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CyberSora
11-08-2009, 09:43 PM
Hello Happy Gadders. I know there's another thread like this, but it got out of control. So ir0nmaid3nfan, Ghost, and I, CyberSora, are about to set rules in this new thread.

Why a new thread? Well the other thread got over runned by beserk stories. So we hope you understand that the other one will be removed, and this will be the new Panda Wars thread.

So read this before battling it out. :)



Teams
There's two teams:

The pandas team- P.A.D.S. (Panda Alliance Death Squad)

The anti-pandas' team- Rebels

Here's who make up the teams:

P.A.D.S.
rseah

Rebels
theswweet
CreateNPlay
chezhead
Astrosimi
dawesbr
KernelM

Gods and Leaders
Gods are people who help their team. They have abilities, they can give items to teams, and they moderate the game, so no one can break the rules. In other words, Gods are like the admins here. Gods are:

Panda God- Ghost
Rebel God- ir0nmaid3nfan
War God- Me, CyberSora

Leaders are like mods. They command their team, and make sure they don't break rules. We'll hand pick the Leaders by keeping track on how good you guys play this game. There's one Leader per team. So far, no Leaders are available.

W-O-M's
W-O-M's are Weap-O-Matic's. They give you ANY GUN YOU CAN THINK OF! They also give you food, camping gear, and... well ANYTHING! But special abilities and super weapons (like warheads and atomic bombs) are out. Still, you can have a lightning gun if you want. Just post something like "Come W-O-M" and it will come to give you your weapon. Also, INFINITE AMMO! Ya, let the war rock on!


Lands
Here's the lands you can enter. You cannot say, "I'm now in this land." Only Gods can make lands, unless you say something like, "I found a hole leading to a city. I say 'Gods, may I enter?' " We'll then decide if we want to add that land to our world. Here's the lands so far.

Jungle
Outlands (Near Jungle)
Cave (Inside Jungle)


Rules
1. No overpowering your characters. Everyone has the same abilities except for the gods.

2. Your post cannot be more than 6 sentences.

3. Do not control other characters. Example: If you go to shoot someone you must say attempt rather than hit. Gods can command characters to do it, but they can deny it... with a conciquence.

4. No "out of nowhere abilities/weapons. Gods must give them to you. Unless you find a weapon, but you need a story to back it up.

5. Leaders are the only ones who controll people's positions, like ," I told User #1 to go South-East. He did".

6. No talking for anybody else, unless they approve of it.

7. All off topic speech must be in double brackets ( [[ ]] ), spoilers ( [SPOILER][SPOILER] but with / in second SPOILER box), or paranthesis ( (( )) ).

8.All rule breakers will get warnings. Three warnings is the max. If you fail to listen, then we'll remove you from the war with our "God powers".

9. No posing as a God/Leader.

10. No clubs, unless people agree with it.


Story
Long ago, pandas ruled the LittleBigEarthCentral. Humans came and wanted to make peace, but the pandas wanted the bamboos to themselves. So war was inflicted on them. God summoned the War God to settle this. The War God couldn't do it alone, so the War God created a Panda God and a Rebel God. Both fought the war, but none prevailed, because a meteor streaked through the sky, freezing everything in time.

Now in the present, a community was chatting away in delightful conversations, when a second meteor crashed onto LittleBigEarthCentral. Now, the once frozen warriors were thawed from their eternal sleep, and war waged again. You must fight in not one, nor two, but in many locations in LittleBigEarthCentral, starting in a jungle. So now the question is, "Who's side are you on?"



So now that you now the main guidelines, we can begin the war!:)

Alex™
11-08-2009, 09:49 PM
Ir0n puled out his Jack Daniels and waited for the war to get going.

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 09:54 PM
CyberSora realeses a two panthers in the wild. One for the Rebels, one for the P.A.D.S..
"Let's see how good they make use of the panthers".

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:02 PM
theswwet joins the game!and starts killing pandas.

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:04 PM
[[As? Which team dude?]]

[[Edit: Never mind. Your good. :) ]]

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:05 PM
CnP Joins the P.A.D.S. and goes drinking with the leader and assumes the position of P.A.D.S. Vice War General.

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:05 PM
theswwet joins the game!and starts killing pandas.

((i edited it...that make sense?))

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:06 PM
Ir0n didn't know Ghost drank.... What he does know is that CnP may have joined the wrong team, and offers him the chance to switch...

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:07 PM
CnP is tempted by ir0n's mysterious ways and slips off to the rebel enclosure with secret information and is promoted to Chief Scouter and Reconnaissance.

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:09 PM
This pleases ir0n, who grants CnP a scilenced mp5 to use while out scouting...

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:09 PM
they only decide leaders!...and ir0n?wanna join the console wars?

