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JspOt
05-30-2010, 01:56 AM
I repeat my previous actions.

Maxi
05-30-2010, 01:59 AM
*Pulls out Nambu*
Bye bye.

Takes international flight back to Japan and exchanges the Gold for http://www.decodeunicode.org/en/u+00a5/data/glyph/196x196/00A5.gif (Yen)

Voltergeist
05-30-2010, 02:10 AM
I appear from meh cannon, (I'm playing in Bullet Bill form.) blast into you, and grab the gold.

JspOt
05-30-2010, 02:54 AM
I jump on you and grab the gold.

Maxi
05-30-2010, 02:58 AM
Ah but you both forget theres no more gold, it was traded in for Yen

JspOt
05-30-2010, 03:10 AM
I steal the yen casually and convert it to gold.

Maxi
05-30-2010, 03:14 AM
I miss you cupcake.. ):..
awww... i wan it to explode

Sunrise_Moon
05-31-2010, 06:18 AM
I take the gold to the sun and encase it in a heat protection shield.

Maxi
05-31-2010, 06:19 AM
But then i freeze it.
and crack the ice, the gold be mine

JspOt
05-31-2010, 06:20 AM
I summon Gir to steal the gold for me.

Sunrise_Moon
05-31-2010, 06:20 AM
Your head asplode and I take the gold.

Maxi
05-31-2010, 06:21 AM
YOUR head asplodes and i take the gold

Sunrise_Moon
05-31-2010, 06:24 AM
My head magically heals and I steal the gold. The gold is placed in a super-secret asteroid located 500 million miles from earth and is protected on all sides by guns and such.

JspOt
05-31-2010, 06:25 AM
I control the astroid, bring it to Earth and smash you, then take the gold.

Sunrise_Moon
05-31-2010, 06:29 AM
I control the astroid, bring it to Earth and smash you, then take the gold.

I manage to get the Tallest to allow me five henchman to steal your gold. They do, and hand it to me. They guard it in a secret base located in unknown territory.

Outlaw-Jack
05-31-2010, 06:41 AM
Luckily, I attached a tracker to the gold earlier or else I would've never found it!

After decimating the base with a tactical nuke, I grab the now radioactive gold and launch it into the center of Jupiter, where it embeds in the gas giant's rocky core.

Kern
05-31-2010, 09:09 AM
I blow up teh Jupitah and steal teh Jupigold, I melt it down and create an earing I then goes to a high security prison for 3 years

JspOt
05-31-2010, 02:53 PM
I speed time and the prison goes outa business like Alcatraz. I then steal the gold as you're released.

piggabling
05-31-2010, 03:08 PM
Smack in the face, steal the gold. Simple as that. Haha!

JspOt
05-31-2010, 03:16 PM
I turn you to bacon and take the gold.

piggabling
05-31-2010, 04:57 PM
Whoever said I was a real pig! Smack in the face, grab, and run... :p

JspOt
05-31-2010, 08:32 PM
Whoever said I'm no mage?
I casually go to you, and take the gold... casually.

Outlaw-Jack
05-31-2010, 09:05 PM
I shoot JspOt in the face, stomp on him several times, then take the gold and run.

JspOt
05-31-2010, 09:10 PM
I steal the gold.

Outlaw-Jack
05-31-2010, 11:45 PM
I lasso you in, hang you, and then steal the gold.

VeRsioNs_Z
06-01-2010, 12:34 AM
I decide noone is allowed to have gold anymore, so I snap my fingers and twidle my toes, and ALL GOLD IS GONE EVERYWHERE.

JspOt
06-01-2010, 04:48 AM
Fine. I replace it with platinum.:p

Kern
06-01-2010, 12:03 PM
I fire radioactive particles at the platinum turning it into gold and killing JspOt

Sunrise_Moon
06-01-2010, 05:49 PM
I grab the gold from KernelM and delete it. End of story.

Kern
06-01-2010, 06:24 PM
I pluck an angels heart out and melt it down into a single knife, which I use to stab sunrise moon with and use it to burrow deep into the earth.

Sunrise_Moon
06-01-2010, 06:37 PM
I pluck an angels heart out and melt it down into a single knife, which I use to stab sunrise moon with and use it to burrow deep into the earth.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Sunrise Moon is slowly becoming invincible (KernelM didn't realize that an angel's heart only helps you). I find Chuck Norris, and we form the League of People Against KernelM. Beware KernelM, beware...

Kern
06-01-2010, 07:02 PM
Did i mention the knife was made of gold?

Sunrise_Moon
06-01-2010, 07:20 PM
Did i mention the knife was made of gold?

Did I mention gold has a strange effect on me, it gives me life...Anyways, I launch it into a remote section of space, and it floated there for years and years ...

JspOt
06-01-2010, 08:54 PM
years to me are 1 second.
I steal the gold.

Outlaw-Jack
06-02-2010, 04:50 AM
I snipe you in space, then take the gold and hide somewhere on Yavin 4.

Kern
06-02-2010, 07:59 AM
I sell yavin 4 for a massive profit of gold, and the death star blows it up I run away with I gold plated gold and make it into a suit!!

JspOt
06-03-2010, 01:22 AM
I blast the suit and Kernel and take all the pieces.

Outlaw-Jack
06-03-2010, 03:10 AM
While you attempt to run away in space (while in zero-gravity), I rocket by in my escape pod, run you over (in space) and use the built in claw device on the pod to bring in the gold. I then crash-land on Tatooine... where then I give the gold to Jabba the Hutt to compensate for the debt I owe him. ^_^"

JspOt
06-03-2010, 03:57 AM
I put salt on Jabba and take the gold.

TheUltraDeino
06-09-2010, 02:09 PM
m, returning from the dead,re-sumoning Jabba the Hut, so he gives the gold back to me

JspOt
06-10-2010, 12:36 AM
I use water gun with my Mudkip and steal the gold.

TheUltraDeino
06-10-2010, 12:54 AM
go, treeko!

treeko used bullet seed!

its super-effective!

foe's mudkip fainted

player got a gold bar for winning the match!

JspOt
06-10-2010, 12:59 AM
Uh... I'm all outa Pokemon...
Veemon Armor Digivolve to...
Flamedramon! The Fire of Courage!
Flamedramoon used Fire rocket!
It's super-effective and burning the foes Treeko like a well-done steak!:p
The foes Treeko fainted!
JspOt got five gold bars for winning!

TheUltraDeino
06-10-2010, 01:01 AM
thats it *hacks into pokemon and then scatters the gold bars around super mario galaxy 2's universe*

JspOt
06-10-2010, 01:16 AM
Arurumon finds the gold for me.

TheUltraDeino
06-10-2010, 01:20 AM
quick, we need a daredevil comet and alot of lava

dang, all of the gold has melted! oh well, atleast i have a spare before this game started *throws the spare into the sky where the first place this thread was in*

hmm, i wonder who will get the gold now....

JspOt
06-10-2010, 01:21 AM
Chaosmon gets it for me.

Outlaw-Jack
06-11-2010, 03:24 AM
I quickly throw one of my pocket nukes at you, decimate the area... then take the gold and run off a cliff (I didn't see that coming... O_o).

JspOt
06-11-2010, 11:31 PM
My Victory Greymon kills you midair and gives me the gold.

Super_Dork_42
06-12-2010, 06:21 AM
But your still falling and i take it from you on the way down, holding onto the rock of the cliff with my SUCTION CUP HANDS, sukkah!
Then I hire the whole McNinja clan, including Judy, Gordito and Yoshi to help me protect it! And Even Franz Reyner helps!

Look it up, peepz!

Skeggers
06-12-2010, 09:25 AM
I, whilst screaming "THE GAME!" at the top of my voice, run towards you and your companions and smash them up with my Sledgehammer. I then grab the gold from your twitching body.

JspOt
06-12-2010, 08:58 PM
I grab the gold as you hear banhammer coming closer...

piggabling
06-12-2010, 10:08 PM
Boom! Boom! Bam! Nobody knows what happened, but I come out with the gold! Hahaaa!

JspOt
06-13-2010, 12:03 AM
The banhammer meets piggabling.

