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RockSauron
11-11-2008, 10:56 PM
This is essientally supposed to be the place where Stix and I, good and evil, yin and yang, duel, just because we can, and also to reduce our spam. Although anyone else is allowed in, I suppose...

RockSauron merely waits for the epic battle to arrive...

Night Angel
11-11-2008, 10:58 PM
Lol, that was smart :P

This should be interesting...

RockSauron
11-11-2008, 11:10 PM
Lol, that was smart :P

This should be interesting...

And now, we play the waiting game...

...

Eh, waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry hungy Hippo!

ea9492
11-11-2008, 11:32 PM
hmmmmmmm wuts gonna happen....

Marino
11-11-2008, 11:45 PM
Something happen or pity lock. :rolleyes:

Night Angel
11-11-2008, 11:49 PM
It's just because Stix isn't here...

Go,Mouse!
11-12-2008, 12:45 AM
haha this could be good if stix replies :3

RockSauron
11-12-2008, 12:49 AM
haha this could be good if stix replies :3

He obviously will, since he is destined to. :kz:

Stix489
11-12-2008, 01:08 AM
I obviously will, since I'm desti...-_- Oh I see...

LET THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE POWER BEGIN! O_o

RockSauron
11-12-2008, 01:15 AM
I obviously will, since I'm desti...-_- Oh I see...

LET THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE POWER BEGIN! O_o

FINALLY!

*begins charging into Super saiyan*

Night Angel
11-12-2008, 01:24 AM
Lol, and the fight begins!

Stix489
11-12-2008, 01:26 AM
*Finishes watching youtube video*

Anyway...umm...eh...where were we again? o_O

Oh...right...THE EPIC BATTLE.

Hmm...*transforms into an epic eight winged angel of ultimate epicness*

Go,Mouse!
11-12-2008, 01:36 AM
*Finishes watching youtube video*

Anyway...umm...eh...where were we again? o_O

Oh...right...THE EPIC BATTLE.

Hmm...*transforms into an epic eight winged angel of ultimate epicness*

lol :3 this should be a movie or something >_<

Stix489
11-12-2008, 01:43 AM
It so should xD

Code1337
11-12-2008, 02:21 AM
Code wins.

Go,Mouse!
11-12-2008, 02:52 AM
Code wins.

but you aren't even close to being as epic as stix or rocksauron ;)

Stix489
11-12-2008, 03:36 AM
That's right! xD

Yay! Mouse, you're epic too! ^^

Code1337
11-12-2008, 11:57 AM
http://www.super-nexus.com/New%20Vessels%20of%20the%20REF_files/image002.jpg

All ships, converge upon the enemy planet.

RockSauron
11-12-2008, 01:09 PM
but you aren't even close to being as epic as stix or rocksauron ;)

finally, someone admits my epicness.

And Code, yes, you win.

... YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF MY WEAPON!

*fires Code straight into Stix*

Hero of Good... DUEL ME!

* summons epic blade of evil*

Creative
11-12-2008, 04:23 PM
*eats popcorn*

Marino
11-12-2008, 06:40 PM
There is no such thing as good or evil, black nor white. It is all shades of grey.


http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/7724/picture3gv4.png

dorien
11-12-2008, 07:10 PM
Welcome to the EPIC BATTLE - Were taking over the good side don't you know

*stands in front of Rock to protect him from the brilliant white shine emitted from Stix*

MMMWWAAAaaaaa HHHHHAAAaaa hhaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

RockSauron
11-12-2008, 07:26 PM
Welcome to the EPIC BATTLE - Were taking over the good side don't you know

*stands in front of Rock to protect him from the brilliant white shine emitted from Stix*

MMMWWAAAaaaaa HHHHHAAAaaa hhaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Thank you, heartless minion, for sacrificing yourself for me.

But I am sio evil, that I am blind to the light. It cannot affect me.

But a lower evil creature, such as yourself, CAN be slaughtered so by the forces of pure good. :kz:

anyway, *slices at Stx*

Stix489
11-12-2008, 08:25 PM
Err...*stares ate dorien till he 'splodes*

*plucks a now deformed Code out* Meh...

I SHALL DUEL YOU...but first....I NEED TO EAT MY EPIC CEREAL....>_>

moleynator
11-12-2008, 08:36 PM
Thank you, heartless minion, for sacrificing yourself for me.

But I am sio evil, that I am blind to the light. It cannot affect me.

