View Full Version : What if....?

04-05-2010, 01:52 PM
That's right, I've made ANOTHER forum game :rolleyes:.I made this up on my own and thought it was actually really cool.

What you have to do is, post a "What if question". If anyone has seen the episode of Futurama with the what if machine? Those kind of questions ;). Then the next person answers the question (serious or silly doesn't really matter) with a sentence explaining what would happen, they also post another "What if question" for the next person.

Poster 1: What if LittleBigPlanet never existed?

Poster 2: Then we'd all be running round in circles screaming 24-7.

I'll start:

What if I'd never made this thread?

04-05-2010, 01:56 PM
Then I wouldn't of said this, or this next thing

What if tarantulas enslaved the earth by shooting meatballs with spaghetti cannons?

04-14-2010, 11:13 PM
no problem, i'd eat all the meatballs....

What if a man named Bob decided to play the guitar but then there was a lot of sound that it destroyed all the windows in the world?????

04-14-2010, 11:21 PM
Then people would hide in their fridges feeling vulnerable because of their open windows. Someone could climb through :cry:.

What if this forum game did better?

04-14-2010, 11:39 PM
then there would be more poeple that post on it...

What if there was no LBPC??????!?!?!?

04-14-2010, 11:52 PM
Then we'd all be sitting around, crying whilst playing LBP and writing frantically on the wall, hoping someone will read it.
What if Sackboy became unravelled?

04-15-2010, 03:48 AM
Then he'd just be a loooong piece of thread.

What if Kingdom Hearts 3 were to suddenly appear on store shelves?

Dapiek Absaroka
04-15-2010, 03:59 AM
Kingdom Hearts fanfiction and fanart would immediately increase on a global scale by 35% within the week.

What if Squaresoft never made that Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within movie and didn't merge with Enix?

04-15-2010, 04:05 AM
Then you wouldn't have asked that question and i wouldn't be giving a stupid answer... :D

What if suddenly all humans gained the ability to fly

04-15-2010, 04:07 AM
I wouldn't watch superman anymore... or peterpan

What if The world spun in the opposite direction suddenly

04-15-2010, 04:15 AM
Nothing, because ice cream has no bones

What if they made a line of helicopters called ROFLCOPTERS?

04-15-2010, 04:17 AM
Then I'd shoot them down with OMGWTFBBQMISSILES.

What if Ozzy-Ozwald were still around?

04-15-2010, 04:46 AM
...nothing he is still around hiding in his secret lair :p

What if what if didnt exist?

04-15-2010, 09:13 AM
Then it wouldn't make this question not make sense.

What if a guy named what threw a 70 watt lightbulb at someone who asked alot of What if questions?

04-15-2010, 09:20 AM
Whoa, whoa there Robotiod...

An event like that could shred the very fabric of time and potentially cause the universe to implode. Don't mess around with things like that.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

04-15-2010, 09:23 AM
....then the universe wouldn't end.

What if CC lived in the 6th dimension?

04-16-2010, 04:44 AM
... then he wouldn't be able to administer to LBPC.

What if people like Thee-Flash and Don_Vhalt were to suddenly return?

04-19-2010, 01:31 AM
Then I still wouldnt have LBP.
What if monkeys with poo cannons suddenly bashed through your door?

Dapiek Absaroka
04-19-2010, 01:46 AM
I'd find some cover first then immediately think of a way to get out of there (seriously, monkeys are vicious and nasty fighters and generally stronger then they look, and even more dangerous if they had poo cannons).

What if Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft simply got tired of the console wars and decided to merge all their game making efforts into one large videogaming conglomorate?

04-19-2010, 02:02 AM
Then LBP would be like... uh... FOR XBOX :(
What if I suddenly knocked on your door with a gat?

04-20-2010, 02:04 AM
Then I'd say "leave a message at the beep. *beep*"

What if they make LBP2?

04-20-2010, 03:27 AM
Then I would run out of life points.

What if I was a sackboy?

04-20-2010, 03:38 AM
Then I'd have no choice but to capture you and sell you to a bunch of confused Japanese school girls. :kz:

What if LBPC: The Game were an actual add-on pack for LBP2?

