View Full Version : 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie

05-16-2010, 10:25 PM
The point of the this game is that, one by one, without double replying.(like after you say your idea, you can't do it again.) is to say a way to kill a zombie. RULES, you cannot involve guns or anything that goes with warfare(swords, catapults, tanks, etc). You must be creative. And, make sure when your done with your post, put your number in (like 1.blah,blah,blah, 2.blah,blah,pancakes, etc) next to your post. Remember that I'll be the last one to post the 101 way. So enjoy!

05-16-2010, 10:31 PM
101 ways... that's a little small.
1. Push them into cheese fondue.

05-16-2010, 10:33 PM
2. Hmm...how about a lawn mower?

05-16-2010, 10:42 PM
3. Put brains in a fridge. Wait for fridge to fill with zombies, then close fridge. Wait for a few years. Open fridge, and bury frozen zombies in Antarctica next to a very powerful heater. Watch the zombies thaw and get eaten by a bunch of polar bears.

05-16-2010, 10:43 PM
You cannot post again on this thread. Please read the rules.

05-16-2010, 10:45 PM

05-16-2010, 11:02 PM
3. Trample them all with your pet elephant!

05-17-2010, 01:34 AM
This is just an INSULT to my kind!! :mad:...

Ah well. :3

4. Play a jammed recording of William Hung through a blow horn directed at a horde of zombies. Watch their heads explode.

05-17-2010, 01:51 AM
Not post again?!
But i don't think we even have 101 active users (at least that would be interested in posting here...)
You should change the rules m8 or this thread is gonna die soon, then someone will necro it months or years later, ironically making it a zombie thread, and if ever it reaches the 100 ways to kill a zombie posts, you'll probably be inactive by then, so there will be no post with the 101th way to kill a zombie, therefore killing it the thread, never to be revived again.
^ #5
How to kill a Zombie (thread)

05-18-2010, 02:34 AM
6.burn!burn them allllll!!!!

05-18-2010, 04:09 PM
7. Make some jelly, offer it to the zombie, but secretly swap the jelly for the zombies brain, now just watch him eat his own brain, and eventually die.

05-18-2010, 04:13 PM
8. iTS TIME TO BRING OUT... the zombie STILTS
http://images.krillion.com/static/images/products/chain_saws_chippers_splitters/poulan/poulan_electric_chain_saws_chippers_splitters_9528 02360_lg.jpg

05-18-2010, 04:29 PM
9. Show the zombie a DVD of "Troll 2". Enough said.

05-18-2010, 05:34 PM
10. let him eat a 107 year old cookie :)

Edit: oh i forgot to write the number down.

05-18-2010, 05:38 PM
11. Chuck Norris
Nuf' sed :3

05-18-2010, 06:03 PM
12. Make them stay underwater for 30 seconds until they pop.

05-19-2010, 10:11 PM
^ Ha!
2nd favorite so far. :p

11. Chuck Norris
Nuf' sed :3

I thought you couldn't include guns or anything having to do with warfare. ;)

05-19-2010, 10:45 PM
13) Attack them with egg beaters!