Super_Dork_42
06-13-2010, 02:23 AM
Then bounces off and hits jspot, flinging thr gold to me, which I of course catch. (SUCTION CUP HANDS)
I then reinlist the McNinjas, but this time also Nickerbockers, Franz Reyner, King Radical, Benjamin Franklin, Alucard, and Mongo. Then, out of the sheer awesomeness of my assembled protecters, the Black Knight joins us.

JspOt
06-13-2010, 02:50 AM
I summon the gold to my hand.

Outlaw-Jack
06-13-2010, 02:55 AM
... Which then I decapitate from your arm.

And as you sink to your knees, screaming over the loss of your hand, I grab the gold, knock you out with it, and run.

Super_Dork_42
06-13-2010, 04:06 PM
While you are distracted by the shiny gold, I take your guns and shoot off your hands and feet and then take the gold. This way you can never take the gold again. HA!

Outlaw-Jack
06-13-2010, 08:10 PM
Watching my still squirming hand (Imma zombie, remember? :p), it crawls over to one of my guns, shoots off Super_Dork's head at range, and grabs the gold. Reattaching the limbs to my body, I casually walk away from the situation.

Kern
06-13-2010, 08:25 PM
I shoot outlaw in the head with mah lazor rifle disintegrating him into pieces of dust

I steals the gold and eat it.

JspOt
06-13-2010, 09:25 PM
I cut you open and take da gold, cleaning it off and revealing a core of platinum in the precious metal.

Super_Dork_42
06-14-2010, 07:01 AM
So, my disguise having worked and jspot having discovered the truth, I quickly run to my ship and put the gold I hid in my black hole.

JspOt
06-15-2010, 05:59 PM
I turn the black hole into a wight hole, forcing the gold out to me.

Super_Dork_42
06-16-2010, 05:59 AM
Except that i am still orbiting it and grab it on the way to you, then have my aforementioned guards kill you. (They are VERY good at that sort of thing.)
Also, how, exactly, did you plan on turning a black hole white, hmmmm? And don't say magic, because this is a scientific question.

JspOt
06-16-2010, 05:20 PM
That's easy.
The powers of Pokemon and Digimon combined.:p
But in reality (though this game can be as out of reality as a user likes) white holes are only a speculation.
I use a Pheonix Down on myself and kill you and stealing the gold.

kiwin
06-17-2010, 05:06 PM
I use a 3000Km katamari to roll up Jsp0t, Super_Dork 42, white and black hole, half the forum and the gold which i then give to the king who turns the whole thing into a shining star in the outer recesses of the cosmos for safekeeping.

Super_Dork_42
06-17-2010, 08:21 PM
Then I roll up a 3001 km katamari, turning yours into stardust, collecting it and recombining it into the gold. Then I sink it to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

JspOt
06-18-2010, 07:45 AM
I summon the gold with the force, then I safely hide in the Death Star, flying in an X-Wing, lightsaber at ready.

Super_Dork_42
06-19-2010, 03:53 AM
Seeing how you are obviously evil, i get han to fly me in, and being good, I defeat you, take the gold AND get the girl, too, so thanks for making it so easy.

JspOt
06-19-2010, 05:51 AM
Wrong, I am Luke, Hans now kills you.

Super_Dork_42
06-19-2010, 02:25 PM
well, HAN protects me, but thinks that Hans is a German little boy and kills him. (He is racist) but through all of this, may I remind you that you never actually took the gold from me? HA

Jovuto
06-19-2010, 03:11 PM
The sig that I made for you has an explosive inside lol.
BOOM!

Theh gold is mine! > : D

JspOt
06-19-2010, 05:46 PM
And you dropped it into the mines where I grab it, hiding with Uncle Jalapeno.

Super_Dork_42
06-20-2010, 09:05 PM
Then the collector collects bot of you, but leaves the gold for me. After all, all he wants is friends, right?

JspOt
06-20-2010, 10:58 PM
I'm an admin who bans you.
http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18352
See?

JspOt
07-16-2010, 06:59 AM
BUMP
C'mon, who doesn't like this?

JspOt
08-25-2010, 10:32 PM
*walks into thread*
*revives thread*
*sips frappe*
*leaves*

Skeggers
08-25-2010, 10:35 PM
Thanks for reviving this, JspOt. High fives to you.



Because I'm a bit lost as to where the thread is at ATM, I'll craft some new gold.

Which I then take to the edge of the Arctic Circle. Where the Motorstorm festival just happens to be.

JspOt
08-26-2010, 10:20 PM
I am at the Arctic circle when I see Skeggrs with new gold at the Festival. I switch the gold with a block of ice and run.

ShamgarBlade
08-26-2010, 10:32 PM
I see JspOt running with the gold and lasso it out of his hands. I hop onto my rocket stallion and race towards the center of the Arctic circle, hiding it in an igloo surrounded by armored ducklings with extreme laser powers.

LWBear2
08-26-2010, 10:42 PM
i send a bunch of mice to get the gold. everybody screamed and ran to hiding, including shamgar blade. gee, they're just mice.:p i reward the mice with cheese, and run of to hide in a super duper top secret bear cave in the middle of the bermuda triangle

piggabling
08-26-2010, 10:58 PM
Since you've disclosed your location, I infiltrate using unknown military technology, grab the gold from your sleeping self, and boat to somewhere in the Atlantic.

Keanster96
08-27-2010, 11:26 AM
I nuke the atlantic ocean, and the following tsunami consumes the earth..... And I somehow get the gold and move to mars.

ShamgarBlade
08-27-2010, 12:28 PM
After my terrifying encounter with mice, I raise my power level to over 9000 and blast off to mars. Once there, I go super saiyan and snatch the gold. I then proceed to take it to the center of the sun.

Keanster96
08-27-2010, 12:34 PM
I take it to the next level and raise my power level to OVER TEN-THOUSAND!!!11 And use my new found abilities to force the sun into another universe, leaving the gold and a molten ShamgoarBlade behind. You actually though you could survive the center of the sun? I laugh at your puny power level. Hahaaha.

JspOt
08-27-2010, 10:44 PM
I attack you, but am unable to defeat you. So I run over you with my rocket cheetah, and in order to finish you off, I go Mudkip Saiyan, raising MY power level to SHARK SURVIVAL and attack, but you block. I raise my level by another 1000 and achieve a power level of broccoli. I then beat you with my "Kame Hame IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ!!!" and take the gold back.

Keanster96
08-27-2010, 10:51 PM
Vanquished and lying on the ground, I grasp the submachine gun that was in my pocket, and shoot you thirty times in the back, reload and shoot you thirty more times. I take the gold and sprint off with a childish glee, before falling into a canal and drowning.

JspOt
08-27-2010, 11:01 PM
I rescue Kean, and then stab him.
I take the gold and fly over a lava pit.
I then summon the strength of 5578296252984 Mudkips, 12 Regigigas, and 54 Scott Pilgrims to carry my gold.

Keanster96
08-27-2010, 11:11 PM
Pondering how Jspot survived being shot in the back 60 times, I suddenly realise that in order for him to have lived it would have to be a parallel universe where pain is non-existent and death is a gift given by commander sheep flying over our heads as we toil needlessly in the marshes of - oh sorry I lost my train of thought... So I merrily jump up and pull the knife out of my belly and attack Jspot's forces with a toothpick, dying about 9000089473829383 times along the way. After I victoriously pluck the gold from the cold hands of my mortal enemy (That's you, Jspot!) I fly away on my dragon of atheistic powers.

ShamgarBlade
08-28-2010, 01:06 AM
I've been hiding... Oh yes... I've been hiding... As Keanster96 starts flying away on his dragon, I descend from the stars in a ball of fire, with a new and improved power level of... infinite + 2.... Every planet, every star is obliterated as I fly towards the dragon with massive force... I then pull the awesome powers of Chuck Norris out of my back pocket and hit the dragon with so much force that it flew around the UNIVERSE three times before it stopped. While the dragon and Keanster were flying around the universe, I took the dropped gold and went to Disney World!

