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warlord_evil
11-22-2009, 05:42 AM
Here's how to play, the first poster will post a problem in real life (fictional).

The next poster will answer that, and post a new real life problem.

Ex.
Poster 1: (Answers previous post.)
What would you do with a splinter in your foot?

Poster 2: Turn it to dissolve material, then activate it with a button.
(Asks a question.)

I'll start it off:
You're late to school/work/something, it is located in a country 300 miles from your location.

(Please, nothing offensive.)
(Btw, try to give creative answers!) :)

Drakora
11-22-2009, 05:43 AM
I enter hover mode, and fly there.
You are trapped in a cell surrounded by lawn ninjas.

ktang77
11-22-2009, 07:18 AM
I pull the switch and bombs asplode the ninjas.

You have a box, a spring, and some glue. You need to get on top of a cliff, what do you make to get up?

Outlaw-Jack
11-22-2009, 08:00 AM
I make a super springboard.

You're trapped inside a welded metal box. What happens?

Astrosimi
11-22-2009, 06:54 PM
I open my popit and activate the "Try Again" button.

You didn't do your homework!

oldage
11-22-2009, 07:08 PM
I use the rewind feature and make it.



you have to dig a pool for your sister.

RockSauron
11-22-2009, 07:11 PM
Use the material tool to carve out the pool in the material, and wait pateitntly for water to come out.

A red brick must be chopped in half.

napero7
11-22-2009, 08:31 PM
Copy it with L3 and delete half of both of them.

An asteroid is about to hit earth, you have to stop it somehow!

Theap Pleman
11-23-2009, 12:52 AM
I select it with my popit and delete it.

You have to help Santa make millions of presents for kids around the world in the next 5 minutes.

thefrozenpenquin
11-23-2009, 02:40 AM
I make 20 emitters set to max emitted.

Oh no! Your parachute didn't open! (Don't use hover, thats too easy)

Hibbsi
11-23-2009, 03:07 AM
You can't die from just falling in LBP, so enjoy the freefall! :p

You're being chased by a lion.

Astrosimi
11-23-2009, 03:45 AM
I impale it using my jousting-rocket cheetah!

Zombies approach you!

comphermc
11-23-2009, 03:50 AM
Drop in a paintinator and mow them down!

Your girlfriend or boyfriend breaks up with you. (Aw, sad. I'm sorry...)

applepod124
11-23-2009, 04:13 AM
I drop a block of stone on them.

You are being chased by a bear.

rseah
11-23-2009, 05:32 AM
you pause and stick an emitter that emits bombs on it

your ps3 gets the YLOD

lifeiscrapislife
11-23-2009, 04:14 PM
i wish i had saved it as an object a week ago & cry:( then send warlord my ylod ps3 & ask him to fix it.

warlord_evil
11-23-2009, 05:49 PM
i wish i had saved it as an object a week ago & cry:( then send warlord my ylod ps3 & ask him to fix it.
You need to post a problem too. :)
If you don't, I'll post this:
Your house is on fire! And the extinguish tool from LBP won't work! :cry:

napero7
11-23-2009, 07:27 PM
I'll destroy the house with bombs and build a new one :)

You are in the middle of the ocean and see no land, you are sitting on a piece of wood.

GreyMRP
11-23-2009, 08:27 PM
Return to POD because this is another "REAL WATER" level. >_>

Someone just dropped a bucket of paint on you...The jerk.

enodrawkcab
11-23-2009, 08:35 PM
You simply open your popit and restore a saved costume.

You just finished papering the living room wall and your wife decides she'd rather have another color. (I have an answer for this... but I'll let someone else be cruel... lol post 14)

Thanks Warlord Evil... this has to be the best LBPCentral forum game ever!

Keldur
11-23-2009, 08:48 PM
I tweak my wife's logic in order to make her like the new colour :)

You arrive completely drunk at your house -again- and you need to get to your room without your parents noticing.

Incinerator22
11-23-2009, 08:53 PM
You take a paintinator and shoot the spotlights.

You come home to find your house has been burned down by a fire.

Astrosimi
11-23-2009, 08:58 PM
I rewind and extinguish it :D

Someone just shot an RPG at you! wat do u do!?1/!/!! D:

Keldur
11-23-2009, 09:01 PM
Sigh, looks like I'll lose some score... No problem, there are infinite life checkpoints, anyways.

You end up in jail. How to escape?

olit123
11-23-2009, 09:12 PM
Create a sackcapult and fire yourself over the prison wall.

You have 2 minutes to deliver a pizza in your van to a person 10 miles away.

chezhead
11-23-2009, 09:15 PM
Build a rocket cheetah to bring you there.
Your sackboy had a bomb on him that will explode in 30 seconds!

Keldur
11-23-2009, 09:19 PM
Use the pause mode and live forever!

You are slowly becoming bald. What to do?

dandygandy2704
11-23-2009, 09:27 PM
Put on the Ringmaster Top Hat, of course.

You always forget important things, like dates or homework.

phil_003
11-23-2009, 09:28 PM
You make a sticker of your calendar and you keep this sticker everytime on you.

You woke up one day and find that you miss one of your important appointement! What you do you do?

Keldur
11-23-2009, 09:39 PM
Rewind would be the samrt thing to do here, but I'd actually build another me so everybody blames him, not me.

God is angry at you. How can you deal with him?

dandygandy2704
11-23-2009, 10:27 PM
Show Him how awesome LBP is and run while He's distracted.

You can't find the CD you're looking for at the store.

ktang77
11-23-2009, 11:19 PM
You create a copy of the CD in create mode using stickers.

You want a donut, and there is a box on the other side of a cliff. You have 4 pieces of string, 6 chucks of 2x4 wood, and 6 bottles of glue, what do you do?

Theap Pleman
11-23-2009, 11:24 PM
Build a giant slingshot to shoot me across the gap.

You built a giant slingshot to get to some donuts but you overshot and now there's a mile long floor of fire between you and your donuts.

