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MC Banhammer
10-29-2008, 02:36 PM
Answer the stupid question with a stupid answer then ask another question :p


Why dosen't LBP suck?

dorien
10-29-2008, 02:43 PM
because i like the colour blue. Why do birds sing in the morning

MC Banhammer
10-29-2008, 02:45 PM
Becouse they had too much coffie

Why am i so bored?

dorien
10-29-2008, 02:50 PM
because you've been travelling on the motorway all day just like me :(. Why is the uk being screwed by sony and we still are waiting

MC Banhammer
10-29-2008, 02:53 PM
Becouse MM Are secratly all american.


Why are stupid questions so fun?

Creative
10-29-2008, 05:11 PM
Because your peanut sized brain is unable to comprehend normal questions.

Why are hammers ftw?

GuyWithNoEyes
10-29-2008, 05:13 PM
MILKY JUICE CAKES

Why is why is why is?

Creative
10-29-2008, 05:15 PM
Why

llololol?

dorien
10-29-2008, 05:18 PM
just because it is it is it is.

Will i ever get home???

Creative
10-29-2008, 05:19 PM
No, you're destined to lfoat around in space for ever.

PSNZ ZBOX?

GuyWithNoEyes
10-29-2008, 05:22 PM
WTF PIME TARADOX.

I really want to it have is an iguana not it is not like is?

Creative
10-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Rofl.

Why shalth thou?

dorien
10-29-2008, 05:42 PM
gin gan gooly gooly gooly gooly watch strap gin gan goo

Wtf was that all about???:p

Creative
10-29-2008, 05:44 PM
Lol.

Pure loalgee.

dorien
10-29-2008, 05:54 PM
because creative didn't ask a question, thats why:)

I'm so happy i'm finally back in essex at my yard and i can get in my van and drive home to london. How long will it take me to get home?

in

Creative
10-29-2008, 06:03 PM
4 months.

What happened to dorien's sig? 07 thinks it's been dorienized.

panzer3000
10-29-2008, 07:10 PM
i dont know

how come sackboy is so small?

DarkGod13
10-29-2008, 07:15 PM
Because he likes cake!

Why am I sick?

Creative
10-29-2008, 07:28 PM
Because you're ill.

Why must you live?

qrtda235566
10-29-2008, 07:44 PM
Because the clouds have eyes and teeth and poop flowers and kisses for all of mankind.

How I now do that?

Code1337
10-29-2008, 08:18 PM
If they have no bread, then let them have cake! =D

Do you like?

HobocidalManiac
10-30-2008, 02:00 PM
I don't like I LOVE!

Did you accidentally all over the forums?

floor3013
10-30-2008, 10:06 PM
Not as much as my TV did!

What is 2+2?

dorien
10-30-2008, 10:18 PM
Not as much as my TV did!

What is 2+2?

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/dorien360/4FatLadies.jpg


what do you get if you mix blue with yellow?????

alexbull_uk
10-30-2008, 10:26 PM
A cross between seven fish and twelve donkeys.

Does coffee always taste like mud?

dorien
10-30-2008, 10:33 PM
only if I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Will the UK ever get LBP????????????????????????????????????????????

Coltfirearms
10-30-2008, 11:50 PM
of course not.:mad:

Why are the sack boys short?:confused:

alexbull_uk
10-31-2008, 12:29 AM
They stopped using M4's.

Is it really possible to find the emerald monkey?

Creative
10-31-2008, 01:33 PM
Of course, you just have to masticate on a lovely headless chicken.

Eleventy one with scissors?

lordflash11
11-02-2008, 05:23 PM
111 SNIP!

What is the meaning of life?

Don Vhalt
11-02-2008, 06:41 PM
the meaning of life is LBP.
why is 2 plus 2 not 5?

panzer3000
11-02-2008, 07:24 PM
because you forgot to carry the 1

why are my hand soo huge

Yarbone
11-02-2008, 07:39 PM
Because cheese isn't red and bananas grow in an apple tree!

Why do I have 10 fingers?

qrtda235566
11-02-2008, 07:53 PM
Because the world is an oyster and you're a run away train

Why does Fallout 3 on the PS3 suck so much?

panzer3000
11-02-2008, 08:02 PM
because you believe what all the 360 fan boys say, and ps3 game are normally darker cause of their setting

why does lbp suck so much? (been scarcstic, lbp rocks)

qrtda235566
11-02-2008, 08:16 PM
because you keep forgetting to take out the FO3 disc.
No seriously, FO3 froze on me 4 times in a row, why is that?

dorien
11-02-2008, 08:17 PM
As it's a new form of hoover lbp5000xp

What is the square root of 9000

qrtda235566
11-02-2008, 08:29 PM
the same as the circular route of the sky
How many times have you seen a window?

dorien
11-02-2008, 08:41 PM
17.34534 <<<<< i took off 6.4534647 due to the fact i wasn't too sure if i definitely saw them or it was in a dream

Why is the moon not made of cheese ???