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:10 PM
CnP asks Ir0n for a grenade mount for his MP5...

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:11 PM
[[brackets for off topic theswweet ;) and i will do, but let's not mention the threads in each others threads, keep them separate]]

Ir0n allows the grenade launcher, but only gives 3 grenades for the time being...

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:12 PM
((*sigh*))

theswwet wanders the wilderness and finds a panther!!!he uses his years of karate to take down the beast...and tames it

theswweet gains one pet panther

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:13 PM
CnP Thanks Ir0n for his gratitude but CnP has a big stock of 'nades from the infiltration of the P.A.D.S. and shares them with the crew but reserves 100 of the 500 for himself.

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:15 PM
theswweet asks the rebel+war god for a spiked collar and a leash for his new pet.

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:15 PM
ir0n takes all CnP's grenades, apart from the 3 he gave him, because he is upsetting the balance of the game... ahem, i mean the balance of the world...

Ir0n then walks down to CnP and asks exactly where he is planning to go...

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:16 PM
thswweet waits for an awnser from the gods very patientlly

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:17 PM
Ah, theswweet forgot the panther was already tamed for him. But hey, at least he tamed it more.
CyberSora congradulates swweet by giving him a Golden Cape.
"Use this cape for a force field that last for 5 seconds. It takes a recharge time of every two post."

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:19 PM
theswweet tries on the cape...and wanders with his pet he comes across a deer and lets the panther kill it,thus allowing him the bones for a knife

theswweet gains one flimsy bone-knife

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:23 PM
[[ Great story swweet. You're following the rules perfectly :).]]

CyberSora releases a giant scorpion into the jungle to fight theswweet's pet.
"Let's see how well you and your pet can fight".

RockSauron
11-08-2009, 10:25 PM
RockSauron is confused, as the panda side is the panda death squad, and the other side is the anti panda squad, so both sides want to kill pands apparrently.

But no matter. as long as Rock gets to kill.

RockSauron is a mercenary- he goes to the highest bidder.

Who bids for Rock and his peanut powers? :kz:

((btw... THERE SHOULD BE A PEANUT WAR D:))

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:25 PM
CnP says to ir0n "Oh im going to go check the wastelands to see if the outland rebels are doing ok, oh and.. Atleast give me back 2 more 'nades. When you've given/not given them i will be off"

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:28 PM
when theswweet sees the scorpion he immediatly throws the bone-knife at its stinger,cutting it off
as soon as the scorpions vulnerable theswweets panther strikes its head...killing it!
theswweeet uses the scorpions legs as food

theswweet gains 5 pds of food

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:29 PM
Ir0n compromises and gives CnP 1 more grenade.

He also offers Rock an unlimited supply of Jack Daniels to go with his Peanuts if he joins the rebels who are against pandas.

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:29 PM
[[ RockSauron, P.A.D.S. mean Panda Alliance Death Squad. It means you form an alliance with the pandas and create a death squad with them. Also, bracket anything out of the game. Thanks. :) ]]

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:29 PM
CnP leaves for the outlands and gives back the nade, "I'm glad you are a good man, but i don't need this."

CnP is travelling to Outlands 1/3

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:32 PM
"I see CreateNPlay is leaving the battle zone. I'll except it, but anybody else who enters a different battlezone other than the Jungle or Outland, shall perish for fleaing."
CyberSora sends a camal to CNP, in hopes to help him on his quest.

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:33 PM
Ir0n wishes CnP luck, and was going to give him somthing. He saw CnP sent a Camel, so he gives him a pack mule to carry water and food in the wastelands...

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:34 PM
CnP receives these gifts and sends a letter back via Eagletron RoboMail thanking them.

CnP is travelling to Outlands 2/3

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:35 PM
theswweet ebters deeper into the forest...and finds an entrance to a cave

theswweet requests ability to enter/explore cave

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:37 PM
[[ Did you pull that Robo Eagle out your butt? :p ]]

CyberSora notices that CNP has no Robo Eagle, so Cyber gives CNP one.

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:39 PM
CyberSora grants theswweet permission to the cave, but gives theswweet a lamp first, along with an AK-47.

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:40 PM
Ir0n is sipping his Jack Daniels on top of a tree in the Jungle, observing Swweet, and waiting for some panda lovers to come, so this war can really get going...

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:41 PM
[[Dangit sorry]]

CnP Arrives at the Outlands and see's that Pandas have not been here yet and the villagers are unaware of Pandas completely in this area..

CnP Is reasoning with the villagers 1/3

CnP requests support from any Rebels members to help him educate the villagers.