Drakora
11-23-2009, 11:29 PM
Delethelize it.
The fire that's been Delethelized was actually fake! You fall through it, to a gas floor, above some donuts.

warlord_evil
11-23-2009, 11:56 PM
Quick! Capture the gas as on object, then...uh...place the captured object to make it the rare glitched shiny sponge material! Wait that glitch doesn't work anymore! *dies*

You have to dig a grave for someone who died in a horrible...horrible...donut incident.

Outlaw-Jack
11-24-2009, 02:19 AM
I drag the entrance gate next to me. The victim appears to be OK!!!

You're stuck in rush hour, and you need to get to work on time or else you're fired.

dandygandy2704
11-24-2009, 07:30 PM
Drop impact explosives on traffic and have an action movie-worthy debris-dodging drive to work.

A bit of debris lands on your car, instantly rendering it undriveable. Also, your left button is broken, so no rewinds.

chezhead
11-25-2009, 01:18 AM
Make a new one!
The rewind button is broken. There is a bomb that will go off if you try pausing.

Outlaw-Jack
11-25-2009, 05:05 AM
Grab the bomb with your Popit, then delete it.

You're going to pay for an expensive meal, and you find out that you have no money. Plus, the rewind button is broken (courtesy of dandygandy).

thefrozenpenquin
11-25-2009, 05:16 AM
You try to rewind, start staring angrily at the controller, contemplating throwing it at the window. Then you use your paint gun on the remaining food and ask for a free meal.

The waiter doesn't want to give you a meal for free and calls you a mean poopy head...

lifeiscrapislife
11-25-2009, 01:21 PM
slap him then run away

a waitor is between you & the door

dandygandy2704
11-25-2009, 01:47 PM
Put a rocket on his back and turn the boost to full. Suddenly, the path is clear.

The door is locked.

ktang77
11-25-2009, 02:09 PM
I use a button and dissolve the door.

Security is outside the door and there is another box of donuts to your right, what do you do?

dandygandy2704
11-25-2009, 02:14 PM
Pause, eat the doughnuts, grab a rocket cheetah from my Popit, unpause, and ride into the sunset.

The rocket cheetah hits a bump and is now spinning out of control!

thefrozenpenquin
11-25-2009, 04:57 PM
You grab your other controller and switch it to first player and rewind. The day is saved and you have uneaten doughnuts Yay.

Um, how did that rocket cheetah get outside of this poisonous gas box? Um, where did the gas come from? Oh no, the waitor was actually a boss battle, and the security was some elaborate logic that activated an evil twin Technolegs! And Rtm223 is offline. What do we do? we are all doomed!

Kern
11-25-2009, 05:10 PM
we tweak the speed of the motor bolt that spins the earth, put myself in a dark matter box slightly above and fling the technolegs into space

the earth is spinning really quickly and an evil being has put a invisible dark matter square in the motor bolts way that cant be tweaked paused or rewound..

dandygandy2704
11-25-2009, 07:24 PM
Create a second Earth that rotates at normal speeds and move everything over there.

The evil being has found out about the master plan and has placed a flaming soccer ball on a collision course with New Earth. Also, the thermometer is about to explode, so no creating a New New Earth.

Kern
11-25-2009, 07:31 PM
delete some random stuff to free up the thermo, then create a flaming cat to deflect the soccer balls,

im about to ask a girl out i like but i dont have any clothes on!! OH NOES!

enodrawkcab
11-25-2009, 07:39 PM
Edit: too slow. Disreguard below the line.


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Use the popit tool to Capture the good stuff on your planet then delete everything from your planet... make a giant Pele (out of metal and pistons set on flipper mode) who bicycle kicks the flaming soccerball back and destroys the evil being.

Your bored at work and posting here isn't helping the time go by any faster.

Kern
11-25-2009, 07:43 PM
((So your just ignoring my post? that seems very unfair!))

thefrozenpenquin
11-25-2009, 08:10 PM
((So your just ignoring my post? that seems unfair!)) Mods don't ignore your post and make an awe inspiring level about how it could change all the worlds problems.

I try to go see the important post that can end all the suffering and find out that its locked. Also there is a big flame spitting cat and a huge flaming soccer ball that are now headed towards some bored office worker.

Edit: Oh, and your still nekkid

enodrawkcab
11-25-2009, 08:53 PM
@KernelM... sorry. I was in a hurry when I posted it and then realized you had already posted to the post I had posted to so I went back in and put a quick post edit in to ignore my post (because my post was to late). I should have just deleted the post... but was in a hurry to get to a meeting post haste. :p :rolleyes:

btw... I'm not a mod... just a newb... 3 months

Anyway now I'm back.

Use popit to make a towel to wear so your not embarassed as you watch the world come to an end.

The world is about to come to an end and all you have in your inventory is a towel and a thing your aunt gave you that you just can't seem to get rid of.

thefrozenpenquin
11-27-2009, 03:15 AM
As it turns out, the thing your aunt left you turns out to be a code to get the Water Beta. You swim away to Atlantis.

Turns out, you can't breathe underwater, and the Atlanteans were way too much backwoods. And it turns out that you found a new bit of unfortunate information, you can't use your pop it under water.

ktang77
11-27-2009, 03:16 PM
You find on the ground a bubble that grants you air and swim to the surface to find a scuba gear power-up.

You have a scuba gear power-up and the Atlantians are chasing you with spears and swim faster than you can move, what do you do?

Kern
11-27-2009, 05:39 PM
Turn around tell them to calm down give them a bit of Leerdammer! and send them on their way

a massive computer program is destroying the internet and is multiplying! :cry:

SLS10
11-27-2009, 06:17 PM
Create a Dark Matter box around the Internet. It's possible, trust me!

You're in the deathly grip of a Kraken's tentacle!

dandygandy2704
11-27-2009, 06:30 PM
Add a creature brain to the tentacle and pop it. Kills the kraken and grants 50 points!

Your profile is too large!

Kern
11-27-2009, 06:31 PM
Download Leerdammer!

I hate FPS But a 13 year old is swearing at me!

thefrozenpenquin
11-27-2009, 06:40 PM
Thats easy. You "Good Grief" him. Then get everyone else to "Good Grief" him.

