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ConfusedCartman
08-03-2008, 01:05 AM
This is a fun forum game; here's how it works.

I make a wish. The next person then 'corrupts' it so that something bad happens; then, in the same post, they make a wish. And so on, and so forth.

For example:


Guy 1: I wish for money
Guy 2: Granted, you get your money but are robbed and are now poorer than before.

I wish for a a rocket...

And that's how it works. Keep it clean and have fun! I'll start.

I wish my copy of LittleBigPlanet arrived early.

Alaska_Gamer
08-03-2008, 01:09 AM
Oh, I enjoy this game :)

Anyway, Granted, but they forget to package the disk.
I wish Nintendo made their next Mario game in the same sense as LBP (customization).

Reshin
08-03-2008, 01:14 AM
granted but its for the dreamcast

I wish I had a lawyer to make my wish un-corruptable

ConfusedCartman
08-03-2008, 01:44 AM
granted but its for the dreamcast

I wish I had a lawyer to make my wish un-corruptable

You do, but your lawyer lied about his abilities, so you fired him.

I wish for a chicken...with pre-fried wings.

ryryryan
08-03-2008, 01:49 AM
You do, but your lawyer lied about his abilities, so you fired him.

I wish for a chicken...with pre-fried wings.

You got one... but it was a mutated chicken with no wings!

I wish my brother would buy the only good **** game for his wii - Brawl

Alaska_Gamer
08-03-2008, 01:54 AM
You got one... but it was a mutated chicken with no wings!

I wish my brother would buy the only good **** game for his wii - Brawl

Granted, but he doesn't let you play it.

I wish I could get a headset for my PS3 so I'll be all set for online.

ryryryan
08-03-2008, 02:02 AM
Granted, but he doesn't let you play it.

I wish I could get a headset for my PS3 so I'll be all set for online.

Granted, but due to unforseen circumstances the bluetooth in your PS3 busts.

I wish my Metal Gear RAY figure would arrive on monday.
http://www.pixelbinder.com/images/favorites/figure/mgs2/ray/ray1.jpg

ConfusedCartman
08-03-2008, 02:21 AM
Granted, but due to unforseen circumstances the bluetooth in your PS3 busts.

I wish my Metal Gear RAY figure would arrive on monday.
*img*

It does but it's coated in AIDS. The infectious kind.

I wish for people on Xbox LIVE that aren't 9 years old and racist.

Frank-the-Bunny
08-03-2008, 02:30 AM
granted but now there's creepy 90 year old guys

ryryryan
08-03-2008, 02:49 AM
granted but now there's creepy 90 year old guys

wish???????

Jack
08-03-2008, 04:03 AM
wish???????

granted. nothing????

bbroman
08-03-2008, 11:06 AM
Well, that didn't take long. LBPC - Where forum games come to die.

Frank-the-Bunny
08-03-2008, 01:32 PM
crappp my bad

I wish Microsoft wouldn't buy every game...

redstar1993
08-03-2008, 04:54 PM
They Stop buying games but they work with EA instead

I wish my pc could run TF2

ConfusedCartman
08-03-2008, 05:19 PM
They Stop buying games but they work with EA instead

I wish my pc could run TF2

It does, but your monitor doesn't support the output.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

LittleBigSack
08-03-2008, 05:23 PM
Wish Granted but the corrupt wish fails on you

I wish to be the king

Maltay
08-03-2008, 05:33 PM
You become the king... of luxembourg

I wish to die of starvation due to having no money

ConfusedCartman
08-03-2008, 05:55 PM
You become the king... of luxembourg

I wish to die of starvation due to having no money

You almost do...and then you die of thirst.

I wish for another PlayStation 3 Controller, preferably DualShock 3.

Reshin
08-03-2008, 06:45 PM
granted but its actually a transformer disguised as a PS3 controller, it will run away at night to shine the bat signal

I wish Fable 2 was for the PS3

Maltay
08-03-2008, 06:48 PM
Granted, Fable 2 is now for the PS3. But it's release date is 2012 and they turned it into a shooter.

I wish I could turn invisible

LittleBigSack
08-03-2008, 06:48 PM
Your wish is granted but fable 2 hates ps3

I wish i became the lord of the planet: earth


*Cough* I wouldn't mind fable 2 on ps3 :P
(I wanted another go)

ConfusedCartman
08-03-2008, 07:00 PM
Granted, Fable 2 is now for the PS3. But it's release date is 2012 and they turned it into a shooter.

I wish I could turn invisible

You are able to turn invisible, but at the same time you pass through almost everything. You can't play video games ever again.

I wish for a million wishes.

Jack
08-04-2008, 01:22 AM
You are able to turn invisible, but at the same time you pass through almost everything. You can't play video games ever again.

I wish for a million wishes.

Granted but you die before anything happens.

I wish a 360 that doesn't rrod.

Alaska_Gamer
08-04-2008, 01:35 AM
Granted but you die before anything happens.

I wish a 360 that doesn't rrod.

Granted. The 360 explodes spontaneously without any indication or warning.

I wish for a more creative wish.

ConfusedCartman
08-04-2008, 05:59 AM
Granted. The 360 explodes spontaneously without any indication or warning.

I wish for a more creative wish.

One comes to you in a dream. Immediately afterward you have a nightmare, which gives you a heart attack and kills you.

I wish for the ability to fly.

Sambo110
08-04-2008, 06:40 AM
One comes to you in a dream. Immediately afterward you have a nightmare, which gives you a heart attack and kills you.

I wish for the ability to fly.

You can fly, but you can't stop, and you keep going forwards.

ConfusedCartman
08-04-2008, 07:10 AM
You can fly, but you can't stop, and you keep going forwards.

Alright, I'll make a wish for you to keep this going:

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

Sambo110
08-04-2008, 08:21 AM
Alright, I'll make a wish for you to keep this going:

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

Oh, I forgot to write a wish. Ok, you got a fish but it is dead.

I wish for unlimited money.

Maltay
08-04-2008, 08:31 AM
Granted, you now have unlimited money, but the governments of all nations find out and the world comes up with a new currency. Also, you are imprisoned for life for some reason.