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:43 PM
Ir0n reminds CnP that PADS are helping the pandas, and rebels are trying to kill the pandas, and that he should again check he is on the right team ;)

Ir0n fell out of the tree.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:45 PM
[[Im tired lol]]

CnP said he was exhausted and just made a silly mistake... So can any Rebels come help educate? 1.1/3

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:46 PM
theswweet turns on the oil lamp but-he doesn't have any oil!
theswweet sacrifices a pound of scorpion legs for fuel
theswweet now only has 4 pounds of food

theswweet enters the cave...

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:47 PM
CnP Requests for members to come help again.

1.5/3

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:47 PM
Ir0n cruises down to CnP and begins telling the tale of the pandas, assisting CnP

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:50 PM
[[@Everybody: Check the first post if you still need to know how to play. :)]]

CyberSora is bored from no war going on.
Then Cyber realizes that Cyber is the War God.
Which meant Cyber is neutral, and can summon anything, P.A.D.S. or Rebels like.
"I summon 3 Pandas. Let's see how CNP like a challenge."
The pandas head toward the Outlands, following CNP's trail.

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:51 PM
while theswweet explores the cave with his pet,he finds an old chest!
inside it...is a board of some sort!
theswweet tries to find the use of the board...and does

theswweet gains one old-rusty-hoverboard
something creeps up on theswweet,and theswweet arms his AK-47

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:51 PM
Because of Ir0ns timely help they get to educate the villagers by getting them to help in a fight against the 3 Pandas.

CnP, Ir0n and a whole town of Villagers charge at the 3 pandas... The 300 Style

Alex™
11-08-2009, 10:53 PM
ir0n kicked one of the pandas in the head. and knocked it over. It began to cry, so Ir0n pulled out one of the grenades he had confiscated from CnP, before sticking it in the crying pandas mouth. He then turned and ran, dragging CnP out of the blast area...

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 10:56 PM
CnP Manages to dive behind a rock and finds one of the Rebel outpost's Mortar Cannons with mortar in working order. CnP Shouts to clear the battlefield and attempts to shoot the mortar at the pandas..

theswweet
11-08-2009, 10:56 PM
a lone-hibernating panda comes into view in theswweets cave...theswweet fires
theswweet has gained one panda corpse
theswweet uses the fur from the panda as a disquise...and requests for a backpack for storage

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 10:58 PM
[[ swweet, how can you make a board hover? Well, I'll just say I magically made it fly, because you were in need of aid". :) ]]

CNP is to great for the pandas. The pandas die.
CyberSora is impressed, so Cyber creates another panda.
"Let's see how you do against my SAW (gun) wielding, bullet proof vested, panda!"
The panda runs toward the village, and enters.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:01 PM
The panda, looking for villagers sniffs around but never enters a hut.

CnP climbs the watchtower after picking a parachute from the rebel armory in the outlands and jumps from the roof arming a grenade as he falls.

200 ft from the ground he pulls the chute and is silently drifting towards the panda.

When CnP drops in front of the SAW panda he drops the nade and dives behind a nearby house. The Panda gets blown to bits and the villagers rejoice...

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:01 PM
theswweet was given a backpack.
CyberSora sends a message to all Rebels.
"theswweet has found one panda base. That's right. I was wondering when it will be found. More pandas are in the Cave, so kill them."
Cyber tells swweet to set a base camp in the Cave, and to explore it more until he finds a trapdoor, leading to the pandas' base.

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:02 PM
((oops...posted this when you were working on yours!))

theswweet hears the ind=structions and sets up a base with his pet as a guard panther
theswweet,on his hoverboard travels the cave searching for the base

Alex™
11-08-2009, 11:03 PM
Ir0n left CnP to head over to the cave, hoping CnP could handle himself. As Ir0n reached the cave, he met swweet leaving...

"where are you going?' he asked.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:04 PM
CnP gives a discussion on Panda awareness and sets after Ir0n 1/2

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:05 PM
((oops...posted this when you were working on yours!))

theswweet hears the ind=structions and sets up a base with his pet as a guard panther
theswweet,on his hoverboard travels the cave searching for the base

[[ I gave you a backpack. Check my other post. ;) ]]

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:07 PM
((@ir0n i'm not going anywhere!plus its in the rules you can't control another character all mighty god!))

theswweet greets CnP and tells him about the panther...just in-case...and they enter the cave
while traveling it they discover the trap-door...and gather a plan before they go inside.

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:07 PM
[[ LOL Panda Awareness :p ]]

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:08 PM
CnP Thanks swweet and says he'll meet him at the bar sometime.

CnP says to Ir0n "Hey ir0n what you found so far."