Now your face is stuck on stupid happy face. Tongue out and everything. And you have a press conference for saving the world (totally realistic right?).

Hibbsi
11-27-2009, 06:48 PM
Put on the cardboard mask and put a sticker of your face on it. Nobody will know the difference...

While at the press conference, you must get up on stage. Only problem is, the person that made the stage didn't use a grid, so the steps are uneven and too tall to climb up.

ktang77
11-28-2009, 01:46 AM
You open your poppit and create a block of peach floaty to fly!

The peach floaty flies you too high and you can't open your poppit or you fall!

thefrozenpenquin
11-28-2009, 02:37 PM
Luckily enough, peach floaty can't lift sackboy by itself and you gradually float back down to the stage and demits.

Modern Warfare has taken over your audience and no one is paying attention.

Kern
11-28-2009, 03:04 PM
Do a hard reset on your playstation and start the game again

the hard reset has corrupted your file and your logic is needed for the next logic pack!

Plasmavore
11-28-2009, 09:02 PM
You open the tweak menu in your pop-it and fix it.

You get kidnapped by ninjas who steal your pop-it!

ktang77
11-28-2009, 09:44 PM
Since they grab you, it's easy! Just smack them and run!

The ninja's chase after you and you have no poppit but your normal costume and a patapon axe.

Hibbsi
11-28-2009, 09:48 PM
You turn on another controller and use the "guest" profile as a decoy. Then you patapon-axe them.

In your axe-swinging rage, you accidentally lose your grip, causing the axe to go flying into the logic devices in the level, breaking them and causing everything to go haywire. The level divides by zero and a black hole appears.

thefrozenpenquin
11-29-2009, 12:54 AM
Everything sinks into the floor and sucks you to the goal. No lives lost, all items collected. Woo hoo

Now what?

ktang77
11-29-2009, 06:58 AM
Suddenly you run home and try to get to sleep.

In your effort to sleep, you somehow fall off and onto the carpet. When you get up, you trip out the window into the garbage can. Your shower is out of water and it's 3:48 A.M. and you have a work meeting at 7:02 A.M. What do you do?

Kern
11-29-2009, 07:42 AM
hope that todays the day when water comes out and have a wash

Oh noes! FFX|| Dlc has came out but you are broke what do you do?

olit123
11-29-2009, 08:10 AM
You pay them LBPC exp, good as any money :D

You go to work and realise you only have a day left to finish building this garden shed or you aren't getting paid! What do you do?

Kern
11-29-2009, 08:24 AM
Get off LBPcentral and get to work :p!

Caveman invent perm switch, Modern man discovers takes all the credit, how do you prove that the cave man invented it,

Hibbsi
11-29-2009, 02:13 PM
Jump in the black hole from a few posts ago, end up in a semi-parallel universe that is 500,000 years in the past, find some cave paintings of the perm switch, use your sticker tool and put them on your sackperson, jump back in the black hole, come back to the present, and take your sticker off and put it on a wall for everyone to gawk at.

Oh no! A caveman has followed you back to the present and he's mad because of Geico commercials!

Kern
11-29-2009, 02:14 PM
show him how to open his popit and change costumes, that'll make him happy :D

Oh no! the Cavemans stolen your girlfriend :cry:

thefrozenpenquin
11-29-2009, 08:43 PM
(Don't you hate how that keeps happening) You use the corner editing tool and make him all spiky an unhuggable.

Gieco adopts your caveman as the next big thing. Now his is rich and famous and doesn't give you any credit. And, your girlfriend is attracted to money and fame an gave him a big hug. Now she can't drink water without looking like a lawn sprinkler.

Kern
11-29-2009, 08:45 PM
use the tape sticker to fix her up, now she looks twice as hot covered in sellotape...

your girlfriends stuck to you and you have an important meeting!

thefrozenpenquin
11-30-2009, 08:17 AM
And...thats a bad thing...how? Ditch the meeting and use this as a photo op.


The photos of you and your girlfriend all taped up leaked out onto the internet.

ktang77
11-30-2009, 03:08 PM
You publish a distraction level and delete the photos.

You have 20 seconds to disable a bomb that you are next to and you only have a glass plate, a hammer, a napkin, and a chuck of 2x2 wood. You have nothing else not even your popit because the ninjas still have it! What do you do!!!?

Kern
11-30-2009, 05:18 PM
build a bomb survival, all the H4hing sacks will be there to protect you from you and your sellotaped girlfriend

Your girlfriends accusing you of cheating despite never leaving your side. Literally,
What do you do, What dooo you do?

rtm223
11-30-2009, 05:44 PM
Box select your girlfriend, press triangle. Press triangle again - she was far more hassle than she was worth, the suspicious *****!

Now you find out that paying for the rent and all the bills is much harder when there's only one of you, not two... What do you do?

thefrozenpenquin
11-30-2009, 06:23 PM
select rewind, tweak your girlfriends settings, select her and hit L3, and hey, why not R3 a couple of times to. You have twenty copies of your "new" girlfriend.

You have twenty copies of your girlfriend.

Kern
11-30-2009, 07:04 PM
i dont see what the problem is :p


i have 20 boys following me around because of all the girlfriends that are stuck to me

thefrozenpenquin
11-30-2009, 07:13 PM
Your girlfriends start complaining about "How we never talk." and "How come we never go out anymore?" and keep asking you if you are checking out her clones. So you send them off to the boys.

Now who is gonna help with the rent? Oh wait, MM is recruiting creators and will pay you handsomely to make a level to advertise for them. But your friends won't stop messaging you about creating with them.

Kern
11-30-2009, 07:22 PM
simple open your popit and send them a version of your girlfriend, :p

(Ok i'll stop with the girlfriend things))

Leerdammer has destroyed the universe!!

thefrozenpenquin
11-30-2009, 07:32 PM
Online create another.


You lost your hands in an unfortunate hardcasing accident.

ktang77
12-01-2009, 02:44 PM
You create a mechanical mannican hand and glue it to your arm.

You have an infectous disease that damages your lungs and you are stuck in a room with little air, you have a glass plate and a fork and a slice of pizza. What do you do?