But a lower evil creature, such as yourself, CAN be slaughtered so by the forces of pure good. :kz:

anyway, *slices at Stx*

I think we win! He didnt even comment on how evil you was on not putting the I in his name!

*Dances as an evil minion would*

Stix489
11-12-2008, 08:42 PM
Nah, it just wasn't evil enough to mention. I was actually disappointed...I expected something MUCH more evil >_>

Night Angel
11-12-2008, 08:51 PM
*Night Angel waits until the forces of good and evil blow each others' minds out so he can come in and save the day...*

Stix489
11-12-2008, 08:53 PM
...Leave this place Angel of the Night...trust me, it is for your own good. O_o

Go,Mouse!
11-12-2008, 09:40 PM
i'm undecided on who i should actually be cheering. mouse will think about this one

Stix489
11-12-2008, 09:43 PM
Go for RockSauron, he needs more help then I do :p

Code1337
11-12-2008, 09:50 PM
*Code regenerates*

haha! You cannot kill me! Come my dearest mudkipz, attack!

*an army of mudkipz storm out of the water*

Stix489
11-12-2008, 09:53 PM
Who exactly are you attacking? O_o

*watches as the army of mudkip engulf Code*

O...kay...then O_o

RockSauron
11-12-2008, 09:59 PM
Back on topic...
*eats code*

Code1337
11-12-2008, 10:03 PM
... little does Stix know but those mudkipz had lumped around Code to reach their final form...


Mecha-Kip
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/06/Mudkip_mecha.jpg

With Code in control, the Mecha-Kip bursts out of rocksauron's stomach and attacks stix.

RedPanda
11-12-2008, 10:05 PM
I think Code is gray --- it seems he does not belong to black or white... as I believe Rock just nunched on him >.>

Stix489
11-12-2008, 10:12 PM
You seriously think that anything earthly could even HARM me? xD

*allows Mecha-kip to bite at him*

Cute thing is kyoot O_O

Code1337
11-12-2008, 11:50 PM
You seriously think that anything earthly could even HARM me? xD

*allows Mecha-kip to bite at him*

Cute thing is kyoot O_O
Muahaha! You cannot defeat the liek!

Stix489
11-12-2008, 11:53 PM
Why would I? The liek is good >_>

Good is good...Good is on my side O_o

Code1337
11-12-2008, 11:56 PM
Why would I? The liek is good >_>

Good is good...Good is on my side O_o
Wait... so that puts me on your side...

hurm...

You have my sword.

Stix489
11-13-2008, 12:00 AM
Yay! I shall now fill your sword with PURE WIN. =D

RockSauron
11-13-2008, 12:05 AM
*summons an army of the dead*

ATTACK, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!

Code1337
11-13-2008, 12:10 AM
Yay! I shall now fill your sword with PURE WIN. =D
Thank you for your blessings.

*summons an army of the dead*

ATTACK, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!
*summons an army of 300 mudkipz*

Tonight! We dine in liek!

Stix489
11-13-2008, 12:13 AM
You are welcome, oh now powerful one! >=D

*multiplies the 300 by 23 million*

Kay, play nice now :D

Go,Mouse!
11-13-2008, 12:27 AM
You are welcome, oh now powerful one! >=D

*multiplies the 300 by 23 million*

Kay, play nice now :D

you mean play it mice ;) get it?? :D

Stix489
11-13-2008, 12:34 AM
No no! I wouldn't want you to get harmed! They can't play with you D:

(Yes I get it xD)

Pinkcars
11-13-2008, 12:38 AM
A challenger approaches!

Pinkcars uses his handy plasama cutter to start dismembering mudkips, left right and center.

Stix489
11-13-2008, 12:45 AM
So I'm guessing you're on evil's side? huh? HUH? O_o

So be it...evil minion.

*Unsheathes EPIC BLADE OF GLORY*

RockSauron
11-13-2008, 12:49 AM
*punches good in the face*

Code1337
11-13-2008, 12:57 AM
*changes his class to Bard*

*performs the Song of Healing to revive all his fallen comrades*

fUNbm3vO4Cg

Pinkcars
11-13-2008, 01:07 AM
Puts on Majoras mask, combined with my plasma cutter becomes an unstobbable force of evil, and chaos. The ground rots, and trees weaken beneath my gaze. Knowing no fear Pinkcars steps forwards and dismembers both of styx's hands which were holding his sword of glory

The balls in your court.

Stix489
11-13-2008, 01:11 AM
Eh...might as well....

*leaves physical body behind*

I am now invincible.