I wish for the fastest broadband in the world

Sambo110
08-04-2008, 08:43 AM
Granted, you now have unlimited money, but the governments of all nations find out and the world comes up with a new currency. Also, you are imprisoned for life for some reason.

I wish for the fastest broadband in the world

Granted, but it is capped after 500 mb downloads.

I wish for a real life sack boy pet.

Maltay
08-04-2008, 08:46 AM
Granted, but it is capped after 500 mb downloads.

I wish for a real life sack boy pet.

Granted, but you must never feed him after midnight, or get water on him... or TERRIBLE things will happen ;)

I wish I never made this stupid wish!

Sambo110
08-04-2008, 09:36 AM
Granted, but you must never feed him after midnight, or get water on him... or TERRIBLE things will happen ;)


Granted, but you have to make another wish.

Maltay
08-04-2008, 09:59 AM
In that case.. I wish i was stuck in a time paradox

Sambo110
08-04-2008, 10:28 AM
In that case.. I wish i was stuck in a time paradox

Ok, you can be in your time paradox, but it will destroy the universe.

Frank-the-Bunny
08-04-2008, 01:14 PM
haha
i wish that would come out

ryryryan
08-04-2008, 01:39 PM
haha
i wish that would come out

Granted, but confusion over what that is about gets out and everyone dies.

I wish i could actually revise for my resits

Maltay
08-04-2008, 02:00 PM
Granted, But you end up getting a good job and earning alot of money, but having no friends being bored and dying alone :O (Attack on society)

I wish Cauterize would get back together

Jack
08-04-2008, 05:20 PM
Granted, But you end up getting a good job and earning alot of money, but having no friends being bored and dying alone :O (Attack on society)

I wish Cauterize would get back together

Granted but they suck now

I wish I had more space on my ps3

ryryryan
08-04-2008, 05:29 PM
Granted but they suck now

I wish I had more space on my ps3

Granted, but the ability to write data on your PS3 is bust and you can no longer put anything else onto it.

I wish my hamster would stop smelling of ****.

Maltay
08-04-2008, 05:31 PM
Granted, but the ability to write data on your PS3 is bust and you can no longer put anything else onto it.

I wish my hamster would stop smelling of ****.

Granted, now it smells of poo.

I wish I was a Disco Hero known 'til Moscow!

Alaska_Gamer
08-04-2008, 05:31 PM
Granted, but the ability to write data on your PS3 is bust and you can no longer put anything else onto it.

I wish my hamster would stop smelling of ****.Granted but he transfers the smell to you.

I wish Okami would get here so I can play it.

Jack
08-04-2008, 05:36 PM
Granted but he transfers the smell to you.

I wish Okami would get here so I can play it.

Granted but theres no disc

lbp
08-04-2008, 05:54 PM
Granted but theres no disc

Hey, remember to add a wish. :) I'll keep it going.....

I wish I lived in a house on the beach....

Jack
08-04-2008, 05:57 PM
Hey, remember to add a wish. :) I'll keep it going.....

I wish I lived in a house on the beach....

Granted, but then a tsunami hits, killing trillons

I wish I wasn't hungry

Maltay
08-04-2008, 05:57 PM
Hey, remember to add a wish. :) I'll keep it going.....

I wish I lived in a house on the beach....

Granted, you lived in a house on the beach. Unfortunatly, it got taken in by the sea a long time ago..

I wish I had a graphics tablet

bbroman
08-04-2008, 06:05 PM
Granted, but then a tsunami hits, killing trillons

I wish I wasn't hungry

Granted. You're now thirsty.

I wish LBP will live up to the hype.

(I wonder who's going to predict that it won't.)

Sambo110
08-05-2008, 03:53 AM
Granted. You're now thirsty.

I wish LBP will live up to the hype.

(I wonder who's going to predict that it won't.)

Wish granted, but you never get a copy and never get to play it.

ConfusedCartman
08-05-2008, 03:54 AM
Wish granted, but you never get a copy and never get to play it.

I'll help you out...again.

I wish for my PSN download to download faster.

Sambo110
08-05-2008, 04:33 AM
I'll help you out...again.

I wish for my PSN download to download faster.

Ugh, I always forget that. I won't forget from now on (hopefully)

Reshin
08-06-2008, 09:39 AM
I'll help you out...again.

I wish for my PSN download to download faster.

granted but install time will take forever

I wish I had a fish

ConfusedCartman
08-06-2008, 03:53 PM
granted but install time will take forever

I wish I had a fish

You get a fish, but it's gigantic and it bites your legs off.

I wish I had something good to eat.

SuperYuper
08-06-2008, 04:32 PM
granted, but someone eats before you do.

I wish I could control time.

Jack
08-06-2008, 07:37 PM
granted, but someone eats before you do.

I wish I could control time.

granted but u don't know how

I wish warhawk was easier

Noonian
08-07-2008, 02:51 AM
granted but u don't know how

I wish warhawk was easier


Granted...Its now a 5 minute game controlled by 1 button..:eek:

I wish that when this wish is corrupted that it doesnt involve death...:p

ConfusedCartman
08-07-2008, 03:12 AM
Granted...Its now a 5 minute game controlled by 1 button..:eek:

I wish that when this wish is corrupted that it doesnt involve death...:p

*ZAP*

You are now in a coma.

I wish LocoRoco Cocoreccho! wasn't so addictive.

Noonian
08-07-2008, 04:07 AM
*ZAP*

You are now in a coma.

I wish LocoRoco Cocoreccho! wasn't so addictive.

Granted: The Butterfly has been replaced with a shoelace...:(

I wish I was a Moderator for this site...

muttjones
08-07-2008, 04:29 AM
Granted: The Butterfly has been replaced with a shoelace...:(

I wish I was a Moderator for this site...

granted but now u hav no time to play lbp when it comes out

i wish i could slam dunk a basketball...

ConfusedCartman
08-07-2008, 04:33 AM
I wish I was a Moderator for this site...

Why do you want to be a moderator?


granted but now u hav no time to play lbp when it comes out

i wish i could slam dunk a basketball...