Kern
12-01-2009, 05:36 PM
open up your tools bag and select delethalise on the disease, use the square tool to cut a hole in the ceiling and fly out.

Youve found your daughter, shes dead!

lifeiscrapislife
12-01-2009, 07:55 PM
open up your tools bag and select delethalise on the disease, use the square tool to cut a hole in the ceiling and fly out.

Youve found your daughter, shes dead!

you backed up your profile after your ps3 got ylod

a seagull stole some of your chips & theres a whole flock of them:cry: what do you do? you were playing a level, you werent in create mode

thefrozenpenquin
12-01-2009, 10:46 PM
Sticker the chips to look like poo. Seagulls don't like poo.

The seagulls flew over the bay and became bay gulls. Um num num num, they are flying too high to eat.

ktang77
12-01-2009, 11:24 PM
Open your poppit and sticker a nearby wall to make a fake distraction chip bag and quickly grab the chips and run!

The seagulls chase you and have razor sharp beaks, if you open your poppit they peck you to death. There is nothing around you to jump on or move off of. The nearest thing is a house, but it's another 5 minutes away and the seagulls are gaining on you. What do you do?

rtm223
12-01-2009, 11:29 PM
The seagulls chase you and have razor sharp beaks, if you open your poppit they peck you to death.

Let them peck me to death. I've got 4 more lives at the last checkpoint ;)


When you respawn, you no longer have your chips and the seagulls ate them. Where do you go for replacement food?

thefrozenpenquin
12-02-2009, 01:40 AM
Did I get ignored or did my pun go unnoticed?

You go to the Logicpack. Have you seen those levels? You can't tell me there isn't a vending machine somewhere in a maintenance room or something.

There is a ticker running across the bottom of the screen, it's really distracting. Is it a Leerdammer glitch?

warlord_evil
12-03-2009, 12:34 AM
It's the ticker of a bomb! :O Quickly fly up and mess up it's logic.

You must pull a sword from a block of dark matter, but it won't budge when you grab it.

thefrozenpenquin
12-03-2009, 04:54 AM
I feel bad about going the easy route and saying change the material to dissolve and hook up a switch, so I won't. Sword in the stone issue. All you have to do is find a sackboy named Arthur (or Author?) Have him go play "What's the Matter?" (shameless plugs, I love them), When he gets back he should've figured out how to get it out.

Oh no! Santa said you have been bad and brought you the YLOD!!

Kern
12-04-2009, 03:40 PM
eat your playstation for christmas dinner with some cheese of coure and buy a new one using blocks of material shaped like coins

I have been locked in a broom cupboard!!

ktang77
12-04-2009, 11:31 PM
Use your poppit and delete the door.

You try to delete the door, but you accidentally delete the whole floor and you are falling in the air and you can't hover and there is a boulder above you

rtm223
12-04-2009, 11:44 PM
just use your amazing sackperson control-your motion-in midair ability to move out from under the rock

Oh teh noes! you're now falling onto fire.

Kern
12-04-2009, 11:47 PM
hit the fire, bounce off it onto the safe safe groud

Rtm's logic is taking over the world! oh teh noes! (the delete button and the rewind button have been eaten by his AND Gates)

thefrozenpenquin
12-04-2009, 11:48 PM
Use a mock up of technolegs to combat the logic away.

Water beta is leaking!

rtm223
12-04-2009, 11:51 PM
You have water!

But there's a glitch where your sackperson soaks up the water and sinks to the bottom!!

Kern
12-04-2009, 11:52 PM
wring your sackperson out!

you has 3 seconds to live

ktang77
12-04-2009, 11:54 PM
You die and respawn at the nearest checkpoint.

You respawn over spikes and have 1 second to move before your lives run out.

Kern
12-04-2009, 11:56 PM
push the down button and fly!

someones about to punch RTM in deh face! what do you do WHAT DO YOU DO?

rtm223
12-05-2009, 12:09 AM
/off topic


someones about to punch RTM in deh face! what do you do WHAT DO YOU DO?

Tss! Ah jux dat mandem up gud blad! D'ya na'ahm sain?

reference to conversation from the other day - might not make any sense :p


Anyhoos, what's all this referring to me about?

/back on topic

kodymcq
12-05-2009, 12:26 AM
you take out the popit cursor and delete them!

your christmas lights dont seem to be working! what do you do?

thefrozenpenquin
12-05-2009, 01:06 AM
Wiggle the bulbs. Oh wait, um, disconnect the wires.

Eh oh, RTM just noticed that there is conspiracy. No time to run. quick what do you do, what do you do?

Kern
12-05-2009, 08:44 AM
ya create maaaaate, Ya knao wha' im sayin!

me and RTM can't stop talking like chavs. Help!

ktang77
12-05-2009, 09:25 PM
*kicks in face*

I just kicked Kernel in the face and now he is chasing me with a butter knife and a pickle!

Kern
12-05-2009, 09:31 PM
Rtm appears out of nowhere coz hes a ninja and smacks Ktang with a toggle switch

Me and Rtm went to disney world but we are stuck on a rollercoaster :cry:

Doopz
12-05-2009, 09:54 PM
Fix it with your popit cursor.

You can't wait till christmas and you want it to be now. What should you do?

thefrozenpenquin
12-06-2009, 04:14 AM
Set your in game time to Dec 25th duh

You got a broke roller coaster for Christmas, wah wuh.

Kern
12-06-2009, 08:34 AM
delete the person who gave you it off your friends list :p

You have noone on your friendslist coz you gave out bad presents!

Doopz
12-06-2009, 10:40 AM
Make friends out of cardboard yay!

Your new cardboard friends won't talk! (I know an obvious answer for this but i wanna see what someone else comes up with)

thefrozenpenquin
12-06-2009, 09:07 PM
Magic mouth? LOL, teach your new cardboard friends sign language. Attach some pistons and stuff to make the hands, fingers, and forearms dynamic. Different enough?

The pistons keep breaking and now your sack friend is making obscene gestures at you.

Kern
12-06-2009, 09:14 PM
good grief him and get him kicked outa your moon!

