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alexbull_uk
10-31-2008, 03:26 AM
Game is simple, put down the one of the stupidest things you've ever done.

The next person tries to put something that they think is stupider.

Easy.

I'll start... I once got my head stuck in a monorail door.

Code1337
10-31-2008, 03:33 AM
I once listened to Hanana Montana.

alexbull_uk
10-31-2008, 03:46 AM
I fear you now.

Code1337
10-31-2008, 03:48 AM
I fear hero. (and I never actually liked her music, I just listened to it... once. :/)

Piratepete
10-31-2008, 09:17 AM
I Burned down a barn in the grounds of the hotel my Dad ran. I had built a Den in it out of straw bales(in the old days when you had to play outside as the only computer available was the ZX81!) and lit the den with a candle. Unfortunately I went to school and left the candle burning the bales set light and destroyed the building. It took me about 28 years to admit to my Dad it was my fault.

TheArmedReaper
10-31-2008, 09:49 AM
I absolutely love the Mamma Mia Movie and watched it several times with in the week.
Add on.
I know all the words to the songs aswell and the go around in my head everyday.:)
*sings*
Mamma Mia, here go again, my my, just how much I missed ya. Mamma Mia, does it show again? Why, why, I cannot resist ya! There's somethin' brocken honey, through to the evenin' baby! Why, why! did I ever let you go! Mamma Mia! Now I really know! Why, why! I should not have let ya go!

Just a verse there guys. I can sing the rest if you want?..

Piratepete
10-31-2008, 10:12 AM
OMG that beats my barn burning hands down.

Mama Mia, you poor fool.

ea9492
10-31-2008, 09:38 PM
I absolutely love the Mamma Mia Movie and watched it several times with in the week.
Add on.
I know all the words to the songs aswell and the go around in my head everyday.:)
*sings*
Mamma Mia, here go again, my my, just how much I missed ya. Mamma Mia, does it show again? Why, why, I cannot resist ya! There's somethin' brocken honey, through to the evenin' baby! Why, why! did I ever let you go! Mamma Mia! Now I really know! Why, why! I should not have let ya go!

Just a verse there guys. I can sing the rest if you want?..
wow we have a winner!!

Code1337
11-01-2008, 01:12 AM
I can beat that

...Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

RockSauron
11-01-2008, 01:55 AM
Look down... Look down...

Don't look them in the eye!

Look down! Look down!

You're here until you die!

The sun... is strong. It's hot as hell below!

Look down, look down. You've got 20 years to go.

I know she'll wait. I know that she'll be true.

Look down, look down. They've all forgotten you.

When I get free, ya won't see me, ere for dust.

Look down, look down, don't look them in the eye

How long, O Lord, before you let me die!

Look down look down, you'll always be a slave

Look down, look down. you're standing in your grave.

Now bring me prisioner 24601. Your time is up and your parols begun.

You know what that means?

Yes, it means I'm free.

No

It means you get your yellow ticket of leave

You are a thief

I stole a loaf of bread!

You robbed a house

I broke a window pane!

5 years for what you've done!

The rest because you tried to run!

Yes, 24601!

My name is John Valjean!

And mine, Javert.

Do not forget me, 24601

Look down, look down, don'tlook them in the eye. Look down, look down, you're here until you, here until you, here until you die.

... Wait, isn't this the quote musicals thread? :eek:

Thee-Flash
11-01-2008, 02:06 AM
I fear hero. (and I never actually liked her music, I just listened to it... once. :/)

not sure what that's meant to mean -.- either it's the name of the song or your implying something

well............

i sore a cat is spain when i was hmmm about 4 and i put my head through the bars to stroke it and then when i tryed to pull my (man head) back out it was stuck

....... my brother started throwing tomatoes at my head from the floor (we where on 2nd story) then they used a hole 500gram button cube on my head to get me free.........................

Snrm
11-01-2008, 05:28 AM
fell down stone stairs on the mountain side XD

LittleBigChav
11-02-2008, 04:34 PM
Got so drunk I mistook the toilet for the washing basket and stuffed all my clothes down there.