You can, but you never figured out how to get down from the hoop.

I wish my soup was less bland.

Noonian
08-07-2008, 05:18 AM
Why do you want to be a moderator?



You can, but you never figured out how to get down from the hoop.

I wish my soup was less bland.


Granted: It's now too spicey:p

I wish I was a Jedi...

muttjones
08-07-2008, 05:45 AM
Granted: It's now too spicey:p

I wish I was a Jedi...

granted but your on the dark side

Maltay
08-07-2008, 08:48 AM
And your wish is...? :P

I'll carry on. I wish I had a totoaly unique sackboy that couldnt be recreated by anybody else and looked awesome

Reshin
08-07-2008, 09:13 AM
granted, but your PS3 breaks and Sony won't cover it

I wish I had wings

Frank-the-Bunny
08-07-2008, 03:58 PM
granted but there strap on's and come broken

I wish i was good at warhawk

ryryryan
08-07-2008, 04:19 PM
granted but there strap on's and come broken

I wish i was good at warhawk

Granted, but noone plays it anymore so it becomes pointless.

I wish revision wasn't boring.

Maltay
08-07-2008, 05:17 PM
Granted, but you still don't do it (come on.. it's revision)

I wish I had 4 working wireless controllers with infinte charge and all the buttons

dorien
08-07-2008, 09:20 PM
Granted but then you loose all your friends and have no one to use them

I wish i didn't have to work and could play LBP all day

Reshin
08-07-2008, 09:27 PM
granted but random people will keep ringing your doorbell and asking you to convert

I wish for world peace

dorien
08-07-2008, 09:33 PM
Granted, you are now deaf lol but can't hear the lovely music from the go team in littlebigplanet

I wish i could stay on my pc but the missus wants to use it to go on facebook so i guess i'll have to use my ps3 to get on here lol

Jack
08-07-2008, 11:22 PM
Granted, you are now deaf lol but can't hear the lovely music from the go team in littlebigplanet

I wish i could stay on my pc but the missus wants to use it to go on facebook so i guess i'll have to use my ps3 to get on here lol

Granted but now you can never leave it.

I wish was rich

Noonian
08-08-2008, 01:46 AM
Granted but now you can never leave it.

I wish was rich

Granted: But you now have 134 poor cousins you never knew you had...and they know where you live...

I wish I had a time machine!:)

Reshin
08-08-2008, 02:43 AM
granted but it can only go forward at a rate of 60 seconds per minute

I wish I was a beta tester for Home

Maltay
08-08-2008, 08:21 AM
granted but it can only go forward at a rate of 60 seconds per minute

I wish I was a beta tester for Home

granted, but your cursed to leak all the info to your friends here on the forums.

I wish I get good results in 6 days

Darkelite105
08-08-2008, 09:38 AM
granted, but your cursed to leak all the info to your friends here on the forums.

I wish I get good results in 6 days

Granted but you lost your hearing and vision when you tried to get your results, I wish for a Chocolate Chip cookie that grants wishes

Maltay
08-08-2008, 09:40 AM
Granted but you lost your hearing and vision when you tried to get your results, I wish for a Chocolate Chip cookie that grants wishes

Granted, but you eat it.
I wish for somebody else to make a wish for me.

Darkelite105
08-08-2008, 10:05 AM
Granted, but you eat it.
I wish for somebody else to make a wish for me.

You wish for Immortality but then the appocalypse comes and your left all alone with nothing to do, I wish for a 50 Inch LCD HD TV that can never break, catch on fire, be destroyed, burn out, and works with my ps3 :cool:

Reshin
08-08-2008, 10:26 AM
granted but its radioactive and you die.

I wish I know of a word that rhymes with orange

Darkelite105
08-08-2008, 10:37 AM
granted but its radioactive and you die.

I wish I know of a word that rhymes with orange

granted but its a made up word, i wish for a soda that never goes flat

Frank-the-Bunny
08-08-2008, 01:29 PM
granted but you spill it down the drain

I wish to get picked for the home beta

Jack
08-08-2008, 04:52 PM
granted but your ps3 bricks

I wish qore was free.

Darkelite105
08-09-2008, 02:20 AM
do you mean spore?

ryryryan
08-09-2008, 02:25 AM
do you mean spore?

no, qore is an american thing.

Frank-the-Bunny
08-09-2008, 02:30 AM
anyway granted but qore gets shut down

I wish for october

SACK_HAY
08-09-2008, 02:46 AM
Whoops
Granted, October surprisingly arrives for you before you know it, but something life changing happens to you in september and you weren't there to see it.
I wish PS3 could play music in-game. :/

Reshin
08-09-2008, 02:49 AM
granted but it can only play .mp666

I wish it would rain money

Noonian
08-09-2008, 02:55 AM
granted but it can only play .mp666

I wish it would rain money


Granted: Youve just been hit by 500 billion quarters:p

I wish I could breathe water...

Darkelite105
08-09-2008, 05:45 AM
Granted: Youve just been hit by 500 billion quarters:p

I wish I could breathe water...

Granted but you can only breathe under water now

I wish I had a Warthog from Halo

Maltay
08-09-2008, 08:40 AM
Granted, but it's 4 inches tall..

I wish sackboy would stop teasing me

Reshin
08-09-2008, 08:58 AM
granted, but LBP got cancelled

I wish I can play the guitar

ryryryan
08-09-2008, 01:35 PM
granted, but LBP got cancelled

I wish I can play the guitar

Granted, but you have no guitar to play.

I wish daytime TV was actually good.

Jack
08-09-2008, 04:17 PM
Granted, but you have no guitar to play.

I wish daytime TV was actually good.

granted but you sleep through it.

I wish my comp was better.

Maltay
08-09-2008, 04:59 PM
granted but you sleep through it.

I wish my comp was better.

Granted, you now have an awesome computer but you download a virus that ruins it again.

I wish to have a cookie.

DrunkMiffy
08-09-2008, 05:06 PM
Granted, but it crumbled as soon as you picked it up.