I like my chicken spicy, but theres no spice!

thefrozenpenquin
12-06-2009, 09:22 PM
Go to your friend's level and ask him for a cup of spices.

Eh oh, Red Ring of Death Muah ha ha ha ha

Kern
12-06-2009, 09:24 PM
this is ps3 not xbox :p

halp halp! How i kill sephiroth?

thefrozenpenquin
12-06-2009, 09:26 PM
OMNISLASH!!!!


He cast Meteor and you have no more Pheonix Downs

Kern
12-06-2009, 09:32 PM
turn the playstation off? :p

Oh noes! your mum bought you an Xbox 360 and sold your ps3 :cry:

thefrozenpenquin
12-06-2009, 09:34 PM
Hit her in the head with the 360, or throw it at the person running off with your playstation, they look very aerodynamic.

The cops got called, can't run out the back door.

Kern
12-06-2009, 09:36 PM
quick! get on playstaion store and hope theres a cop outfit on there

you dress up as a woman cop (male comes tomorrow :cry:) but now you are chased by the chief coz he fancies you!

thefrozenpenquin
12-06-2009, 10:17 PM
LOL, put a Dark Matter box around him.

The love struck officer is crying because you would take him on a date, his wife saw it all and wants to unthread you.

ktang77
12-07-2009, 03:06 PM
Silently call the power of a moderater and moderate her.....

You have a banana a small rocket with 3 tap power and a heart, you have eighteen bloodthirsty wolves chasing and you have one life, if you stop for anything they will rip you to shreds.

Doopz
12-07-2009, 04:53 PM
Return to pod (It's safe there)

you've lost your wallet with 7543 in it!

Kern
12-07-2009, 04:57 PM
go back to the love struck cop and hope (pray) he'll help you find it

he wouldnt..

Doopz
12-07-2009, 04:59 PM
Get a giant knife out of your popit and threaten him with it.

He steals your knife and is now about to stab you...

Kern
12-07-2009, 05:19 PM
go to a prizes level, but fly over the prizes, turn community objects OFF so when the policeman runs through he gets really annoyed and collapses


A Brand new DLC SUPER ULTRA MEGA PACK has came out and it costs 7544!

Doopz
12-07-2009, 05:56 PM
Create some money!!!

The police man notices this money is fake...

Kern
12-07-2009, 06:04 PM
delete him from your friends list whats he gonna do?

He banned you from PSN :O

Doopz
12-07-2009, 06:10 PM
Create a new account :p

you get an IP ban...

Kern
12-07-2009, 07:57 PM
Get a new router

You forgot to get your sellotape girlfriend a gift for christmas and she doesnt want a LBP made one

ktang77
12-07-2009, 11:53 PM
You make an unnoticeable LBP sticker and upload to HDD, she won't know :P

She found out!

thefrozenpenquin
12-08-2009, 01:50 AM
Oh no, give her a beer, she will forget in the morning.

Oh no, you gave her a bear instead of a beer. Now she is beary holey. And the puns are running rampid.

ktang77
12-08-2009, 03:05 PM
Get someone to slap you into reality.

They slapped you off a cliff and you are falling into a pit filled with poisonous gas

Doopz
12-08-2009, 03:57 PM
Unleathalise the gas.

but there are still spikes on top of it..

Kern
12-08-2009, 04:35 PM
They are demitted by rtms fantastic demitter technology

They got remitted above you :cry:

thefrozenpenquin
12-08-2009, 08:24 PM
Press the button to demit them again after you are under them.


Now you are stuck under spikes in a dark matter room.

ktang77
12-09-2009, 02:07 AM
Hover.

the room is made of the 50 layer glitch.

thefrozenpenquin
12-09-2009, 03:27 AM
And...

You are bummed because there is a party going on many many layers back and you can only go three layers.

Kern
12-09-2009, 04:26 PM
Create a new level with an even better party on the playable levels

ohnoes! Ktang wants in and hes brought his 50 layers party with him!

Grimdour
12-09-2009, 05:21 PM
Rewind and do the 50-layer glitch.

The dog ate your homework and your rewind button.

thefrozenpenquin
12-09-2009, 06:57 PM
Bad dog. Deleted.

Still need your homework done.

Doopz
12-09-2009, 08:03 PM
Delete the teacher?

Headteacher gets mad!!!

thefrozenpenquin
12-10-2009, 07:49 AM
Eh, why not, delete her to.


Eh oh, you are getting way too delete happy.

Kern
12-10-2009, 05:14 PM
unplug your PS3 for a bit

you haz been deleted :O

Doopz
12-10-2009, 06:30 PM
Create a time machine go back in time and delete the person who deleted you so you never get deleted.

There is now nobody left in the world.... you deleted them all...

Kern
12-10-2009, 06:33 PM
create some new sackbuddies with cardboard!

Your new sackbuddies dont know how to fix the bugs on LBP! Gasp

thefrozenpenquin
12-11-2009, 04:29 AM
Delete your new buddies muah ha ha ha ha. MUAH HA HA HA HA!! *cough* *cough*


Um...sorry...yeah, uh you ran out of cardboard and you want paper friend you sold your triangle button on Ebay to rehabilitate your deleting problem.

Doopz
12-11-2009, 07:35 PM
Create a triangle button?

You still have no friends...

thefrozenpenquin
12-11-2009, 10:03 PM
Put a magic mouth on the triangle, he will be your friend.

GI Joe Origins: Snakeyes is released what do you do, what do you do?

ktang77
12-12-2009, 04:18 AM
Get someone to get it for you, or you'll smack'em off a cliff.

Your falling off a cliff and you cannot open your poppit or hover. You a tree falling above you and fire below you.

thefrozenpenquin
12-12-2009, 05:12 AM
Easy, fall left, gracefully missing the fire as the tree lands on it.

You are in a juxtaposition. How will a real world situation and a LBP situation develop?
Will the tree catch fire? Will it just sit there? Will it rip open a wormhole in space that causes a spiral in the sky over Norway?