RockSauron
11-02-2008, 08:55 PM
Because the moon being made out of peanuts is that much more awesome.

Why am I not already king of the universe?

FlowersInHisHair
11-02-2008, 10:34 PM
You filled out your application incorrectly.

What if trees were bees?

RockSauron
11-02-2008, 10:36 PM
Then we wouldn't have enough oxygen and we'd all die.

Why is there no ice in LBP?

Stix489
11-03-2008, 03:45 AM
Because the concept of A sackboy holding a cone of ice cream is too cute for the public to survive.

Why do I always say stuff that SHE said?

Code1337
11-03-2008, 04:29 AM
Cause that's what she said. :P

>_>

What is love?

Stix489
11-03-2008, 04:40 AM
Love is the essence of the triphalirium theory of justification by outright example. Of course, this only leads back to the study of the rhythmical movement of parallel junctioning within the aspect of the paralectico theorem, which is obviously both directly and indirectly related, or better yet, closely linked within the aforementioned theory of justification, which is in fact of the same family roots of which the word "love" is associated with.

Source: Me.

Simple enough?

Yarbone
11-03-2008, 05:11 AM
It should be more complicated because i don't understand (Did you really made that up yourself??!?!?!?)

what's the point of LBP?

Stix489
11-03-2008, 05:19 AM
Yep, I just made up anything. It really doesn't make sense! That's what happens when you don't even think when you're writing :p

To create stuffs and liek hav fun! LOLOLZLolololollzolz =D

Yarbone
11-03-2008, 06:04 AM
You forgot a question :p

qrtda235566
11-03-2008, 10:59 PM
Because, Stix, Mass/Volume=Density

How come I'm not a kitteh?

ClankXIII
11-03-2008, 11:08 PM
Because, Stix, Mass/Volume=Density

How come I'm not a kitteh?

Answer: What?

Question: What?

dorien
11-03-2008, 11:21 PM
Answer: What?

Question: What?

Because Clank can't correct people properly lol:p

Why is that still funny;)

qrtda235566
11-03-2008, 11:38 PM
AAAAAAAH!

Punch a dog in the nose?

Go,Mouse!
11-04-2008, 12:19 AM
NO!

punch a cat in the forehead?

qrtda235566
11-04-2008, 12:54 AM
No!
Blow up the cheese?

Go,Mouse!
11-04-2008, 02:12 AM
NEVER!

change the meaning of awesome to lame ;)?

RockSauron
11-04-2008, 02:20 AM
Meh, sure, why not?

Who do you find more atractive- Tom cruise or Mel Gibson.

Code1337
11-04-2008, 03:14 AM
Mudkipz!!!!

Who's going to win?

Snrm
11-04-2008, 03:58 AM
Charmanders!! and mudkips are gonna fail horribly! :p

qrtda235566
11-04-2008, 04:40 AM
Change the word Go to jerk and change the word mouse to face?

Snrm
11-04-2008, 04:44 AM
you killed the world and me for confusing me

why does awesomemans avatar scare me?

Thee-Flash
11-04-2008, 04:48 AM
^

good question!!

because the smile is so cheesy

why has he got a box on his head ---------> :confused:

Maltay
11-04-2008, 07:28 AM
^

good question!!

because the smile is so cheesy

why has he got a box on his head ---------> :confused:

because theres cake inside.

To be or not to be?

Creative
11-04-2008, 09:12 AM
Maybeeeeeee...

Ghost or rabbit eating monkeys strapped into a chair that will fling you into a nuclear holocaust?

TheArmedReaper
11-04-2008, 09:14 AM
Rabbit.
Me or Creative? (It's a stupid question because there's an obvious answer)

Snrm
11-04-2008, 01:50 PM
you

i know you more than creative.

whos gonna win the election??
^hopes it is the Libertarin party :p

HobocidalManiac
11-04-2008, 01:57 PM
W. THIRD TERM! (I seriously hope this doesn't magically happen).

Chocolate or vanilla?