JspOt
08-28-2010, 04:04 AM
Ah, but my power level is now the level of...
Cake.
That's a lie.:kz:
I use my awesome :kz: powers from which I got from Rocksauon :kz: and go to you, destroying every brussal sprout and cabbage along the way. :kz:.
I Ricroll you and you die, so I take the gold... and drop it in public.

Silverleon
08-28-2010, 04:14 AM
*Sees gold on the ground*
Hm?
Meh...

*grabs gold*

Finders keepers I guess.

VeRsioNs_Z
08-28-2010, 04:16 AM
I walk around aimlessly, and in some way indescribable to the ethernetz, i end up holding OVER ONE-BILLION perfect replica's of the gold, and I donate them all to charity, after stealing Silverleon's one. You arent evil enought to steal from poor, innocent orphans, are you? :(

Silverleon
08-28-2010, 04:32 AM
*Takes the gold again*

Not really stealing if I had it before you and never gave it away! :p

VeRsioNs_Z
08-28-2010, 04:42 AM
But I already gave it to teh orphans, nao im gonna need all that gold to buy candy to calm them all down. even that 17 year old one.

Silverleon
08-28-2010, 04:51 AM
Wait...did you take the gold...or sdid you just commented you needed to? O_o

VeRsioNs_Z
08-28-2010, 04:54 AM
I took it, and spent it all on candey. Nao all teh orphanz r happeh!!1!!!1!!!?!?!!/!1/!!/!

ShamgarBlade
08-28-2010, 05:02 AM
I went to the candy store and stole back the gold that was used to buy the massive amount of candy. Hoping no one saw me, I jumped inside a dumpster to hide.

VeRsioNs_Z
08-28-2010, 05:12 AM
Luckily, I was just going to throw away all the wrappers, when i saw Shamgar. "HEY!" I yelled, before promptly forcing 3,000,000,000,000 wrappers down his throat. I then took the gold and gave it the the president of the USA... before kicking him out and buying out the entire unites states of america's government, then starting WW3 against all of Europe, with our allies being Mexico and Canada, ending with an entire nuclear apocalypse, one heading down into an active volcano, causing the world's core to become unstable and explode, resulting in the 2nd Big bang, causing the universe to cease to exist, before the camera panning out to a scene of the first post, causing this thread an infinite loop.

JspOt
08-28-2010, 05:26 AM
I end the loop with some gravy.
I try to pickpocket Versions for a stick of gum, but then I accidentally steal the gold. realizing it wasn't gum, I threw it into the river.

ShamgarBlade
08-28-2010, 06:06 AM
Trying to wash the remaining candy wrappers from my mouth with the river water, I see the gold. I quickly take it again and started my way to the nearest dumpster. Remembering what happened last time I was in a dumpster, I changed my mind and fled to the nearest gingerbread house. I covered the gold with gumdrops hoping no one would notice.

JspOt
08-28-2010, 02:59 PM
I eat the house and I burp out the gold.
I then threw the gold down a cliff, trying to hit a fly buzzing around me.

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 03:24 PM
I just so happen to be taking a stroll at the base of the cliff when the gold smacks me right in the head and penetrates my skull. My skull heals over and now the gold is inside my brain.

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 04:07 PM
I smash your head in with a pike, take the gold and fix your skull before running away, leaving you to figure out for yourself how to survive the onslaught of daemonic sheep I left behind.

JspOt
08-28-2010, 04:11 PM
I steal the gold from Kean casually and walk away. casually.

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 04:14 PM
After fighting the sheep with the magical powers I gained from having my skull crushed by a pike, I make a dash to JspOt expecting him to be travelling at lightspeed, and am pleasantly suprised to find him just walking away. casually. I run up to him, vapourise him with my powers and nab the gold from his ashes, which I then respectfully scatter around.

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 04:15 PM
I casually glue a bomb to the back of your head and casually walk away and stick out my hand and casually catch the gold as it flies out your hands and casually walk away. With a gun. Casually.

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 04:19 PM
Casually picking up the remains of my head and then gluing them back together, I realise a 2nd head exploasion has caused my powers to disappear, in my rage I Uncasually yank Keanster's gun from his pocket and start beating him in the ribs with it, until the gold pops out of his chest pocket. I run off with it and head to a magic shop with the intention of buying some new magical powers with the gold.

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 04:22 PM
Checking that Skeggers stole the decoy gold, I remove the real gold from my *** ******** ****** before ******* and ***** *** ****** **** with the mongoose.

Jonaolst
08-28-2010, 04:24 PM
Checking that Skeggers stole the decoy gold, I remove the real gold from my *** ******** ****** before ******* and ***** *** ****** **** with the mongoose.

err.... wut?

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 04:26 PM
I take the gold from Jon who somehow stole it while I was ********** *** *** **** ** with the mongoose, and I merrily skip away. Casually

VeRsioNs_Z
08-28-2010, 04:27 PM
I politely ask for the gold. Keanster gives it to me. Now is it to hard to be polite? *uses magical powaz to make everyone a copy of the gold*

Jonaolst
08-28-2010, 04:28 PM
I politely ask for the gold. Keanster gives it to me. Now is it to hard to be polite? *uses magical powaz to make everyone a copy of the gold*

Grabs a duplicate of the gold.

The end!

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 04:33 PM
Until
I steal all the duplicate pieces of gold and weld them all together to make one piece of giant gold, which I accidentally shrink to the size of the original gold. Woops.
I hide it away, where no-one will ever find it. Casually.

Jonaolst
08-28-2010, 04:36 PM
By using my mind reading powah, i read Skeggers' mind and found out where he hide it.
I take the gold and shrink it even smaller, and eat it.
Then i put my spacesuit on, and fly away in my rocketship.

Bai bai

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 04:48 PM
Catching up with your rocket ship by using a pogo stick, I smash the hull, causing the contents of the ship to burst out of the hole. I ignore everything which shoots out (Including Jon) And just grab the gold.

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 04:59 PM
I casually come after Skeggers, after realizing that to give the gold away would be foolish! So I repeatedly stab skeggers in the face with my transforming ipad, which got me to space in the first place, and take the gold. Casually

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 05:27 PM
I casually regain conciousness, and start space-swimming over to Keanster, where I casually take his iPad and turn it into a gun, and proptly shoot the gold out of his hand, catching it, and casually shooting off into space on a magical unicorn-fairy which happened to be floating casually by at that time.

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 05:42 PM
I casually point out that there was no unicorn-fairy and it was my ipad in disguise. I then casually press the recall button on the remote and you casually fall to your death. I then casually take the gold.

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 06:03 PM
I casually remind you that you were the one who wanted to end that war, because I'm not actually dead. And whilst you comprehend this, I nab the gold and shoot off to the F-Zero GX tournament.

ShamgarBlade
08-29-2010, 12:42 AM
I casually enter the F-Zero GX tournament and ram my racer into you face, and I casually walk away from the casualties caused by the accident. Oh. I forgot the gold. I uncasually run back to the accident and steal the gold and run.

JspOt
08-29-2010, 04:28 AM
I naturally steal the gold.


Naturally.

Skeggers
08-29-2010, 01:28 PM
I casually remind you that you're playing the game too naturally, and that you're actually being too simple. I literally steal the gold from you as you uncasually think this whole catastrophe over, and walkilly... over to Africa

ShamgarBlade
08-29-2010, 07:55 PM
I sit there and wonder how in the world you survived a racer being flown into your face. I decide to accept as a miracle of some sort and I dash towards Skeggers. "Gimme da gold nou." I rip it out of your hands and hop onto my battle stag and fly away.

Skeggers
08-29-2010, 08:02 PM
Unfortunately for you, I attached a tiny microbomb to the side of you battle stag. It gets blown into lots of tiny little pieces and sends you plummeting back down to Earth. You land right on top of the Eiffel tower and are instantly impaled on the tip.

The gold falls down towards Earth, where I tracked your falling body to and I pick it up off of the ground, casually, and hop aboard my giant dinosaur. Using him, I stomp toward the Triasic era, where I am safeguarded by an army of vicious and evil Velociraptors.