I wish I had a little real life sackboy

Jack
08-09-2008, 05:54 PM
Granted, but it crumbled as soon as you picked it up.

I wish I had a little real life sackboy

Granted but it eats you alive.

I wish I had more movies.

Reshin
08-09-2008, 07:51 PM
granted but their all in some foreign language with no subtitles

I wish I had a box (don't ask why)

DrunkMiffy
08-09-2008, 11:44 PM
You couldnt open it.

I wish I wasnt so hungry

Darkelite105
08-10-2008, 07:56 AM
granted but their all in some foreign language with no subtitles

I wish I had a box (don't ask why)

granted but now your so full it hurts

I wish i had a living lawn gnome on my yard

dorien
08-10-2008, 09:22 AM
granted but now your so full it hurts

I wish i had a living lawn gnome on my yard

Granted, but it comes into your house and nicks your PS3 and now you can't play LBP

I wish i had a time machine

Darkelite105
08-10-2008, 09:26 AM
Granted, but it comes into your house and nicks your PS3 and now you can't play LBP

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but it runs on batteries and you go back to medieval times and the time machine runs out of batteries.

I wish I had a potato chip that grants wishes

Maltay
08-10-2008, 09:27 AM
Granted, but it gets eaten.

I wish I had a drum kit.

Don Vhalt
08-10-2008, 11:31 AM
granted but u dont have the stick things to hit the drums. i wish i had that enourmous t.v. from the olympics

dorien
08-10-2008, 11:36 AM
Granted, but the plug doesn't fit your supply
I wish i had an Olympic Gold Medal

Darkelite105
08-10-2008, 11:41 AM
Granted, but the plug doesn't fit your supply
I wish i had an Olympic Gold Medal

granted but when you got home you realized you got ripped off and it was a chocolate coin in gold foil.

I wish i could give everyone at LBP Central a LBP game early, ha try to corrupt that wish :p

Maltay
08-10-2008, 11:50 AM
granted but when you got home you realized you got ripped off and it was a chocolate coin in gold foil.

I wish i could give everyone at LBP Central a LBP game early, ha try to corrupt that wish :p

Granted, but it costs you your life savings and you can't afford the game for yourself.

I wish Saturday would hurry up

Jack
08-10-2008, 05:42 PM
Granted, but it costs you your life savings and you can't afford the game for yourself.

I wish Saturday would hurry up

Granted, It just flashed by and its sunday again.

I wish LBP lives up to the hype.

Maltay
08-10-2008, 07:11 PM
Granted, It just flashed by and its sunday again.

I wish LBP lives up to the hype.

Granted, but you don't live up to LBP :eek:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller (etc)

dorien
08-10-2008, 07:17 PM
Granted, but you don't live up to LBP :eek:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller (etc)

Granted but you hit your head on a door frame and go into a coma and miss the first 6 months of LBP

I wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow

Don Vhalt
08-10-2008, 07:31 PM
granted but u dont go in cause ur sick. i wish i get all the uncharted trophies

marmiteman
08-10-2008, 09:58 PM
Granted, but the game crashes before you can save them all.

I wish I could use photoshop

Don Vhalt
08-10-2008, 10:11 PM
granted but your bad at using it. i wish for a limted edition lbp to be announced

DrunkMiffy
08-10-2008, 10:25 PM
Granted, but only one copy is made and it's given to me!

I wish I could get "Jim Noir - My Patch" outta my head

Don Vhalt
08-10-2008, 10:31 PM
granted but another really anoying song gets stuck in u'r head. i wish for a second canis canem edit a.k.a bully game

Jon_Jon
08-10-2008, 11:14 PM
granted, but u become a bully. i wish for a pony. lol

dorien
08-10-2008, 11:17 PM
your wish was already corrupted

OK???
I'll carry on
I wish i liked the ps3 lol

Jon_Jon
08-10-2008, 11:24 PM
granted but you end up loving it. i wish i had home beta

Don Vhalt
08-10-2008, 11:28 PM
granted but u get permanently banned. i wish for a ferrarii

Darkelite105
08-10-2008, 11:29 PM
granted but you end up loving it. i wish i had home beta

Granted but when home comes out your ps3 cant download it

I wish i had Army of lawn gnomes

marmiteman
08-10-2008, 11:30 PM
Granted but they revolt against you

I wish I had the money to buy LBP

Darkelite105
08-10-2008, 11:33 PM
Granted but they revolt against you

I wish I had the money to buy LBP

Granted but when it comes out and you get home with it after you buy it you find a big box by your front door and a midget pops out, kicks you in the shin then steals your game.

I wish I had a HD tv

Don Vhalt
08-10-2008, 11:35 PM
granted but it explodes i wish i had lbp.

Maltay
08-11-2008, 07:26 AM
granted but it explodes i wish i had lbp.

Granted but you have to go to the moon to play it, which you do and you enjoy yourself because there are potato chips orbiting around your head and 3 martians help you through the though levels. Only problem is theres no space-ship to bring you back to earth.

I wish you love me

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 03:37 PM
I wish you love me

Granted but now were all obsessed with you and you don't get to play lbp

i wish the stupid pidgeon outside would stop "cooing"

Don Vhalt
08-11-2008, 03:50 PM
granted it stops for 1 second and then starts cooing louder. i wish that i have mercs 2 world in flames.

Bearskopff
08-11-2008, 05:07 PM
Unfortunately the games developers are now up in flames - looks like it isn't going to be released! I wish I could fly, right up to the sky!

DrunkMiffy
08-11-2008, 05:11 PM
You can, but you get sucked into a plane engine :D

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish?

Don Vhalt
08-11-2008, 05:15 PM
granted but u make a 2nd wish and it gets coroupted. i wish it wasn't raining

DrunkMiffy
08-11-2008, 05:17 PM
granted u can fly in a plane. i wish it wasn't raining.

Why do you always ignore my posts on here? Can't you blatently see I posted above you :S:S:S?!?!?

EDIT : Thankyou..

Don Vhalt
08-11-2008, 05:21 PM
Why do you always ignore my posts on here? Can't you blatently see I posted above you :S:S:S?!?!?

