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Hybrid
05-01-2010, 09:07 PM
a new forum game :p

i ask then you awnser and you ask ''What do you when? Bla Bla Bla''
its easy:)

What do you do When A Chopper Crashed in your garden?

mrsvista
05-01-2010, 09:12 PM
I would run out to make sure the fish in the pond were ok.

What do you do when Mr.Kittycat starts a new forum game?

IceMaiden
05-01-2010, 09:28 PM
Take two paracetamol and lie down in a darkened room.

What do you do when you find a gorilla sleeping in your bed?

talbot-trembler
05-01-2010, 09:31 PM
Call gorilla control, "always going ape to help you!"

What happens when you bond a turtle and a tortoise?

piggabling
05-01-2010, 09:32 PM
You get a bird... <__<

What happens when your brain comes out your ears?

Outlaw-Jack
05-02-2010, 05:26 AM
Then I truelly am "brain-dead".

What do you do when you see a drowning girl far from the shore?

Incinerator22
05-02-2010, 05:29 AM
laugh and throw shark bait in the water!

What do you do when you come home and your house is on fire?

Shhabbazz
05-02-2010, 05:32 AM
I laugh and throw fire bait at it...

What do you do when a tank blows a hole in the chalkboard at a school?

Outlaw-Jack
05-02-2010, 05:34 AM
Nothing. I hate school :p.

What do you do when you recieve a Prize Crown?

Incinerator22
05-02-2010, 05:36 AM
Make crown fanboys be your slaves, telling them they can have it after x years of slavery, but then use it on yourself.

What do you do when I trap you in a text bomb cage and then incinerate you with a tank?

Hybrid
05-02-2010, 10:37 AM
Pray

what do you do when your computer crashes with 100 miles at a hour in a building?

SR20DETDOG
05-02-2010, 10:43 AM
Celebrate the fact i'll get a new computer.

What do you do when a butterfly lands on your nose?

Keanster96
05-02-2010, 10:59 AM
Shoot it in the face.

What do you do when ur leg falls off?

Gui_Rike
05-02-2010, 04:45 PM
Buy a new pair:)
What do you do when i get a sig?

JspOt
05-02-2010, 04:52 PM
I destroy you. :kz:
Wadda ya' do when I destroy you?

Gui_Rike
05-02-2010, 04:55 PM
Steal your sig and your giratina :kz:
What do you do when i steal your sig and your giratina?

Outlaw-Jack
05-03-2010, 03:42 AM
Call in a strike team to shoot you down... :p

What do you do if Kratos has you cornered...

Gui_Rike
05-03-2010, 09:10 AM
CIRCLE HIM
What would u do if i entered the beta?

Doopz
05-03-2010, 12:50 PM
Steal your beta code. I've been wanting to get into the beta for YEARS!!! (Or at least a few months).

What would you do if I stole your shoe?

mrsvista
05-03-2010, 02:07 PM
I'd have to hop about, like a demented thing!

What would you do if tomorrow was the last day ever?

Keanster96
05-03-2010, 06:14 PM
I'd be depressed.
What would you do if the next person you saw asploded?

OneEyedBanshee
05-03-2010, 06:41 PM
Dive for cover and then giggle..

What would you do if you nose fell into your drink while sitting with a group of people?

Hybrid
05-03-2010, 06:45 PM
put it back!

what do you do when a spider cat walked on your wal!

OneEyedBanshee
05-03-2010, 06:48 PM
http://rookery3.viary.com/storagev12/1404000/1404408_6b58_625x1000.jpg

This?

Freak out and grab a baseball bat!

What would you do if you woke up and you were trapped in spider cats web rendering you unable to move?

Keanster96
05-03-2010, 06:51 PM
...probably be eaten alive due to my loss of kinetic ability.
What do you do when your PS3 sets on fire??

Hybrid
05-03-2010, 06:51 PM
i dont get it

what do you do when rcoksauton is watching at you from a distance!