JspOt
08-29-2010, 11:51 PM
I make them extinct with my apple.
I throw a pear at you, and you let go of the gold which flies into my hand.
I run to the next poster to give them the gold.:p

gdn001
08-29-2010, 11:58 PM
EDIT: SNIPED. :mad:

I get the gold from Jspot and get into my hover tank, and hover into the sunset with the gold!!

OneEyedBanshee
08-30-2010, 02:30 AM
The sunset was actually me in a giant floating LED and with a trap at hand. You hover right into it before getting bombed to bits, I walk up and take the gold. I turn on stealth and silently disappear with mah gold!

TheUltraDeino
08-30-2010, 03:01 AM
i have eye vision goggles! *grabs invisible gold*

Dragonvarsity
08-30-2010, 03:09 AM
too bad there's no such thing as invisible gold :D. I replaced the real one with invisible distracting you silly rabbit and put it in a yellow submarine guarded by the beatles :mad:

Silverleon
08-30-2010, 03:13 AM
80;s music is no match for me thus I easly pass through your guards and gained the gold, which I now take to my sgold into silvermachine. :p

Merc
08-30-2010, 03:24 AM
i happen to be in your silvermachine (wutever that is) and stab you with my bayonet paintinator, i then write rude slogans on your face with my paint, i then dig a hole 1000 feet deep, and bury the gold.

Dragonvarsity
08-30-2010, 03:40 AM
i am still underwater in my yellow submarine. I hear a drill going and see mercury77 bump his head on a rock with the gold right next to him. :boo: I take the gold and stick it in the center of the earth.

Merc
08-30-2010, 03:43 AM
The gold melts. No more gold. :kz:

ShamgarBlade
08-30-2010, 05:45 AM
Wait... that wasn't gold! That was CHEESE! Back on page 25 when Skeggers left me by the Eiffel Tower, he picked up some cheese instead of the gold that was laying right next to it. Wow... I can't believe you guys did all of that for some cheese... Anyways, I run away while no one is looking and hide the gold in a box of rabid chipmunks.

Merc
08-30-2010, 05:50 AM
(If it was cheese, i wouldve eaten it by now.)

Ahem, lemme remind you i have a bayonet paintinator, i stab and shoot your chipmunks, and take the gold, i smelt the gold, and use it to make my paintinator gold.

Dragonvarsity
08-30-2010, 07:01 PM
I take your golden paintinator and find out it's so hard to lug around so I shoot mercury and make him eat it.

Merc
08-30-2010, 08:53 PM
(wtf?)

I refuse to eat the gold, treat my wound and then dare dragonvarsity to jump off a bridge, he jumps off said bridge, and then I realize he still had the gold paintinator, i jump in after him, take the paintinator, and deploy my parachute, which i happened to order off of amazon a week ago, and to be delivered to the bridge. Dragonvarsity falls to his death.

Dragonvarsity
08-30-2010, 09:01 PM
I am dragonvarsity's ghost an now I am invincible! :D I haunt your dreams for a couple days until you give me the golden paintinator and I transform it into a bar of gold again. I then take the parachute. I don't need it but a friend might. :p

Oh and yeah, my last grab the gold post stunk. Sorry about that xD, I'll try being a bit more creative.

gdn001
08-30-2010, 09:38 PM
I crawl out of the remainings of my hover tank and see a ghost flying around with the gold. As I'm not afraid of ghosts, I steal the gold from him and keep runing and laughing histerically while he tries to unsucessfully hit me.

Dragonvarsity
08-30-2010, 10:00 PM
I use my magical powers to emit a quick sand which as gdn001 is running with the gold like an idiot, he falls into the quick sand. Unfortunately I have no time to remove the twig he can grab onto to get him up so I just fly by him, take the gold and drop it off in neverland :p.

gdn001
08-30-2010, 10:06 PM
Luckily I can get out of the quicksand, and as dragon comes flying towards me to put me back into the quicksand, I reach for my anti-ghost gun and shoot him at point-blank range. He turns back into sackperson and I run away with the gold while he doesn't understand what's going on.

JspOt
08-31-2010, 12:50 AM
I rush past gdn, stealing the gold, but he doesn't notice. I then crash into a brick wall and the gold falls down a sewer.

TheUltraDeino
08-31-2010, 02:21 AM
i steal Jpost's flygon and grab the gold and fed it to my lucario

Merc
08-31-2010, 02:46 AM
I then go home and get a new Bayonet Paintinator, and dissect your lucario and steal the gold for myself, i then put it in a giant wasteland for everyone else to fight to the death over, while i get my new Sniper Paintinator and perch on a cliff about 250 metres away.

TheUltraDeino
08-31-2010, 03:18 AM
i win the death match! *grabs gold*

Merc
08-31-2010, 03:28 AM
ERROR - you didnt win, we didnt even have the deathmatch yet, i snipe you.

Dragonvarsity
08-31-2010, 09:12 PM
I get up the cliff to enjoy the view with mercury. I push mercury off the cliff, take the gold, (and the paintinator bayonette :D). Then I run, drop it off at that witches house where hansel and gretel goes too and I go off to a distant planet to think of my next evil scheme :P.

gdn001
08-31-2010, 11:34 PM
Luckily I got a 25 killstreak so I nuke the witch's house and go to it with my hi-tech gunship, get the gold that incredibly survived the blast and fly away with the miniguns spinning and missiles ready for anything!

Merc
09-01-2010, 03:40 AM
(im pretty sure that i posted something.. earlier... before... gdn... wtf, anyways)

I convienently wake up to the sound of gdn flying away with his guns, luckily I came prepared for just such an event, I grab a set of Pheonix laser rifles, charging at gdn on my hoverboard, I laser the living hell out of gdn, as the gold falls to the ground, his barely moving body tryed to mutter something, but i had already taken off into the sunset with mah gold. i then smelt it back into a gold paintinator, and threaten MM to give me a grappling hook. i infiltrate nasa, to get a space suit, and grapple to the moon.

the troll
09-01-2010, 05:17 AM
the troll saw it on the moon took it and ate it

Merc
09-01-2010, 05:21 AM
.....youre still on the moon, so i dissect you, take the gold, nunchuck you, kick you off the moon, and stuff spinach in your face.
(and troll, come up with some better posts.)

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 02:26 PM
as Im plotting my next evil scheme I see mercury grapple right past my base. I look over to then see he has a golden paintinator bayonette. I'm almost done with my scheme so I can't get the gold yet but I have enough time to get it away from mercury. I open a spellbook, summon shoop da woop, command him to fire his lazor at mercury and all of earth sending you all back in medieval times. :D I'll catch up later...

Merc
09-01-2010, 05:00 PM
I wake up to find myself in the middle of a jousting tournament, with a grappling hook still in my hand. I throw one guy off of the horse, take his.. uh jousting stick, and escape. still trying to think of a way to retrieve my golden paintinator. OOH! I got it!....
hahaha (devish laugh)

Merc
09-01-2010, 06:47 PM
<<<<< mwuahhahahahhhaha, i use all my magical powers to morph the gold into my avatar!

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 06:55 PM
Curse your golden powers! :mad: I meet a wizard in the woods, ask wear that golden paintinator bayonette is and he tells me it's deep in a dungeon guarded by knights and other creatures :D. I run to the dungeon but fall into a pit. >:( must...climb...up...

Merc
09-01-2010, 07:02 PM
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

as I am walking in my giant dungeon, all i see is dragonvarsity sleeping in a pit, I asked him is he wanted some orange juice, but he refused, claiming he just wanted to steal my awesome new avatar.

