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Skeggers
04-26-2010, 06:00 PM
Oki Doki. This is a thread where you have to be in possession of the "Gold". There's no real way to explain this, so I'll give an example.

User 1: Finds a mysterious block of gold on another planet, and ships it back to Earth using a giant Mecha.

User 2: Destroys the Giant Mecha using a Huge-**** baseball bat, and grabs the gold from the wreckage. I then take it to the Mushroom Kingdom, where I fortify Bowser's castel to keep it safe

And so on, and so forth.

I'll start:
While I was crusing around one day on my Laser firing Dinosaur, I encountered a large lump of metal, Upon further inspection I found that it was a block of Pure Gold. In order to keep the gold safe, I took it to an Abandoned, top secret military base, Where me and my dinosaur guarded it.

Doopz
04-26-2010, 06:06 PM
Being a professional stalker I managed to follow you up to the secret military base, and using by invisibility cloak I managed to remain unnoticed.

Since I was invisible, I just walked through the front door and took the gold, I then buried it under the ocean and made a map of the location which I hid in an unbreakable safe.

Skeggers
04-26-2010, 06:10 PM
Realising the gold was missing, I followed the tracker I'd placed down to the ocean and unburied it. I then snuck away back to my Dinosaur, where we flew to the rings of Saturn, and hid on a rock. Me and my dinosaur lay in wait, hidden where no-one could possibly find us, with laser beams hidden all around the rock, for someone to try and take the gold.

Burnvictim42
04-26-2010, 09:16 PM
I fly into space, wearing an oversized mirrored mechsuit. As the lasers bounce off me, I calmly walk over, and pick up the gold. I pick up your dinasaur, say "you're extinct," then throw him into the deepest reaches of space where he cannot possibly be rescued (what with momentum and all :P). I then take the gold back to earth, and decide to protect the gold by gluing it to the back of my pants, and sitting on it.

Skeggers
04-26-2010, 09:28 PM
After My dinosaur activates it's anti-space thrusters, it flies up, breaking the light and speed barriers, and also dividing by zero at the same time. This causes a huge black hole to open in a deep, dark part of space, Which my dinosaur protects me from. But you get sucked in, and the gold gets removed from your bottom, where I proceed to grab and clean it, before flying through the black hole into another dimension

Deviantgeek
04-26-2010, 09:32 PM
CHUCK NORRIS takes the gold from Skeggers.

/thread

Doopz
04-26-2010, 09:37 PM
I get in a time machine to before Chuck Norris took it and take it from Skeggers.

Just as the black hole is closing I ride my magical unicorn (what, you get a dinosaur) through. The unicorn and dinosaur have a battle to the death while I sneak behind everyone and steal it for myself and eat it.

Deviantgeek
04-26-2010, 09:45 PM
CHUCK NORRIS outlaws time machines, chops Doopz in half with a roundhouse kick, removes the Gold Bar from his remains, and melts the bar into a gold ps3 for myself.

/thread

Keanster96
04-26-2010, 09:45 PM
I Happen to be at the other side of the black hole before doopz, so I replace the gold with poison while Doopz is ridin' on through te super massive black hole. Btw, that means Doopz dies due to gold poisoning... Sorry! What? I don't make the rules! Anyway to protect the gold I encase it with dark matter and set the robots designed by chuck Norris to guard my stash.
I then hit Deviant geek for sniping me, and use the ps3 with the poison from Doopz' insides as a weapon.

Deviantgeek
04-26-2010, 09:48 PM
CHUCK NORRIS deletes these posts from existence.

/thread

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(This is fun)

Skeggers
04-26-2010, 09:49 PM
Chuck Norris gets Stuck in the Black hole, But me and my Dinosaur manage to get out after My Dinosaur Pwns Doopz's Unicorn. So Doopz, DG, The Unicorn And Chuck Norris Are All Stuck For Eternity While me and my dinosaur manage to fly into the Pits of Hell, where I enlist the help of Satan to guard the gold with me and my dinosaur.

Doopz
04-26-2010, 09:50 PM
(Everyone, ignore Deviantgeek, that's even more fun)

As you're hitting Deviant geek I come back to life and take the gold unnoticed.

/sniped.

Santa, Satan's evil twin brother, sits on Skeggers and brings me back to life. He gives me a kristmash pwesent which happens to be the GOLD. :p

Keanster96
04-26-2010, 09:50 PM
I won't allow that to kill the thread! .... Oh it didn't... Well I'm confused now - the gold is in two different places due to chick Norris and snipery!
Edit : well I'm not gonna post a new post so: I fly down to he'll using my athieistic beliefs that it is non existant, and distract Doopz with a raisin coloured bathtub and steel te gooold! Ye haw!

Grendrox
04-26-2010, 09:55 PM
I actually found the gold 5 months earlier and replaced it with foul gold. I hid the real gold in the one place no one would ever look...

Doopz
04-26-2010, 09:56 PM
What... under my pillow, nice try! :p

Deviantgeek
04-26-2010, 09:56 PM
(Everyone, ignore Doopz that's even more fun)
Satan, Santa's evil twin brother, sits on Doopz and gives me a deviantmash pwesent which happens to be the GOLD. :p

/thread

Keanster96
04-26-2010, 09:58 PM
I take doopz pillow and I ask that there be no more time bending!!!!
Edit: we have to ignore someone... I say that we

Doopz
04-26-2010, 09:59 PM
I take my pillow back.

Keanster96
04-26-2010, 10:02 PM
Touché.... I drug you and smash you in te face with the latest issue of "deposits - fossil fun for the budding palaeontologist!" and take the pillow and lock it in a vaccum

Grendrox
04-26-2010, 10:03 PM
Curses!!! Lucky for me, I paid off the tooth fairy to switch the gold with plastic explosives!!! Sleep tight, Doopz479. You will need to in order to hold yourself together. Know the gold is insided the dream lands of H.P. Lovecraft's novels.

CyberSora
04-26-2010, 10:06 PM
I go to Congress and get the book banned, leaving the gold to me. With that, I go to Obama and ask him to hide the gold for me!

(Let's see you break into a black man's house without looking racist! :p)

Keanster96
04-26-2010, 10:09 PM
I get an award for being totally comitted to this thread on LBPC and so am gifted the Gold by the world's coolest president.

Grendrox
04-26-2010, 10:14 PM
Looks like I have to step thing up an notch...

I magyver myself a a grappling hook out off a pop bottle, 3 paperclips and the hair of a wombat, and snatch the gold out of your hands. I then ride my manta with a jet to the moon and launch the gold into the moons core, destroying it forever.

CyberSora
04-26-2010, 10:44 PM
Do you honestly Obama would hand over the gold so easily? I tricked you, because I asked Obama to give the gold to Iraq in order to make peace with them. Sadly, they betrayed us both and took the gold to Al-Qaida instead.

VeRsioNs_Z
04-27-2010, 12:37 AM
I just walk up to Osama and grab the gold from his hands, and walk away.

Shhabbazz
04-27-2010, 12:43 AM
But, Osama was really me! and I stabbed you in the back, and grabbed the gold, and ate it! haha

Jazve
04-27-2010, 01:25 AM
While you were too busy stabbing Versionz in the back, you didn't notice that I swapped the gold for gold-colored poison.

I then dropped the Gold into Mount Doom.

Outlaw-Jack
04-27-2010, 01:39 AM
I dive down head-first into the mountain and grab the gold... just before I slam into the ground. I lose grip of the gold

The gold rolls off a ledge into a pool of lava, where it melts and blends into the lava, being lost forever.

Jazve
04-27-2010, 01:41 AM
And they all lived happily ever after.

Whalio Cappuccino
04-27-2010, 02:08 AM
The game.

You just lo...

Wait what? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OVER!?!?

CyberSora
04-27-2010, 02:25 AM
The game is never over Whaaaaale! I shall revive this so called thread! Huzzah!

*Revive.*

I climb down the mountain to sieze the gold. I realize however that the gold was clumsily lost forever by Outlaw-Jack. So, for revenge, I steal Outlaw's Double-Barrel Shotgun, and knock him out by whacking him on the head with the gun. I then climb out, go to the nearest pawn shop in town, and sell it for just enough money to buy a new bar of pure gold.

Let the games continue!

:kz:

VeRsioNs_Z
04-27-2010, 02:35 AM
I jab you in the stomach and grab the gold.

Jazve
04-27-2010, 04:05 AM
I take out my Magnum and blast you in the face.
I forgot about the gold, so it's just lying in the ground. :p

Outlaw-Jack
04-27-2010, 04:12 AM
Recovering from the recent "whack", I climbed out of the mountain and down the slope... just to see Jazve standing there above VeRsioNs_Z and acting completely oblivious to the new stash of gold laying there on the ground. So I did what I "usually" do in situations like these...

I snuck up behind Jazve, pulled out one of my Peacemakers, and blasted him in the head at point-blank. I fired off a few more rounds at him, then picked up the gold and hauled butt down the street, diving into a random trash bin. :p

Jazve
04-27-2010, 04:20 AM
Respawning from the Checkpoint, I looked around to see who shot me.
Seeing no one, I just walked in a random direction.
Suddenly, someone threw a used a dead rat out of the window.
The sight of litter in a street drives me crazy.
I picked it up and tossed it into the trash bin, which by luck, was the same one Outlaw was hiding in. :p

Burnvictim42
04-27-2010, 04:23 AM
I run by, and take the gold from Jazve's hands. Yoink! I then run to an abandoned warehouse, where I proceed to hide in my collection of Burnvictim42 shaped decoys.