EDIT : Thankyou..

sorry i was in the middle of posting both times u posted so didn't see ur post. i always will edit my post if that happens though.

Darkelite105
08-11-2008, 05:39 PM
granted but u make a 2nd wish and it gets coroupted. i wish it wasn't raining

granted but now its drizzling

I wish I had more info about lbp!

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 08:23 PM
Granted, but the more information you recieve the less you want to play the game.

I wish I had LittleBigPlanet right now and it worked,its indestructible, i'm indestructible, my ps3 and tv are indestructible, and the disk isnt blank :p I bet i forgot something real obvious

dorien
08-11-2008, 08:33 PM
Granted but i come round your house and take your game from you (yes i'm a bully) and use your game instead and you wish you were a lot bigger lol
i wish i had a servant

Maltay
08-11-2008, 08:34 PM
Granted but you have no electricity.. Kudos for trying though xD

ED!T: Oh...

Granted but your servant charges $120/hour and you cant afford it. (Servants get paid, slaves do it for free)

I wish 1+1 = fish

dorien
08-11-2008, 08:35 PM
Granted but you have no electricity.. Kudos for trying though xD

I wish 1+1 = fish

too late ha ha


Granted but you have no electricity.. Kudos for trying though xD

I wish 1+1 = fish

but here you go anyway
here is 1+1=fish
yql4go9e_SE

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 08:41 PM
:p Whats your wish? I can't wait to corrupt it! Muhahahaha!

dorien
08-11-2008, 08:43 PM
Sorry went off subject a bit here lol
I wished i had a servant

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 08:45 PM
oh ok Granted but he only works on Christmas Day and he will always steal your presents!

I wish that i did'nt have to make any more wishes!

dorien
08-11-2008, 08:47 PM
Granted i'll get LBP to delete you lol
i wish i won the lottery

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 08:48 PM
Ok but they lost the money and instead gave you coupons for Toilets R Us

I wish i don't get deleted from LBPC!

Gondito
08-11-2008, 08:48 PM
oh ok Granted but he only works on Christmas Day and he will always steal your presents!

I wish that i did'nt have to make any more wishes!

granted, but you explode for no reason at all

I wish that MM will use the suggestion i sent to them exactly as i wanted it

Gondito
08-11-2008, 08:49 PM
Ok but they lost the money and instead gave you coupons for Toilets R Us

I wish i don't get deleted from LBPC!

granted, but you spontainiously combust

my wish same as above

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 08:50 PM
Granted but someone messed up the mail and you won't get credit for it!

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 08:52 PM
What's your wish?

I'll do one to carry on

I wish my A-level could be put on hold when LBP comes out and I, my PS3 or my Tv will explode

Don Vhalt
08-11-2008, 08:53 PM
granted but someone steals ur lbp. i wish nothing bad ever happens to me or anyone i know.

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 09:00 PM
Granted, but nothing good ever happens either like getting LBP

I wish for nothing in particular

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 09:17 PM
But then you get everything!

I wish my M&M dispenser was'nt empty

Don Vhalt
08-11-2008, 09:29 PM
But then you get everything!

I wish my M&M dispenser was'nt empty

granted theres 1 m&m in it. i wish my life was perfect.

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 09:33 PM
Granted, your life is now perfect. But you die because someone dropped a piano from a window and killed you.

I wish i had little big planet and nothing can stop me from playing or saving it.

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 09:36 PM
Granted, but now you can't get on PSN to share your ideas

I wish for some rechargable batteries

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 09:51 PM
Granted! But they're too big for everything you use batteries for!

I wish i could teleport.

Look at my sig! I made it myself with paint!Hmm didnt come up

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 09:52 PM
Granted, but you can only teleport 10 cm around you and only once in an hour

I wish I could freeze time

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 09:54 PM
ok but when you freeze time you age at a rate of 10 years per minute

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 10:08 PM
There is no wish to corrupt!

I'll make one: I wish I was on holiday in Florida already

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 10:20 PM
Granted but when you get there you become unable to move

I wish that more people would come back online to make more wishes to corrupt

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 10:23 PM
Granted, but everyone loses track who corrupted what wish and the thread stops.

I wish I knew what level I was going to make in LBP

Noonian
08-11-2008, 10:25 PM
Granted, but everyone loses track who corrupted what wish and the thread stops.

I wish I knew what level I was going to make in LBP

Granted: you made a level based off of the worst movie ever made..."Anaconda"

I wish I was a cloud...

Reshin
08-11-2008, 10:31 PM
granted but your stuck with the purple suit and your body looks like lego

I wish I can write poetry

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 10:32 PM
Granted but Your old english teacher comes up and fails you!

I wish i could find 500euro on the street

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 10:34 PM
Granted, but it's counterfeit and you end up arrested.

I wish I could destroy all the wasps in the world

Don Vhalt
08-11-2008, 10:36 PM
granted then a bee stings u . i wish only good things happen to me.

liquidsnake96
08-11-2008, 10:38 PM
i wish only good things happen to me.

Granted but all your friend mysteriuously die and you get arrested


I wish I could destroy all the wasps in the world

Granted but now all the bees in the world hate you

I wish i could get the Big Boss emblem in MGS4

marmiteman
08-11-2008, 10:41 PM
Granted but MGS4 stops working unless you delete your save game

I wish I had an unlimited credit card

Jack
08-12-2008, 01:54 AM
Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I wish I had a fish

SuperYuper
08-12-2008, 01:57 AM
Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I wish I had a fish

Granted, but the fish dies right after you get it.

I wish I was in Hawaii:p

Noonian
08-12-2008, 02:05 AM
Granted, but the fish dies right after you get it.

I wish I was in Hawaii:p

Granted: The Island just sank into the ocean

I wish I was Maltay

Reshin
08-12-2008, 02:21 AM
granted, you now gain all of his responsibilities. Get to the sig shop pronto.


I wish for shenmue 3

Stix489
08-12-2008, 02:43 AM
Granted, you get your beloved Shenmue 3...