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 07:10 PM
yeah the avatars pretty sick... anyway I woke up to hear some screams and some grappling and evil laughs, must be mercury :rolleyes:. It turns out I stole that wizard's spellbook while he wasn't looking. I use a teleportation spell which transports me to thhe last floor of the dungeon. I hear mercury coming. Must be quick... I see Tom the dragon, a good friend of mine. I take the golden gun and teleport away to hide it deep in the woods.

piggabling
09-01-2010, 07:24 PM
Hack your blog, distracting your from the gold, and then sneakily steal the gold! After that, I'd just run and run and run.... (O).(o)

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 07:28 PM
I notice you hacked someone else's blog and I can't catch up with piggabling like this so I transform into my dragon form, fly by piggabling, grab the gold and use shoop da woopto transport us back to regular time. Too bad he transported us to prehistoric times.... I transport back into human and can't find meh gold D: I think it's in the volcano

Merc
09-01-2010, 07:52 PM
After I finished telling tom the dragon off for letting dragonvarsity escape with the gold, I walk outside the cave to realize we are now in prehistoric times, I ask my good friend, Steve the Bronosaurous where dragonvarsity went, i hop on his back, and he charges to the volcano, while i grapple onto his tail, we reached the volcano in mere minutes to see dragonvarsity rappleing down the volcano to look for the golden Paintinator, quickly jump in after him, and grab onto his leg while shouting "YOU CAN NEVER WIN!"

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 07:58 PM
I know but it's fun to try :D so I get you off my leg, but as you shake me around I drop the golden paintinator bayonette.......in the lava...... :l I travel back in time to make sure it didn't fall in the lava but since mercury then grabs onto my arm we both travel back in time. I summon a pit for him to fall in so he doesn't make me drop the gold again and I use a spell in my magical spellbook to control steve to not let mercury ride him. I run over to the volcano to get that gold. Uh-oh, the storm has started....

Merc
09-01-2010, 08:16 PM
As I am hanging on dragonvarsity's leg, all of a sudden the world turns upside down, so mercuy quickly grabs dragonvarsity's arm, and all of a sudden they are both hanging above a pit, but I lose my balance and fall, I then go over to steve, but he dosent like me anymore for some reason, so i run as fast as I can to get the gold, but a giant lighting strike hits right in the centre of the volcano.

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 08:25 PM
I'm in the volcano and notice the strike of lightning. The paintinator's just on the other side. The lightning was so close it blinded me though. I must make sure I jump at the right time but first I gotta give it a bit to wear off as mercury gets out of the pit...

gdn001
09-01-2010, 08:39 PM
Then I come in a helicopter and lauch a rope for both dragon and mercuy to climb up. While hanging form the rope, mercuy manages to get the golden paintinator, but then another lightning strikes and I lose control over my heli. :boo:

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 08:49 PM
gdn001, hmm don't know how you made it through the portal traveling back in time, oh well. :p Anyway, mercury, gdn001 and I are crashing through the woods in the helicopter. The storm is over and it's sunny again. As we crash, the gold slips out of mercury,s hand and flies far away. Now time to get it. Everyone is okay after the crash but there's a hungry T-rex behind us. We must work together, kill or run away from that T-rex, get that gold and get back to regular times! :boo: Then we can fight over it... Goodness I love this game :D

Merc
09-01-2010, 08:51 PM
As the heli is losing control, I try to climb up the rope ladder, and just make it up in time while dragonvarsity hits the edge of the volcano, and then I jump of into the trees with my gold, as gdn wipes out into the cave.

EDIT: Sniped.

I reluctantly accept dragonvarsity's offer, and draw my sniper paintinator from earlier, as gdn picks up the helicopter's minigun, and dragonvarsity, his spellbook, we all open fire upon the massive beast, but it keeps charging. I have no recourse, but to use the rest of mypowers to shoop da whoop the T-Rex.

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 08:55 PM
sorry but you just got sniped...should we follow your part of the story or mine :frightened:

gdn001
09-01-2010, 08:59 PM
gdn001, hmm don't know how you made it through the portal traveling back in time
There are many things about me you don't need to know... :devious: But now let's just wait until mercuy edits his post.

Super_Dork_42
09-01-2010, 09:05 PM
All these alternate realities form a wormhole, which I take the gold through just before it closes forever. On the other side, I find the universe to be completely devoid of human life except me, so you all can never get the gold back. Unless you have a small pocket of the fourth dimension.

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 09:12 PM
as gdn picks up the helicopter's minigun, and dragonvarsity, his spellbook, we all open fire upon the massive beast

That sounds like a pretty sick idea for a movie :D

Anyway, luckily I am a great sorcerer and have studied the use of wormholes for years ( But really, I've actually had an idea for a series traveling through dimesnions of time and space through portaals and wormholes :p). Yes, humans can't get through wormholes like that. But magical creatures can. Uses magical spells, summons shoop da woop, he opens wormhole and we get through. But first I take a piece out of that dinosaur, lunch:p Now we must stop the evil superdork once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our journey has just begun....... :D

gdn001
09-01-2010, 09:17 PM
First we need to amke a stop at my hangar, where I store all my mechas and tanks and stuff. We take a tank (lol... take a tank) and start searching for dork. He seems to be at his bunker. To the bunker!

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 09:21 PM
The tank is complete! I have even put a spell on it to protect it from very dangerous attacks. Teh peace spirit watches it :D

Just in case, we'll need Mercury's weapons and I can summon some creatures. Now we'll leave, but he has huge security so we'll have to be careful.

Merc
09-01-2010, 09:51 PM
I follow dragonvarsity and gdn into the hangar, while I airdrop some weapons and my latest creation, The LYNX 2XK. "gentlemen, behold the lynx in all it's glory"
I suspected that they might make a comment about the shape of cannon like most others did, but we were too preocupied getting things ready to defeat super dork, and return to the fight for the gold for no reason whatsoever. we then drove into the sunset, towards the bunker, ready for the fight of our lives.

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 11:13 PM
and so it begins. Super dorks first army is ready to battle, the helis. The helicopters shoot the missles at us as we dodge but one gets us and it's a strong one too. I grab mercury's gun and shoot them down. We're out of ammo for that gun and the tank has run out of fuel. We must walk the rest of the way. Now we must sneak past the guards and find another passage, a secret one to get to the room with the golden paintinator bayonette.

the troll
09-02-2010, 02:11 AM
When the troll woke up he found around him 5 small trolls. He followed them inside of a cave and he saw an army of 10,000 strong small trolls. We came out of the cave trying to find more trolls and ready to fight for the gold.

Super_Dork_42
09-02-2010, 02:22 AM
Then, suddenly the trolls turned on you! (What, you didn't think I would allow trolls unless they were on my side did you?)
They easily defeat your puny resistance. I laugh.

the troll
09-02-2010, 02:37 AM
then after thay turn on me, thay suddenly relise thay should keep me and obey me what every i say.

P.S. magic doesn't work on trolls

Dragonvarsity
09-02-2010, 02:45 AM
P.S. magic doesn't work on trolls

Sure it doesn't :rolleyes:

As the troll builds his army in a cave nearby and superdork laughs eviliy in his little bunker, gdn, mercury and I go through another path, the sewers and we get to the final room. We've gotten past the guards and it's time to defeat super dork and get the gold once and for all.

Merc
09-02-2010, 05:24 AM
I jump forward trying to grab the gold while super dork isnt looking, but was held back by what seems to be a magical barrier, he laughs once more, and threw me back towards gdn and dragonvaristy, i draw my final weapon that i was saving for later, the GR 96 Laser OVERLOARD. I draw it from my back, and let er rip! Super dork is quite overwhelmed by this blast of energy, but manages to keep it from himself, i quickly recharge the laser and fire another burst, hitting super dork straight in the chest, but still have no idea how to deactivate the barrier.

Dragonvarsity
09-02-2010, 10:28 AM
I use the mystic sword of Gaurfaungela guarded by the spirits of the Lauidraia forest (idk xD) and destroy his barrier. Since this is an bandoned, worn down bunker super dork chose, pieces start falling. I stab Super dork and now he's gotten a serious wound. He tries attacking me but misses. Gdn grabs the gold while mercury's reloading just in case. Super dork runs at me but mercury shoots him down. Our mission is complete, now to go. But then suddenly, a piece of the ceiling falls on me. We find out there's a timed explosive that you can't stop. I yell "You have to go! I'll get out, don't worry!" so gdn001 and Mercury77 ride in the helicopter. The malicious Super Dork is still alive crawling towards me. I have minutes left before this whole building explodes :frightened:

Ninjaferret22
09-02-2010, 01:07 PM
I fly in through the hole in the ceiling that was created by the piece that fell on you, riding my magic flying taco, and rescue you before the building ASPLODES in to a million little pieces! we then assume that Superdork died in the fire, and meet back up with gdn and mercury who had previously figured you were a goner, and are rediculously happy to see you! sadly, I can not accompany you guys for the rest of your journey.. "Maybe some other time guys.." then I return to my homeland of magical flying food items :p You, gdn, and mercury soon reach an ominously dark swampy place...