Snrm
11-04-2008, 02:40 PM
strawberry

Will peanuts eat me? and will rocksauron be there to see me die XD

RockSauron
11-04-2008, 03:00 PM
strawberry

Will peanuts eat me? and will rocksauron be there to see me die XD

No, Peanuts won't eat you, but yes, I will be there when you die- take that for what you will.

MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Am I never gonna give you up? Am I ever gonna let you down? Ever gonna turn around and desert you?

Callahan90
11-04-2008, 03:29 PM
Never going to make you die.

What is the capital of LittleBigPlanetCentral?

lordflash11
11-04-2008, 03:38 PM
The City of General Stuff

Why am i left handed?

RockSauron
11-04-2008, 04:15 PM
The City of General Stuff

Why am i left handed?

Because, one day, when the universe was set to begin, the one man who could prevent forest fires failed in his duty, and so an orange fell from the sky and ate a bear. This mutant orange then devoured another orange, and was exiled from the community as a canibal and decided to create left handed people as his revenge.

Why will no one post on my story? o_0

defleopard98
11-04-2008, 05:06 PM
Because, one day, when the universe was set to begin, the one man who could prevent forest fires failed in his duty, and so an orange fell from the sky and ate a bear. This mutant orange then devoured another orange, and was exiled from the community as a canibal and decided to create left handed people as his revenge.

Why will no one post on my story? o_0

I just did. YouTube - RickRoll'D



Why can't I have more than 23 PS3 games?

Creative
11-04-2008, 05:10 PM
you

i know you more than creative.

:eek:

Because GlaDOS doesn't want to let you. You should be sad now.

Roll or rip?

panzer3000
11-04-2008, 05:51 PM
both,

to pee or not to pee?
yes i said pee

Creative
11-04-2008, 05:53 PM
To pee.

Bold or italic?

dorien
11-04-2008, 05:55 PM
Guys this isn't the OR game DDDUUUURRRRRrrrr:p

What is it with all the baked beans in the world ????????

TheArmedReaper
11-04-2008, 05:56 PM
Underlined.
Crisps or potatoe chips?
EDIT: Dorien this is the stupid version of the OR game. Gawd Dorien! Catch up.
:kz:

dorien
11-04-2008, 05:58 PM
WOW because you didn't get the message there did ya lol

Why is poo brown??????

TheArmedReaper
11-04-2008, 06:02 PM
Because every poo is a peice of the sackboy.
O_o
Why are sackboys brown?

RockSauron
11-04-2008, 06:15 PM
Because every poo is a peice of the sackboy.
O_o
Why are sackboys brown?

Because every Sackboy is made from poo.

do you want to eat my face?

TheArmedReaper
11-04-2008, 06:20 PM
It looks like a sackboy which is made of poo.
When will we get off the poo topic?

Snrm
11-04-2008, 06:20 PM
no because i just saw a sackboy run on it.


what ever happened to barney. i never see it anymore :*(

RockSauron
11-04-2008, 07:05 PM
no because i just saw a sackboy run on it.


what ever happened to barney. i never see it anymore :*(

They arrested him because he "loved" kids too much.

Where's my burrito?

Snrm
11-04-2008, 07:06 PM
it turned into a taco

why are LBP servers going down :(

lordflash11
11-04-2008, 07:11 PM
it turned into a taco

why are LBP servers going down :(

Because im not in them

Why is my UK LittleBigPlanet taking so long to arrive?

L.B.P
11-05-2008, 06:31 PM
Because Sony Likes Pie

Why Does Gravity Pull Down?

Snrm
11-05-2008, 08:14 PM
because it doesnt like up

why does my bird hurt me :(

12454522412412
11-05-2008, 08:17 PM
The answer is B!

The color blue. true or false?

Snrm
11-05-2008, 08:18 PM
lets sing the true false song!

TRUE!!! FALSE!!!! there nouns there nouns! oh yah there adverbs there adverbs oh yah!!!

Why are the chicago bears so awesome

qrtda235566
11-09-2008, 02:14 AM
Because they are nice and brown.

What is and what should never be?

Snrm
11-09-2008, 03:24 AM
Pineapples pine pine apple!!!!! <<<< i dont know you got your stupid anwser this is ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

why are pinapples so awesome!!!

Callahan90
11-09-2008, 04:32 PM
Because Pines and Apples aren't so Pineapple is double negative...

Never, Gonna, Give, You, or Up?

Snrm
11-09-2008, 04:36 PM
down!!!

why do people cough?

qrtda235566
11-09-2008, 06:04 PM
down!!!

why do people cough?

Because they are nice and furless.

Why is martch of the ga;e so fnaegligoo?

alexbull_uk
11-09-2008, 06:05 PM
Because eggs smell like bananas.