CnP is exploring with Ir0n

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:09 PM
[[ Yes, but that's for players. Gods can give COMMANDS. I commaned you to search the cave. :) ]]

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:09 PM
[[i am god!.. nah.. :(]]

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:11 PM
((@ir0n i'm not going anywhere!plus its in the rules you can't control another character all mighty god!))

theswweet greets CnP and tells him about the panther...just in-case...and they enter the cave
while traveling it they discover the trap-door...and gather a plan before they go inside.

i was talking about ir0n talking as CnP!and i messed up my post the first time...i gladly searched the cave!

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:12 PM
[[ Nah. But MAYBE you might become a Leader ;) ]]

Alex™
11-08-2009, 11:13 PM
[[i didn't control him, i said i hoped he would be ok on his own, i.e. without me...Though being a god, i could have controlled him... But i didn't :D]]

Ir0n went into the cave, tripping over rocks the entire time.

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:15 PM
theswweet noticed ir0n had entered the cave,along with him and CnP
theswweet asked ir0n..."are you gonna help us make a plan?"

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:16 PM
CnP followed ir0n not tripping, laughing at him the whole time and Ir0n blushing.

chezhead
11-08-2009, 11:16 PM
Chez jumps into the fight via an interspacal rift, disregarding the latest pages, as he was too lazy. "WAZ UP?!?!?!?!1!!/!?1;l2Lewfsewf?"
/joke

[[I don't see how this is breaking the rules, but OK...]]

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:17 PM
[[Seriously chez dont ruin it]]

Alex™
11-08-2009, 11:18 PM
Ir0n said. 'yeah, you got any ideas Swweet?' and sat down to listen, before pushing CnP over for laughing at him...

[[agreeing with CnP, jsut check the rules and catch up with the posts already made, it won't take long]]

chezhead
11-08-2009, 11:18 PM
[[I was just kidding, acting as if I was in the last tread. OK?]]

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:19 PM
[[ There. Check rule #3, stating "Gods can command players, but they can deny it... with a consiquence." ]]

CyberSora enters the cave, with a Sapphire Crossbow to give to the nearest living thing...

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:19 PM
theswweet stops...silently he says"well...at least we now chez arrived safely."
as they gather a plan theswweet suggests...ir0n?can you throw a couple of grenades in the trapdoor?that would kill them!i'll go check on base."
theswweet runs into cybersora on accident while heading to the base.
theswweet gains one saphire crossbow.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:21 PM
CnP Stops ir0n in his tracks...

We have dealt with bullet proofness but what if they have grenade bouncers?!

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:21 PM
[[ chezhead, don't worry. We're just saying to read the last few post to know what's going on. :) ]]

Alex™
11-08-2009, 11:22 PM
Ir0n says, 'If they ahve grenade bouncers, then we'll have to find a way to get around them... I have plenty of things at my disposal ;)'

chezhead
11-08-2009, 11:23 PM
After seeing the past via a strange website viewed on his iphone he owned, he knew ehat happened.

"OK! Lets bust these panda's skulls!"

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:24 PM
theswweet facepalms..."of course...wait!what about my new crossbow?"

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:24 PM
CnP asks ir0n.. "Ir0n are you not telling us something?"

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:25 PM
[[ chezhead, what side are you on?]]

[[Edit: Welcome Rebel!]]

CyberSora hands chez a Wunderwaffe, telling him that it will fend off 10 pandas a shot.
"Remeber chez, you only have 10 shots."
chez is told that it can ONLY be used once in each post.

Alex™
11-08-2009, 11:26 PM
'What would i need to tell you? I am the rebel team's god, i have whatever i need at my disposal :P'

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:26 PM
((*sigh*rebels...wait!can you command him to switch sides?))

chezhead
11-08-2009, 11:27 PM
[[Actually I don't really want to play, its sorta wierd with having overseerers/gods and not having spontaneous things pop up. This isn't as random and fun as the old one. I may join eventually.]]

Hope you guys have fun,
-chezhead

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:27 PM
If you're god can't you make yourself infinitely powerfull and end the war?

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:29 PM
((*sigh*))

theswweet says to ir0n"ok...can we please have some swords?"

Alex™
11-08-2009, 11:30 PM
[@Chez - we are really only here to keep control.@CnP- i could end it, but i'm not going to, That's no fun. I'm just here to keep control. @Swweet - you can ahve 1 sword]]

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:32 PM
CnP requests a movement radar.

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:32 PM
[[ But Gods can fight each other, or cancel each other's powers with magic. So we won't try. And chez, it's fun, as long as you follow the rules. The other one was spemmed to death. :( ]]

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:34 PM
CNP gains a radar from Cyber.
"This radar can be used 3 times. Once you used it up, it will destruct in the next post."

Alex™
11-08-2009, 11:35 PM
Ir0n is leaving, as he needs sleep. before heading back to the temporary hq, he gives CnP and swweet a cloak which will conceal them temporarily if they need to make an escape.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:36 PM
CnP takes the radar to the trapdoor and senses that they are souther east of the pandas.