Dragonvarsity
09-02-2010, 01:33 PM
Thanks ninja :p! Farewell and I hope to see you again on our journey. We arrive in the swampalnds. We have our gold and we decide to find some place to keep it guarded. There's a cave nearby so we decided to use that cave only to find when looking from above there are hundreds of trolls beng controlled by the troll. We must be quiet and stop these evil trolls from taking the gold.

the troll
09-02-2010, 02:36 PM
but when you looked in side the cave, the trolls saw you and looked at you with a open mouth while you have the gold in your hands. the trolls run in deeper and darker in the cave.

Merc
09-02-2010, 06:24 PM
was acompanying gdn and dragon varsity into the cave but then i remember something, we only needed to work together to get the gold, I snatch the paintinator and activate my invisiblity and sneak off while gdn and dragon are having a talk, let the games begin again.

gdn001
09-02-2010, 06:28 PM
I notice mercuy77 dissapeared with the gold, so I throw an EMP grenade and his invisibility turns off, so I slap wim and run away with the gold into a randomly placed Humvee.

Dragonvarsity
09-02-2010, 07:55 PM
After all we've done together I thought we could be a team when I just got to watch mercury turn invisible and steal the gold only to be slapped by gdn and then to see gdn run away with the gold in the humvee. Pretty dissapointed......good thing I took the car batteries out :D Now are we gonna work together or not? We still don't even know if super dork is alive, if this is the regular dimension or if it's some other that looks like it and if the trolls are going to try killing us....

Merc
09-02-2010, 09:27 PM
I take my face out of the mud to find gdn constantly trying to start a humvee, while dragonvarsity is standing over me with a car battery in his hand
"ah well, it was worth a shot"
"yeah, good call taking the battery out by the way dragon"
"guys come to your senses, we dont even know if this is the world we were in before, adn we dont know if super dork is still alive."
"right, lets find the nearest town, and see whats going on there, where are we anyways?"
"ummm, no idea, dragon, do you know?"
"nope, whatever, we have a humvee, so lets drive around and see if we can find anything."
"fine, just let me hold the gold paintinator"

Dragonvarsity
09-02-2010, 10:13 PM
Okay, the trolls haven't done anything so another time. I put in the car batteries and we drive trying to find a new town through these swamplands. It gets really foogy and we can barely see and then go into a forest. We can now see better and follow the trail. We hear two people talking and run in the bushes to hide.

Unknown Person #1: Good plan master, we will steal the golden paintinator bayonette from those fools and take over this world with it.
Unknown Person #2: Aaaaa yes, good good good. We will get the strongest men of ours and finally get the gold that was rightfully ours.

They walk away and we get out of the bushes.

GDN: Who was that?
Dragon: I don't know, didn't get a good look.

So then dragon, gdn and mercury keep going and find a new town to go to. They find one but it's abandoned.

Mercury: So, this is home I guess..........

gdn001
09-02-2010, 10:28 PM
GDN enters a building and checks out every room, but they're empty. Then a noise is heard, some kind of army approaches the city. GDN screams: "Get inside!" and everyone gets inside the building. Mercuy closes all the doors and windows. Dragon stalks throught a small hole in a wall, and sees soldiers everywhere. They are checking out every building in the city. A squad then comes to the door and it's ready to breach. They must decide: fight or hide!
__________________________________________________ ___________________

I think I will make an "interactive story" thread to fill our need for adventure! :)

Super_Dork_42
09-03-2010, 04:59 AM
All of a sudden, everyone hears an eerily familiar laugh....
It is coming from all the soldiers at once! But, how? Then, the building they all are ins roof dissolves, revealing SuperDork, enormous, towering over them! WHAT?! The laugh continues for a little then I explain that the bunker falling down was just a distraction as I shrunk you all down to microscopic size and transported you to my very small holodeck-type room and have been watching as your demise unfolded, only barely able to contain my laughter! Then, with a flourish, I brandish the golden bayonette paintinator, shoot you all and turn off the machine, which returns you too normal size. For all I know, you are dead, but I don't take the chance to check, I merely lock you in a weapon and magic resistant cell, where you will slowly starve unless you find a way out. Then, I put another force feild around the gold and take a few sleeping pills. I will be asleep for the next week. (I am not going to be on LBPC for that time, so have fun getting out, peepz!)

Merc
09-03-2010, 05:20 AM
(Curse you super dork!)
Mercuy wakes up to the sight of a giant mystical barrier about the size of 1 room surrounding them, with no way out, and the golden paintinator staring them in the face, mercuy had thought all was lost.
"well, this is just dandy, anyone got any ideas? i'm all ears."

gdn001
09-03-2010, 11:31 AM
GDN remebers:
"Look, remeber that EMP grenade I used a while ago? i happen to have one more with me. Let's try them on the field"
GDN throws an EMP grenade on the mystical field, and it works, the field is down. The three jump out of the cell, and now they just have to reach the gold in the other side of the room, but dork left his defenses active. I have no more EMP grenades, so that's not an option. :(

Dragonvarsity
09-03-2010, 11:39 AM
Hmm, the field is down, meaning I can use meh magic :D I put my hand in the air and part of the wall turns into a door. We are now in the room right next to the golden paintinator bayonette, but the security's high. Whatever you do mercury and gdn, when we step forward, BE QUIET. Luckily there are sme shelves to hide against and it's a gigangtic room and if we get caught, get out your guns mercury :p

Merc
09-03-2010, 04:43 PM
"SAY HELLO TO MY MINISCULE COMPANION"
he shouted deciding not to be quiet but all of a sudden he remembered emp grenades shut off the laers
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah crap."

Dragonvarsity
09-03-2010, 05:01 PM
luckily we have one more laser left :D

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/785972_f520.jpg

All the guards explode from the pure awesomeness of the lazor and now we enter the room of the golden paintinator bayonette. Wait! *stops gdn and ercury from continuing to walk in the room, gets out laser showing spray, sees a million lasers* Oh boy, this'll be a tough one ;)

Ninjaferret22
09-03-2010, 05:09 PM
As you guys are staring at the lasers trying to figure out how to get passed them, I tap Dragon on the shoulder.I whisper: "HeyRemember me?" For a second, all three of you are startled, but recognise my face almost immediately. Dragon: "How'd you get here?" Me: "I know a guy.." I then use my mad ninja skillz to sneak past the lasers and grab the golden paintenator boyonette..

Dragonvarsity
09-03-2010, 05:25 PM
...but when coming back, her taco touches the lasers and it all goes off. So close :( Oh crap the doors are shutting! GDN goes under, mercury goes under, I go under barely missing the door being shut. Unfortunately, ferret's trapped. We have to defeat superdork once and for all. We'll come back when we're done. :D I left a computer to search the interwebz in the mean time, Bai. Mercury, gdn and I keep going until we reach super dorks room guarded by Giant, orange kittens twice our size. We must get past them to fight super dork! :mad: *meow*

Merc
09-03-2010, 05:41 PM
I quickly respond to the kittens by calling in one of my combat pave lows! it quickly swoops in and kills the 10 foot cats, leaving the path wide open for us to totally own super dork, we walk into the room, while he was waiting behind the door, and he hits me in the head with a hammer, clearly low on power.
"wtf, that hurt! i pefered it when you were using magic, cuz then i didnt get possibel concussions."
"hhahahaaha thats just it though, magic is an ilusion! a test! real fighting is hand to hand combat!"
"ooooh, bring it on super dork"

Dragonvarsity
09-03-2010, 05:52 PM
I would use this spell to make super dork go to sleep, but judging by mercury's (I know your real usernames mercuy but I like calling ya mercury :p) expresiion, it seems he really wants to kick superdorks ***

Merc
09-03-2010, 06:16 PM
(dam straight!)