Phazerz123
04-05-2011, 10:21 PM
I once revived a thread that hasn't been played in for about 3 years

Outlaw-Jack
04-07-2011, 01:54 PM
I once revived a thread that hasn't been played in for about 3 years

I ate a piece of cheese about the same age.

Sackgirlsrule
04-09-2011, 01:01 AM
I actually read the Barbie world in a fantastic.. *drifts off*.. *I'm a barbie girl!! In a fantastic world of plastic!! Weee!! Come over Ken!!* Ohhh!!! See what you did!!?? :mad: lol :p

Phazerz123
04-09-2011, 04:52 PM
I Got one:

A long time ago, I was taking with a friend of mine. We we're talking about an awesome skiing trip we had a few years back, and he seemed about done talking about an awesome trick he did. Then whilst I wasn't looking, a different friend of his appeared a few yards away. So he waved to him, but I didn't see his friend. So I found this as a my queue to Hi-Five him. So I reach up and slap his waving hand in mid-air. And he looks at me, and he's like......."Wha-What was that?!?!" Felt pretty stupid.

Beat that!

Outlaw-Jack
04-09-2011, 08:41 PM
I Got one:

A long time ago, I was taking with a friend of mine. We we're talking about an awesome skiing trip we had a few years back, and he seemed about done talking about an awesome trick he did. Then whilst I wasn't looking, a different friend of his appeared a few yards away. So he waved to him, but I didn't see his friend. So I found this as a my queue to Hi-Five him. So I reach up and slap his waving hand in mid-air. And he looks at me, and he's like......."Wha-What was that?!?!" Felt pretty stupid.

Beat that!

When I was at a camp once, our cabin had the responsibility of cleaning up the cabin every noon. One day, I was put in charge of vacuuming up the floor with an old, retro thing. I figured "Hey! This is the easiest job in the world!", so I went-a vacuuming...

I ended up vacuuming over the power cord and catching the floor on fire. And that was the only vacuum left in camp. ;_;

gdn001
04-09-2011, 08:46 PM
When I was at a camp once, our cabin had the responsibility of cleaning up the cabin every noon. One day, I was put in charge of vacuuming up the floor with an old, retro thing. I figured "Hey! This is the easiest job in the world!", so I went-a vacuuming...

I ended up vacuuming over the power cord and catching the floor on fire. And that was the only vacuum left in camp. ;_;
(3 Killstreak - UAV)

When I was camping with the scouts once, every troop was responsible for its own food and cooking it. One of the troops was cooking something on a big frying pan. Detail: there was oil in the pan. Suddenly, it cought on fire. So someone came with a bucket of water and threw it on the fire.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/30655/611718-nuke_super.jpg

Phazerz123
04-09-2011, 10:01 PM
I once got an Iphone.

nysudyrgh
04-12-2011, 08:20 PM
my teacher once asked me to get an item in the classroom next to the one of us
stupidly enough that item didn't exist
note: no im not dumb, yes i can be very stupid at times

Cactii
04-13-2011, 12:28 AM
Look down... Look down...

Don't look them in the eye!


God, I saw a play of that last year and it gets stuck in your head.

I cant really remember any stupid things I did.

gigglecrab
04-29-2011, 11:54 AM
as a kid i tripped over my nans dog and broke my fingers :D

biorogue
04-29-2011, 01:32 PM
when I was 15 my mom was getting released from the hospital, my dad sent me down to get the car. We had one of those huge battleship cars, as I was backing out of the parking space, I had the wheel turned too much too soon and hit the car parked to my right. It lifted up at least a foot and half. Scared me really bad, I pulled back in and off of the car, backed back out and drove up front to get mom. Never told folks about that and to this day I feel bad about it for the other person's car.

L1N3R1D3R
06-28-2012, 10:50 PM
I once got summer homework.

bigl0uc0ntra
07-24-2012, 10:45 PM
When I don't fight back to an enemy...

L1N3R1D3R
07-24-2012, 11:34 PM
I have abandoned several an LBP level.

qwerty123456
02-25-2013, 12:36 AM
I read the cupcakes fanfic.

Ryan86me
02-25-2013, 09:30 PM
I watched Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Top that.