Outlaw-Jack
04-27-2010, 04:26 AM
*BOOM!!*
"-Headshot-"
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Using my thermal scope, I sniped off Burnvictim from an unsuspecting trash can and grabbed the gold. I proceeded to haul butt down the street again... this time diving through an open manhole and into the sewers. The gold is secured safely under my hat.

Jazve
04-27-2010, 05:04 AM
Instead of following Outlaw, I just put the lid back on the manhole.
I ran for the nearest restroom and flushed some waterproof explosives down the toilets.
I also did that to all the nearby restrooms.
After I finished, I detonated them at the same time.

Shhabbazz
04-27-2010, 05:04 AM
but you forgot that you placed your hat on the street before you opened the manhole, I drove by, and picked it up....

Now i went to Panda express, and some ninjas stole it from me, and fed it orange chicken!!




NOOOOOOOOOOOO SNIPPPPPEEEDDDDDDDD


anyways,

since Jazve forgot to pick up the gold after he blew up the toilets, I went down there and recovered it... but im now trapped in the manhole!

Outlaw-Jack
04-27-2010, 05:21 AM
Being the resourceful outlaw I was, I snuck up from the murky waters below and swiftly pulled Shhabbazz down under, drowning him. I grab the gold and swim out through the drain... straight into the ocean. I jack a nearby jet-ski and speed away into the deep blue sea.

Keanster96
04-27-2010, 05:43 AM
After being tricked by Obama, I go out to the ocean and mill over the events of the gold... but outlaw Jack smashes into the side of mah boat, and he is killed to death 0.o
the gold then sinks to the bottom of the sea....

Skeggers
04-27-2010, 10:45 AM
Where I promptly grab it, with my Dinosaur, after we'd been sleeping for the past 2 pages. After we swim down and luckily find the gold, we run quickly to the top of the tower in God Of War III, Where we have Zeus, Posiedon, Hermes, Helios And Hades To Aid Us In Our Quest To Keep The Gold.

Jazve
04-27-2010, 12:53 PM
Since you made a video game reference, I'll do that too. :kz:
I sneak into the tower MGS4-style.
Once I reached the part where the gold is, I backstab Zeus LOTR: Conquest style. (1 hit kill)
Then I go to FFXIII mode and spam Thundaga on Poseidon and use a Phoenix Down on Hades (He's kinda undead right? :p).
With Hermes and Helios remaining, I go Kratos on them.
Lastly, I RPG you in the face RE5 style.

With everyone else in the room dead, I grab the gold and get out of the tower.

VeRsioNs_Z
04-27-2010, 01:19 PM
I call Old Snake, Give him the Rail Gun, ally him with Raging Raven, and send him off to get the gold saying 'If you fail this, the whole world loses to Liquid'. Anyways, he kills Jazve, and takes the gold back me.

Skeggers
04-27-2010, 01:39 PM
Firstly, I don't know why Raging Raven would work with Snake, but meh.

I go all Nathan Drake on Snake's A**, avoiding all the bullets, taking cover behind a wall, and then Lob a grenade at his feet, as he flies away, I call in a Dino strike to finish him off, before escaping to the Mushroom kingdom, Where I get Mario (Who happens to be using an infinite life cheat) and Bowser to help me out.

CyberSora
04-27-2010, 11:35 PM
Seeing that Skeggers forgot to take the gold from the scene of the battle, I take the gold and deposit it in The Bank of America.

VeRsioNs_Z
04-27-2010, 11:39 PM
I call Nico Bellic and tell him to rob the bank and get the gold for me.

Deviantgeek
04-27-2010, 11:40 PM
Easy, my cousin works at bank of America, and gave the gold to me. I now have the gold inside a 4chan proof safe. I win.

Shhabbazz
04-27-2010, 11:55 PM
I was hiding in the safe.... I win!

VeRsioNs_Z
04-28-2010, 12:43 AM
P e d obear drags you into his candyfilled car, and I grab the gold.

Jazve
04-28-2010, 01:12 AM
After being dead for 1 page, I sneak up on Versions and Blast his face off with my Magnum and picked up the Gold.
Now I'm riding my Rocket Cheetah with the Gold strapped to my leg on the way to Mount Doom.

Outlaw-Jack
04-28-2010, 01:23 AM
Stumbling back from my recent boat collision, I spot Jazve speeding up Mount Doom with the gold tied to his leg. Perfect. :kz:

I take out my thermal I used earlier and aimed a few feet ahead of the rocket cheetah. I fire off, and the bullet shattered the cheetah's front wheel, making it spiral out of control. It flies through the air and smashes into the side of the mountain, with Jazve being hurled off a few hundred yards. I scramble up the mountainside and take out my cavalry sword, slicing off Jazve's leg. However... the idiot super-glued the gold to himself, making it almost impossible to pry it off. As I attempted to peel the gold off his leg by using my sword as a crowbar, the leg (with the gold still attached) slips out of my hands and flies down into Mount Doom.

So... I dove after it again.

Heckboy88
04-28-2010, 01:28 AM
Your rocket cheetah explodes on my previously-set land mine and you burn to ashes in the fiery inferno (actually, I was one post late, so the mine kills Jack instead). I proceed to take the gold into my rocket ship 23,000 years ahead of human technology and blast off many times faster than the speed of light, constantly circling our galaxy. The gold is in a chamber the size of Alaska in a maze the size of Russia. The maze has litterly billions of turns. One wrong turn means instant death to anything. If you send in a robot, it will be smashed. If you send in a skeleton, it will be obliterated.

If you manage to escape the multiple spike pits, hellhounds, and clones of Gandalf the White, and pass the lasers in the entrance to the main chamber spaced 1/100 of a millimeter apart, you will be in a massive room at 17,498 degrees Farenheit. Sniping robots on every wall will instantly aim at you and fire ten times a second until you are in pieces only twice the size of an atom. Axes swing from the roof at random speeds at intervals. Heat seaking and cold seaking missiles fire everywhere. Everything in the chamber is carved from diamond and impervious to any weapons you may have brought.

Once you are withing a mile of the gold, Chuck Norris (yes, I brought him back into this) will roundhouse kick you out of the ship to your certain death. He also has a baker's dozen clones of himself to back him up. Not that Chuck can fail, of course.

Finally, you will have to face me, the ultimate ninja-spartan hybrid, with my twin blades of death. I cannot be defeated. I just can't. The gold is also surrounded in dark matter, and as we know, REAL DARK MATTER CANNOT BE MOVED.

AND FINALLY FINALLY, the gold will self destruct unless I say a 333-word-long passcode that is engraved on a random stone that only I know of at the bottom of the Arctic Sea.

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY, if the gold does manage to be moved, the ship ASPLODES and trillions of kittens with jetpacks will come for you. The kittens all have monitors on the hearts, and if you harm even one of them, a blackhole rips through the Universe and all is lost to the darkness.

Beat that.

Jazve
04-28-2010, 01:37 AM
I was in my secret Dungeon the whole time and just sent my clone to do the dirty work.
With the Gold in Heckboy's hands, there would be no chance of retrieving it.
I aimed my super-advanced nuke with tracking capabilities at Heckboy's ship and pulled the trigger.
The ship, along with everything inside it except Chuck Norris, was obliterated.
With some cash in my pocket, I bought a new bar of Gold. :p

Shhabbazz
04-28-2010, 02:45 AM
Luckily, I ate my way to the middle of the earth before it exploded, and then I falcon punched into outerspace, where I took control of a sattalite, and made it focus on the gold, so I sent a laserbeam which made your dog go crazy, distracting you while I grabbed the gold!

After that, I somersaulted into a HUGE pineapple, where I hid with the gold!

Outlaw-Jack
04-28-2010, 03:53 AM
Knocked a few feet back by a landmine, I notice a small body falling to the Earth. It slammed into the ground with a chilling "crack". Obviously it was Heckboy, so I did what was natural for me to do: I ran up to him, repeatedly stomped on him several times, then tossed his body into Mount Doom, where it was incinerated.

After that, I started proceeding down the mountain where I saw a humongous pineapple. With my recent hate of everything Spongebob (except Patrick), I carved a hole into the side of the pineapple and stuck in some sticks of TNT. I lit the fuse and hid at a distance, watching the fuse grow shorter, and shorter... and-

*BOOOOM!!!*
The pineapple was easily tossed into a fruity salad as the rather large fruit was asploded into oblivion. The now bewildered Shhabbazz soared through the air in an eruption of smoke, landing about a mile or two away. Conveniently placed at the epicenter of the blast site was the gold, escaping uscathed.

I casually picked up the gold and proceeded into the nearby wilderness, disappearing into the shadows.

VeRsioNs_Z
04-28-2010, 03:57 AM
The collector goes all DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS on yo A** By my orders.
I pick up the gold from your corpse, then throw you into the Infinity Void, where noone can ever be ressurected.