What do you get if you cross a donkey and another donkey with slightly smaller legs?

qrtda235566
11-09-2008, 06:34 PM
Because eggs smell like bananas.

What do you get if you cross a donkey and another donkey with slightly smaller legs?

You get your legs eaten off

What if the 360 was better than the PS3?

Snrm
11-09-2008, 07:13 PM
even

why are one of the bookmarks del.icio.us

Go,Mouse!
11-09-2008, 07:24 PM
because celery tastes good

why doesn't tigger's tail break when he bounces on it?

Snrm
11-09-2008, 07:29 PM
because it bounces

why are cats so superior over mouses!!!!

qrtda235566
11-09-2008, 11:04 PM
Because kittehs are like a roof.

Do my calcutators work?

Snrm
11-09-2008, 11:20 PM
toilet??

why is awesomemans avatar still so scary

Go,Mouse!
11-09-2008, 11:30 PM
because he isn't a mouse

why do flowers grow?

Snrm
11-10-2008, 12:38 AM
because of rabbids.

why is this look so weird

Code1337
11-10-2008, 11:53 AM
Because pigs fly.

Can pigs fly?

TheArmedReaper
11-10-2008, 01:07 PM
No. It's stupid because it isn't true. XD
How did the word ,'geek' come around?

QuozL
11-10-2008, 01:23 PM
How did the word ,'geek' come around?

The word geek is a slang term, noting individuals as "a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, gaming, etc."[1] Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or bugs. The 1976 edition of the American Heritage Dictionary included only the definition regarding geek shows.

This word comes from English dialect geek, geck: fool, freak; from Low German geck, from Middle Low German. The root geck still survives in Dutch gek: crazy, and in the Alsatian word Gickeleshut: geek's hat, used in carnivals[2].

Source: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek)

Cheers QuozL

TheArmedReaper
11-10-2008, 01:28 PM
The word geek is a slang term, noting individuals as "a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, gaming, etc."[1] Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or bugs. The 1976 edition of the American Heritage Dictionary included only the definition regarding geek shows.

This word comes from English dialect geek, geck: fool, freak; from Low German geck, from Middle Low German. The root geck still survives in Dutch gek: crazy, and in the Alsatian word Gickeleshut: geek's hat, used in carnivals[2].

Source: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek)

Cheers QuozL

T_T
Dude, I wanted a stupid answer. You ruined the game. You're a party pooper.
:p

QuozL
11-10-2008, 01:52 PM
Yay I win

Cheers QuozL

Yarbone
11-10-2008, 02:15 PM
T_T
Dude, I wanted a stupid answer. You ruined the game. You're a party pooper.
:p

c'mon that's a pretty funny answer :p

What is not red ,has a green spotted computer screen on
a boat with a cape made of paper and carrots? <--- wow THAT was stupid...

TheArmedReaper
11-10-2008, 03:28 PM
uks_FINEST_HERO. Mr Flash with a cape.
What is the letter 'e' in between?

Snrm
11-10-2008, 08:34 PM
z and y

why does pop corn pop?

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 09:39 PM
because they are just so darn happy

why does america fail at car making when they invented it?

Snrm
11-10-2008, 09:44 PM
because italy owns us!

why does Call of duty own?

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 09:46 PM
it owns so much that nobody knows the answer >_<

why doesn't mouse actually have a pet mouse?

Snrm
11-10-2008, 10:04 PM
because mice have cooties

go mouse loves forum games. why doesnt she try any other games :)

dorien
11-10-2008, 10:29 PM
Like strip poker;)

Why did I feel that i had to put that:D

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 10:30 PM
because everyone else picks on mouse ;)

why does everyone pick on mouse?

dorien
11-10-2008, 10:33 PM
Because she likes cheese

Why am I on here when the missus and kid have been asleep for ages and I could be playing LBP??????????

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 10:35 PM
because you love us too much ;)

why did that doughnut i just ate taste really bad ;_;

RockSauron
11-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Pumpkin.

Who watches the watchmen?

dorien
11-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Because it must of came from the same shop as the cream cake I ate earlier, because it tasted stale uuuucccckkkk

Sorry these answers are just not silly enough and are actually trying to answer peoples questions

So my real answer is

Fling flag gobledie goop

There, that should do it


Should I go or should I stay?????? MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

EDIT:see Rock's was much better lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 10:49 PM
why, obviously play lbp :3 even if it means leaving us here ;_;

now or later?

dorien
11-10-2008, 10:53 PM
Before

What is the diameter of the Earth????????