CnP takes the cloak thankfully and requests a backback to put it in.

CnP shoots his last 2 nades at the pandas through the trapdoor expertly 'cause of the radar and wipes out all but one...

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:36 PM
[[ Harry Potter's Cloak :p ]]

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:37 PM
((i will brb))

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:38 PM
Cyber hands a backpack to CNP, but request something in return.
"Oh, and I see another panda over there".
Cyber points to an empty area, and magically summons a Giant Panda.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:42 PM
CnP thanks Cyber whilst also slightly poo's himself.

The Giant panda recoils because of the smell and CnP unloads all of his ammo into the Pandas head and kills it, he then uses the cloak and runs off to HQ 1/5

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:45 PM
[[ Ammo from what CNP?]]

Cyber follows, and motions swweet to follow to.
"So... here's a toilet paper roll", says Cyber.

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:46 PM
he didn't steal my AK-47...did he?

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:46 PM
[[i was given an mp5, it had ammo in it. Remember when i showed you in the bar on Wednesday?]]

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:49 PM
((whatever...))
theswweet plugs his nose and walks over to CnP

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:50 PM
CnP says "Yes swweet?"

Travelling to hq 3/5

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:50 PM
[[Right. No ammo on MP5.]]
CyberSora heads back to base in the jungle, when one of his jaguars comes running toward him.
"Oh yeah, you can be a challenge to the others."
Cyber sends the jaguar to the Rebels, but has given the jaguar the abilty to blow fire.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:52 PM
[[gah more thinking... Working on it...]]

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:54 PM
((oh c'mon!))
theswweet says"we have company!!!" and places both the golden cape and invisibillity cloak around him...and then shoots the panther in the leg...to try to tame it

CyberSora
11-08-2009, 11:55 PM
The jaguar lashes out at swweet... ignoring the pain in it's leg.

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:56 PM
CnP Pulls out the empty MP5 and Runs at the Jaguar.

CnP Smashes the gland on the Jaguars throat making it unable to breathe fire.

theswweet
11-08-2009, 11:57 PM
theswweet sets the golden cape around his panther and sets it to attack the wild one!
meanwhile while the wild panther is occupied theswweet shoots it with his AK-47

the rebels have earned on dead wild panther

CreateNPlay
11-08-2009, 11:59 PM
bam bam bam the jaguar is dead.

CnP and swweet harvest the Jaguars flame gland.

CnP and sweet have a one time flame burst.

CnP heads to HQ 4/5

theswweet
11-09-2009, 12:02 AM
theswweet is getting bored...wishing someone would oin the other sde...

CyberSora
11-09-2009, 12:46 AM
I, the War God, decided to send you a swarm of 25 pandas.
Let the games begin.

theswweet
11-09-2009, 12:48 AM
(("oh ****!"))
theswweet uses his invisibillity cloak to escape back to the cavern base

CyberSora
11-09-2009, 12:56 AM
[[ Wow, way to leave your team. :p ]]

Astrosimi
11-09-2009, 01:31 AM
((How would I enter at this point? Like, do i just drop in? Where are you guys!?))

Outlaw-Jack
11-09-2009, 03:12 AM
((Yeah, how would you drop in? Cuz I want to enter, gunz a blazin'!! Yeehaw!!! :kz:))

rseah
11-09-2009, 05:30 AM
rseah joins the game he is determined to fight for the pandas against the panda killer scum....
he has lost his teleportation but is now a well train martial artist...
rseah sat in his island fortress and waited.....

Bear
11-09-2009, 05:43 AM
Ghost sat, up in the clouds. He then got out his bamboo, and began chomping away. He then swooped down, on the cloud, above Rseah's head and granted him a horse, which stood at the bottom of the tower, making its prescence known to Rseah.

Kern
11-09-2009, 06:49 AM
((can you be neutral? like worship the god of war?)) Kernel had lived in the outlands all his life...

Bear
11-09-2009, 06:53 AM
Ghost sent some pandas by the mighty steed's side. He then requested Rseah to head out on the horse with the pandas.

rseah
11-09-2009, 06:57 AM
((i guess so why not join me there are so many people against me))

rseah greeted the new pandas he picked the fittest 5 to come with him and left the rest at his fortress.He asked the mighty panda god ghost if he could train them after pondering for 5 seconds ghost said yes. So rseah headed out into the wilderness riding on his horse followed by 5 pandas ready for the toughest training that they would ever experience......