Kern
12-12-2009, 09:52 AM
The tree sets on fire, But luckily, Water is released! Stopping everything in its tracks

Waters out and you can't swim, Your popits broken cause of the wet, and you are too heavy to fly :(

Grimdour
12-12-2009, 10:01 AM
The tree sets on fire, But luckily, Water is released! Stopping everything in its tracks

Waters out and you can't swim, Your popits broken cause of the wet, and you are too heavy to fly :(
The Sensei's Flying Machine. Or a tetherless Jetpack.

Your boat sinks and the water's way too deep with no air bubbles around. Also your Popit's been eaten by a cardboard shark with no brain.

Kern
12-12-2009, 10:04 AM
S'ok look what i found!

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv342/chimpskylark/Scubasuitrender.png?t=1260385400

You get out but theres a ton of Angry Non Beta peeple who want your suit!

Grimdour
12-12-2009, 10:08 AM
Get the Paintinator out.

Oh no! The paint only made them angrier! And they've got fiery torches!

Kern
12-12-2009, 10:11 AM
Quick play and hope you arrive at a bomb survival so they get distracted

You didnt arrive at a bomb survival you arrived a a good level and they got angry by its beauty

Doopz
12-12-2009, 01:38 PM
Kick them from the game!

OMG the "kick player" option has broken

Kern
12-12-2009, 01:59 PM
Switch off your PS3

Oh no when you turned it back on you go tthe YLOD

Doopz
12-12-2009, 02:04 PM
Press square on the light and change the colour back to green!

That only changes the colour but doesen't fix the problem!

Kern
12-12-2009, 02:25 PM
open your popit and pull out a brand new one

you have too many ps3s :cry:

Grimdour
12-12-2009, 03:14 PM
Sell them and get a PSP!

LBP doesn't work on it! Oh woe!

ktang77
12-13-2009, 12:55 AM
Ask a friend to gameshare and buy new disk! (I'm kidding alrighty)

Your falling of a 50-foot cliff into a pot of poisonous bananas.

Kern
12-13-2009, 08:53 AM
wait... theres no such thing as poison in LBP Just land on it!

You see trees that are blue and green roses what do you do?

thefrozenpenquin
12-13-2009, 11:31 PM
Pick a rose and give it to your sellotaped girlfriend.

You just realized she was still around, man she is gonna be mad when she wakes up. Run?

ktang77
12-15-2009, 12:22 AM
Kill her, she will respawn at the last checkpoint that she got.

The checkpoint was next to you and she is crazy mad!!!

thefrozenpenquin
12-15-2009, 06:37 AM
Thats a classic mistake, never kill your girlfriend and stay in one spot. Best you can do is take hope she doesn't create a checkpoint inside of dark matter filled with gas.

She teleported you into a poisonous box with a collapsing roof and a button attached to said roof and destroyed the checkpoint. Leaving you to destroy yourself or be stuck forever.

Kern
12-15-2009, 04:15 PM
wire the button up to a checkpoint right next to her, Click said button kill yourself and appear next to your girlfriend who is now begging for you to take her back

what do you do?

thefrozenpenquin
12-15-2009, 08:11 PM
Put her in a dissolve box. Add a black hole on dissolve to a delay switch and run.


Oh no, you forgot about astrophysics and now your Pod and all of LBP and you real life are being spaggetiphied.

ktang77
12-17-2009, 11:23 PM
Restart system.

Your file got corrupted and you lost all of your trophies and your GF is chasing to death.

thefrozenpenquin
12-18-2009, 03:28 AM
Dance! She just got served!

You are making irreverant banter on an online forum and you are supposed to be going to bed...

Doopz
12-19-2009, 03:59 PM
Sackboy doesen't sleep!

You can't think of a new problem to post here...

thefrozenpenquin
12-19-2009, 05:59 PM
Play Uncharted 2

You can't beat Crushing and a 12 year old is calling you a NOOB.

ktang77
12-19-2009, 08:24 PM
Slit his throat and go play LBP!

Your copy of LBP has a crack in it.

Kern
12-19-2009, 09:10 PM
IT HAS WHAT!! :mad: Remove the sellotape from your girlfriend and patch it up

Your girlfriend is stood in front of you naked, blocking LBP

ktang77
12-21-2009, 07:20 PM
....lol. You tell your girlfriend that the shower is ready and you go back to playing LBP.

There is an odd flashing *thing* in your pod that takes up a forth of the screen each time it flashes. (This happened to me yesterday, but I fixed it very easily)

Doopz
12-22-2009, 09:43 PM
well then do whatever you did to fix it :p

You want the POTC costumes but have no money left after buying the game pack!

Theap Pleman
12-23-2009, 07:13 AM
Run down to the local electronics store and get a psn card.

Return to find that for whatever reason you accidentally logged into a psn from a country different from the one your copy of lbp is from, and you cannot use the costumes you just bought, and all the psn dollars you have cannot be transferred to another psn id.

ktang77
12-26-2009, 07:45 PM
You contact help on PSN.

There was no help on PSN...

Kern
12-26-2009, 09:17 PM
Invite them round for coffee and biscuits.

Awkward... your girlfriend got out of the shower just as the Sony peeps come round

lifeiscrapislife
12-27-2009, 09:13 PM
sticker over them

sony say "non refundable", & laugh after changing to happy japanese cartoon eyes

ktang77
12-29-2009, 09:14 PM
Their eyes turn normal after changing them back.

There is an axe-wielding mask murderer chasing you and he is catching up, you can't open your poppit or you die, you have no lives left, your pause button is broken, and his axe is above your head.

lifeiscrapislife
12-30-2009, 04:34 PM
slap

hes got back up, the slap bought you about 1/2 a second

warlord_evil
01-07-2010, 01:50 AM
I noticed a lot of people aren't posting LittleBigPlanet solutions, please try to stay to the game. And try to make creative answers! :hero:


slap

hes got back up, the slap bought you about 1/2 a second
Pause! Go to the logic hidden in the level that makes him work, instead of 1/2 a second, make it 5 seconds, put a creature brain on him, and put him at the end of the level. There! Now you have a nice boss fight and good level to publish.
--------
A large meteor is about to whack the earth!

