View Full Version : World Cup Commentary !

05-31-2010, 12:01 AM
With the World Cup starting soon, I thought I'd start a football themed game... Why don't we have some commentary?.... and let's make it FUN! =D

My idea is that each person pretends to commentate part a football (soccer if you're american) match, and then the next person continues from where you left off!

I'll start:

As Frank Lampard sprints down the left wing with the ball, passes to crouch, and theeenn OH MY GOODNESS a polar bear kicks it into the sky...

This will probably fall flat on it's face, unless of course we get some imaginative people taking part ;)

Your turn! :p

05-31-2010, 12:19 AM
An eagle catches it (suprising it w/out popping it) and carries it all the way over to the next futbol (football) stadium where...

05-31-2010, 05:18 AM
"ˇDirige hacia la izquierda!! ˇNo!! ˇA la derecha!!! ˇSe baja duramente en el objetivo del adversario!! ˇLa espera!! ˇLa ESPERA!!! ˇEl portero viene duramente en ello!!! Va para el clavado y-"

"It's heading towards the left!! NO!! To the right!!! It's coming down hard at the opponent's goal!! Wait!! WAIT!!! The goalie's coming hard at it!!! He's going for the dive and-"

05-31-2010, 05:36 AM
( Let me show you TRUE BILINGUALISM :devious:)

"- y Zidane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUjFRKWk6gQ) le da un cabezazo a la pelota! El portero no la puede detener! La bola pasa por el gol, por el estadio... parese dirigirse asta el siguiente estadio! Esto es fantastico, senoras y senores!"

"- and Zidane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUjFRKWk6gQ) headbutts the ball! The goalie can't stop it! The ball goes through the net, through the stadium... it seems to be heading to the next stadium! This is unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen!

06-03-2010, 12:32 AM
Oh my GOD! What is that in the sky heading towards the ball?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Batman.

Anyways, my god the ball has grown wings and is flying away. Will Batman save the day?

Find out next time on LBPC FOOTBALLZZ!!!

06-03-2010, 12:44 AM
and then OMG a shark escapes from a shark survival level and bites the football's wings off. Now it seems to have fallen through a kind of portal and is currently plummeting towards Tony Stark's giant arc reactor...

06-03-2010, 12:51 AM
Oh jeez and i thought the whole eagle carring it away would be weird. :p


But its taken in by a wormhole that takes it inside of itself, so...

06-03-2010, 12:55 AM
Oh noes! The ball is stuck in a horrible loop of infinity! But what's this? Companion cube just broke the cycle and the ball is now hurtling towards Lampard...

06-03-2010, 01:00 AM
As well as this is going, i'll wait for the real commentators...

What's your opinion on that Clive?

Well i think it's a bold move, saying something like that could really upset the fans, it's a bold move indeed...

I would have to agree with you there, but what would i know, i'm just a commentator...


06-03-2010, 01:03 AM
すごい! 選手たちは今穴を介してゲーム行ってる現在、四次元に

(Amazing! The players have now gone into the hole and this game is now in the fourth dimension!
I have never seen anything like this! Unbelievable the ball is now...

06-03-2010, 01:05 AM
...covered in chocolate and being chased by hundreds of chocoholic women also joining the 4th dimension!