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 10:56 PM
12 cm

when will mice have equal rights?

Snrm
11-10-2008, 11:00 PM
when cats rule the land

when willl cats get owned by my tiger avatar

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 11:04 PM
they already did

buttons or snaps?

Snrm
11-10-2008, 11:06 PM
bold itallic underlined??

what pie is best?

Go,Mouse!
11-10-2008, 11:07 PM
flippleberry with extra jazz

city or country?

RockSauron
11-10-2008, 11:09 PM
suburbs

Who killed mufasa?

Snrm
11-10-2008, 11:34 PM
the evil guy from halo 3
not joking there was an amazing halo 3 player and his gamertag was mufasa

why are some people so good at halo3!

dorien
11-10-2008, 11:35 PM
Don't know, but we'll blame it on Miffy

What is the oldest known dog??????????

Snrm
11-11-2008, 01:10 AM
a puppy.

why are puppies so.... puppish

BobMarley
11-11-2008, 02:53 AM
I have hush puppies

do I really have hush puppies or are they clarks.. or loafers?! you tell me

Snrm
11-11-2008, 03:35 AM
they are spammers!! made by clank

why is marley's PSN murtunaface?

Gunluis
11-11-2008, 12:01 PM
becuz he loves tuna.

Why is Homer Simpson stupid?

Snrm
11-11-2008, 04:10 PM
because of peter from family guy the world xplodes

why is french class so hard :(

Night Angel
11-11-2008, 09:24 PM
Because I don't take it

Why am I not posting here?

Snrm
11-11-2008, 09:34 PM
because pie= pinapples

e=mc box?

Night Angel
11-11-2008, 10:09 PM
C ME or C U?

What is a capital letter?

Code1337
11-11-2008, 10:13 PM
42

What is what?

Stix489
11-11-2008, 10:18 PM
How.

Why is it that Netgear reminds me of METAL GEAR?!

RockSauron
11-11-2008, 10:36 PM
How.

Why is it that Netgear reminds me of METAL GEAR?!

A Hind D.

Colonel? what's a russian Gunship doing here?!

Night Angel
11-11-2008, 10:49 PM
It wanted to play follow the leader.

Why is it that the post below me will type something stupid?

RockSauron
11-11-2008, 10:52 PM
Because it was written by me.

Who shot the sherrif?

Night Angel
11-11-2008, 11:01 PM
The sheriff shot himself

Who shot me?

Pinkcars
11-11-2008, 11:06 PM
the 5th poster in this thread.

Who is he?

Night Angel
11-11-2008, 11:43 PM
He's a member of LBP Central Forums

Who sells seashells by the seashore?

dorien
11-12-2008, 07:18 PM
Little Red Riding Hood


What does 12 + 6 x CHEESE / 789.98567457645 =

TheArmedReaper
11-12-2008, 07:39 PM
Dorien.
What is the formula to 'A'?

mjuice
11-12-2008, 07:43 PM
Apple Pie A La Mode

Have you seen any good movies lately?

dorien
11-12-2008, 08:00 PM
Yeah SPICE GIRLS THE MOVIE

Would there ever be a time when a chickens side of the street would not but discussed

Snrm
11-12-2008, 08:03 PM
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you sing with me??? :P

why are the abc so hard to learn!!! < lol

Night Angel
11-13-2008, 11:34 PM
Because they involve "learning"

Why do girls like pink?

IndianaStatic
11-17-2008, 06:12 PM
Because their brain is also pink.
No seriously
I'm not kidding

my question:

Wadde hadde duddeda?

RockSauron
11-17-2008, 10:11 PM
pizza nut

Who stole dorien's slippers and false teeth?

Valo
11-17-2008, 10:15 PM
42.

Why does it always rain on me?

RockSauron
11-17-2008, 10:15 PM
Because it does.

Why does it, though?

Night Angel
11-17-2008, 10:20 PM
Because it does.

No, seriously, why does it, though?

RockSauron
11-17-2008, 10:55 PM
It does because it never did.

What WOULD happen if it ever did, though?

Valo
11-17-2008, 11:03 PM
Then it would surely rain on you.

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Night Angel
11-17-2008, 11:26 PM
It depends on what position you were in before.

Why does a cow say "Moo?"

RockSauron
11-17-2008, 11:44 PM
A cow says moo when neutron particles overload the central nerve area, causing a split chain reaction that destroys all life on Earth.

Why is the green blue?

ryryryan
11-18-2008, 12:01 AM
A cow says moo when neutron particles overload the central nerve area, causing a split chain reaction that destroys all life on Earth.