Kern
11-09-2009, 06:58 AM
kernel looked around sunny day as usual... but something was wrong ((panda god request: cattle))

CreateNPlay
11-09-2009, 08:27 AM
CnP is nursing a hangover after a long night at the Rebel bar.

rseah
11-09-2009, 08:43 AM
rseah and his pandas are still training vigorously, the five are now skilled fighters and are experts in many different skills. It was time to test out their strength in a real battle rseah decided that it was also a perfect time to test his forts defense systems....

He was going to takeover his own fortress...

CreateNPlay
11-09-2009, 10:10 AM
[[Lol...]]

CnP sets out off to Tesco's to get rations for the rebels.

[[Im going to college]]

Kern
11-09-2009, 04:31 PM
kernel wandered into the jungle seen as the panda god was not helping him. he came across a nest, "perfect" he said bending down to gather up the eggs ((request backpack to carry stuff)) there was a ear bending screech, as a purple feathered bird swooped down,

ARD
11-09-2009, 04:33 PM
[[...what just happened? This is so confusing]]

Kern
11-09-2009, 04:33 PM
((what dont you understand??))

CreateNPlay
11-09-2009, 04:47 PM
CnP Get's back with the Rations.

Rebels Gain +1 Str.

CnP takes a gun from the armory for his pay.

CnP Obtains a Glock with 2 clips.

Kern
11-09-2009, 04:55 PM
kernel cut the giant birds leg forcing it to the ground, Kernel tames the bird and heals it, Kernel gains a flying steed and 6 eggs

Bear
11-09-2009, 05:00 PM
Right. I'm really not finding this thread any fun which was the goal. So consider the panda god dead... until a new one in found or something.

Kern
11-09-2009, 05:08 PM
((sad panda:( can i ask whats wrong with it?))

Bear
11-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Nothing, I just feel like I'm playing WoW or something. The first thread was fun, but it got too confusing, and this is just too boring IMO.

Bai gais. xx

ARD
11-09-2009, 05:34 PM
Yeah, what he said.

Kern
11-09-2009, 05:46 PM
((what i think the problem is, that in the other thread we had no limits, but in this thread we are so restricted, we cant have items without asking for them, which kinda defeats the purpose of the story, that we have to keep asking for items the waiting is just boring!))

dawesbr
11-09-2009, 06:14 PM
[[I'm fairly sure Ghost can't just make himself God like that. :P Anywho, I reckon this could be OK. You can grant yourself items whenever you want, WITHIN limits - see theswweet earning a flimsy bone knife near the start. It is presumed that you can have a backpack, I would've thought, but of course, you can't put a whole panda in it or whatever. I think this could be good.]]

Dawes crouched in the bole of a tree, whittling a chunk of wood with his stanley knife.

The blade was only 1/2 an inch long, but it was enough to carve a fairly good replica of Dawes stabbing a panda in the eye.

He was just putting the finishing touches on the miniature knife, when a fuzzy head popped up above the bole, chewing a stick of bamboo.

Dawes stabbed it in the eye in a perfect mimicry of the wooden sculpture.

The panda collapsed on the leaf-strewn woodland ground, and Dawes hopped down next to it.

Bear
11-09-2009, 06:16 PM
[[I'm fairly sure Ghost can't just make himself God like that. :P Anywho, I reckon this could be OK. You can grant yourself items whenever you want, WITHIN limits - see theswweet earning a flimsy bone knife near the start. It is presumed that you can have a backpack, I would've thought, but of course, you can't put a whole panda in it or whatever. I think this could be good.]]

Dawes crouched in the bole of a tree, whittling a chunk of wood with his stanley knife.

The blade was only 1/2 an inch long, but it was enough to carve a fairly good replica of Dawes stabbing a panda in the eye.

He was just putting the finishing touches on the miniature knife, when a fuzzy head popped up above the bole, chewing a stick of bamboo.

Dawes stabbed it in the eye in a perfect mimicry of the wooden sculpture.

The panda collapsed on the leaf-strewn woodland ground, and Dawes hopped down next to it.

Dawesbr, I was god already, look at the first post.

dawesbr
11-09-2009, 06:24 PM
[[Oops, I missed that, I forgot there were more than two Gods. Oopsie-daisy. Imma go blaspheme about you and your crazy beliefs now :3]]

Dawes pulled the Stanley knife out of the panda's eye, which popped out with it (he pocketed the eye) and wiped the knife down on the panda's fur, leaving a red smear.

Dawes began to walk off into the forest, heading deeper into it.

The ground became rockier as he walked.

Kern
11-09-2009, 06:35 PM
Kernel heard a panda death scream, and whipped to the direction of the sound, the great purple bird following in haste he saw the pandas corpse lay dead, a red smear on it's fur, the crunch of leaves alerted him to the teens presence, he followed silently,


-- the ground was rockier now, the boy had no idea kernel was following kernel, caught his foot on a large creeper and tripped face first onto the rocky ground with a loud thud.