OneEyedBanshee
05-03-2010, 07:26 PM
Um take out a sniper rifle? BOOM!

What would you do if you saw the moon hurtling towards you?

Keanster96
05-03-2010, 08:54 PM
Be crushed by it. But first I'd lick it to see what flavour it was.

What do you do when your PS3 catches fire??

Hybrid
05-03-2010, 11:29 PM
Then i call the Microsoft help line

what do you do when a apache is going after you

Shhabbazz
05-03-2010, 11:35 PM
I'd throw a rock at it.

What would you do if a neighbor threw their lawn mower over the fence into your yard?

Outlaw-Jack
05-04-2010, 01:08 AM
Shoot them. :kz:

What do you do when the FBI comes up to your door... wanting to ask "questions"?

OneEyedBanshee
05-04-2010, 01:39 AM
Vomit on their shoes and run to bathroom. In their confusion and disgust I break out the window and run!

What would you do if you woke up and a severed fish head was next to your face? In fact partially in your mouth!

Outlaw-Jack
05-04-2010, 01:43 AM
Eat it. They provide good protein.

What do you do if I'm staring you down the sights of my Winchester?

Keanster96
05-04-2010, 04:55 PM
Get some biscuits.

What would you do if your bestest fwiend turned blue and died of internal bleeding?

Jovuto
05-04-2010, 06:34 PM
Erm... be upset?

What would you do if bacon started falling from the sky?

Outlaw-Jack
05-05-2010, 04:56 AM
Grab a bucket and start collectin'!! :hero:

What do you do when pigs start to fly?

Shhabbazz
05-05-2010, 05:07 AM
Buy shoes with wings, so I can still have bacon!

What do you do when a fly decides to fly in your eye....

OneEyedBanshee
05-05-2010, 07:58 AM
Blink? Hmm wait maybe my eyelashes are actually carnivorous and flip around to form the hair equivalent of a Venus flytrap. My eye then oozes acids and dissolves the fly..

What would you do if a kangaroo started swinging punches at you?

Fenderjt
05-05-2010, 08:12 AM
Scream really loud and run to hide in a bush!

What would you do if your cat started talking to you?

Keanster96
05-05-2010, 04:10 PM
Tell her to go back to doing toilet in the garden!! She's too old to be using the carpet!

What would you do if your best fwiend turned blue but DIDN'T asplode?

Hybrid
05-05-2010, 04:19 PM
check if he has tail

what would you do when a tank hitted your house

Keanster96
05-05-2010, 04:23 PM
get some biscuits.

What do you do if the world's supply of pencils ran out???

OneEyedBanshee
05-05-2010, 05:44 PM
Use my wacom ^_^

What would you do if there was a dead Pakistani on your couch?

flamingemu
05-05-2010, 06:11 PM
nothing, just walk past (like george bush)

what do you do if I open your mouth so far you turn into pacman.

Jovuto
05-05-2010, 06:18 PM
Start eating bacon. :3

What would you do if Little Big Planet 2 sucked.

Outlaw-Jack
05-06-2010, 02:42 AM
Keep playing LBP.

What do you do if you lost your PSN password?

JspOt
05-06-2010, 02:45 AM
Play sumin' different 'til ya find the password.
Wadda ya do if I'm flying on Giritina?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-06-2010, 02:58 AM
Grab a rocket and aim, and accidetaly slip up and end up having in pointed at Obama when I pull the trigger.

CyberSora
05-06-2010, 02:59 AM
Buy a cookie, then feed Giritina, making it fond of me so it won't hurt me.

What do you do when I say "Tactical Nuke!"?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-06-2010, 03:11 AM
Yell 'Tactical Nuke Inbound!' and jump off the map in a match of MW2.

What do you do when monkeys learn how to use guns?

JspOt
05-06-2010, 03:13 AM
Monkey alliance!
Wadda ya do when I send the Air Force at you?

theswweet
05-06-2010, 03:15 AM
I bring out my arceus to kill them all!