Why is the green blue?

Because the Red was too Green.

Isn't this whole forum section just basically spam? (actually a serious question innit lol. But i was thinking bout it. Probably why i never post here)

RockSauron
11-18-2008, 12:02 AM
Because the Red was too Green.

Isn't this whole forum section just basically spam? (actually a serious question innit lol. But i was thinking bout it. Probably why i never post here)

is that not the point?

Who thinks I am RockSauron?

Night Angel
11-18-2008, 12:03 AM
Blue is green because, in relative spectrum quantities, green and blue are considered neutral colors on a white light scale. And no, you are not RockSauron. RockSauron is merely a unconstitutional figure represented as a incognito username on boards where people express fun and their devotion to LittleBigPlanet

What what?

ryryryan
11-18-2008, 12:07 AM
is that not the point?

Who thinks I am RockSauron?
Only the Sauron of Rock can answer the Rock of Sauron.

And noting to the forum section... it just seems like a lame way to grab up post count :/ But ooooh well. now i've said what i want i will leave with more question.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Night Angel
11-18-2008, 12:08 AM
There's a Ron colored burgundy?

What what what?

RockSauron
11-18-2008, 12:10 AM
Answer answer answer?

Who when died?

Night Angel
11-18-2008, 12:11 AM
When died when who died didn't you know?

Who what when where why how?

Gunluis
11-18-2008, 12:08 PM
EGGS!!!

Who thinks I am GunLuis?

Valo
11-18-2008, 02:59 PM
The sky does.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

TheArmedReaper
11-18-2008, 04:14 PM
The amount of fingers I have.
How many fingers do I have?

RockSauron
11-18-2008, 07:33 PM
42.

Why am I as awesome as a peanut?

Stix489
11-18-2008, 07:44 PM
Because you're not.

Why is he not as awesome as a peanut?

dorien
11-18-2008, 07:51 PM
because he's pure good and an angel, and peanuts are bad

Why am I old?????????

Stix489
11-18-2008, 07:58 PM
Because your first pet was a dinosaur >_>

Why is he who has hollow horns of havoc have horns of hollow?

Night Angel
11-18-2008, 09:56 PM
SonOfRageAndLove

How come he can make such an awesome sig?
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

UmJammerSully
11-19-2008, 12:22 AM
Because he studied awesome artistical design at the University of awesome in West Awesome, Awesomopia.

Who am I? Where am I?

....
.......
....

WHEN AM I!?!?!

Stix489
11-19-2008, 03:26 AM
Who? No one.

Where? Nowhere.

When? Never.

...Why?

qrtda235566
11-19-2008, 06:39 AM
Who? No one.

Where? Nowhere.

When? Never.

...Why?

grr:confused::mad::arg::kz::hero::D:cry::eek::p:id ea::idea::idea::confused::confused::confused::conf used::confused::mad::p

What's wrong with kids these days? :confused:

Stix489
11-19-2008, 06:50 AM
They are Awesome, man. S-eriously >_>

Why do I like doing that sort of crap? -_-

dorien
11-19-2008, 08:06 AM
Because i really must get off to work as i'm really late in leaving as i can't bring myself to get off LBPC lol


Will I get the sack????????? (no pun intended) :)

Stix489
11-19-2008, 08:12 AM
Yes, because there's no such thing as not intending a pun >_>

Why does work experience suck but not suck at the very same time? Is it because purple pears are jelly?

Valo
11-19-2008, 08:50 PM
It could be. It could also be down to the fact that Papa don't preach.

If I vomit with happiness, am I going to implode?

Killian
11-19-2008, 09:01 PM
If that man with the beard did it so can you.

What ever happened to rainbows?

UmJammerSully
11-19-2008, 10:07 PM
They lived a long, miserable life and then died like the rest of us?

Why is Chaz'oSulls such an amazing dude?

Night Angel
11-20-2008, 12:25 AM
Because he's a pink blog.

Why is the sky blue?

RockSauron
11-20-2008, 12:34 AM
The red was too banana.

Why am I crazy?

Night Angel
11-20-2008, 01:00 AM
Is the answer actually necessary?

Please, can someone tell RockSauron why he's crazy?

Valo
11-20-2008, 11:55 AM
I'm sure a Doctor could.
Nope, wait. That's a sensible answer...

Pixie-dust flavoured tangerines.

Has anyone ever tried a Pixie-dust flavoured tangerine?

Creative
11-20-2008, 04:08 PM
No, but I'm pretty sure that if someone did, the universe would implode.

Why is SORAL holding a world?