Outlaw-Jack
04-28-2010, 04:09 AM
Good thing I swapped the gold for some C4 earlier and gave it to my clone... that VeRsioNs_Z happened to stumble upon. I detonate the C4 from a nearby bush, which explodes in his hands and knocks him back into the Infinity Void. After welding Doctor Octagonapus' mouth shut with some heavy-duty titanium, I take the real gold from under my hat and sneak into a nuclear bunker, where I lock the 20-ton vault door so that no-one could enter.

Littlebigdude805
04-28-2010, 04:13 AM
A giant drill bursts threw the ground at your feet and I snatch the gold bar and pull a U-Turn to my lair at the center of the earth :D heavily gaurded by HELLMOLES mwahahahaha

Outlaw-Jack
04-28-2010, 04:32 AM
Abit bewildered by the sudden drill, I peer down the hole, which seemed to span for miles. Almost to the center of the Earth. Good...

Seeing this moment of opportunity, I took out a homemade "pocket nuke" and set the timer to 40 minutes. I dropped it down the hole, watching it beep into the limitless oblivion below.
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As littlebigdude805 sat comfortably in his little underground lair, a peculiar beeping noise echoed from above. As he got out from his lounge chair, my pocket nuke slammed through the ceiling as it winded down to 1 second.
The explosion engulfed littlebigdude's lair, hurling the gold upwards.
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As I sat outside of my bunker reclining in a fold-up chair, a column of fire erupted inside the bunker, clearing a hole through the roof. I causally stood up and stuck out my hand, with the gold landing on it. I proceed towards a nearby tank, where I drive away into the wilderness once more.

OneEyedBanshee
04-28-2010, 05:29 AM
As Outlaw is chilling and driving along in his tank with his feet up and the gold sitting next to him, a strange sound echoes across the wasteland. I gaze out the side of my custom rigged monster train that can tackle any terrain at high speed. I throw in some coal and fire the horn. Outlaw stops and thinks, was that a.. train in the middle of desert? Quickly turning and locking on to the fast moving blur in the distance he thinks he has the upper hand. I smash down the big red button that says PRESS ME and wings bolt out from either side, the train lifts off. Unable to aim straight upwards I circle around Outlaws tank before dropping bombs that blast the tank to pieces. I touch down when it all goes quiet and approach the wreckage. A skeletal hand protrudes out of the rubble holding the gleaming gold block. I tear it from the skeletons tight grip and jump back in my flying craft. I see other bounty hunters in the distance so I boot up warp drive and blast into the sunset. They won't catch me.

Skeggers
04-28-2010, 01:32 PM
The other bounty hunters lured you into my trap, I set out lines of Anonymous members who casually hack their way into your system, shutting you down and allowing me to Grab the gold. As everyone dispatches, I call my dinosaur on his new Mobile Phone and we burst off to heaven, a place where you guys will never get to go, because you stole the gold which was rightfully mine.

Keanster96
04-28-2010, 08:42 PM
... again, I use my athiestic theory to travel to heaven on the basis that to be able to not get there would require it to exist in the first place, and I take the gold after a long and pointless Kung-Fu style duel with the dinosaur, realise I left my wallet back on the bus, so I go back to Manchester via the London underground and am suddenly attacked by... Skeggers, yay!

Skeggers
04-28-2010, 08:55 PM
My dinosaur, Who wants revenge and also wants to inform you that this isn't a carry on the sentence thread. He beats you up and then returns to me, Because you never actually grabbed the gold.

Doopz
04-28-2010, 09:00 PM
My unicorn asks out your dinosaur, he says yes, so they kiss. They then fly away together all the way home to have some dinocorn babys.

Meanwhile... I push Skeggers off a cliff and steal the gold, I then put it in a room filled with poisonous gas, I have the only working gas mask.

Skeggers
04-28-2010, 09:04 PM
My dinosaur, realising his foolish ways, Slaughters your Unicorn (Which was already stuck in another dimension, by the way) and rushes to my aid, Smashing through the walls , taking Doopz out in the process, and grabbing the gold from the ground. He then marches off, where I do an MGS1 styled sneak away from the Base. I then run off to the Resistance world, where I rise in the Chimeran ranks, thanks to my dinosaur's help, and eventually lead the whole Chimeran army.

Doopz
04-28-2010, 09:10 PM
Little did you know, I had already taken over the world and used the whole population as my army. The army of 6 billion or so people charge towards your dragon climb up him and through his mouth where they steal his juicy brain. All the doctors in the population heal my unicorn using a spell (cause they're all magic). Now, it's the whole worlds population and a unicorn against one 14 year old boy.

Yeah, I win and steal the gold haha!!!

Keanster96
04-28-2010, 09:15 PM
I use the wunderwaffe from CoD 5 Nz, and every human Is deaded. I then take the gold and fly away with a jetpack.

KlawwTheClown
04-28-2010, 09:26 PM
I use the wunderwaffe from CoD 5 Nz, and every human Is deaded. I then take the gold and fly away with a jetpack.
I, being an alien, kill 15 bunnehs in a row without dying and get an EMP, thus destroying your jetpack, making you plunge into a conveniently placed pool of metal polisher, outlined with tranquilizer darts, and then I simply fish it out with a fishing rod, and ride away on an armoured llama. With laser cannons. And cup holders.

Heckboy88
04-28-2010, 09:27 PM
It's a little known fact that if you die near Chuck Norris and it wasn't Chuck Norris that killled you, you will see him in your afterlife. When I was shot down from space, Chuck fell beside me. Obviously, I died, but Chuck landed unscratched on his feet. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick my face in.

Outlaw Jack comes around and sees me corpse. Being a coward (:-P) he throws it into Mount Doom and I am incinarated. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris continues to beat the crap out of me in my afterlife. He finally loses enjoyment of it and sends me out with his blessing to get revenge.

I soar through the air, my foot in front of me, smashing Klaww's llama to oblivion. I proceed to smash him to pieces on a nearby boulder. I place the gold bar in my pocket and sit on the ground. I have no need for protection. The blessing of Chuck Norris will keep me safe from anything.

Doopz
04-28-2010, 09:28 PM
A tethered jetpack! Unluckily for you you haven't downloaded creator pack 1 yet, I on the other hand have a tetherless jetpack and steal the gold off you and continue to fly away with it.

Wow double sniped!

I put an explosive in Chuck Norris' pocket earlier. Bye, Chuck! I then run in and take the gold.

Keanster96
04-28-2010, 09:33 PM
Chuck norris can't die, but we seem to be ignoring other laws of physics in this game so...
Well since Doopz hadn't taken any protective precautions, after I get out of the pool I then eat him. And the gold I put in my coat pocket.

Heckboy88
04-28-2010, 09:37 PM
Sadly, my lepharacuan is already in your coat pocket, and he just teleported the bar of gold back to me.
(BTW, no one ever took it from me... someone killed Chuck Norris, but I wasn't supposed to BE him...)

Littlebigdude805
04-28-2010, 09:46 PM
I emerge from my nuked lair as a horridly fused beast, no longer just a cute monkey, now fused and mutated by a pocket nuke i am now a gigantic red beast part monkey part Hell-mole i pancake you easily with one digging claw, i grab the gold and make a deal with the devil and sell my restraint to fuse the gold with my skin making me ever powerful and ever so merciless :kz: now residing deep in my old lair, he who wishes to obtain the the gold must fight mutant HELL-MOLES and treacherous radiaded lava chasms and then find a way to seperate me from the gold :kz:

iz mah gold!! :grr:

VeRsioNs_Z
04-28-2010, 11:18 PM
FLAMETHROWER TIEM! MUAHAHAHAHAH- *Gets slaughtered by HellMoles. Then eaten by a giant mutated beast also known as... The mutated LittleBigDude!*

OneEyedBanshee
04-29-2010, 12:21 AM
I see the challenge is not going to be easy so I construct an armored suit. It's capable of blocking out all radiation and I install a hoop on the back so I can attach a train tram to my back, I customize the tram so it becomes a gold extraction facility and begin to fly down into the mutants lair. Hell moles fly from all angles but I boot up my laser sword and dice them all to pieces. Columns of lava fly out of cracks but I fly swiftly through them dodging incineration. Finally I land in the beasts resting place, I smash the tram down and call it out. The beast screams out and dives towards me. I do a twisting double back flip and shoot a few lasers off. I blind the beast by focusing beams on its eyes. It swings it's arms around but I quickly slice them off. I wheel a kart from behind it and it falls into it sitting helpless struggling to escape. I wheel it straight into the gold extraction facility, first it's gets crushed to death and broken down into smaller chunks. These pieces are then incinerated and melted down, the gold flows into a special container. I harden the gold into a solid block once more and stick the remains of the hell mole mutant into a plastic tesco bag. I dump it into a lava pit where it belongs. I boost out of the lair after wiring it with tonnes of explosives with gold block in hand. Then when I reach the outside I watch it blow, this hell hole won't be getting used as a hideout again. I fly back to my secret facility and start working on even more powerful weapons to fend of these ruthless pillagers, this gold is ALL MINE!