JspOt
05-06-2010, 03:17 AM
Wadda ya do when I send mah Arceus at you?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-06-2010, 03:20 AM
I r send mai RAWKEHT LAWNCHAIR AT DEM! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! IT R LAWNCEZ POKEMANZ! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DENZ I R LAWNC ARCEUZ ND DEALGIA AT DEM! Good grammar time! Yeah... uhhh.... Well... Whatcholookinatfool?

JspOt
05-06-2010, 03:21 AM
Wadda ya do when I leave dis thread?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-06-2010, 03:27 AM
Freak out and die. Whaddaya do when Giratina fights Arceus and every other pokemanz?

Hybrid
05-06-2010, 12:28 PM
cancel the show

what do you do when your car transforms

Keanster96
05-07-2010, 12:05 AM
Be crushed coz I'll probably still be inside :0

what do you do when the milk runs out?!

OneEyedBanshee
05-07-2010, 12:17 AM
Cry

What do you do when a piano is falling from above BUT it's wearing a bright pink dress and singing in a mans voice?

Shhabbazz
05-07-2010, 12:33 AM
I marry it.

What do you do when you see a cow that is licking a pig?

Outlaw-Jack
05-07-2010, 01:17 AM
Order a bacon cheeseburger.

What do you do when the Dark Side tempts you with cookies?

SR20DETDOG
05-07-2010, 09:56 AM
take their cookies and kill them with their own death star.
That or throw them in their faces... and run.

What do you do when your appliences come alive?

Fenderjt
05-07-2010, 10:20 AM
Attack em with a flame thrower and melt them dead!

What would you do if you started to grow a tail!

rseah
05-07-2010, 11:00 AM
....travel to the land of the cats..

What would you do if they came for you?

Outlaw-Jack
05-07-2010, 01:56 PM
Let them come. I'll pump some lead into them.

What do you do if a kitty's stuck up a tree?

Jovuto
05-07-2010, 03:22 PM
Go save it!!!!:hero:

What would you do if you were banned from little big planet for life?!?!?!? :3

Keanster96
05-07-2010, 03:27 PM
End my life. Lol only joking.... But I would be very sad....

What would you do if the BNP got control of England?! :frightened: :boo: :(

Weretigr
05-07-2010, 04:07 PM
feed them to wolves along with all the other MP's (Hung parliament? We really should hang them -_- dishonest bar-stools)

What would you do if you were the first person to meet an alien when it landed in your back yard?

Outlaw-Jack
05-08-2010, 03:15 AM
Treat it like a house guest. Then ask him politely to leave before governmental forces deploy at my front door.

What do you do if a horde of zombies were running at you?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 03:18 AM
Minigun time.

What do you do when im out to get you and I got uber ninja skillz suddenly?

Outlaw-Jack
05-08-2010, 03:24 AM
Snipe you.

What do you do if Chuck Norris attacks?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 03:30 AM
Beg for mercy.

What do you do when I break your guns in half and run at you with a knife, with a bullet in my head?

Keanster96
05-08-2010, 11:52 AM
*tactical nuke inbound - all hope is lost!* Neeeoaawww Kadooo0oOSh!!!

What would you do if 2+2=5?

OneEyedBanshee
05-08-2010, 12:54 PM
Call blasphemy.

What would you do if the black death round two started happening?

Weretigr
05-08-2010, 02:09 PM
Empty the local supermarket, and wait it out in my bedroom with a paper bag over my head =L

What would you do if you unintentionally knocked Chuck Norris unconscious?

Keanster96
05-08-2010, 02:51 PM
Run to hospital to see if they could reattach my limbs.
What would you do if the earth melted?

JspOt
05-08-2010, 02:52 PM
Fly away like Supa Man!
Wadda ya do once I leave to clean up the park?

Keanster96
05-08-2010, 02:57 PM
Sit in a corner and cry.
What would you do if the worlds supply of liquid nitrogen ran out?!