Code1337
11-13-2008, 01:24 AM
Code calls upon the seven Sagekips to seal away the unstoppable evil that has taken the land. The agree, and infuse his sword with the power to seal away that evil, forever. Code makes his way across the wastes to meet his eternal enemy. When Code reaches the enemy castle, he finds his entrance blocked by the a moat of magma. He was about to turn back, when suddenly a rainbow bridge formed over the moat. Code gave thanks to the Sagekips, and then ran to the top of the tower. When he reached the pinnacle, he was confronted by a pinkcar wearing Majora's Mask and wielding a plasma cutter. It shot at him with the plasma cutter, but he deflected this with his sword, and charged it. The car attempted shoot him again, but Code, thinking quickly, sawed off the car's hand, and stabbed it in the stomach. A great light came bursting out of the sword, engulfing the car. The light then imploded and the car was sealed away in Dark Realm, from which it could never escape.

... do I win?

Go,Mouse!
11-13-2008, 01:29 AM
.....wow. >_<

Stix489
11-13-2008, 01:30 AM
Only because I filled your sword with pure win. ._>

Pinkcars
11-13-2008, 01:36 AM
Pinkcars sealed in the abyss swore revenge, for he knew he could escape, just only at the right time.

RockSauron
11-13-2008, 11:57 AM
*unseals Pinkcars with my powers of EPIC EVIL*

*eats Pinkcars*

*spits pinkcars out and devours a pizza*

Creative
11-17-2008, 10:13 AM
I actually lolled into an epic roflage.

RockSauron
11-17-2008, 09:36 PM
I actually lolled into an epic roflage.

Thank you, Creative, for allowing me to bring this back up.

Now...

*summons an epic army of the undead*

Night Angel
11-17-2008, 09:40 PM
Then, Night Angel...farts...and distracts the two forces for a whole five seconds!

RockSauron
11-17-2008, 09:43 PM
Then, Night Angel...farts...and distracts the two forces for a whole five seconds!

*five seconds later*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pikachu, I choose YOU!

THUNDERBOLT!

UmJammerSully
11-19-2008, 12:36 AM
*enters*

*sees bloody carnage left, right and center*

*exits*

RockSauron
11-19-2008, 01:09 AM
*enters*

*sees bloody carnage left, right and center*

*exits*

*eats him*

MMMM TASTY!

ZachAttack
11-19-2008, 01:11 AM
-Kool aid guy-

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

-sees all dead people-

UmJammerSully
11-19-2008, 02:01 AM
*eats him*

MMMM TASTY!

You poor fool, that was just a decoy Chazosulls laced with a flesh-eating virus in case of the off chance of a random evil-doer nibbling at my flesh.

Stix489
11-19-2008, 03:28 AM
Lolnoob @ RockSauron >_>

Code1337
11-19-2008, 11:55 AM
One does not simply walk into Mordor.

/walks into Mordor

Killian
11-19-2008, 08:46 PM
One does not simply walk into Mordor.

/walks into Mordor

Everything I know is a lie!

*Shoots himself*

Sage
11-20-2008, 01:42 AM
*walks in* *finds everyone has forgotten about the epic brawl* " Aww maan! I always miss the cool part! I need a root beer" *grabs a root beer and waits for the epic brawl to start once again*

ClankXIII
11-20-2008, 01:44 AM
ZachAttack - awesome sig.

Sage
11-20-2008, 01:50 AM
WHAT HAS THIS BATTLE COME TO!!!! A ROBOT IS COMMENTING ON A SIGNATURE!?!?!? I CAME HERE FOR AN INSANE BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL!!!!!!:mad: *rips Clank to scrap metal, then eats it like a maniac* I DONT NEED ANYONE, I CAN HAVE MY OWN BATTLE!! *shoots himself. dies*

ClankXIII
11-20-2008, 01:57 AM
No! My Clank puppet! Some maniac must've mistaken it for me, ripped it to scrap metal and ate it like a maniac when displeased by a thread in which he expected an insane battle between good and evil but instead found me commenting on a signature and after doing so shot himself to death thinking that he could have his own battle! Why!?! Whyhyhy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sage
11-20-2008, 02:09 AM
*looking down in amazement* WOW that was one accurate assumption!:p

RockSauron
11-20-2008, 11:59 AM
*claps*

Congrats, Sackboy.

You win... a free beta code!

Sage
11-20-2008, 01:28 PM
*claps*

Congrats, Sackboy.

You win... a free beta code!