Kern
01-08-2010, 06:35 AM
get a piece of cardboard, Put a brain on the underside of it, set it to invunerable, Then Attach Springs to the bottom and a button, when the springs get contracted it presses a button releasing aload of bombs XD Thus destroying the Meteor

----------------------------

Mah Computers Crashed :cry:

Doopz
01-08-2010, 06:48 PM
find the logic that controls the computer and fix it! A piston probably broke or something :rolleyes:

I lost my peanut butter!

warlord_evil
01-11-2010, 01:25 AM
find the logic that controls the computer and fix it! A piston probably broke or something :rolleyes:

I lost my peanut butter!
Take the stone and hessian fabric material to build a grave for it. It will never be found. :(

You need to sneak into a high-tech vault of gold!

theswweet
01-11-2010, 04:49 AM
hover then drop yourself in!


its my bedtime...and i want moar time to play!

rseah
01-11-2010, 04:57 AM
create a cutout of yourself and sticker it place it in your bed. create another ps3 and tv and move it all to a secret location play :P

your lbp disk has broke :O

Doopz
01-11-2010, 07:30 AM
Make a new one :D.

It doesen't work D:.

ktang77
01-11-2010, 11:30 PM
Sticker a blank disk to look like LBP

It did nothing stickering it -_-

theswweet
01-12-2010, 03:50 AM
simple...i have the beta...so i'll live

that would work for me anyways...

the beta crashed :O

buddy_hamster123
01-12-2010, 04:45 AM
create goty and play it

goty is not as good as normal what do u do

thefrozenpenquin
01-12-2010, 06:14 AM
Well, that's not that bad since it would be LBP.

Your girlfriend is mad because you took her copy of Brutal Legend out to play Assassin's Creed II and didn't save.

theswweet
01-12-2010, 02:53 PM
rewind and save before you took it out...or use the tape on her to stick her to the wall


you accidentally broke your ps3 and lbp...so you can't create,unless you use your psp ;)

Kern
01-12-2010, 03:17 PM
use your psp... '-__-

The create mode is sooo buggy!

buddy_hamster123
01-13-2010, 05:35 PM
create a ps3 and a lbp on your psp version

your new ps3 wont work because you created it with the buggy psp create

Doopz
01-13-2010, 05:43 PM
Create a better create mode for the PSP then make your new ps3 and lbp.

Your head asplode!!!

Kern
01-13-2010, 07:15 PM
catch it all in a space helmet and release it as a costume

Your a squillionaire but it all gets stolen by time bandits who rewind back edit your level so you can't rewind after them, the swines!

Doopz
01-13-2010, 09:50 PM
Create a new rewind!

You can't find the glass orb! D:

theswweet
01-13-2010, 11:16 PM
create a new one

i gotz uncharted 2...but can't play it til tommorrow

Doopz
01-14-2010, 03:44 PM
Press the redo button and fast forward till tommorow :p!

Your cat is giving you evils! D:

buddy_hamster123
01-14-2010, 04:13 PM
crush the cat with a giant fire shooting cat wahahahah (better than deleating it)


ur level flooded and the fire shooting cat died R.I.P ole friend :C

Doopz
01-14-2010, 04:16 PM
Make a new cat and turn the water level down...

Your level gets no plays cause it hasn't gotz water in it D:!

theswweet
01-14-2010, 10:30 PM
make it flood...but only at the scorboard...:rolleyes:

drakon won't post on the console wars:grr::mad::(:kz::cry:!!!111!!!!111!11111!111!1 111

buddy_hamster123
01-15-2010, 03:48 PM
make a new no drakon console wars

he gets in and destroys your post

Doopz
01-15-2010, 03:52 PM
Drakon meet my friend Mr. Lethal gas :p

He is invincible to gas D:

buddy_hamster123
01-16-2010, 08:42 AM
put a string on him attach to a giant stone ball flood level

hes got a scuba suit on:cry:

Doopz
01-16-2010, 01:02 PM
Get out the character enhancement remover! :p

You feel dizzy... D:

Kern
01-16-2010, 07:26 PM
you get a really big hammer, and you invite someone to create mode, you then stand on the ground while the other person hits you with it, Thus losing your Dizzyness

My Heads stuck in a microwave :cry:

GruntosUK
01-16-2010, 07:34 PM
I wish I could put a piston up my nether regions, set it to .5 seconds and fllipper. So I could be at the bar in the pub in .5 seconds and then instantly returned to my bed when I was drunk. And some invisible, stiff rods holding me up so I would'nt fall over after a few standing at the bar.

And change the wifes material to dissolve (giving her a brain would be dangerous), so I could get rid of her, but after I'd captured her and set her to emit, for when I needed her of course.

buddy_hamster123
01-17-2010, 10:31 AM
I wish I could put a piston up my nether regions, set it to .5 seconds and fllipper. So I could be at the bar in the pub in .5 seconds and then instantly returned to my bed when I was drunk. And some invisible, stiff rods holding me up so I would'nt fall over after a few standing at the bar.

And change the wifes material to dissolve (giving her a brain would be dangerous), so I could get rid of her, but after I'd captured her and set her to emit, for when I needed her of course.

how is this related to the game:confused::confused:

give it a brain and kill it


you fail to kill it and it brings all other electronics back to life and there chasing you :eek::eek::eek:

Doopz
01-17-2010, 07:07 PM
Hover away...

Ice cream is tasty but it ain't ice cream eating time D:

buddy_hamster123
01-18-2010, 07:18 PM
fast forward to ice cream time

you fast forwarded to far now you have a brain freeze:(:(:(

Doopz
01-18-2010, 08:06 PM
Oh noes! Brain freeze? :cry:... undo back to before you gotz brain freeze.

Sackboy did a poo poo on the undo button and broken it! :cry:

buddy_hamster123
01-19-2010, 12:49 PM
Oh noes! Brain freeze? :cry:... undo back to before you gotz brain freeze.

Sackboy did a poo poo on the undo button and broken it! :cry:

so you still have a brain freeze ok

unlitalize your head so no freeze and create a new undo button

a spammer is spamming on YOUR levels:mad:

Doopz
01-19-2010, 04:30 PM
Spam there levels ;).