Skeggers
04-29-2010, 03:53 PM
(Btw, I don't think Doopz understood the whole Chimera thing. The Chimera converted the world's population of people into Chimera, so therefore your army is made up of a small group of angry survivors. Which is a big glitch here, but nevermind, carry on as usual :B)

Doopz
04-29-2010, 03:57 PM
(Btw, I don't think Doopz understood the whole Chimera thing. The Chimera converted the world's population of people into Chimera, so therefore your army is made up of a group of survivors. Which is a big glitch here, but nevermind, carry on as usual :B)

Oh, in that case, my army was made up of the population of Earth from a parallel universe where they weren't Chimera. :p

Skeggers
04-29-2010, 04:03 PM
Fair enough.
Before You Can Finish your research, I drive one of the remaining Chimeran ships towards your base, Blasting it to pieces, I then step out, Shoot anyone inside and take the gold from it's position. I take the ship back to The Fallout 3 world and hide in Rockopolis.

Shhabbazz
04-30-2010, 01:25 AM
I run into you, and you drop the gold, We both try to shoot each other but we are both out of bullets, So we decide to play rock paper scissors for the gold...

and I chose Rock, You chose..... Paper......


...


...


...


So then I bite your hand and steal the Gold....


I run into a taxi, and tell him to drive me into the Pacific ocean....


thats a LONNNGGGG drive

Heckboy88
04-30-2010, 02:07 AM
Shabaz does't realize that I AM his taxi driver... with a fake moustache! I tear off my moustache and eject out of the car. The supermagnet in my hands activates and the gold soars through the roof into my hands, while Shabaz crashes into a ferris wheel and ASPLODES.

I fly quicky to Mount Doom, realizing that this gold is too powerful for us. I stand on the fiery pathway, the gold in my outstretched hand. Writing begins to glow on the bar, in tounges long forgotten. I release my grip on the evil treasure, and watch it tumble down the pit and sink into the lava. The entire volcano begins to come down. I run out the exit and race down the cliffs as massive fireballs rain from the sky. Jumping onto my trusty steed, I ride out into the sunset.

Outlaw-Jack
04-30-2010, 02:31 AM
Spotting Heckboy, an "Easterner", ruining a perfectly good sunset, I take out my Winchester and snipe him off his horse. After stomping on him for about a half-hour, I give a sharp whistle, making my undead steed (almost as dead as I was) rise out of the ground. I mount, take out my Peacemakers, and fire off into the sky as my steed rears up, perfecting the look of the "sunset scene".
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Shortly after riding away from Heckboy, I arrive at a decript, old mine. I dismount, peel off the nailed boards, and walk inside. Little does anyone know about the dangers that lie in that very mine...

Skeggers
04-30-2010, 09:39 PM
Walks to Heckboy's body casually and picks up the gold, noticing that Outlaw Didn't do it, leaving him to perish in the mines. I then grab my Fighter Jet which I parked not far from here, and fly off to Zanzibar. And I don't even know where that is.

Keanster96
05-01-2010, 05:17 PM
After the sudden materialisation of the gold from the core of mount doom ( nice one Skeggers!) I fly to Zanzibar using my giant transforming leopard head, which was currently in the form of a giant duck. I soon find Skeggers and use the leopard head to seduce him and then I take the gold while he is infactuated.

Outlaw-Jack
05-01-2010, 07:33 PM
I casually walk up to a vaulted door and lock it securely behind me. Inside the room, my private collection of looted treasures that I've stolen from the past are piled in mounds of gold and silver.
I walk over to a throne I've collected and sit down, admiring my collection of stolen goods.
(Any takers?)

Keanster96
05-01-2010, 08:08 PM
After aquiring the gold in the most ridiculous manner possible, I activate the explosives I planted on outlaw Jack when he died by my boat, and follow the mushroom cloud. I then step on my leapord head and fly to the enormous crater and collect the various treasures and put them in my leapord head. I then jump backward in time years back, just around the time the Earth is being formed, and step inside the leopard head and encase myself within our planet with the gold and outlaw jack's treasures.

Outlaw-Jack
05-01-2010, 08:29 PM
Good thing I jacked an atomic bomb as part of my treasures!!! :kz:

I detonate the bomb, thus engulfing Keanster96's hidden stash and the Earth's core itself. The core collapses, and the Earth crumbles to pieces, reducing to nothing but floating debris.

Now... with just me floating in space, I take off my hat and retrieve the precious slivers of gold left inside.

Kern
05-01-2010, 08:53 PM
Using a Hypersonic Spitfire Kernel Swoops past Jack and Swipes his hat with the precious metal inside, he then flys to the outer ring of saturn where he settles down digging a hole to bury his gold!

JspOt
05-01-2010, 08:56 PM
from his pod JspOt launches an attack on Kernel and steals the gold. Then he arms his pod with emmiters that all shoot MGS missile objects for protection!

Kern
05-01-2010, 08:59 PM
activating the infinite probability drive in his camp by sheer luck the gold appears in his ship, hitting the big button again he teleports away, gripping the gold tightly

kernel looked at his hand and found it was made of gold (:O)

((and thats how i win the game :p))

piggabling
05-01-2010, 09:29 PM
Ooh, but I cut off the hand and runaway with the gold!!! Into the deep caves of Tennessee! You'll never find me!

JspOt
05-01-2010, 09:33 PM
I bring Tennessee into Create Mode where I delete all the cave walls. I use the popit to select the hand, copy it a thousand times, then once again use the popit to move a Dark Matter Block Which immediately crushes you. I run off and take over Mount Peanut (yes, Rock, I dare...) and then hide inside Peanut Mines!

piggabling
05-01-2010, 09:37 PM
No problem! Dark matter can't crush me; it floats! ;]

So I eat all the peanuts, and you (since I couldn't see you), and watch my "droppings" for the next three days. While searching through the droppings, on the third day, I spot a lifeless pile of JspOt.... Holding a gold hand! Snatching the hand, I eat it and hope for the best as I run off toward.... CALIFORNIA!

JspOt
05-01-2010, 09:47 PM
(note- piggabling, I was using a create mode popit cursor on the DM.)
I wake up, alive. After taking a shower, I sat on the sidewalk, completely depressed that you thwarted me in my effort to donate the gold to charity. I walk away and give up all hope.
Then Rock realizes that you ate his peanuts, and then immediately knocks you out. I find your unconscious body along the street (did I mention that Where I am currently living is in California? ;)) and retrieve the hand. Remembering that you forgot about the other 999 hands, I rush back to Mount Peanut and get them. After that, I run to the charity to donate the gold.

piggabling
05-01-2010, 10:01 PM
Rob the charity, I hate myself for it though. Run away on my trusty steeed to the west..

flamingemu
05-01-2010, 10:55 PM
gets outlaw-jack to beat you in a draw and run away with it while his back is turn dressed as a tumbleweed

JspOt
05-02-2010, 02:05 AM
You forgot to get the gold. Ha-ha.
I donate half of the gold to charity and the other half to the site. CC now has it.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-02-2010, 02:34 AM
Oh noes! We cant grab the gold without getting banned! CC WINS!

JspOt
05-02-2010, 04:57 AM
The charity still has 500 gold hands!
Who's evil enough to steal from a charity?

Shhabbazz
05-02-2010, 05:02 AM
i tell CC that if i get the gold i will use it to make him a gold throne.... then I run away!

And charity wanted a throne too, unfortunately...

Outlaw-Jack
05-02-2010, 05:05 AM
I run into the charity and kill the kind and giving pacifists. :p

I then make my way out... only to see Shhabbazz running down the street with another stash of gold. I quickly snipe him off with my Winchester and snatch the gold from his dead hands. I then proceed to dive into the container of a random cargo ship, being placed along with several other containers (all looking alike).

JspOt
05-02-2010, 05:10 AM
I, uh, borrow BurnVictim's mech suit and hunt you down with heat-seeking missiles. CC is also angry because he mistook you for Shabbazz and calls upon the wrath of the site founder and first admin, lbp, who bans you from all electronics...
FOREVER!
Then I take the gold and enter the crowd of a very highly military-protected and highly populated area.

Outlaw-Jack
05-02-2010, 05:19 AM
Hah! Rules don't effect me... I'm an outlaw. :kz:

So I simply take out my patented "pocket nuke" and throw it at the unsuspecting crowd. Sure, it ended the life of millions, but I don't care... I've already blown up the Earth twice on this site!! :p

When the smoke clears, I causally walk over and pry the gold from the impact crater. I then proceed to rig some C4 onto the gold and attach a "kill-switch" to it, setting it on the ground for any unsuspecting passer-by.

Keanster96
05-02-2010, 09:58 AM
I set up my leapord head bomb disarming gear, after it saved me from the ravages of outlaw jacks nukes by teleporting forwards in time to a different dimention where everyone else seems to be... What with the lack of earth and chimera populations *coughs*... anyways I disarm the bomb coz I saw Jack planting it, and then I take the gold by using my leopard head to scare O.J, and fly away te my moon with the collected gold, and then I use the compression glitch to push it all back together, then I shrink it with emmiters till it is the size of the original gold. I then use my leopard head to fly to mars where I set up 1000000000000 armed acid bombs ready to detonate on any trespassers.