WOOOHOOO!! Wait a minute... Why can't I play it? why does it say "The time period has expired error code #442105" WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!:mad:

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:00 PM
WOOOHOOO!! Wait a minute... Why can't I play it? why does it say "The time period has expired error code #442105" WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!:mad:

You must sell your soul to me.

Now then, who here will sell their immortal soul to his evilness? The bidding starts at a penny.

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:02 PM
Wha-what? That doesn't make sense. Who's doing the selling and who's doing the bidding?

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:03 PM
Wha-what? That doesn't make sense. Who's doing the selling and who's doing the bidding?

Ok, here's the rundown...

you are selling your souls to evil incarneted- moi.

I am the only bidder, thus.

I will buy your soul for a reasonable amount.

That amount starts at a penny.

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:06 PM
Shouldn't I be calling the bids and deciding the starting amount? And how does it go up if you're the only bidder? No one could bid against you.

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:08 PM
Shouldn't I be calling the bids and deciding the starting amount? And how does it go up if you're the only bidder? No one could bid against you.

There are two flaws with your logic:

1. I'm the King of Evil. I don't do what others say.

2. I'm the King of Evil. It WON'T go up. Your soul will always be worth a penny.

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:17 PM
There are two flaws with your logic:

1. I'm the King of Evil. I don't do what others say.

No one told you to do anything.


2. I'm the King of Evil. It WON'T go up. Your soul will always be worth a penny.

I'm a robot.

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:20 PM
No one told you to do anything.



I'm a robot.

Well, 1, let me say it this way.

Why would an evil king of all evil haggle with someone? They're lucky they are even being payed.

2. Good for you. That means you don't even get that penny.

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:23 PM
Why would the "king of evil" want a soul anyways? And besides, a penny is nearly worthless. I don't know what the currency exchange rate is from Mordor to the United States, but one penny has little value.

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:27 PM
Why would the "king of evil" want a soul anyways? And besides, a penny is nearly worthless. I don't know what the currency exchange rate is from Mordor to the United States, but one penny has little value.

Uh, that's the point. I would have thought your system of thought simulations would be able to figure out that I thought a soul was worth a penny :/.

And I want souls because then I can convert them to my Unholy army of the Night. :kz:

Stix489
11-21-2008, 11:28 PM
Hai, where do I come in? ^^

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:29 PM
Hai, where do I come in? ^^

Want to sell your soul to me? Bidding starts at a penny. Wait, you're epic... hm... TWO pennies!

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:30 PM
You say that I'm am missing out on an oppurtunity to receive a penny, which in my opinion has little value, so not obtaining a penny has little negative effect on me.

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:33 PM
You say that I'm am missing out on an oppurtunity to receive a penny, which in my opinion has little value, so not obtaining a penny has little negative effect on me.

This logic of yours can only be applied by a machine.

Humans would do anything for money. Even sell their souls.

Stix489
11-21-2008, 11:33 PM
He's just trying to say that your soul is worthless and that he could take it off you for a mere worthless penny. But, you shall refuse his outrageous deal, and GO GO GADGET on his *** >_>

TWO PENNIES? OMG WIN!

Uhm...I'll pass ;)

RockSauron
11-21-2008, 11:34 PM
He's just trying to say that your soul is worthless and that he could take it off you for a mere worthless penny. But, you shall refuse his outrageous deal, and GO GO GADGET on his *** >_>

TWO PENNIES? OMG WIN!

Uhm...I'll pass ;)

Hey, tell ya what.

i'll raise it to three pennies if you buy me a peanut.

Stix489
11-21-2008, 11:36 PM
How much is a peanut to begin with? ._.

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:36 PM
This logic of yours can only be applied by a machine.

Humans would do anything for money. Even sell their souls.

Not even Mexicans value the worthlessness that is the penny.

Code1337
11-21-2008, 11:38 PM
The penny has more worth than the dollar. You can make an electrical circuit with a penny, while you can only burn a dollar.

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:40 PM
The penny has more worth than the dollar. You can make an electrical circuit with a penny, while you can only burn a dollar.

You can pay for someone else to make an electrical circuit with a dollar.

Code1337
11-21-2008, 11:43 PM
You can pay for someone else to make an electrical circuit with a dollar.
What is the value of a dollar anyway? It's just paper.

Stix489
11-21-2008, 11:44 PM
Please redirect this conversation to the Penny Vs. Dollar Thread, thanks ;)

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:48 PM
Please redirect this conversation to the Penny Vs. Dollar Thread, thanks ;)

Link?

