-2010, 10:02 AM
You're a proper English lass,
through and through, but alas,
You are a massive gangster,
so... Never mind, I won't mess with ya! :D

Fenderjt
06-04-2010, 10:13 AM
You're a proper English lass,
through and through, but alas,
You are a massive gangster,
so... Never mind, I won't mess with ya! :D

Haha i laughed at your rap
Here, have a bacon bap!
Im gonna go now,
i think its time i threw in that towel!

AbstractFlesh
06-04-2010, 10:38 AM
Doopz and moley put their clothes back on, thank God.
When I went fishin' I caught moley with fishin' rod.
Did I just say fishin' twice?
I should edit this post, but instead Ima go eat some chicken and rice.

:p

moleynator
06-04-2010, 11:10 AM
Who ever said I put my clothes back on?
You are making assumptions, that are wrong.
I am free as a bird or a kite,
Feeling the breeze, this aint right.

AbstractFlesh
06-04-2010, 11:18 AM
Moley, that ain't tight.
I really don't wana start a fight.
But really, we shouldn't cause your nude and your rude.
If my assumptions are false, then this ain't coo :boo:

Fenderjt
06-04-2010, 11:19 AM
No i dont think its right
Put some clothes on even if there tight
I dont wanna see your bits
Your making me blush and im getting zits

LOL

AbstractFlesh
06-04-2010, 11:46 AM
OH NO! Moley is flying away.
Now he has no rap and has nothin' to say.
The rap Gods are calling me.
I hope the wind pushed Moley into the sea... :p

moleynator
06-04-2010, 01:10 PM
Woah are you coming on to me?
We know what you mean, FenderJT!
We know that you love it,
cos you think that I am well fit!

:D

theonlybub
04-29-2011, 01:56 AM
Its me da bub bringing dis back to life!
I mean no harm! I bring no knife!
Lets get back to rappin like old times!
As we go about making new improved rymes!

WHAT!?