JspOt
05-02-2010, 04:41 PM
Little did you know I was already on Mars, armed with rz22g's Mighty Mite Tank. I miraculously grab the gold before it explodes, disable 100000000 acid bombs in 5 seconds with the popit, and fly back to CC's Profile Page.

piggabling
05-02-2010, 06:42 PM
CC can't protect you from the enraged pig! In 3 quick Seconds, my pig had Karate chopped everything, grabbed the gold, and returned it to its master, piggabling! :)

Kern
05-02-2010, 07:25 PM
*punches piggabling in face*

*grabs the gold*

*runs off*

((simplicity itself))

Skeggers
05-02-2010, 08:46 PM
Runs in an epic fashion towards you before hurtling myself onto your shoulders and bringing you down to the ground, making you land on your keys (Which hurts a bunch). I snatch the gold from your pockets and continue on towards my Brand new castle in the sky. I shower the Earth with spieks, erasing all forms of life, before making my castle float away to an unknown dimension that only I have access to.

Kern
05-02-2010, 08:53 PM
I pop your castle and as you speed off towards the sun in a funny fashion i grab my gold hand back off you and clip it on with supah glue, and then nuke the earth so all the replacement hands are destroyed!

piggabling
05-02-2010, 09:05 PM
But I was visiting the moon (anything can happen when pigs fly). >__>

When I returned, I see nothing. Kernel forgot to get himself off the Earth (nice one!)..

I travel back in time using a gamma ribbon loop and steal Kernel's hand the moment before he nuked himself! Haha!

Then I fly, fly away!

Keanster96
05-02-2010, 09:10 PM
I shoot your pig with my leopard head. It dies. I take the gold from it's cold, dead snout, and proceed to NOM UR FAAAAACE with the leopard head, and then I bring the pig back to life cause I'm nice like that. :D

Skeggers
05-02-2010, 09:24 PM
During all of this lunacy, I pick up the gold which Keanster didn't pick up and waddle off to the arctic, where I miraculously manage to survive.

Kern
05-02-2010, 09:30 PM
I fart releasing so much co2 into the air that the artic melts! I then hover over on my stolen board and pick it up, i take the gold hand and throw it into the sun.. Whilst secretly keeping the real one in my pocket thus winning the game

JspOt
05-02-2010, 11:19 PM
I was still in create mode all this time, watching from the sidelines.
Did I mention I captured the golden hand as an object? ;)

VeRsioNs_Z
05-03-2010, 12:28 AM
*Steals your popit*
*Runs off*
*Makes 99999999999999999 gold hands*

MOAR SEMPLECITEY IZ NEDED!

JspOt
05-03-2010, 01:28 AM
Me and my popit had a back up plan if this happened.
I delete my whole data, then go to my imported save... which has everything I have- but the popit is different, it's a black popit!
Using it's awesome powers, the black popit steals my popit back (and the gold)!
This time I join CC's army, and I have an alliance with the other admin, lbp!

Shhabbazz
05-03-2010, 01:37 AM
too bad i time traveled back to before the first post an grabbed it....

HAHA now you are just sitting there with nothing, and No one knows where I am, except for the mystical midget!

JspOt
05-03-2010, 01:58 AM
I'm friends with mystical midget.
Time to get serious. I call upon Giritina origin form and steal the gold back.
Giritina, uh, accidentally crushes you in the process...

Outlaw-Jack
05-03-2010, 03:27 AM
Seeing the colorful fyling snake thing above, I hack into nearby Air Force radio waves and call in a strike team.

A wave of jet fighters (about 20-30) comes roaring in, drowning out the monster's wails and disorienting it. A volley of Sidewinders and Phoenix missiles bombard the creature, killing it and sending it spiraling towards the Earth. It slams into the ground and skids to a halt, about 20 meters away from where I was standing. I walk over and stare down at the bruised and wounded JspOt, crying over his loss and gripping the dragon tight. Smiling ever malevolently, I take out my Cavalry sword and stab him in the neck, ending his life. After his body slumped to the ground, I searched his body and found the gold tucked under his shirt. I take the gold and place it back under my hat (where it belongs). I then walk into a nearby bunker, waiting for someone to take it...

JspOt
05-03-2010, 03:58 AM
That gold was fools gold, and the things you saw were a diversion, I'm really hiding in the help temple!

Kern
05-03-2010, 02:54 PM
I wait till rock is playing the help temple then ask him to do a rpg, he explodes with excitement destroying you and making the game to a new height of awesomeness, I sneak in through quick play steal the hand and teleport back to my pod with auto join turned off
(PS- the pods in space, remember space)

CyberSora
05-03-2010, 11:15 PM
I go online, and I take said gold from Kernel using my metal detector and baseball bat (sorry Kernel, but you're outta here! :p) I fly to Kentucky and hide in a nearby hotel.

JspOt
05-03-2010, 11:38 PM
No prob. I'm one of the workers, I RPG the room you live in and run away to an unknown destination...

piggabling
05-03-2010, 11:46 PM
Use a heartbeat sensor, find you, shoot you, take gold, run like Forrest Gump to whoknowwhere!! :p
I loove you Jen-nay!

Outlaw-Jack
05-04-2010, 01:19 AM
Spotting another guy with the gold (flailing his arms like some sort of moron), I take out my Winchester and snipe him off, making him lose his grasp of the hand. I walk towards his body and grab the hand, breaking off the thumb. I then hurl the four-fingered hand into the nearby highway, where it nails a biker and causes a chain-reaction of wrecked cars and fiery crashes. The gold gets pulverized by a sliding semi as it hopped across the ground. I then stash the finger into my gun holdster and run into the forest, hiding in a random tree.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-04-2010, 01:22 AM
No problem! I find P e d o bear and tell him to take you to his house and keep you 'Hostage' while I was a tree in disguise, and i stole the gold form your pocket. and every weapon you have.

Outlaw-Jack
05-04-2010, 01:27 AM
After ripping off the head of P e d o bear (with some help from Domo), I stumble out of the secluded cabin only to find VeRsioNs_Z trying to run away with my 20kg+ equipment. I run up at him and boot him in the back of the head, making him fall on his face. I then quickly snatch my sword and swing it at his neck, decapitating him. I then grab my gear, take the thumb out of the holdster, observe it, and quickly hide it once more. I continue through the forest where I stumble upon a junkyard. I then take the opportunity to pollute the area in IEDs and trip-wires and then dive for cover in a large mountain of smashed cars.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-04-2010, 01:33 AM
I get up without a head, wander around for 5 minutes until I find it, then jump atop the trees like a NINJA miraculously avoiding the tripwires, Then I use teh Just Cause 2 grappling hook and use it on my head, which I send down and grab the gold with my mouth, and run to Mount doom. To toss the gold to the volcano gods. and stuff.

Outlaw-Jack
05-04-2010, 01:38 AM
"OH NO YOU DON'T!!"
Consumed with rage, I take out my lasso and round up VeRzioNs, yanking him back and making him drop the finger (and his head, for that matter). I then whip the rope around a large oak tree and pull it tight, stringing up the squirming, headless body. I then run over and repeatedly stomped on his head before taking the finger. Back in my possesion again, I open my mouth and swallow it whole, assuring that if anyone were to try and take my gold... they'll have to go through ME first... :kz:

VeRsioNs_Z
05-04-2010, 01:46 AM
I give up all hope, just letting the angry volcano gods snipe at Outlaw Jack. Ine especially hot rock pins him under, both roasting him and trapping him, while making him vomit a flaming hot golden finger that would burn me free, and miraculously give me back my head. Then I toss it into the gold to the gods and sate there fury.

Outlaw-Jack
05-04-2010, 01:49 AM
Now enraged, I muster up my strength and fling the rock off of me. I then grab VeRsioNs_Z and toss him into the volcano (for the gods... :rolleyes:).

Satisfied, I take the gold I've hidden in my hat from earlier and use it to buy myself a chili dog. :p

OneEyedBanshee
05-04-2010, 02:00 AM
I drive up in an ice cream van and smash into the chili dog vendor causing chili dogs to erupt all over the place!(see what I did thar?! :p) In the process I trap outlaw under the crushed and warped chili dog stand. The gold lays a few feet across the ground, I pick it up and laugh. I then begin pummeling outlaws face with the gold brick until no teeth remain. I take his hat and set it on fire placing it back on his head. I take the gold again and run into my ice cream van. I blare the music and drive off at high speed before doing a U turn and driving back towards outlaw. I run over his body a few times just to be sure he can't follow then I speed off to the sunset. Also the volcano erupts and smothers outlaw even more. Bahaha!

Jazve
05-04-2010, 09:51 AM
After being away for a reeeeeaaaaallly long time, I suddenly pop out of one of the containers in Banshee's ice cream van.
After I emptied my Magnum on his face and grabbed the gold, I drove the van to a road filled with identical ice cream vans.
Nyahaha! :kz:

JspOt
05-04-2010, 11:12 PM
The road you are in falls in a fissure.
While you all talk about one hand, I'm running off with the other 999! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Outlaw-Jack
05-05-2010, 04:21 AM
((You guys are trying soo hard to kill me... :rolleyes:))

With the chili dog stand acting as some sort of barrier, the lava flows over and solidifies; but I'm alright... just incased under dried lava.

After patting off the flames on my hat (there were only minor scorch marks; not that it already had some...), I take out my sword and start striking at the hardened lava above me. Breaking off chunks of it little by little, I finally break out of the shell and climb my way out. But as I stumble onto solid ground, I stop myself a few feet from what appeared to be what was left of the rest of the road. Somehow the road caved-in and collapsed, making a 100 ft. deep void. I notice JspOt, far out in the distance, pathetically trying to run with, say, 1,000 gold hands. With the pile weighing more than a ton, the idiot thought it would be faster to bag it up and drag it all at once. Again, not smart.