He would be found surely

dawesbr
11-09-2009, 06:44 PM
Dawes lay with his face on the ground, having tripped over one of those darned creepers

"Ow," he said.

He then hacked at the creeper with his Stanley knife, breaking free.

He stood up, and caught a glance of a man a few metres off, who was also lying face down.

He began walking THAT way.

Kern
11-09-2009, 07:11 PM
kernel heard a large growling, and saw a black shape dart from the trees, towards the boy
"look out!!" he shouted darting from his hiding place to tackle the boy.

dawesbr
11-09-2009, 07:14 PM
Dawes whirled round, looking for whatever the weird man in the dirt had seen.

A panda jumped at him, springing forward, paws raised.

Dawes dodged to the side, and the panda fell face first into the dirt.

Dawes stabbed it in the neck, killing it.

Dawes gained 1 satisfaction.

Dexiro
11-09-2009, 08:17 PM
Dex sneaks up and pins a leaflet to a nearby tree.

It reads:
"The Epicly Awesome Panda Concert is starting tomorrow in Bamboo Fields!
Featuring the Black Eyed Pandas and other not so funny panda based twists on popular bands!
Admission is free for both Pandas AND Humans :D"

CreateNPlay
11-09-2009, 08:18 PM
CnP see's this from his watchtower and runs after dex to ask him why it is in the bamboo fields, and won't there be fights?

Dexiro
11-09-2009, 08:48 PM
Because we get free food there :D

CreateNPlay
11-09-2009, 08:54 PM
CnP thinks this is sweet and puts his name down for it.

+1 Reputation

Astrosimi
11-09-2009, 08:56 PM
((Permission to spawn in the Jungle))

CyberSora
11-09-2009, 09:27 PM
Permission granted.
Cyber sends Weap-O-Matics to both teams.
"These machines will give you any weapon or ammo of your choice you ask. Desired weapons come with ammo of 25 shots. Just asking for ammo for your weapon you already have will give you 50. It must be a real weapon, and it has to be held in the hanc, so no Warheads :). The catch though is each team has one W-O-M, and it can only be used once every 5 turns. W-O-M teleport to your location when summoned."

CreateNPlay
11-09-2009, 09:29 PM
CnP rushes to his base and puts the MP5 in the armory and uses the W-O-M to spawn himself a Baretta Inciendary Sniper Rifle With 25 Shots. Ownage!

CyberSora
11-09-2009, 09:42 PM
Cyber updates the W-O-M's.
"Now you can ask for anything, like lamps, food, anything BUT SUPER WEAPONS AND UPGRADES. Guns can be anything, Ice Rays, anything... with INFINITE AMMO! You sti, need to wait 5 post though for guns. Items to camp, eat, etc. are available at ANYTIME!
War God is happy.

Kern
11-09-2009, 09:43 PM
Kernel Picked himself up and offered a hand to dawes
"kernel" he said while the giant purple bird was picking at the remains of the panda

Astrosimi
11-09-2009, 10:02 PM
A man drops down from the trees, in a trenchcoat and trilby. He gets a strange snese of Deja Vu. Astro withdraws a Golden SPAS-12 from the W-O-M and sneaks among the trees, looking for pandas to head-blast. He put in his application for the rebels a few hours earlier.
Boom.
Boom.
What's this? Astro finds a leaf advertising a concert.... Pandalica, The Peatels, Panda Santana and...... oh god, PANDA MONTANDA.
Finding it necessary to assasinate the last mentioned artist, Astro bides his time near the Bamboo fields, waiting for the WOM to refresh and give him a nice golden AWP rilfe.

Kern
11-09-2009, 10:07 PM
((it seems the jungle is the place to be :p everyone seems to be there!))

*a guitar blast ripples across the jungle and a leaflet floats mystically into Kernels hand*
"wanna come with?" Kernel asked dawes, While leaping onto the majestic purple bird. he offered his hand out to dawes "get up" ((REQUEST GODS TO ALLOW ME TO TAKE DAWES))

Kern
11-09-2009, 10:18 PM
"forget it" he pulled the down on the birds neck sending it screeching up into the air,


((BTW in my posts -- means later on or after a while))

-- Kernel and the bird swooped down towards a large clearing, just half a mile from the Bamboo fields. He jumped off the huge bird and landed onto a slender man in a trench coat and a trilby with a knife pressed to his throat, "Friend or Foe" kernel hissed...

Astrosimi
11-09-2009, 10:26 PM
"Depends," said Astro "whom your foe is."
Looking at the panda blood on the knife, Astro smiled. He swung Kernel over his shoulder, slamming him into the ground, then extended his hand.
"I'm' the newest rebel 'round here. Name's Astro."