JspOt
05-08-2010, 03:01 PM
Tell Keanster I'm online on lbp right now!
Wadda ya' do when I play a pointless level?

flamingemu
05-08-2010, 03:23 PM
nothing, i don't care if you're playing a pointless level or not.
what do you do when I point out you used the wrong pronoun?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 06:14 PM
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Theres your awnser, grammer nazi!

What do you do when I am playing LBP but I refuse to let you join?

JspOt
05-08-2010, 08:08 PM
Play with a mod instead!
Wadda ya do when there's no mods online?

Keanster96
05-08-2010, 08:17 PM
Play with someone else

What would you do if LBP2 was just a late April fools joke?

JspOt
05-08-2010, 08:25 PM
Go Nathan Drake on the person who pulled the joke.
Wadda ya do when I don't finish the final word of this sente?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 09:06 PM
I decide to send you a PSN friend request. (Really! :) )

What do you do when Kyogre and Groudon meet?

JspOt
05-08-2010, 09:15 PM
Send in Rayquaza!
Wadda ya do when Chuck Norris is after you?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-08-2010, 09:17 PM
Send in Arceus!

Whaddaya do when I am coming for you like the spy in TF2?

rseah
05-08-2010, 09:19 PM
....send you to a different dimension :P

What would you do if you were the last person alive on earth....

Outlaw-Jack
05-09-2010, 01:51 AM
Go crazy. :p

What do you do if the other team has a tactical nuke?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 02:51 AM
Use the gigantic space-laser.
Wadda ya do when I say "what do you" instead of "wadda ya"

OneEyedBanshee
05-09-2010, 03:02 AM
I imagine you as a slightly more sensible individual..

What do you do when LBP2 beta code arrives in your inbox?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 03:51 AM
ROOT BEER PARTY!!!
Wadda ya do when I become a Sackperson instead of Junior Sackperson?

rseah
05-09-2010, 04:14 AM
...congratulate you by doing nothing.

What do you do when LBP 2 gets called off and the LBP servers are shutdown?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 04:20 AM
Destroy Sony with my Judgement attack.
Wadda ya do when I escape from your Master Ball?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-09-2010, 04:22 AM
Yell 'That breaks the rules o pokemanz!' and throw 10 more at you.

What do you do when I use proper grammar?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 04:26 AM
Break out of your 10 Master Balls. Again.
Wadda ya do when you find me in tall grass, but find yourself void of pokeballs?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-09-2010, 04:28 AM
Say 'Be right back!' Run to the lottery in my old emerald game, win 10 more masterballs, and throw them all at you when I get back.

Whaddaya do when you lose at the emerald lottery?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 04:33 AM
Say haha since I escaped the master balls and throw one at you.
Wadda ya do when you see mah new thread?

Outlaw-Jack
05-09-2010, 04:37 AM
Shoot Burn Ahnnilate Tactical-Nuke ... I got nothin'.

What do you do if that guy over there just blasted yah with his SPAS?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 04:39 AM
Blast him with root beer bazooka.
Wadda ya do when you run outa root beer?

Outlaw-Jack
05-09-2010, 04:42 AM
Get a Coke.

What do you do if the price of carbonized drinks (soda) skyrocketed?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 04:44 AM
Buy gatorade.
Wadda ya do when I forget to type the What do you do part in mah next post?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-09-2010, 05:00 AM
type it for you
whaddaya do

Whaddaya do if I typed it for you?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 05:03 AM
Tell you to go read my new thread and blog post.
when I tell you to read my new thread and blog post?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-09-2010, 05:31 AM
Go read the blog, but be unable to find the post. Please post a link. :)
Whaddaya do when I capture you in a pokeball while your at max health and level... while your in origin form. (For JSpot. Cuz he is a pokemanz. and stuff.)