I take out my revolver and nail him from a distance, making him drop to the floor in a slump. I walk over, grab one hand, and tuck it away in my coat. Satisfied, I tap the ground surrounding the golden pile of hands, causing the asphalt to give way and crumble under the pressure. The pile falls into oblivion (along with JspOt), never to be seen again. Screams and the sounds of crunching bones could be heard below. As I walk away, I see Banshee laying there on the ground, groaning to himself. I take the opportunity to smack him in the back of the head with the butt of my Winchester and stomp on him repeatedly. I then intersect air waves, call in a rescue helicoptor, and ride away safely in the hands of the United States Marine Corp. They take me down to the White House so I can negotiate resoultions to this sudden "gold crisis".

OneEyedBanshee
05-05-2010, 05:41 PM
Oh nono, nonono! I peel my face off the ground and pull my nose back out of my compacted face. I rub the back of my head and then look around. I notice this glowing device thing, it seems to have come from the earths core in all the eruptions. It's odd looking that's for sure, I see a big button and decide I might as well push it. Instantly a wormhole opens up and alien craft start pouring into the atmosphere. They all jet towards me and send beams my way. Hundreds of the ufos try to beam me up causing me to split into hundreds of segments. I become one with the ufos and suddenly a horde of these vehicles is heading for the white house. I control each and every one! I ponder the capabilities and press a little button, in an instant I vaporize Calafornia, oops :p I continue to the white house and the crafts hover above like a dark cloud. Military start shooting from tanks and jet fighters come flying. I destroy each and every one. I blow out the columns at the front of the white house, break every window and send noise so loud it cracks the building. I start beaming up chunks of the property and spitting it off to the side. I peel it all the way back until it's just a table and chairs. Outlaw and the President. I fire a single sniper shot and take out the President, Outlaw seems in shock in that second I beam up the gold and laugh. He fires the Winchester taking chips of the ufos. I have time though and fly away, I crash the ufos into the desert forming a great mass of metal, a temple. I beam myself back into one and beam the gold next to me. I pick it up and set up dial a worm holes all around the premises hooked up to sensor witches with huge ranges. Then I delve deep into the depths of the Earth and dig tunnels in all directions. Then I flee the scene with gold in hand, which tunnel did I take?

Kern
05-05-2010, 08:05 PM
In Space barely surviving i gather my strength and wait... wait for a passing star to whisk me up in its gravity

GREAT SUCCESS!

I get span round so fast i bypass the speed of light causing time to go backwards using my incredibly handy telescope i wait for the precise moment before OneEyedBanshee grabs the gold, i unbuckle my gravity belt and the precise moment causing me to be skyrocketed towards earth, Smashing into One EyedBanshees Body and causing a massive ripple which destroys not only all the wormhole generators but the earth itself, I grab the gold from the smoldering body and boot up my own Wormhole Generator and am soon whisked away to Pandora...

JspOt
05-05-2010, 11:38 PM
I have friends on Pandora who destroy you and give me back the gold.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-06-2010, 12:47 AM
The Na'vi DESTROY YOU like they did the Sergeant.

JspOt
05-06-2010, 12:54 AM
Same to you.
I walk away with the gold.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-06-2010, 01:16 AM
I punch you and run away with the gold.

standby250
05-06-2010, 01:35 AM
Luckily, while your fighting, I dig a booby trap in the floor in front of where you are going to run. You then run into the hole in the ground, where I use a gold magnet to attract the gold to me, leaving you in the ditch and me with the gold. I then hurry on home, and melt it into ink, before writing many books with the gold ink so nobody will ever find it. Unfortunatly, I don't think this through, and realise then I can't enjoy the gold, so I burn the books leaving me with the gold, and go to the bank. On the way to the bank (with the gold) I stop off at McDonalds...

JspOt
05-06-2010, 01:41 AM
I steal the gold while hanging from the huge M. I once again run.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 12:02 AM
I ask for the gold politely, and you give it to me.

Outlaw-Jack
05-08-2010, 12:46 AM
I also ask for the gold politely and you don't give it to me. So I shoot you in the face and take it myself.

I then run for the hills... laying out several land mines as I make a mad dash out of the area.

standby250
05-08-2010, 12:51 AM
You then realise that you left your copy of LBP behind, so you run back, blowing yourself up, whilst the gold flies through the air, and onto my lap.

Outlaw-Jack
05-08-2010, 01:29 AM
The shockwave of the blast raced towards you and knocked you unconcious, making you drop the gold. Luckily, I'm already use to these kind of situations so I get back up and grab the gold. I then duct-tape it to a deadman's switch, attached to some C4.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 01:55 AM
*Punches*
*Runs away with gold*

Outlaw-Jack
05-08-2010, 02:22 AM
*Snipes*
*BOOM! Headshot.*
*Grabs gold and runs*

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 02:25 AM
*Gets up*
*Punches*
*Gets fist jammed in your gut*
*Gets maggots on fist*
*Yells out ew*
*Rips out your heart*
*grabs gold and runs*

Outlaw-Jack
05-08-2010, 03:13 AM
*Gets back up and takes out Winchester*
*Pops VeRsioNs_Z like a melon*
*Runs over to body*
*Slices VeRsioNs to tiny, little pieces*
*Takes heart*
*Places heart back into chest*
*Grabs gold*
*Tucks gold under hat*
*Walks away*

((I'm a zombie cowboy. Like taking away my heart would really do anything... -_-))

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 03:36 AM
*fallows you in tiny peices*
*They all sneeck into jur bodeh and taek yew over*
*I make you walk shakily to the Volcano and toss the gold in*
*I then destroy you from the inside out, first turning your insides, then your skins, to mush, then burning it, then burying it, then nuking it, the flinging it into outer space, then making a meteorite hit it. Overkill.*

JspOt
05-08-2010, 03:42 AM
I kick you, steal the gold, and walk away from this thread to play some lbp.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 03:47 AM
Sorta tossed it into a volcano.... So whered your gold come from?

JspOt
05-08-2010, 04:48 AM
I have an Entei.

rseah
05-08-2010, 06:46 AM
..steals gold then throws a pokeball and catches jspot..

..throws pokeball down into the bottom of the sea and whistles with my bag of gold and walk away..

JspOt
05-08-2010, 07:05 AM
You walk into tall grass. A wild JspOt appeared!
rseah used pound!
JspOt used theif!
JspOt stole the gold!
The wild JspOt fled!

Weretigr
05-08-2010, 09:39 AM
*inserts cheat system*
*ALL pokemon level 1*
*a wild jspot appeared!*
*one hit KO with tackle*
*JspOt dropped something*
*Obtained Gold*
*jumps into lbp, and relaxes on the other side of the bunker wheel*

JspOt
05-08-2010, 02:20 PM
I pay the collector to capture you and give meh the gold.

robotiod
05-08-2010, 02:34 PM
I realised that you had the gold but I could do nothing about it (Why erm well you know because I aint no thief)

So I hatched a plan and logged onto www.buildyourowntardis.com and got the blue prints to make my own tardis. Its real easy just a block of wood and the heart of pure power. Unfortunately the heart couldn't be found on this planet, so I drank a potion that Mario gave me that made me eternal, I then waited for 700 years, until you were all dead and stole the heart from the "Mars museum of spacey swiggljinks".

Then I finished building my tardis, since the tardis is a time machine I came back in time and pinched the gold off you then I used my tardis to travel to the planet Clemmquad, 955 trillion light years away from Earth.

JspOt
05-08-2010, 02:42 PM
I was hiding in da tardis, stealin yer gold...
then the tardis falls back to Earth and lands safely.

Kern
05-08-2010, 06:15 PM
I take the gold and lock this thread.

Lock?

:p

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 06:18 PM
I grab yuor key and unlock it. then I grab the gold.

JspOt
05-08-2010, 08:15 PM
You didn't run cause I had my freeze ray. After shooting you and Kernel, I use my Giritina to go deep into the Whirl Islands, where I capture Lugia.
Who wants a double battle now?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 08:29 PM
I throw out Articuno and Moltres (I think that was it :\) And an epic battle ensues, anding with my pokemanz prevailing, just to find out you left the gold next to a frozen KernelM. So I fly over and grab it.

JspOt
05-08-2010, 08:36 PM
I come for revenge...
The foe's Moltres used Flamethrower!
The foe's Articuno used Ice Beam!
Giritina used Shadow Ball!
Lugia used Hydro Cannon!
The foe's Moltres fainted!
Seeing as I had yet to beat Articuno, I decided to cheat a bit.
JspOt used Firaga!
The foe's Articuno fainted!
I run and hide the gold somewhere, with several different decoys elsewhere...

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 08:40 PM
I call out Kyogre, Groudon, Whatever the name of that electric legendary is, Manphy, and Dialga and Palkia. Then I put thermal googles on all of them and they all attack. (You make the battle, Jspot. Aslong as I get the gold in the end.)

JspOt
05-08-2010, 08:46 PM
I bring Arceus, Celebi, Jirachi, Phione, Rayquaza, Ho Oh, Mew, Mewtwo, Entei, Suicune, Raikou, Mewtwo, Latias, Latios, and Deoxys.
A raging battle ensues.
Only Kyogre and Arceus remain.
Arceus used Judgement!
The foes Kyogre fainted!