Kern
11-09-2009, 10:29 PM
"pleasure" Kernel replied taking the hand and pulling himself up, "Some pandas are gonna bleed tonight, you game?"

CyberSora
11-09-2009, 10:30 PM
((Sorry Kernel. Next time, take him.:) ))

W-O-M's are recharged everytime. INFINITE W-O-M!

Astrosimi
11-09-2009, 10:35 PM
"Of course." said Astro, as the WOM appeared beside him. He took out a Golden AWP Sniper Rifle, with explosive ammo. Hoo-rah, the War Gods are generous today indeed!

"Your pick of guns now, Monsieur.... your name?"

CreateNPlay
11-09-2009, 10:55 PM
CnP Welcomes astro to the rebels by giving him his cloak of invisibility.

CnP uses the W-o-M to get some beans. Yum.

CyberSora
11-10-2009, 01:10 AM
[[War Gods!? I've been replaced!? :p ]]

Cyber sends a mutated chain saw panda to finish Astro for the rude comment.

Astrosimi
11-10-2009, 02:51 AM
Astro thanks CNP, but sees a mutated chain saw panda running towards him with maniacal look on his face. Reacting with speed, he pulls a golden Grenade Launcher from the WOM and lugs a shell in the panda's direction. The panda staggers back, it's chainsaw arm having been amputated by the blast. Astro runs forward, grabs the chainsaw, and mercilessly splits the panda in half. Think Gears of War.
Astro looks up apologetically. "Sorry," he says, putting the chainsaw and G. launcher in his coat.

CyberSora
11-10-2009, 03:28 AM
"Awesome panda take done!" said CyberSora.
Now thinking of a real challenging panda, Cyber summons...
SEPHIROTH PANDA!
"Find them, and battle them. Let's see how good the Rebels are."
Sephiroth Panda went after Astro.

Stats:
Sephiroth Panda
Health: 10,000
Weakness: Ice
Strength: Jungle
Best Way To Kill Him: Use an ice beam to kill him in 2 post. Other weapons will take at least 5 post to kill him.

P.S. I control Sephiroth Panda, so I'll attack you like you attack pandas... HARDCORE KILL SHOTS! :)

rseah
11-10-2009, 05:46 AM
after long hours of fighting rseah finally took over his fort...the pandas were ready he gave each of them orange and black knuckle dusters which symbolized that they were part of his elite panda group. Rseah headed out on his horse with his panda squad and went down to the fields......

((come on we need more panda lovers))

pamat1
11-10-2009, 05:57 AM
I want to be with pandas! LoL

Kern
11-10-2009, 06:33 AM
((im not getting updates for this...)) Kernel pulled two ice beams out of the WOM and threw one to astro, he pulled out an weapon nozzle concentrating the liquid...

CyberSora
11-10-2009, 06:40 AM
Sephiroth Panda, or Sephipanda, charged at KernelM, striking it's long glistening sword.

rseah
11-10-2009, 06:41 AM
rseah rode down to the fields it was a fearsome sight he spotted a lone figure and decided to follow him for a while to see if he was with the pandas or against them...

Kern
11-10-2009, 06:48 AM
kernel shot the ice liquid at the panda freezing it in place, he ran up to it and stabbed it in the neck,

Kern
11-10-2009, 04:31 PM
((sigh... i offer to be the panda god if you want))

Astrosimi
11-10-2009, 07:55 PM
As soon as Kernel shoots the panda and stabs him, Astro blasts him once more. The extreme ice concentration, coupled with the mass increase of the knife, cause the panda to shatter.

Kern
11-10-2009, 08:11 PM
Kernel Quickly lit a fire, and burned both pandas flesh on the fire, in appeasement to the Gods, "Aid us, Dont try to kill us!"

theswweet
11-11-2009, 12:20 AM
after feeding his pet with the wom theswweet heads out of the cave...fortunately the pandas were gone,and in the distance he heard crappy music...weird...pleased with the food he had given it,his panther had grown stronger!it was probably strong enough to carry him...but theswweet had a hoverboard...after some thought of waht to do...the music got to annoying,angered,theswweet strodes off to kill the noise-makers!

Astrosimi
11-11-2009, 02:01 AM
Gentlemen, due to a change in my lifestyle I will have to announce my departure from the game.

Kern
11-11-2009, 04:17 PM
((can i take up the position of god?))

theswweet
11-11-2009, 05:55 PM
((i'm donez...anyone that wants a funner role-playing...try my console war one...sorry about the advertising but...this is dead...no beyond dead!its decaying!))

Kern
11-11-2009, 05:57 PM
i liked the last one better, No offence but it allowed us to be more creative, even if it did get very confusing,

Outlaw-Jack
11-13-2009, 06:39 AM
Perhaps I should make a forum RPG...