JspOt
05-09-2010, 05:35 AM
You find that was a decoy.
Wadda ya do when...?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-09-2010, 05:38 AM
...I type the rest of the sentence for you?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 05:40 AM
I see you forgot to post something important...
Wadda ya do when I see someone has given Chree nega rep, which seems like someone abused rep?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-09-2010, 05:41 AM
Panic and run into a wall.

Whaddaya do when its only me and jspot on 3 threads basicly making them chatrooms?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 05:43 AM
Explode.
Wadda ya do when I leave this thread to make it 2 chatrooms?

VeRsioNs_Z
05-09-2010, 05:45 AM
Decide to post this link so we can really talk in a chatroom.
http://xat.com/LBPC

Whaddaya do when you go there?

rseah
05-09-2010, 10:08 AM
...come back.

What do you do when versions_z and jspot keep posting in this thread?

JspOt
05-09-2010, 04:40 PM
Keep posting on this thread.
Wadda ya do when I copy your sentence?

OneEyedBanshee
05-10-2010, 01:39 AM
Make sure the sentence is grammatically incorrect..

What do you do when the embargo is over tomorrow and MM is revealing stuffs but a pokemon performs the move embargo on you meaning you can't use held item meaning you can't use your mouse meaning you can't access the new infos! EVAH!

Outlaw-Jack
05-10-2010, 02:22 AM
I'll use my PS3 to surf the Internet. Oh, and snipe that annoying little Pokemon in the process.

What do you do when a crazed, evil outlaw tries to resurrect a diabolical tournament?

Hybrid
08-22-2010, 06:57 PM
then i give you the change

what do you when a cat flys over your house

gdn001
08-22-2010, 07:04 PM
I make sure i wasn't Basement Cat.

What do you do when someone bumps a thread? [sarcasm switch set to = off]

JspOt
08-22-2010, 07:51 PM
DANCE PARTY!!!
Wadda ya do when I say Wadda ya do when?

gdn001
08-22-2010, 07:53 PM
My head asplodes.

What do you do when your head ASPLODES???

JspOt
08-22-2010, 07:56 PM
Scream for ice cream!
Wadda ya do when... I dunno?

gdn001
08-22-2010, 07:57 PM
search on google.

Wadda ya do when you get shot?

Dragonvarsity
08-22-2010, 10:25 PM
you apply pressure to the wound and call for help.

What do you do when another member is posting innapropiately and he's drunk?

Shhabbazz
08-23-2010, 05:49 AM
You Laugh.

What do you do when you see a thread Epicly Fail

JspOt
08-23-2010, 04:26 PM
You Epicly Win.
Wadda ya do when you're confuzzled?(confused)

Ninjaferret22
08-23-2010, 04:35 PM
Spin in circles :P
when the light is green you go, when the light is red you stop, but what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots? :p

JspOt
08-23-2010, 04:58 PM
Burn down a ferris wheel!:p
Wadda ya do when I blow up da rollercoasterz?

Keanster96
08-23-2010, 05:37 PM
... Put mah sunshades on and listen to the Who.

Wadda ya do when -fsssrt- ...and summon a baboon with a lampshade!

... or if you prefer, when your ps3 starts melting...

Ninjaferret22
08-23-2010, 05:42 PM
Nothing because i have no idea how to make sense of that sentence.. :o
what do you do when Justin bieber is fired because the world finally realises how awful his music is? :p

Keanster96
08-23-2010, 05:46 PM
Get some biscuits.

Waddya do when you're out of biscuits?

Ninjaferret22
08-23-2010, 05:49 PM
Rob Wal-Mart for more
Wadda you do when you end up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse?

JspOt
08-23-2010, 06:54 PM
Play Paper Toss on your iTouch.
Wadda ya do when I have nuthin' ta say?

phil_003
08-23-2010, 09:30 PM
Say random things.

Wadda ya do when you fall off a tree?

gdn001
08-23-2010, 11:31 PM
Open your parachute.

Whadda ya do when the world is ending?