*To prevent the assumed image of the video game character, Link, to be posted in an attempt to combat my wit, I shall specify that I am asking for the URL link which shall lead me to the Penny Vs. Dollar Thread on the LittleBigCentral forums.*

Stix489
11-21-2008, 11:52 PM
http://zs.ffshrine.org/album/twilight-princess/art/zelda_....oh >_>

....

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forumz/showthread.php!t=5037

ClankXIII
11-21-2008, 11:59 PM
Non-epic fail.

Stix489
11-22-2008, 12:25 AM
Everything I do is epic...even when I fail >_<

GAH! O_O

RockSauron
11-22-2008, 01:50 AM
Everything I do is epic...even when I fail >_<

GAH! O_O

That is because you, sir, are Epic Win.

Stix489
11-22-2008, 01:54 AM
Why thank you evil one ^^

You yourself aren't any different, either ;)

Well, besides the whole good/evil thing >_>

RockSauron
11-22-2008, 01:56 AM
Why thank you evil one ^^

You yourself aren't any different, either ;)

Well, besides the whole good/evil thing >_>

So, we are both epic?

WE MUST DUEL!

Choose your POKEMON!

RockSauron chose Mudkip!

Code1337
11-22-2008, 01:59 AM
Mudkip is asleep.

RockSauron
11-22-2008, 02:00 AM
Mudkip is asleep.

RockSauron chooses YOU , PIKACHU!

Stix489
11-22-2008, 02:01 AM
Actually, let's NOT duel!

Let us DINE IN HELL =D

I can take the heat ;)

RockSauron
11-22-2008, 02:03 AM
Actually, let's NOT duel!

Let us DINE IN HELL =D

I can take the heat ;)

Oh, inviting yourself to MY house, are you?

Well that's so rude!

You can't just say "I'm going to eat in your House" because it's just bad manners.

You must be invited, or ask politely, but NEVER say you're just going to eat in my house.

Thanks you, my good man.

Code1337
11-22-2008, 02:22 AM
Let us all get together and sing a song about how even the holy are corrupt.

Let me take you to the movies. can I take you to the show
Let me be yours ever truly. can I make your garden grow

From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go
From the door comes satans daughter, and it only goes to show. you know.

Theres an angel on my shoulder, in my hand a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden. and the seeds of love Ill sow. you know.

So the world is spinning faster. are you dizzy when youre stoned
Let the music be your master. will you heed the masters call
Oh... satan and man.

Said there aint no use in crying. cause it will only, only drive you mad
Does it hurt to hear them lying? was this the only world you had? oh-oh

So let me take you, take you to the movie. can I take you, baby, to the show.
Why dont you let me be yours ever truly. can I make your garden grow
You know. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP-kOhGLROI)

Stix489
11-22-2008, 02:30 AM
Dude, I'm still coming over -_-

RockSauron
11-22-2008, 02:31 AM
Dude, I'm still coming over -_-

Oh, I didn't say you couldn't, I just felt it was rather rude of you to just announce you're coming over to my house without my permission.

Do you like Roast Mudkip?

Stix489
11-22-2008, 02:38 AM
Love it =D

Well...isn't everything like, roasted, at your place? -_-

And I'm sorry if it seemed rude, but I thought we made plans like two weeks ago ;_;

RockSauron
11-22-2008, 02:40 AM
Love it =D

Well...isn't everything like, roasted, at your place? -_-

And I'm sorry if it seemed rude, but I thought we made plans like two weeks ago ;_;

D'oh! It was after our last battle at the fields of Elianor! I TOTALLY forgot. I'm sorry, man.

Say, we need to figure out the next time we have an epic duel. I have been raising this AWESOME army, and they are pretty rareing to go up against you so, how about we make plans at dinner?

Stix489
11-22-2008, 02:44 AM
It's okay man, forgetting is a normal thing, it's coo' ;)

Sure thing! I'd love to have a chat about that while we feast on kips of the mud =D

Come to think about it, I should be free next Saturday, if that's fine with you ^^

Code1337
11-22-2008, 02:45 AM
D'oh! It was after our last battle at the fields of Elianor! I TOTALLY forgot. I'm sorry, man.

Say, we need to figure out the next time we have an epic duel. I have been raising this AWESOME army, and they are pretty rareing to go up against you so, how about we make plans at dinner?
Don't you mean Pelennor Fields?

Also, Morgoth was over 9000 times the villain Sauron was. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgoth

RockSauron
11-22-2008, 02:47 AM
It's okay man, forgetting is a normal thing, it's coo' ;)

Sure thing! I'd love to have a chat about that while we feast on kips of the mud =D

Come to think about it, I should be free next Saturday, if that's fine with you ^^

My minions say it's cool, so let's go!