Night Angel
11-20-2008, 08:51 PM
Because tomatoes are red.

Why is cheese delicious?

RockSauron
11-20-2008, 09:10 PM
RockSauron said so.

If I had four hairs, who died?

Valo
11-20-2008, 09:21 PM
A middle-aged man named Barry Johanson. He lived in Spain after moving from England, leaving behind all those he ever knew and loved. His reason for moving was due to getting into debt with the wrong people. Fearing for his life, he fled overseas to seek a better life. Though by having four hairs, you would kill him. He may be thankful for the relief of death.

Boom chika wow wow?

osiris13
11-20-2008, 10:36 PM
chicka wow, chicka chicka wow!

after the 84 Olympics were over, how many babies were born and had a bottom tooth grow in before the top?

Killian
11-20-2008, 10:38 PM
chicka wow, chicka chicka wow!

after the 84 Olympics were over, how many babies were born and had a bottom tooth grow in before the top?

-1.3

What made me post in this pointless thread?

Snrm
11-20-2008, 11:39 PM
the point of point my freind

Why is Health so annoying! i wanna go back into P.E!!!!!!!!!!

osiris13
11-20-2008, 11:53 PM
health is only annoying when you are young, when you get my age, it is like a Dead line!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road?

Valo
11-21-2008, 10:54 AM
In order for the scene to unfold in a tedious inevitablility.

Why doesn't daddy's wee-wee have a turtleneck on it like mine?

lordflash11
11-22-2008, 11:56 AM
Because he's a sackboy in disguise

Why are sackboys made out of material?

FrozenNeon
11-22-2008, 06:30 PM
Skin was too expensive.

WHY!?!

Cloud
11-22-2008, 08:29 PM
ZEEEEE

Why does cheese exist?

lordflash11
11-22-2008, 08:34 PM
Because Milk got fed up of being Liquidated

Why do we wear clothes?

Shanmuir
11-22-2008, 09:41 PM
couse if it were too hot it here, we would take off all our cloth. *sing*

who let the dogs out?

Ineedhelp9
11-25-2008, 04:51 PM
couse if it were too hot it here, we would take off all our cloth. *sing*

who let the dogs out?

the philosophical answer to that would be "no one let the dogs out, the dogs let themselves out"

ps3 or xbox360 which is better?

FrozenNeon
11-25-2008, 05:17 PM
Sega Saturn.

Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies?

GuyWithNoEyes
11-25-2008, 05:22 PM
lol chicken pie
TASTY McCHICKENESS?

RockSauron
11-25-2008, 10:18 PM
No, ONLY DOGS MAY DIE!

Who is a pile of who?

Stuff
11-25-2008, 11:59 PM
who?

What is the point of giant scissors?

RockSauron
11-26-2008, 12:01 AM
What is the point of America?

Why did I answer a question with a question?

Stuff
11-26-2008, 12:03 AM
Because of your incompetince!
What came first? The Chicken or the egg?

ClankXIII
11-26-2008, 12:23 AM
That question isn't stupid.

Is Stuff the new forum spammer?

RockSauron
11-26-2008, 12:26 AM
Hm... will take quite a bit to overthrow Snrm.

Which of these two is more epic?

http://api.ning.com/files/yeLC4xPyBbiQP08fhdjDcEvwtxXXDmI-eZkMKVEUgLI_/c12.jpg

Stuff
11-26-2008, 12:30 AM
That question isn't stupid.

Is Stuff the new forum spammer?

I actually earned the title at another forum. so yes possibly.

Of course its stupid, everyone knows that i came first.

Little Big Planet Legend
12-24-2008, 09:32 AM
what said what due to the inescapable fact that what said what

what is i did not make this post?

Callahan90
12-24-2008, 08:59 PM
You would be sung to the entire album of Robbie Williams, before being lit on fire and put in a box. The box would be headed for Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, on the bumpiest plane available. When you are offloaded from the plane, you are thrown into a lake. The lake is then filled with oil and napalm. Then 45mg of francium will be dropped into the lake.

Why did I spend so long making that up?

Don Vhalt
12-25-2008, 08:15 AM
because i spent so little time making this up
why should i ask a question?

Boomy
12-25-2008, 08:17 AM
Because your a turkey

What is blue?

Don Vhalt
12-25-2008, 08:19 AM
blue is orange

why is this game fun?

Boomy
12-25-2008, 08:21 AM
Because its uber pwnage randomness!!!!!111shiftone!!

Why are computers slow?

Whalio Cappuccino
12-25-2008, 08:23 AM
Because they're fast. /paradox

Why are whales fat?