Keanster96
08-23-2010, 11:38 PM
Assassinate Nick Griffin and Justin Bieber. Yes I do hate them equally.

Waddya do when everyone over the age of 18 dies suddenly?

Ninjaferret22
08-24-2010, 12:03 AM
Partay!! (jk)
Wadda you do when a giant purple fungus tries to sell you candy in the street?

gdn001
08-24-2010, 12:06 AM
You make sure your bottle isn't empty.

Wadda ya do when your flying a plane and you run out of fuel?

Ninjaferret22
08-24-2010, 12:21 AM
Crash into Justin bieber's house! :D
wadda you do when you love a shoe and you ain't got the soul?

Keanster96
08-24-2010, 09:10 AM
Think of a punch line.

Waddya do when James Blunt starts singing the triangle song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0KE5oT6Bjo)?

Great now I've got that in my history -_-

JspOt
08-24-2010, 04:50 PM
Play this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMxs0EZrFfI
Wadda ya do when I say something random?

Ninjaferret22
08-24-2010, 07:44 PM
Say something even more random back :p
What do you do when you find a singing dragon?

gdn001
08-24-2010, 08:48 PM
You applause.

What do you do when it's raining?

Ninjaferret22
08-24-2010, 09:08 PM
You sing! :P
What do you do when a guy named Jim threatens to burn down your house?

YEAH_NAH
08-24-2010, 09:18 PM
You threaten to burn down HIS MOM!!!!!

what do you do if you where sucked into the realm of Playstation?

midnight_heist
08-24-2010, 09:20 PM
You live happily ever after. :P

What do you do when and alien taps on your window?

Ninjaferret22
08-24-2010, 09:20 PM
Ask for sackboy's autograph!
What do you do if you have nothing to do? Edit: I got sniped..:cry:

Pantyer2
08-24-2010, 09:23 PM
I would do something better to do....

What do you do when you devide by zero!

Ninjaferret22
08-24-2010, 09:26 PM
You give up and burn the rest of your math quizz
what do you do when you want to remember your name but your name is something that is impossible to remember?

gdn001
08-24-2010, 09:39 PM
You give up and try to live with it.

What do you do when a dam breaks?

LWBear2
08-24-2010, 10:00 PM
get your river tubes out and a glass of lemonade.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/2739097900_21c561296b.jpg
what do you do when your dog meows? or vise versa?

JspOt
08-24-2010, 11:20 PM
Find a therapist.
Wadda ya do when there's nothin' to do?

gdn001
08-24-2010, 11:34 PM
You go on LBPC! ;)

What d yu d when a certain key f yur keybard breaks? The ne between "I" and "P"?

LWBear2
08-25-2010, 12:45 AM
get a new keyboard.


what do you do when you something wise?
(i know i have)

Keanster96
08-27-2010, 12:21 PM
Call Casanova!

What do you do when a thread starts failing?

Fastbro
08-27-2010, 12:30 PM
You try to keep it going...

What do you do when your attacked by pensioners?

Keanster96
08-27-2010, 12:37 PM
Reload. :kz:

Waddya do when the Hoarder and his minions come for you?

Don't answer if you are either of those things.

Pattington_Bear
08-27-2010, 01:10 PM
I'd give him a toy car, and say "on your way now, it's worth 10p". get it? a hoarder of antiques :D.

yer, that was lame....

What would you do when your pet started to talk?

Rhys125
08-27-2010, 01:21 PM
I'd talk back to it! :p

What would you think if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me? Brilliant song!

Keanster96
08-27-2010, 05:39 PM
That is a highly probable outcome of this conundrum.

Waddya do when you are told by an omnipotent [Insert acceptable noun here] that you must kill someone to save the world?

gdn001
08-27-2010, 07:32 PM
I ask if I'll get peanuts and cookies after.

What do you do if he says: "yes, you will get peanuts and cookies after"?