Why are you still looking at me, are you expecting some sort of catch or something? O_o

Yourcopyofthegameisinfestedwithtinykillernanomachi nesthatareprogrammedtomultiplyassoonasyouplaythega methustakingovertheworldandkillingallthehumanrace!

You didn't see anything! <_< >_>

I wish my wishful wish is never wished upon by other wishes than itself... (Corrupt THAT one! :p)

Reshin
08-12-2008, 03:08 AM
(for shemue 3, worthfit lol)

granted but your wish doesn't come true

I wish for world hunger to end (corrupt that. jerk....)

Stix489
08-12-2008, 03:15 AM
Granted, the government choose you as their solution...they feed you nonstop for 3 years straight, and *content is too graphic for public forum* then distribute the pieces around the world! World hunger is over! =D

I wish I could make games LBP one day!

Marino
08-12-2008, 03:28 AM
You can, but no one likes them.

I wish nothing corrupt happens to anyone & everything good happens to everyone. :p

Stix489
08-12-2008, 03:35 AM
Granted...(nothing corrupt) happens to anyone...and (everything good) happens to EVERYONE...therefore (nothing corrupt + everything good) happens to anyone and everyone...THEREFORE I just corrupted your wish via the use of non-existent formulas!

(I think...>_>)

I wish I had an unlimited supply of awesome NON CORRUPTIBLE Cadbury chocolate!

Noonian
08-12-2008, 04:14 AM
Granted...(nothing corrupt) happens to anyone...and (everything good) happens to EVERYONE...therefore (nothing corrupt + everything good) happens to anyone and everyone...THEREFORE I just corrupted your wish via the use of non-existent formulas!

(I think...>_>)

I wish I had an unlimited supply of awesome NON CORRUPTIBLE Cadbury chocolate!

Granted...But you are allergic to chocolate...:(

I wish I was a Sackboy

12454522412412
08-12-2008, 04:19 AM
Granted...But you are allergic to chocolate...:(

I wish I was a Sackboy

granted
but your zipper is down and your (fluff?/ organs spill out)

I wish for you to have a healthy life thats full of joy. (you can only corrupt yourself)

Darkelite105
08-12-2008, 04:22 AM
granted
but your zipper is down and your (fluff?/ organs spill out)

I wish for you to have a healthy life thats full of joy. (you can only corrupt yourself)

Great thing about corrupted wishes is that (you can only corrupt yourself) always will backward,

Granted but you get corrupted instead of me ;)

I wish i could have 1 dollar from everyone in the world

Stix489
08-12-2008, 04:24 AM
NOT CHOCOLATE! D=

Hmm...Granted, you get to be a cute little Sackboy and play through awesome LBP levels and the such...but then what? You have no family, no real friends...you're all alone in a little big world!

I wish my flu would just go away already >_<

EDIT: Wow I'm delayed O_O Just ignore me then >_>

12454522412412
08-12-2008, 04:26 AM
NOT CHOCOLATE! D=

Hmm...Granted, you get to be a cute little Sackboy and play through awesome LBP levels and the such...but then what? You have no family, no real friends...you're all alone in a little big world!

I wish my flu would just go away already >_<

granted, but you join bernie mac and die of pnemonia

i wish i was an oscar mayor weiner

Darkelite105
08-12-2008, 04:28 AM
granted, but you join bernie mac and die of pnemonia

i wish i was an oscar mayor weiner

Granted but you get eaten :(

I wish I had a cool box like this guy ----> :confused:

mattygibbard
08-12-2008, 10:53 AM
Granted, but the box used to belong to a tramp so it smell's of beer and ****.

I wish sackgirl had boobs.

Thee-Flash
08-12-2008, 10:57 AM
granted but there to big and she falls over all the time

i wish there was over 100 different capes to choose from for your sackboy

mattygibbard
08-12-2008, 11:00 AM
Granted, but all the capes either look *** or make you look like a sackboy in bondage gear.

I wish that LittleBigPlanet will have youtube uploading.

Thee-Flash
08-12-2008, 11:04 AM
granted, but so many lbp videos get uploaded it blows up the system :(

i wish i had a ps eye

Creative
08-12-2008, 11:15 AM
Granted, but it's a super special edition and it costs 250,000,000 and so you have to live on bread crumbs and insects. You then die in an amazing self combusting sequence :)

I wish I had Little Big Planet right now and I could create everything as easily as eating biscuits =D

liquidsnake96
08-12-2008, 12:48 PM
Granted but you have no electricity

Darkelite105
08-12-2008, 12:58 PM
Granted but you have no electricity

whats your wish? :eek:

liquidsnake96
08-12-2008, 12:59 PM
Oh crap i keep forgetting.

I wish that global warming would stop

Darkelite105
08-12-2008, 01:01 PM
Oh crap i keep forgetting.

I wish that global warming would stop

hmm...
Granted but we find a new planet and everyone leaves earth

I wish i had a chocolate chip cookie that grants wishes :)

liquidsnake96
08-12-2008, 01:10 PM
Granted but to make a wish you must eat 100 hot peppers!

I wish that my chest infection was gone

Thee-Flash
08-12-2008, 01:40 PM
granted, but it's not really a chest infection it's a bunch of sackboys and sackgirls having "whistle whistle"

i wish i had soul caliburIV

Darkelite105
08-12-2008, 01:42 PM
granted, but it's not really a chest infection it's a bunch of sackboys and sackgirls having "whistle whistle"

i wish i had soul caliburIV

granted but the eye in your ps3 that reads discs dies on you

I wish my wish for money was corrupted

Creative
08-12-2008, 01:44 PM
Granted, your wish gets corrupted and doesn't work >_< :kz:

I wish I had milkshake.

Darkelite105
08-12-2008, 01:51 PM
Granted, your wish gets corrupted and doesn't work >_< :kz:

I wish I had milkshake.

Granted but you spill it before you can drink it

I wish I was a cloud floating around the earth

DrunkMiffy
08-12-2008, 02:02 PM
Granted but you spill it before you can drink it

I wish I was a cloud floating around the earth

Granted, but you get killed by planes puncturing you.

I wish I had some non sour milk.