04-20-2010, 08:19 AM
Then we would be all like OH NOEs I should of like helped and Id Of got LBP2 EarLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if i was French?

04-21-2010, 07:32 PM
then you'd be saying "Bonjour Monsieur!" in an amazing French accent. plus, i'd be Mexican.

what if the bees disappeared tomorrow? oh noes!

04-21-2010, 07:38 PM
We'd suddenly start wondering why when all of a sudden Mark "The Freaking Man" Whalberg tells us that plants are sending out toxins which make us COMMIT SUICIDE :cry:

What if the sun dies tomorrow?

04-21-2010, 07:40 PM
it would be dark...

what if LBPC suddenly vanished?

04-22-2010, 02:20 AM
Then you'll find me over at LittleBigNetwork. :p

What if oranges screamed as you ate them?

04-22-2010, 01:57 PM
It would be like "Oh noes you eating me" then you could walk about with you belly talking to people.

What if computers started eating people?

04-22-2010, 09:18 PM
Then we'd enter the age of robots. The age of chip music, and the age of awesomeness, Providing I surivived along with a warehouse full of sexeh women.

What If there was no religion clogging up people's ability to think rational thoughts?

04-23-2010, 05:16 AM
Then I'd be sniping off governmental officials right now since I wouldn't have any morality (or have a lack of).

What if the world were just women?

04-23-2010, 06:21 AM
Then there would be no reason to say Sackboy.

What if Microsoft bought Sony?

04-23-2010, 06:23 AM
Then we would be in the 3rd dimension....

What if I tried Jazve's level 'Nightmare!'

04-23-2010, 12:34 PM
Then my level will have one more play. :p

What LBP was available on the 360? :O

04-23-2010, 01:27 PM
Then 100% of xbox's would get RROD

What if I was Japanese?

04-24-2010, 01:21 AM
Then your location would be different.

What if Chuck Norris played LBP?

04-24-2010, 01:25 AM
Then he'd round-house kick russelsmussels, thus ending his reign of terror.

What if Jazve responded after this message... (I know you will :kz:)

04-24-2010, 01:32 AM
He doesn't, so there is QUANTUM IMPLOSION!

What would occur if I traveled at 88 MPH on my bike :hero:

Dapiek Absaroka
04-24-2010, 01:36 AM
You'd probably not be able to slow down/stop safely and end up seriously injured.

What if Sackboy really did become Playstation's mascot like people were speculating a whiles back?

04-24-2010, 01:40 AM
Then more people would be playing LBP.

What if Lennon didn't get shot?

04-24-2010, 01:51 AM
Then he would've made a song for LBP

What if rhinos ran through your house right now?

04-26-2010, 01:40 AM
Then I could use my running skills.

What if I were your bro?

04-26-2010, 11:14 AM
Then I'd beat you for not telling me sooner.

What if the empty can of cream soda in front of me suddenly became full again?

04-26-2010, 11:17 AM
Then you'd spill it while you were jumping in joy.

What if Wesker didn't get owned?

04-26-2010, 03:17 PM
Then He Would Have Come Up With Another Failed Virus Plan.

What if I keep forgetting to post what if questions and have to keep editing my post every time?

04-26-2010, 08:17 PM
Then you'll be having to edit your posts a lot more.

What if I became inactive here?

04-26-2010, 08:21 PM
Then we'd all be a lot better off x3 (I kid)

What If I didn't get sniped here for the first time?

04-26-2010, 09:11 PM
The world keeps turning.

What if everybody looked the same?

04-26-2010, 09:20 PM
Then finding someone in a crowd would be one huge problem.

What if time shifted, so that we all became nocturnal?

04-26-2010, 10:02 PM
Then we'd all miss school/work because we'd be sleeping in the day.

What if I went to bed? (Also, good night)

04-26-2010, 10:05 PM
Then I would too... Exams still unrevised for on the horizon o.0

what if my left slipper got shot in the face?

04-26-2010, 10:16 PM
It would loss it's sole...