JspOt
08-27-2010, 10:52 PM
Do the moonwalk.
Wadda ya do if the omnipotent whatever moonwalks back?

gdn001
08-28-2010, 12:42 AM
You moonwalk to safety!

What do you do if you step into a dog's ****?

LWBear2
08-28-2010, 12:48 AM
I'd give him a toy car, and say "on your way now, it's worth 10p". get it? a hoarder of antiques :D.

yer, that was lame....

What would you do when your pet started to talk?

i just would like to reply to this real quick :)
i would listen to their point of view, ask them question, and if it was a stray, their life story.....


any who...

scrape it off on my brother. XD lol i actually once accidently did this 1 time HAHA

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 04:19 PM
Summon the mongoose with a bread knife and be on my way.

Waddya do when a cult asks you to buy cookies?

Ninjaferret22
08-28-2010, 04:23 PM
You call your mom
Wadda you do when Captain Awesome loses his awesomeness?

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 04:25 PM
Find out who the hell he was in the first place.

Waddya do when Rocksauron brings back the Spam Can?

Ninjaferret22
08-28-2010, 04:27 PM
Ask him what it is.
Wadda you do when your monkey butler turns against you?

gdn001
08-28-2010, 05:02 PM
You unplug it.

What do you do when your internet is down?

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 05:04 PM
Buy an ipad!

Waddya do when they're out of ipads because everybody bought one and they're out of stock because they're so awesome.

iGotFancyPants
08-28-2010, 05:07 PM
Cry.

What do you do if I lose my fancy pants? D:

Ninjaferret22
08-28-2010, 05:08 PM
Party and hope they never make any more of them
wadda you do when my Alliance Against Ipads burns down all the ipad factories? EDIT: Sniped! D:

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 05:08 PM
Dance.
EDIT: sniped.

Build more with the army Steve Jobs has at his disposal. Then burn down the alliance. And kill you. And Skeggers.

Waddya do when a cat asks you for a mouse?

Ninjaferret22
08-28-2010, 05:11 PM
you tell it to get off it's fat butt and go get its own
wadda you do when Keanster's magic beard runs away?

Keanster96
08-28-2010, 05:52 PM
Summon it back with my mustache.

Waddya do when a flame war gets out of hand and they start making groups against your cause?

gdn001
08-28-2010, 06:04 PM
You don't keep throwing fuel at the fire. RIGHT?

What do you do when a dinossaur is after you?

Ninjaferret22
08-28-2010, 06:04 PM
You admit defeat..
wadda you do to end a war peacefully? EDIT: Sniped..

JspOt
08-28-2010, 06:41 PM
Dedicate a nuke to the opposing team.:p
Wadda ya do when you can't get that 25 killstreak?

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 06:46 PM
Play a better game, like Battlefield.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

JspOt
08-28-2010, 06:49 PM
Play Battlefield 1943 with him.
Wadda ya do when you lost your Bad Company: 2 game?

Skeggers
08-28-2010, 06:50 PM
Play 1943.

What do you do when you can't figure out how to work your toaster and you really really want toast? srsly, I can't think of anything to do...

Dragonvarsity
08-30-2010, 03:34 AM
See if you have a guide to toast that came with your toaster. If not, search how to for your toaster on teh interwebz :p

What do you do if someone lieks you?

Ninjaferret22
08-30-2010, 02:08 PM
You avoid having an intimate realationship with them because they're likely only pretending they like you because they want or need something from you.. Unless you're sure you can trust them.
What do you do if you go to a restuarant and order the Green Jell-o with googley eyes, but it turns out that they don't serve it in the first place, and that the only thing that's actually on the menu is potato salad?

JspOt
08-31-2010, 12:46 AM
Yell "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
WaddayadowhenIdon'tusespaces?

Dragonvarsity
09-01-2010, 02:32 PM
I get on an old lady wig and some glasses, and teach you the use of teh spacebars! :mad:

What do you do when the hoarder is trying to take over little big planet (PSP)?