I quickly swerve to the right as super drok goes in for another hit of his hammer, and while hes distracted give him a good swift charlie horse! he cries in pain but I then elbow him in the back while hes holding his leg, and while hes on the ground stab him in the neck witih the golden paintinator, certain he wasnt dead i also stab im in the heart and toss his corpse into the swamp.

Ninjaferret22
09-03-2010, 06:21 PM
(dam straight!)

I quickly swerve to the right as super drok goes in for another hit of his hammer, and while hes distracted give him a good swift charlie horse! he cries in pain but I then elbow him in the back while hes holding his leg, and while hes on the ground stab him in the neck witih the golden paintinator, certain he wasnt dead i also stab im in the heart and toss his corpse into the swamp.
that was quite violent.. xD

Dragonvarsity
09-03-2010, 06:43 PM
Yeah I agree.....anyway, wow. So we have the gold, and we've defeated the evil super dork. Our journey's complete! :D Or is it? Once getting out of superdorks building, we are surrounded by an army of trolls ready to feast on our brains.... (or do zombies just do that?)

Merc
09-03-2010, 06:50 PM
(either or, and i had to be violent to deal with super dork!)
I turn my head to see the army of trolls waiting on the doorstep, we dont have time to deal with this so i call in my combat pavelow, and we all escape, but one of the trolls grabs onto the rope ladder when we had already gotten up in the chopper, I try to shoot the troll, but the helicopter is going so fast the paint just flies away, next i try cutting off the ladder, but the troll has gotten high enough as to push me back, and instead of trying to eat us first, the troll shoots the pilot, now we are all crashing into what appears to be new york, proving that we are back in our own dimension.

Ninjaferret22
09-03-2010, 06:53 PM
(either or, and i had to be violent to deal with super dork!)
I turn my head to see the army of trolls waiting on the doorstep, we dont have time to deal with this so i call in my combat pavelow, and we all escape, but one of the trolls grabs onto the rope ladder when we had already gotten up in the chopper, I try to shoot the troll, but the helicopter is going so fast the paint just flies away, next i try cutting off the ladder, but the troll has gotten high enough as to push me back, and instead of trying to eat us first, the troll shoots the pilot, now we are all crashing into what appears to be new york, proving that we are back in our own dimension.
Aren't I still stuck in the lair? xD

Merc
09-03-2010, 06:59 PM
uhhhhh, lets just say that killing super dork returned us to our dimension, but that little area where you are and the trolls is like, teleported to our dimension, i guess...

Dragonvarsity
09-03-2010, 09:25 PM
Oh, your right. Crap, sorry xD But yeah, you get teleported back, somehow.....magic I guess :p

When going to the dimension the troll is altered and now is HUGEEE. He first steps on godzilla xD Mercury, we'll need more coppers......and weapons. Wait, where's the trophy? Squints to see in the trolls hand is the golden paintinator bayonette and now its as big as his hand :cry:

gdn001
09-03-2010, 09:45 PM
So GDN has a bright idea! He takes off his portal gun (you never know when you'll need one) and use it to teleport to the top of a building. I keep going up to taller buildings until i reach the taller building in the area. I then create a portal in the ground below and another in a wall, facing the troll. Then I jump from the building into the portal and spawn right into the troll. I'm hanging on the troll's head now, but he is shaking like crazy. I drop my portal gun. :(

Merc
09-03-2010, 10:38 PM
I luckily jump out of the helicopter as it is crashing and call in my armada of SX 69 jet fighters, to assault the giant troll (man, this is kinda like king kong), and as one is flying by, I grapple it and commandeer the plane, realizing that gdn is on his head, I tell my army to aim for the chest until i could get gdn off his head,
"gdn! get off of his head, i gotta kill that thing!"

gdn001
09-03-2010, 10:51 PM
I jump off the troll's head and mercuy drops a bomb which explodes his head, I fall throught a glass window inside an office building. Then the troll starts falling towards the building, so I run to the fire escape, but it's too late, the building's been hit and it's starting to fall. I manage to jump from the fire escape to a lower building, and I run throught the rooftops as the building falls towards me.

Dragonvarsity
09-03-2010, 11:18 PM
but then right before the btroll hits you it dissapears. I put it in the other dimension that'll fall on superdorks lair triggering all the bombs so.....just in case ;) The gigantic golden paintinator bayonette falls out of the troll's hand and is about to fall on mercury as he's gotten back on the ground. But don't worry, I'll do what I did to the troll :D, put it in the other dimension where- uh-oh :frightened:

gdn001
09-03-2010, 11:31 PM
"Ohh nooo!" [slaps dragon]
"Now we need to find the gold again!"
I grab the portal gun that fell on the floor and set it to "alternate reality". I then create a portal and jump inside. Then dragon and mercuy jump after me. We end in a destroyed world, because the bombs triggered by the troll in the past destroyed it. We then notice some kind of security drones coming, I grab my paintinator and shoot, but the drones are quicker and hit me. I fall on the ground and crawl towards cover.

Dragonvarsity
09-04-2010, 12:03 AM
The drone gets gun out and shoots gdn in the leg. Mercury takes out his gun and shoots the drone and now it's dead. GDN are you okay. We need some bandages. But the drones are coming! :cry: Mercury, keep shooting down those drones. I'll try finding an emergency kit and apply pressure to gdns wound.

Merc
09-04-2010, 12:09 AM
(back to square 1 again arent we? terrific.)
"dragon, what dimension did you transport us to?"
"i dunno, something far in the future."
"great, that means that everyone here will have better technology than us, and probably kill us very quickly"
I pop out to shoot a few more rounds into the drones, but nothing.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

JspOt
09-04-2010, 12:22 AM
Next!
As Mercuy and his friends walk off the stage after their play(:p) I run with the gold which I had the whole time they messed up the thread.

Dragonvarsity
09-04-2010, 12:28 AM
I say "look, a mudkipz!" and Jsp0t says "What, where?" and turns his head. I take gold and bring it back to the future. But it looks like someone dressed as a drone stole it! :boo: After it :mad:

Merc
09-04-2010, 12:53 AM
(way to ruin our fun Jsp0t :mad:)
we run after the thing dressed up as a drone as jsp0t turns his head towards us, wondering how it turned out not to be a play after all, I ask him if he wants to join our entourage, but he refuses, claiming he wanted to keep the gold for himself, i then pull a lever, making a hole appear under his feet, and teleport him back to the present, I then put on my speed boots, and run after the drone.

JspOt
09-04-2010, 12:59 AM
Chuck Norris steals the gold for me.
(It's no fun for us when you do stuff like that, keep with the rituals yeah!)
I then give Mercuy, gdn, and dragonvarsity a detention.

Dragonvarsity
09-04-2010, 01:04 AM
Ahh! Found a medical kit! Puts bandages over gdn's leg. I see mecury keep running after the drone. Wait a minute.... *gets microscopes to see where mercuys going. Oh crap! There's a pit ahead covered in leaves as a trap! "MERCUY!!!!! DON"T GO ANY FURTHER!!!!" then Mercuy kept running and said "What?" and falls into the pit. Gdn, stay here. If a drone comes toward you yell to us. Goes over to where mercuy is and looks from above. "Grab my hand mercuy, I'll help you up!" *gets pushed in pit by drone* "Crap, we need to get back up, stop those drones and get the gold!"

JspOt
09-04-2010, 01:22 AM
I make a magic spell that makes everyone not pay attention to what dragon is doing.
(you guys almost killed the thread, the last few posts have only been you three. Now serve that detention.)

Dragonvarsity
09-04-2010, 02:30 AM
Well someone had to post and since nobody was posting we had to keep this thread alive :( tip toes past detention room and knocks J out and steals the gold. Oh noez, the alarms gone off, we have to hurry! :cry:

Merc
09-04-2010, 03:13 AM
"dragon find the key to this detention room or give jsp0t an ice cream sammich!"