Don Vhalt
12-25-2008, 08:24 AM
because cake is food
why am i tired

Boomy
12-25-2008, 08:26 AM
Heh, because you spent all night eating cheese :O
Why am I also tired...?

Don Vhalt
12-25-2008, 08:28 AM
because you are a person
why is my username vhalt101

TheArmedReaper
12-25-2008, 09:16 AM
Because you were drunk when you chose the worst name ever!
:)
Why did I have to be 15 mins too late to get elite half price?..

Tomo009
12-25-2008, 09:34 AM
Because your refresh button didn't work.

Is this a question.

neonrage0
12-25-2008, 09:55 AM
No, because there's no question mark on the end.

If I had drunk much below 1 unit of alcohol, what would happen?

Bear
12-29-2008, 09:47 AM
You would get a hangover - You know THAT is a silly answer :)

If the beans were green, why were green beans yellow?

Dexist
01-20-2009, 01:29 PM
because they are blue... u stupid u should have known that...!


why dont we have more fingers

wexfordian
01-20-2009, 01:34 PM
Because we don't have any more hands.

Why do I get so bored at work?

Dexist
01-20-2009, 01:51 PM
because you get paid for it, d'OH

why is dog not a cat

Mattrick
01-20-2009, 02:02 PM
because they don't think mice taste like your crotch.

Why is the McRib only offered for a limited time?

wexfordian
01-20-2009, 02:11 PM
Because its made from puppies ribs and as you should know, there quite hard to come by!

What does chicken taste like?

Mattrick
01-20-2009, 02:13 PM
aaaaaa....chicken...and only if boiled for 10 minutes =)

Where the heck is Waldo?

wexfordian
01-20-2009, 02:15 PM
There he is!

How many chucks can a woodchuck chuck?

Mattrick
01-20-2009, 02:16 PM
The inverse relation of Pi to the cosine of X taken to the second derivative of the unrational number of repetative linear equations.

Is the earth really round?

wexfordian
01-20-2009, 02:19 PM
No, it's spherical, there's a difference!

Who ya gonna call?

Mattrick
01-20-2009, 02:22 PM
Verizon to tell them I didn't get all those people surrounding me after I bought my phone...what's up with the false advertising!!!

Can you have Déjà vu without thinking you had Déjà vu?

ryryryan
01-20-2009, 02:32 PM
Verizon to tell them I didn't get all those people surrounding me after I bought my phone...what's up with the false advertising!!!

Can you have Déjà vu without thinking you had Déjà vu?

7.

What is the answer?

dorien
01-20-2009, 02:34 PM
peanuts

will we get through the Community Project Level without busting the Thermometer ??????????????

wexfordian
01-20-2009, 02:34 PM
Iceland.

Whats the question?

Mattrick
01-20-2009, 02:37 PM
Who's on first

What is the airspeed of an african swallow?

wexfordian
01-20-2009, 02:47 PM
An African Swallow would tend to travel at a different velocity than an European Swallow. Furthermore, their flight patterns are different, so their instantaneous velocity at a given point will almost always be different. However, technological advances have given way to being able to use swallows to transport husked coconuts across large distances, enabling us to use coconuts on a daily basis, provided we have a large contingent of willing swallows ready to make a nonstop convoy for X amount of time, or however long we wish. Swallows can also be modified, as attaching a 50 newton rocket propulsion system on a 1 kg swallow will result in an acceleration of 50 m/s(2), which is of course negating any air resistance, since swallows have been recorded as outer space fliers. I hope i cleared any doubts about this matter.

Who is able to use the Google machine?

Mattrick
01-20-2009, 02:50 PM
Only the tiniest of newts who make less than one quintile a year.

Why do cats lick themselves until they wretch a hairball?

Leather-Monkey
01-20-2009, 07:41 PM
Because the door knob said so.
Why am I half human, half paper?

UmJammerSully
01-21-2009, 12:13 AM
Because the door knob said so.
Why am I half human, half paper?

You had a go at gene splicing because during your childhood you faced a horrific papercut incident so you decided to take a "If you can't beat them, join them" approach.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time that you're near?

Dexist
01-21-2009, 12:43 PM
'cause they have a rader and can notice you dÓH

RockSauron
01-21-2009, 12:56 PM
the answer is right

Why did Dex forget a question?

Dexist
01-21-2009, 03:16 PM
Because sometimes he is a little weird...

Do we need to make a big point of it?

Creative
01-21-2009, 03:20 PM
Yesterday.

Why are chickens purple?