It turns into world war spam!!!!! :O

warlord_evil
01-22-2010, 03:17 AM
Stop spamming and ignore them, they should eventually stop. You should then build an awesome level to make everyone forget.

You get the yellow ring of terror !on your Xbox&.

Astrosimi
01-22-2010, 03:47 AM
Realize there IS no Yellow Ring of Terror on the Xbox!

Joking, just delete the Xbox. (But no, there is no YROT on the XBOX, only a RROD.)

You're at school, you forgot your homework!

Pantyer2
01-22-2010, 04:47 AM
Use the capture tool to copy my friends homework!

Your in a car hanging of the edge of a cliff. One slight movement could make you fall. What would you do!

buddy_hamster123
01-22-2010, 01:52 PM
create more ledge and drive home

your wife is nagging you to stop plaing lbp and sell it OMG

Jedi_1993
01-22-2010, 06:02 PM
Copy your LBP and sell it (many times if needed) to make her happy.

You have forgotten your front door key. Your keyhole is a strange teal colour...

Kern
01-22-2010, 07:05 PM
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

Ooopz that wasnt your door...

Pantyer2
01-22-2010, 11:35 PM
Click left on the D-Pad to rewind.

You were running in a race and was really thirsty.

buddy_hamster123
01-23-2010, 09:58 AM
pause flood level drink attach big boulders to other race members unflood level win race

oh noes the police are chasing you for cheating

Doopz
01-23-2010, 01:13 PM
Attach a vulnerable brain to the police, make a one shot button and jump on it :p

It glitched and millions more invinsible police started emitting everywhere!!!

Kern
01-23-2010, 04:51 PM
Click return to pod and never play that level again...

Your football just exploded!

Pantyer2
01-23-2010, 10:46 PM
Press Down on the D-Pad. Then go's into Goodies Bag to get a new one!

That football the Kasploded and it was your last one. What could you substitute for! (THIS IS THE ENGLISH VERSION OF FOOTBALL TYVM)

buddy_hamster123
01-23-2010, 10:49 PM
peach floaty and kick it and goaaaaaaal you win

you won but the goalie is chasing you

Outlaw-Jack
01-24-2010, 04:58 AM
Launch a swarm of MGS missiles at the fool. Bye-bye goalie!

Now the missiles are making the football stadium into Swiss cheese.

Kern
01-25-2010, 04:55 PM
Try and sell it to Mm as an Update

You fall down a hole into a parallel dimesion and you can't rewind or fly

Doopz
01-27-2010, 09:29 PM
Publish the level as a glitch in a new dimension! You'll be famous!!! :D

Sony decide to give up on making games and consoles and shut down ALL the PS3 servers. (infact they blow em all up so you can't just turn them on again and you can't undo)

buddy_hamster123
01-29-2010, 06:21 PM
build a new type of ps3 called ps4 and give it more memory so no thermo

the thermo was angry and it spilled its red acid and you cant fly or return to pod or eat bannanz

Doopz
01-29-2010, 06:33 PM
the thermo was angry and it spilled its red acid and you cant fly or return to pod or eat bannanz

Red bull gives you wings!!!

I've never tried red bull (not sure if that's a bad thing, can't tell cause haven't tried it)

Outlaw-Jack
01-29-2010, 07:41 PM
@buddy: I go to my poppit and click "Reset Costume". All is back to normal.

The thermo is permanently broken due to a gaping hole on it. You can't replace it with glass (since it's not in Sackboy's range) and rewinding doesn't work either.

Doopz
01-29-2010, 10:06 PM
Erm... what about my post? Gosh i hate it when people do this! Ah well i'll solve my problem myself!

@Me: Make some red bull and try it (then fly away with your/my new wings)

I gone losted my broom!

Kern
01-29-2010, 10:10 PM
Your post was rambling,

@Outlaw publish the spill as a water level named 0mg Wat0R!

You get 1 play

Doopz
02-02-2010, 09:35 PM
WHAT THE HELL? Why does everyone just ignore my posts? :grr:

Pantyer2
02-02-2010, 10:10 PM
Republish it over and over and over for moar plays!

You get spammed!

Doopz
02-02-2010, 10:13 PM
Build a spam force field out of dark matter (so it can't be destroyed)

Now you're trapped in it :cry:

Outlaw-Jack
02-03-2010, 03:39 AM
Select it, then delete it.

A wild spammer has entered your domain!!

buddy_hamster123
02-05-2010, 03:24 PM
fire shooting cat to rescue

he floods level and ties you to a boulder

FuzzballFox
02-05-2010, 03:48 PM
Change the boulder to floaty material and float to the surface!

You're running out of money and need some quick cash- what do you do?

Outlaw-Jack
02-05-2010, 10:29 PM
Erm... uhh- oh, I know! Make blocks out of the tin foil and color them yellow!! People buy TONS of gold these days!

Quick! A cereal killer is out on the loose!!

buddy_hamster123
02-07-2010, 10:46 AM
give him your bowl of cheerios and run

he doesnt like cheerios he likes cocopops what sane person likes COCOPOPS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kern
02-07-2010, 11:49 AM
(I liek coco pops :() take him to a poo survival level, he can eat as much as he wants,


Your naked!

Plasmavore
02-07-2010, 04:49 PM
Stick a rag decoration on the front of yourself

You find an offensive picture on facebook

Doopz
02-07-2010, 04:54 PM
Get the grief relief team to upload lots of pictures!

Grief relief team have weekends off. (and it's the weekend (is where i live anyway))

kirbyman62
02-07-2010, 05:36 PM
Find the member that lives closet, select him/her with your popit, copy them over and over again, and give them a prize bubble and tell them to get to work!

Your homework is due in and you haven't done it! (BTW the teacher burns students that don't do the homework :p)

alex
02-07-2010, 05:45 PM
@ kirbyman62: fill the level with water to put out any hazardous fires!


you need a poo but your toilet has been repossesed and you've lost you objects bag from your popit

trip090
02-08-2010, 07:39 PM
bomb the guys who repossessed it with an impact explosive.

your ps3 is replaced by an XBOX 360

NOOOOOOO!!!