Creative
08-12-2008, 02:34 PM
Granted but you find out you're allergic to things that aren't sour and you die a slow and painful death... :)

I wish I had a pet sackboy.

littlebiglollipop
08-12-2008, 04:01 PM
Granted but you find out you're allergic to things that aren't sour and you die a slow and painful death... :)

I wish I had a pet sackboy.

Granted, but suddenly it starts editing your house, until it's a japanese garden level

I wish for a sackboy plushie

Gondito
08-12-2008, 05:10 PM
Granted, but suddenly it starts editing your house, until it's a japanese garden level

I wish for a sackboy plushie

granted, but it smells of farts and the smell wont go away, plus you explode

i wish for this wish to be corrupted

Darkelite105
08-12-2008, 05:26 PM
granted, but it smells of farts and the smell wont go away, plus you explode

i wish for this wish to be corrupted

Granted, Congratulations you just wasted your one and only wish :p

I wish I was a Lawn Gnome

Creative
08-12-2008, 06:49 PM
Granted but someone drops you and you break into a million pieces.

I wish I had a legion of Mr.Smith style sackboys at my command.

SuperYuper
08-12-2008, 06:59 PM
granted, but someone takes them away.

I wish school never came

liquidsnake96
08-12-2008, 07:51 PM
Granted but instead you got sold into slavery

i wish the pigeon outside would stop cooing (again, it really loud)

marmiteman
08-12-2008, 08:20 PM
Granted but the pigeon starts to claw at your face

I wish I get good AS results on Thursday

SuperYuper
08-12-2008, 10:00 PM
Granted but the pigeon starts to claw at your face

I wish I get good AS results on Thursday

Granted, but your reslults get lost so you have to take it over again

I wish I was a janitor:p

Maltay
08-12-2008, 10:52 PM
Granted but the pigeon starts to claw at your face

I wish I get good AS results on Thursday

You must be my age and from the UK! Good luck buddy!

Janitor? Hmm...

Okay granted, but you don't clean anything and get demoted to something worse then janitor.. Toilet scrubber maybe.

I wish my passport would come tomorow.

marmiteman
08-12-2008, 11:01 PM
You must be my age and from the UK! Good luck buddy!

Janitor? Hmm...

Okay granted, but you don't clean anything and get demoted to something worse then janitor.. Toilet scrubber maybe.

I wish my passport would come tomorow.

Thank you for wishing me luck

And wish granted, but the postman delivering spontaneously combusts with the passport in his hands

I wish I could have a HDTV in my room

Teh_Bucko
08-12-2008, 11:21 PM
You have an HDTV in your room, but It's only 17".

I wish I could think of a wish.

SuperYuper
08-12-2008, 11:25 PM
You have an HDTV in your room, but It's only 17".

I wish I could think of a wish.

wish granted, but no one replies after your wish

I wish you could wish two wishes in one post

RevNelson
08-13-2008, 02:04 AM
wish granted, but no one replies after your wish

I wish you could wish two wishes in one post

Granted, but all future posts are ignored.

I wish I could have parents that don't beat me once or twice a fortnight.
:(

ConfusedCartman
08-13-2008, 02:08 AM
Granted, but all future posts are ignored.

I wish I could have parents that don't beat me once or twice a fortnight.
:(
Hold up, hold up. Are you serious or joking? If you are serious, then this is a hell of a way to bring it up...

SuperYuper
08-13-2008, 04:43 AM
Granted, but all future posts are ignored.

I wish I could have parents that don't beat me once or twice a fortnight.
:(

granted, but your parents hire tougher people to beat you up three times a night.

I wish I was a toilet cleaner instead of a janitor

Darkelite105
08-14-2008, 02:52 PM
granted, but your parents hire tougher people to beat you up three times a night.

I wish I was a toilet cleaner instead of a janitor

Granted but your toilet blows up

I wish I could create stuff in real life like in lbp where i just pull up a menu and build stuff

SuperYuper
08-14-2008, 04:02 PM
Granted but your toilet blows up

I wish I could create stuff in real life like in lbp where i just pull up a menu and build stuff

granted, but someone builds a giant cannon and they blow up earth

I wish there was a LittleBigPlanet beta and I was in it:p

liquidsnake96
08-14-2008, 04:57 PM
Granted but your PS3 combusts so you can't play it

I wish i had photoshop!

SuperYuper
08-14-2008, 05:20 PM
Granted but your PS3 combusts so you can't play it

I wish i had photoshop!

granted but your computer combusts and you can't use it

I wish I had uncharted

Darkelite105
08-14-2008, 05:22 PM
granted but your computer combusts and you can't use it

I wish I had uncharted

Granted you get a UNCHARTED island in the middle of nowhere :p

I wish i had a Sprite right now

SuperYuper
08-14-2008, 05:45 PM
granted, but someone takes it:p

I wish I had Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Darkelite105
08-14-2008, 05:52 PM
granted, but someone takes it:p

I wish I had Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Granted but theres a scratch on it and at first you were worried but you played threw the game anyways and was surprised it works, but when you got to the last level it give you a message saying "could not read disk" then your ps3 broke.

I wish i had a cardboard box on wheels

SuperYuper
08-14-2008, 06:02 PM
granted, but some guy walks buy smoking and throws his cigarette in some lighter fluid, which blows up and then catches your cardboard box with wheels on fire and it burns till nothing is left of it.

I wish I had a billion dollars that was only mine and could not burn or be stolen or be lost.grr

Darkelite105
08-14-2008, 06:08 PM
granted, but some guy walks buy smoking and throws his cigarette in some lighter fluid, which blows up and then catches your cardboard box with wheels on fire and it burns till nothing is left of it.

I wish I had a billion dollars that was only mine and could not burned or be stolen or be lost.grr

Granted, and it isnt burn, nor stolen or lost but given to Darkelite105

I wish i had a ATV

SuperYuper
08-14-2008, 08:32 PM
granted, but it blows up

I wish I four ps3s:p

Yarbone
08-14-2008, 09:10 PM
granted but they are all locked in a indestructible container with a 1.000.000.000 number code wich can't be unlocked because you DON'T know it.