What if the 3d glitch never worked.

04-27-2010, 01:02 AM
Then LBP would be 3D glitch-less.

What if I was a Mod?

04-27-2010, 01:03 AM
I'd wonder how you stole what I was going to say... wait, I'm doing that right now.

I'd wonder how you of all people became a mod

I wonder if I was a mod :kz:

04-27-2010, 01:18 AM
Then you'd ban me for being lazy.

What if you banned me for being lazy?

04-27-2010, 01:29 AM
You would curl up in a ball in your chair and rock back and forth with an empty stare at the screen..

What if everyone was mods?

04-27-2010, 01:32 AM
Then....uh... we'd be Mods.

What if I don't know what to say?

04-27-2010, 01:32 AM
Then you'd steal the question I was just about to answer... :kz:

What if LittleBigPlanet only came out for the PC?

04-27-2010, 01:34 AM
The game becomes very boring and everyone smashes their faces off their keyboards until their eyes have popped out.

What if Media Molecule didn't change their name and were actually called Brain Fluff?

Stealer! Sniped :(

Then it would be fps.

What if I had powers to stop time and always post first?

04-27-2010, 01:39 AM
Then you'd always post first.

What if Banshee stopped sniping me? :grr:

04-27-2010, 01:41 AM
Someone else would snipe you :p

What if jazve was actually a patch of cloth? How does a patch of cloth type?!

04-27-2010, 01:43 AM
He would answer with a flying elbow.

What if I could jump higher than the sky?

04-27-2010, 01:45 AM
Then you'd spiral out of Earth's orbit, suffocating in deep space.

What if people actually realized that these posts don't contribute to your total post count? :p

04-27-2010, 01:47 AM
I know. :p
Then the thread would die.

What if they did?

04-27-2010, 03:30 AM
Moar people would play teh gamez.. MOAR!

What if you woke up tomorrow and you were the only human being left on Earth?

04-27-2010, 04:15 AM
I'd probably kill myself.

What if penguins lived in the Arctic?

04-27-2010, 04:59 AM
Then they'd probably be fatter.

What if Sharks were as aggressive as the ones in those Shark Survivals?

04-27-2010, 10:40 AM
Then we'd all be screwed, because they can fly and survive on land, and if they lose their Jaw, they dont care.

What if the world turned into an annoying Bomb survival?

04-27-2010, 02:19 PM
Than I would be busy trying to find that one hideout that the bombs never come close to.

What if I was a duck?

04-27-2010, 02:34 PM
Then I doubt you'd be shoving Sackboys off of Girders or be Playing LBP

What if I wasn't a duck?

04-27-2010, 02:37 PM
Then you wouldn't be falsely assuming I pushed that poor sackboy off that girder. I didn't do it, honest!

What if I managed to use an emmiter to emit something into real live?

04-27-2010, 02:45 PM
Then you'd have just made the biggest scientific breakthrough in history.

What if I placed a block of Dark Matter?

04-27-2010, 03:24 PM
in real life? on earth? then the world would implode, and I would sit on what was left and render it... mine.

what if I had no essay to write for tuesday?

04-27-2010, 03:29 PM
Then you wouldn't be panicking about an essay to write for tuesday.

What if turnips were in fact ninjas in disguise?

04-27-2010, 11:10 PM
Then I would have killed 0 ninja's in my life!

What if I turned into Skeggers and Skeggers turned into me?

04-28-2010, 04:44 AM
Then you would be accusing him of pushing Sackboy of the girder.

What if I did it? :kz:

04-28-2010, 01:23 PM
Then I would be very much mistaken. But I know you didn't. Because it wasn't you.

What if I had more coffee?

04-29-2010, 04:16 AM
Then you'd finally have something I'd be very envious of.

What if guns weren't invented?

04-29-2010, 02:12 PM
You would cease to exist.

What if everyone had 1 meter long noses?

04-29-2010, 03:25 PM
No-one would have any eyes.

What if http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1272515278724.gif, This soldier hadn't lobbed a smoke grenade at himself?