Dragonvarsity
09-04-2010, 01:20 PM
hmmm...ill do both :D *finds carpet under door* typical :rolleyes: unlocks door, gets icecream sandwhich from refrigerator and puts it in jsp0ts face. I go away with the gold and say *stay here if you want more detention or follow!* :D

JspOt
09-04-2010, 04:42 PM
STUPEFY!
As the three fall down I snatch the fake key they had.
I lick the ice cream sandwich and Apparate out of the room.
(What you guys were doing was making people bored of the thread. Stop the nonsense and go with the flow, please. And truthfully, five of your posts were off topic and didn't even mention the gold at all.Stay with the rules of the forum game, they were made for a reason.)

Merc
09-04-2010, 06:48 PM
(Fine.)
we escape the giant pit only to find that we have all been teleported to different locations all around the world, and we each have a message from jspOt that says: "If i see any of you together you will explode" well, i guess its back to classic grab the gold then!

Dragonvarsity
09-04-2010, 09:00 PM
aww i liked teamwork :( oh well. It seems I'm in Egypt.... sends in my private jet and goes to jsp0ts secret lair. I take the gold and go back to egypt to hide it in my pyramid guarded by mummies and thousands of scorpians. Once getting the gold the whole place will fall apart. There are many traps waiting :D

gdn001
09-04-2010, 09:45 PM
I then launch a nuke into the pyramid, making it fall apart and the gold flies to my hand. Then I enter in my spaceship and fly to the orbit of the earth letting you all behind! (fine, war it is)

Merc
09-04-2010, 10:02 PM
ahaahhahhahaa, poor gdn, I still have my GRAPPLING HOOK, I grapple to your ship, plant some charges on everything but the life boat, steal the gold, and escape down to earth, leaving you to blow up.

also, you do realize, jspOt, we still are the only 3 posting here

gdn001
09-04-2010, 10:06 PM
Ohh nooo!! There's charges everywhere in my ship! Except the life boat... So I do what looks like the best idea: I drive the ship back to earth towards you. The camera slows down to see your scared face staring at my rigged-to-blow ship. Then the ship explodes. I come out of the smoke pretty beaten up and coughing, but with the gold in my hands!

JspOt
09-04-2010, 10:11 PM
I dance and PAWNCH gdn in da FACE! I steal the gold and run, goin' all "blip blop blippity blah!"

gdn001
09-04-2010, 10:20 PM
But I'm in last stand so I take out my paintinator and shoot JspOt in the head. Then I crawl to the gold, which gives me MAGIC POWERS HALELUJAH! Then I play with them by stomping JspOt on the ground with telekynecis and then fly away!

JspOt
09-04-2010, 10:44 PM
But I have Martyrdom, and a tactical insertion! I respawn a few feet away from gdn and shoot him with a NOOB TUBE! The gold flies to my hands.

gdn001
09-04-2010, 10:48 PM
So I FIRE MAH LAZOR at JspOt and he goes like over 9000 miles away and I get the gold, then I enter my mecha, and run with it to a city.

JspOt
09-04-2010, 10:51 PM
Then I Apparate to gdn and use Stupefy on him. I take the old and leave, with Cold Blooded Pro and Ninja Pro.

gdn001
09-04-2010, 10:52 PM
But then a hacker enters the game and spawn-kills you 34 times, levaing the gold to me!

Merc
09-04-2010, 11:09 PM
then, I run into your room, and take MW2 out of your PS3, then I put in Assassins creed, and get Altair to assassinate gdn, making him return to the last syncronized position, and while he's distracted, take the gold for myself, and hide it in the assassins bureau.

gdn001
09-04-2010, 11:13 PM
Then your PS3 freezes, so I restart and put GTA EPLC. The I get a golden Buzzard (chopper with rockets) and blow you away. Wait, I already got the gold (the choppa), the I fly away!!!

Merc
09-04-2010, 11:24 PM
(since it's "The Gold" you need to have, its still in Assassin land)

I ponder my next move, considering that the gold is still in the assassins bureau, I laser gdn, go to his PS3, and put the AC save file onto a USB key, I then use my magic powers to teleport to the future, where there is a colony on Mars, I go to mars and find a house with a PS3 and AC, I find said house, load up the game, and take the gold.

gdn001
09-04-2010, 11:27 PM
I have an unfinished time machine, that only goes to the past. So I go 10 minutes ago, and delete the AC save file from my PS3, so that mercuy's save file in the future cannot exist. Then I live my life with the gold in my hands until I reach the moment to where mercuy travelled in the past, so we fight and I shoot him!

Dragonvarsity
09-05-2010, 12:43 AM
aaa..... that vacation in new zealand was- *drops lemonade* WHERES MY FRIKIN PYRAMID?!?!?!?! *runs toward where it was before* WHERES MY GOLD?!?!?! :mad: That's it! *Goes back to the planet I was gonna plot my evil expirement and starts my alien spaceship!* :arg: *Flies above gdn's house, watches gdn defeat mercuy, abducts gdn's house* :D Teh gold is mine!!!!!!!!!

Merc
09-05-2010, 01:49 AM
wtf, why did i get left out of the tractor beam, good thing i still h- MY GRAPPLING HOOK! good thing i had a free 30 day guar- oh wait... I stole it... ah well i still have my- GDN STOLE MY TIME MACHINE! ugh.... oh wait, looks like dragonvarsity is having trouble getting in to 2nd gear, I have enough time to hop into the abductor beam before it flies away.

gdn001
09-05-2010, 01:54 AM
I was in the house when It got abducted. First I see Mercuy77 entering my house and looking around. So I kick him out with this face (http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0d90gqsMo1qbylvso1_250.gif). Now to reach the spaceship... I try shooting the engines, but dragon notices and starts dropping companion cubes at me with an infinite emmiter. So I climb into the roof of my house and jump to the spaceship. I break the cabin's glass and get the gold, then jump out and watch dragon's ship fall and explode. I fall into the open sea, there's an island in front of me, so I swim towards it.

Dragonvarsity
09-05-2010, 02:36 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! MY ships falling!!!! Must....presss....ejector seat button..... *presses button and propels out of spaceship before it crashes and I fall in ocean* Oooh an island :arg: goes over to island to build my own logcabin. Before making it I notice gdn dancing with monkeys. Once he takes a nap I steal it and hide it in the islands cave. Rumours has it that the cave's guarded by ghosts :D

Merc
09-05-2010, 03:17 AM
(how can u know how to use the ejector seat button? you cant even get into 2nd gear!)

I land In the ocean as well as dagon and gdn, but I land on a seperate island that has a sniper tower, with a sniper on it, I snipe gdn on the other Island, with this face (http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx299/mercury288/Face1.png) and then go to the island, to find the cave, and the gold. I then put on my ghost busters costume, and pass by un noticed, to steal the gold.

UpintheDC
09-05-2010, 03:50 AM
I see Mercuy in the Ghostbusters costume and say, "Sweet costume, man! Can I get an autograph?" After giving me an autograph, I give you a friendly hug, pickpocketing the gold from you. And before you notice I run away, to a secret, nuclear bunker, on the island.

Dragonvarsity
09-05-2010, 04:08 AM
throws bombs on nuclear bunker and massive explosion happens. alls left from the explosion is a shelf with the bar of gold on it, unharmed. I take the gold and hide it underground :D

gdn001
09-05-2010, 03:11 PM
Lucky I got Drake's journal in my pocket, it stopped the bullet from mercuy77. Then I blow up a pipe from dragon's undergorund base and it starts to fill with water, dragon drowns and I pick the gold using a submarine (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090109141115/metalslug/images/2/28/Marine_Slug.gif). Then I go off the island in it!

kitcheninja
09-06-2010, 02:06 AM
I divide by zero, destroying the Island. Then I do a barrel roll destroying all the pure gold in existence forever. And finally, I delete system 32 thus ending EVERYTHING.

THE END

Merc
09-06-2010, 03:17 AM
I rewind time, aaaaaaaaaaal the way back to when I placed the gold in the middle of the wasteland, and perched up on the sniper hill, so that everyone will have to fight to the death over it once more.

kitcheninja
09-06-2010, 03:22 AM
I press CTRL+ALT+DELETE and Force Quit time machine WITHOUT SAVING CHANGES, reverting everything back to nothing.