I wish i had such an indestructible container!

big93
08-14-2008, 09:19 PM
granted, but it isint waterproof

i wish for world peace :)

marmiteman
08-14-2008, 09:19 PM
Granted, but it arrives with your copy of LBP inside!

I wish I'd got better gardes at AS today :cry:

Emble
08-14-2008, 09:22 PM
granted, but it isint waterproof

i wish for world peace :)

Granted, everybody on earth is using drugs and everybody is blaming u !

I wish, That i can get a PS3 with toilet paper :)

big93
08-14-2008, 09:30 PM
granted, but becuase the ps3 gets so blazingly hot, this sets the toilet paper on fire as you start wiping...

i wish that the backwards compatibility for ps3 dident suck so much

Darth_Spartan
08-14-2008, 11:57 PM
granted but now LBP won't work

I wish that the person who grants my wish lives a full life with all the wealth they ever need and a copy of LBP falls from a plane a week before anyone else gets it.

SuperYuper
08-15-2008, 12:38 AM
granted, but the LittleBigPlanet copy hits me on the head and I stay in a coma for the rest of my life.

I wish I could get the home beta for the ps3:p

Jack
08-15-2008, 12:39 AM
Granted but you get kicked out cause it was a mistake

I wish I had money

SuperYuper
08-15-2008, 12:44 AM
Granted, but a breeze sends all your money flying into your fire place. :)

I wish I could get into the resistance beta:p

Jack
08-15-2008, 12:46 AM
Granted, but a breeze sends all your money flying into your fire place. :)

I wish I could get into the resistance beta:p

granted but you accidently divide by zero,bricking your ps3

i wish i had a drink

SuperYuper
08-15-2008, 12:50 AM
granted, but you miss your mouth and it falls down an endless pit:p

I wish I could get money by playing video games :hero:

Creative
08-15-2008, 08:23 AM
Granted, but you spend so much time on the Playstation you die of... laziness >_<

I wish I was in the Big Brother house.

big93
08-15-2008, 08:32 AM
granted, but you get eliminated within minutes!

i wish i could fly

Creative
08-15-2008, 08:44 AM
Granted, but you get devoured by a cloud and the cloudmen take you apart slowly, limb my limb =D

I wish I had a PS4.

big93
08-15-2008, 08:50 AM
granted but the system is so new, that no games are available, and that backwords compatibility for ps3 is only as good as the ps3's 40gb backwards compatibility is to ps2... non existant!

i wish i would sleep more often

Creative
08-15-2008, 09:05 AM
Granted but you die in your sleep and no-one knows your dead because you sleep so much.

I wish I had a solar gun.

Maltay
08-15-2008, 09:17 AM
Granted but snake comes along in full big boss camo and your so scared you drop it and run away

I wish I had 1000 in my hand

Creative
08-15-2008, 09:20 AM
Hehe awesome reply :D

Granted, but your hand gets chopped off and the money flys away.

I wish I had a pet piranha.

Darkelite105
08-15-2008, 02:22 PM
Hehe awesome reply :D

Granted, but your hand gets chopped off and the money flys away.

I wish I had a pet piranha.

Granted but he eats your hand when LBP comes out

I wish i had a pet jello monster

Darth_Spartan
08-15-2008, 02:24 PM
Granted but it takes over the world

I wish I had a spoon to eat my way out of his jello filled world.

Darkelite105
08-15-2008, 02:26 PM
Granted but it takes over the world

I wish I had a spoon to eat my way out of his jello filled world.

granted and you achieve your goal and win LBP beta for saving the world, then you wake up and it all was a dream

I wish i had a living pumpkin that had a skeleton body

Darth_Spartan
08-15-2008, 02:49 PM
granted but it end up chasing you on a horse with flaming pumpkin heads

I wish I had a spider-man sack boy

ryryryan
08-15-2008, 04:59 PM
Granted, but like in 2 he starts to lose his powers.

I wish you didn't have to work for money

Maltay
08-15-2008, 05:01 PM
Granted, but like in 2 he starts to lose his powers.

I wish you didn't have to work for money

Granted, but you get arrested for robbing the bank. (30 years)

I wish I could play my music full blast with no complaints.

big93
08-16-2008, 07:06 AM
granted, but you go deaf and can never hear music again

i wish there were more hours in a day

Thee-Flash
08-16-2008, 07:13 AM
granted,
but the day never ended so no 1 got any sleep and all died

i wish the rabbit in my signature got his carrot

big93
08-16-2008, 03:21 PM
granted, but considering there is only one carrot in the picture, once the rabit divoured the carrot, he had no hopes, dreams or aspirations... and died ( of hunger )

i wish time went faster when you wanted it to go faster, and slower when you wanted it to go slower

Guitarrassdeamor
08-16-2008, 03:25 PM
Granted, however instead the effect is reversed so when you want it to go slow it goes fast and when you want it to go fast it goes slow.

I wish I had a steady inflow of cash.

ryryryan
08-16-2008, 03:48 PM
Granted, however instead the effect is reversed so when you want it to go slow it goes fast and when you want it to go fast it goes slow.

I wish I had a steady inflow of cash.

Granted - but the currency is changed and your cash becomes worthless.

I wish the next few weeks would go quickly.

big93
08-17-2008, 06:42 AM
granted, but in a strange turn of events, those weeks were strangly the weeks where you would have learned all and any usefull information and becuase of that you grew up not knowing what you must know, and died a death by accidental suicide becuase you dident know rock climbing must be done with a rope


i wish i had a better job

Creative
08-17-2008, 08:12 AM
Granted, but it's voluntary.

I wish I had a private jet that couldn't crash.

12454522412412
08-17-2008, 08:14 AM
granted, but it cant take off

i wish i had LBP

Creative
08-17-2008, 08:24 AM
Granted, but there's a disc error and it gets stuck in your PS3 so you can never play another game on it again.

I wish I had every console known to mankind.

12454522412412
08-17-2008, 08:26 AM
granted...
one of them is powered by a nuclear reactor that melts down and contaminates you

i wish that you will live a healthy and full life