Shrugging, I just give the gold to you.
After flying on Arceus to the farthest Pokemon Center, you don't realize I plugged C4 into the gold...
(You said as long as you get the gold in the end, right? :p)

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 08:48 PM
I turn the gold over and notice the C4, Defuse it, and then send a newly capture Pidgy to give it back to you, as a gift for fair play. Without the C4.

JspOt
05-08-2010, 08:53 PM
I walk away to try once again to donate to the site and charity. (not without keeping some for me and Versions!)

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 08:59 PM
Noone stops you, and the half you saved for us is described as ancient cursed gold that is worth 50 billion dollars, so I cut it in half. Now we both have 25 billion dollars. But suddenly, the gold starts glowing, and a wind-whispered saying enters the room. 'Beware the cuuuuurse...'

JspOt
05-08-2010, 09:16 PM
Deformed clones of all the LBPC members pop out, and a war rages on over the gold...

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 09:20 PM
After we kill them all, We are left with 4 people left on there side, while we managed to get CC and Aya to join us.
Those 4 are, The deformed copies of me, you, Aya, and CC. They are more powerful than us, but we must defeat them. we must...!

JspOt
05-08-2010, 10:39 PM
CC, Aya, and Versions are teleported to another dimension and I'm on the floor, holding the gold for dear life. I cannot act any other way- someone will have to post to save the gold...

rseah
05-08-2010, 10:50 PM
...I kick Jspot and Versions_Z into the 18th and 1/2 dimension where they are met by a large hoard of flesh eating creatures...
Grabbing the Gold I leave to the 100th and 3/4 dimension where i sit down on a floating piece of cheese and wait....

JspOt
05-08-2010, 10:52 PM
Angry you left the site to zombies, we escape and corner you.
We take the gold. Everyone on this site (except rseah) gets a piece!

Keanster96
05-08-2010, 11:03 PM
... Of C4! After my several page break I secretly swap the gold for C4, and I detonate it remotely, walking away with the gold in hand. Everyone in the whole of LBPC is killed to death (again)

JspOt
05-08-2010, 11:10 PM
I ran from my homepage, throwing the C4 at you before it explodes. You go boom, but so does the gold.
I enter create mode and simply make more golden hand objects.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 11:33 PM
Were I corner edit them into giant blocks of gold.

Skeggers
05-09-2010, 04:21 PM
Which I then Save to my objects, delete and run off. I jump out of the Screen and am in my house. I hide in a schuper secret location, And keep the gold in my hands.

JspOt
05-09-2010, 04:39 PM
I use my root beer bazooka on you to make sure the giant blocks of gold are the only ones.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-10-2010, 04:27 AM
Where I pop out 2 (I saved em 2, and I was in the middle of sending them to JspOt when skeggers took them) And give one to JspOt, one to me.

Kern
05-10-2010, 06:51 AM
I grab the gold out of everyones hands summon an enlargement spell and place it on the gold I then cut the gold up into thousands of equal pieces and give one out to eAch player, I then pick up my piece of gold and walk away having won the thread.

Outlaw-Jack
05-10-2010, 02:05 PM
Being the greedy outlaw I am, I take out my Winchester and snipe KernelM at a distance. I then take his piece of gold and start aiming at the others, intent on having ALL THE GOLD to myself. :kz:

The game continues!

VeRsioNs_Z
05-10-2010, 02:15 PM
I grab your gun and Nom Nom Nom it. What? Snake gets to sneak around in cardboard boxes!
Anyways, I then proceed to NOM YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAH and revive kernel and give him his gold cuz im nice like dat :D

Kern
05-10-2010, 08:04 PM
I take my gold of Versions_z and stamp on Outlaw Jacks knee breaking his leg, i then shoot him in the face and take his gold

Weretigr
05-11-2010, 03:48 PM
As kernelm tuns around from shooting OutlawJack I kick him into the pit of death, shouting "THIS IS LBP!" and using the new grappling hook power up, I grab the gold and jump into an all powerful maximum size sackbot with NO creature brain! =D

Skeggers
05-11-2010, 07:23 PM
Realising that everyone is too distracted by the LBP2 thread to notice my prescence, I sneak up behind DayneOram and silently dismantle the Sackbot. I then grab the gold from DO because he didn't notice that I destroyed the Sackbot. I then head over to LBP1, which is now getting neglected, so no-one will notice me.

piggabling
05-11-2010, 07:56 PM
But one lone creator still looms in the world of LBP1! That is me, piggabling! Sensing a little Skeggers near, piggabling creates a shark survival (which any Skeggers cannot resist) and the shark eats Skeggers! Because he's so suprised, Skeggers drops the gold right into my waiting hands, or paws, or whatever they are! I then run to.. ummm... Canada!

Jovuto
05-11-2010, 08:03 PM
http://crossfitasia.com/ChuckNorris.jpg

Gold is mine!!!! Mwhahahaha

Outlaw-Jack
05-11-2010, 11:55 PM
Oh yeah?!...
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/bruce-lee-demotivational-poster-1224128632.jpg

The gold is mine.

Skeggers
05-13-2010, 07:50 PM
Using Bruce Lee's Only Weakness (Guns.) I shoot him off from a distance so as to avoid being counter attacked. I then proceed to run in with a light machine gun and kill everyone in sight. This includes Outlaw and Joruto. I grab the gold from a pile of dead bodies and run off to the Metroid World, where I assemble a small group of Rebel fighters, metroids and Samus to help me defend the gold. Oh, and Space Pirates

OneEyedBanshee
05-14-2010, 12:54 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/Almwitch05/warelephant.jpg

The elephant dashes towards Samus, her suit is no match for the crushing weight of a bull elephant carrying gatling guns. The elephant runs faster than her in her clunky suit and trips her up. Her head rests under it's foot before being crushed and exploding everywhere. The greedy metroids pick up on the scent, they cannot right the urge to feed. Samus' fragmented brain just smells too darn good. They pool in the around Samus' carcass making them easy targets, the gatling guns boot up and shred the metroids to pieces. The space pirates then come swooping in and the elephant just smirks, it runs for the craft piercing it with it's tusks, it then smashes it against a massive tree and then throws it on to the ground before trampling it a bit, then firing off the gatling guns to make sure everything is dead. It then turns and eyes Skeggers who is trying to climb a ladder to escape. The elephant dashes for the ladder and rips it off the wall with it's trunk. Skeggers dangles in the air now somewhat terrified. The elephant then begins smashing the ladder back and forth pounding it off the ground along with Skeggers who gets grated between some of the bars. It then gently reaches down with it's trunk and picks up the gold. It runs on home to me and hands it over. Now reunited with it's family I have an army of elephants just waiting for the next fool.

Outlaw-Jack
05-14-2010, 04:39 AM
Jacking an Experimental MIRV from the Fallout series, I fire off it's 8 mini nuke payload at the war elephants, incinerating everything in a 24-mile radius. After the initial radiation wares off, I walk over to the charred remains of Banshee, hoping to find gold. But... as fortune would have it, the gold had also been incinerated by the mini nukes. Oh boy. -_-

Luckily, I find some leftover elephant ivory to sell in the black market. I exchange the 100 or so tusks for a stockpile of gold. I then place the gold in the Ark of the Covenant, knowing that anyone who ever touches, looks, draws near or even glances at it will be swiftly dealt with (by God, of course).

JspOt
05-14-2010, 11:17 PM
I teleport the gold into the lbpc chat room.

Weretigr
05-15-2010, 12:05 AM
The un-creativity police then confiscated the gold because you stole it so... un-creatively! They then award it to the poster below jspOt (moi).

I then hide in the middle of the playboy mansion where kids aren't allowed and the guys would be too distracted to enter! :p

*prays next thief isn't a girl*

JspOt
05-15-2010, 01:05 AM
I RPG the mansion (half for the gold, half 'cause I hate playboy with all my heart and soul) and drown you with my awesome son-of-Poseidon powers. I take the gold and have Outlaw Jack crush the police.
Who wants to take on a demigod?

Jazve
05-15-2010, 01:37 PM
Uhh... Me.
BANG! You've been Magnum'ed! :gasmask:
I take the Gold and put it in the least obvious place. My pocket.
Then I go back to my cave and disappear for another week. :p

JspOt
05-15-2010, 04:58 PM
I now drown you with my powers, skewer you with my trident, and take the gold.
Now I'm heading over to destroy Barney, which is currently live and filming.

Outlaw-Jack
05-15-2010, 06:10 PM
Little did JspOt know that the Barney he was going after was a suicide bomber in disguise.

After the snuggly little dinosaur hugs JspOt and blows him to little, tiny pieces, I grab the gold and put it back in the Ark of The Covenant.

JspOt
05-15-2010, 07:32 PM
That was a decoy, and I use a flood to bring you back and put you in a Barney costume, and...
With a friend I followed the instructions in this song.
I hate you
you hate me
let's get together and kill Barney
with a great big gun we'll shoot 'im to the floor
no more purple dinosaur!

Outlaw-Jack
05-16-2010, 12:53 AM
... I'm already dead. I'm a cowboy zombie. So...

As you're in the middle of singing your song, I grab the gun and sing one of my own... while shooting you in the face.
You will bleed
You will scream
You will die because of me
With a rat-a-tat-tat, JspOt's on the floor
*Grabs the gold and runs out the door*

JspOt
05-16-2010, 03:42 AM
I was using double team right there.
I come over and assault you with my Dragonair, and I send you to the deepest pit of Tartarus. I grab the gold and run to the Isles of the Blest, every Greek hero, god, and even Titan protecting me.

Outlaw-Jack
05-16-2010, 05:56 AM
After launching myself out of Tartarus via Cronos' fart, I stumble upon the shores of Greece to find you amongst a bunch of Pagan gods, across the shore on a small chain of islands. So, I did what I thought was suited for this situation...

I call upon my God, Yahweh, and in a matter of seconds a light brighter than all of the stars combined consume the islands and disappears, erasing the islands, it's inhabitants, and JspOt from reality.

After the angelic attack, the true Ark of the Covenant (with the gold inside) floats down in front of me, shrouded in a holy veil. I haul the chest over to Jerusalem, where the religions of Judaism, Christianity and Islam protect me, the forces over 1,000,000,000 strong.

JspOt
05-16-2010, 04:55 PM
Bah.
I use an lbp2 grappling hook to steal the gold. Then I destroy Outlaw Industries.

Jazve
05-17-2010, 12:21 AM
I hit you in the face with a bat and take the Gold.
As simple as that. ;)

Outlaw-Jack
05-17-2010, 01:37 AM
Angered, I first get Incineratior22, an employ to Outlaw Flyers, Inc.™ and a friend of mine, to seek out and annihilate JspOt (for the price of 300xp). In a matter of seconds, the tank-crazy commando finds the Pokeman and traps him in an lol-emitter, corrupting his LBP file.

Then, taking my hoverboard, I fly by Jazve and swipe the gold out of his hands.

JspOt
05-18-2010, 12:19 AM
I call in mah Flygon and fly out. It uses dragon breath on Outlaw.
After it steals the gold.

TheUltraDeino
05-18-2010, 02:32 AM
*shoots*
oops, was that yours? i'll need that gold to pay for the law

JspOt
05-18-2010, 04:10 AM
Using the Pokemon in my new avy, I destroy you and take the gold.
Simple as that.

Skeggers
05-18-2010, 06:58 PM
Going back in time about 100 years, and Using all 3 nations under the Triple Entente, I raid your Pokemon world and throw an Army upon you. Your pokemon stand no chance and soon Retreat, leaving the gold behind. I pick it up and move to Alaska, where I bring my army of three countries with me. Somehow.

TheUltraDeino
05-18-2010, 07:20 PM
*nukes alaska*

Keanster96
05-18-2010, 07:28 PM
*puts on radiation suit and picks up gold*
Then I teleport to the future where everything is from LBP2, and adopt a sackbot and resize him so he is twice the size of Japan. Just to protect the gold.

TheUltraDeino
05-18-2010, 07:33 PM
meh, you can hae that gold, i bought one from eBay, and yes IT IS REAL!!!!

Keanster96
05-18-2010, 07:38 PM
....but it gets lost in the post; let's go back to my gold

TheUltraDeino
05-18-2010, 07:40 PM
*doorbell rings*
yes, this is My gold, thank you!

Keanster96
05-18-2010, 07:45 PM
Postman: wait, you are Keanster96 right?
You: Errr... yes?
Postman: can I see some proof of identity?
You: ...
Postman: Good bye sir.

TheUltraDeino
05-18-2010, 11:26 PM
*snipes mailman*
Fedex: are you ultralucario64?
me: yes, i am!

JspOt
05-19-2010, 12:25 AM
"Come on out, Flygon!"
Me and my Flygon snatch the gold and fly away to Hoenn, protected by the Weather Trio!

TheUltraDeino
05-19-2010, 01:17 AM
Pfft, those pathetics? *throws out all trios* GIMME THAT GOLD!

JspOt
05-19-2010, 02:48 AM
Not without the Epic Fight.
Eventually it's just Rayquaza and Suicune, both with only one HP.
So I cheat a bit.
"Just a little bit more, Arceus!"
And you lose to my awesomeness.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-19-2010, 02:58 AM
*gives JspOt a pokeball, containing the one and only offspring of Giratina (Who was a girl, who knew.) and Arceus. Gurceus! Then he gives me half the gold. DOUBLE TEAM!

RJA00000
05-19-2010, 03:06 AM
I then call on sgtdakota, the person who stole Keanster96's spaceman for my level, who proceeds to steal the gold from your clutches.

JspOt
05-19-2010, 03:11 AM
Sorry guys, but...
By using Arceus's powers, I destroy earth and replace it with the Hoenn region.

rseah
05-19-2010, 06:22 AM
Rewind time..pause then kick you in the shin multiple times leaving you in pain for the rest of your life then picking up the gold i go on my merry way.

TheUltraDeino
05-19-2010, 11:07 PM
i steal both golds

simple as that

JspOt
05-19-2010, 11:28 PM
I steal your bomb and throw it at you, blasting the gold to my hands.
Simple as that.

TheUltraDeino
05-20-2010, 12:15 AM
wtf? there was no bomb, i still have both golds because of false-belivers

JspOt
05-20-2010, 12:56 AM
It's in your avy, so reality twists back to my will.

TheUltraDeino
05-22-2010, 12:17 AM
*destroys reality*
haha! theres only me and gold left!

(and theifs)

JspOt
05-23-2010, 06:08 PM
I destroy you and your gold and take your gold trophy.

VeRsioNs_Z
05-24-2010, 04:16 AM
I take em both, put them in a machine, which spits out as much gold as anyone wants as soon as they think about it, so theives wont need to steal the gold, everyone has it, outlaw can just think to have as much gold as he wants, and I can buy Just Cause 2 and LBP PSP for my birthday! (June 1.) Then I walk away having won the thread.

Skeggers
05-24-2010, 07:00 PM
Not being content with the competition over, I use Nuclear fusion to create a weapon powerful enough to eradicate all forms of gold on the planet, except the piece I was given. Taunting everyone, I Ignite the battle for the gold once again.

flamingemu
05-24-2010, 07:10 PM
owning too much gold anyway, I use a special machine to combine gold, rhodium and diamonds to create ghrodimonds and then i use it to make and INDESTRUCTABLE CAGE for which I use to grab the gold off skeggers, put the gold into a cage, and bury the cage in a quantum lock. therefore i win.

JspOt
05-24-2010, 11:47 PM
The mice in your sig are double agents who steal the gold for me.

TheUltraDeino
05-25-2010, 01:09 AM
four words:
I
Stole
The
Gold

JspOt
05-25-2010, 01:13 AM
By getting a mod's control panel, I Mega Ban you in the middle of typing "Stole" and keep the gold.

Kern
05-25-2010, 06:36 AM
I activate my alarm clock, it explodes in your face allowing me to steal the gold off the mod-who-isn't-a-mod

JspOt
05-25-2010, 02:17 PM
Fine.
I use the admin control panel instead.
*Presses Delete Soul button*
*steals gold*

Outlaw-Jack
05-26-2010, 02:02 AM
I bring a deadly virus to the site and corrupt your admin powers. You die in the process.

Now the gold is mine.

JspOt
05-26-2010, 02:22 AM
Everyone kills you for corrupting this site. I am revived by a Phoenix Down and take the gold.

Outlaw-Jack
05-29-2010, 02:07 AM
I'm a zombie, so I'm dead already.

I set off the C4 I attached to the gold earlier, thus killing you and destroying the gold in the process.

Luckily, I still have some gold teeth left, so I'm good. :p

JspOt
05-29-2010, 03:49 AM
I come over to knock out the teeth and run.

Kern
05-29-2010, 07:51 PM
I kick JspOt in the knee and grab the gold teeth and run to a ammo press, making a single gold bullet, then I throw it in the steel smelter and make 100 1% gold 99% steel bullets, I load them into my hunting rifle and place enough gunpowder to causeca mild nuclear explosion, I throw the hunting rifle at jspOt it explodes i pocket the other 96 bullets.

Weretigr
05-29-2010, 10:21 PM
I kick JspOt in the knee and grab the gold teeth and run to a ammo press, making a single gold bullet, then I throw it in the steel smelter and make 100 1% gold 99% steel bullets, I load them into my hunting rifle and place enough gunpowder to causeca mild nuclear explosion, I throw the hunting rifle at jspOt it explodes i pocket the other 96 bullets.

I use the new grappling hook to snatch the bullets, then take them to a circuit board recycling centre to have the gold removed, and melted back into a golden cookie and feed it to my relentless puddy tat :p

Kern
05-29-2010, 11:23 PM
I steal your cat and pluck away the gold hairs, I then place them in a jar and hide it were the sun don't shine...




In a cave

JspOt
05-30-2010, 01:25 AM
I put C4 in the cave while you were gone, and it blows up as the gold flies to my hand.

Maxi
05-30-2010, 01:38 AM
Then i continue the ancient tradition of slicing traitors with my Katana

I'll take the gold arigato.

JspOt
05-30-2010, 01:43 AM
I take the gold from you casually and walk away... casually.

Maxi
05-30-2010, 01:54 AM
What you rise from the ground?
I shall ensure that never happens again!

*Run..Jump..Slash*

My gold