A little forwarning, though: Org the Terrible has gotten a REAL good axe, so you may want to watch out for that.

In anycase, hm... what else is there, really?

CODE: Uh... I'm not Sauron, first of all. I'm RockSauron.

And... well, that should really be enough. We're two completely different evil warlords. End of story. Now, if you EXCUSE me, I must prepare for my dinner party.

Stix489
11-22-2008, 02:48 AM
Pics or didn't happen, and since the link you posted contained no such proof, I shall turn my head away! >_> <_<

EDIT: Oh that's nice, he finally got his Christmas present early for once, good on him ^^

It's kool, I'll have my eye on him ;)

Oh, I instructed the Eighteenth Order of the Seraph to only use 53% of their might on your minions, just to make it fair and all ;)

ClankXIII
11-22-2008, 03:22 AM
Objection!

RockSauron
11-23-2008, 04:58 PM
Objection!

O_O

Mr. Wright, would you stop objecting the prosecutor's opening statements?

Stix489
11-26-2008, 12:50 AM
LET THE EPICNESS BEGIN....Nao?

RockSauron
11-26-2008, 12:52 AM
LET THE EPICNESS BEGIN....Nao?

Meh, now's as good as any.

PLAY EPIC BOSS MUSIC! Your choice. >_<

Hm... should we make this random as it has been, or should we make it DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?!?!?!?!

I'll be the dungeon master, and you can be a gigantic mouse!

... Uh... *summons Dave*

Attack, Dave!

ClankXIII
11-26-2008, 12:56 AM
Ohshi-....I gotta go to work.

I'll be online when I get there O_o

EDIT: Stix, I am so quoting you on that xD

ClankXIII
11-26-2008, 01:00 AM
Rock beats paper.
http://www.rock-beats-paper.com/rbp.png

Marino
11-26-2008, 01:18 AM
Do tell. :arg:

Yes; I deleted all my blatantly sarcastic posts. :p

RockSauron
11-26-2008, 01:20 AM
Do tell. :arg:

Yes; I deleted all my blatantly sarcastic posts. :p

Ok, good. Back on topic, then?

Ok, Stix! Choose your weapon!

The Epic Blade of Manliness, or the Light Spear of Power?

Stix489
11-26-2008, 01:20 AM
And mine? And Rock's? And Clank's? And Code's?

D:

EDIT: I shall use the epic blade! >:B

RockSauron
11-26-2008, 01:22 AM
And mine? And Rock's? And Clank's? And Code's?

D:

EDIT: I shall use the epic blade! >:B

I shall use my trusty blade, Doomslayer.

Let us FIGHT!

*epic music begins to play*

ENGARDE!

Stuff
11-26-2008, 01:25 AM
What is this...this MADNESS?!
I liek it.

Stix489
11-26-2008, 01:27 AM
HOLD ON A SECOND!

*halts epic music*

*cue Hello Zepp*

I shall defeat you by use of HORROR. +D

ClankXIII
11-26-2008, 01:29 AM
I shall defeat you by use of HORROR. +D

Your face is doing it justice.

Stix489
11-26-2008, 01:36 AM
Obviously :/

ClankXIII
11-26-2008, 01:46 AM
Obviously :/

Because you're horrifically SEXY!!! :p

Stix489
11-26-2008, 01:56 AM
. <3

defleopard98
11-26-2008, 02:06 AM
. <3

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Can my weapon be the Super happy awesome great rainbow lightining amazing hopeful bad crazy sony avalanche stupid qwerty intellect micro$oft little gruesome poppy hungry lovely ray gun of ifyoureadthisyouarereallybored?!?
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or a simple pistol will work too...

ClankXIII
11-26-2008, 02:09 AM
>3

Can my weapon be the Super happy awesome great rainbow lightining amazing hopeful bad crazy sony avalanche stupid qwerty intellect micro$oft little gruesome poppy hungry lovely ray gun of ifyoureadthisyouarereallybored?!?
or a simple pistol will work too...

This is a battle between RockSauron and Stix489.

Stix489
11-26-2008, 02:11 AM
What the awesomeness above me said ;)

RockSauron
11-26-2008, 12:56 PM
What the person who the awesomeness above me referred to said.

And now, LET'S PLAY BALL!

UmJammerSully
11-29-2008, 02:04 PM
I'm a customer in this shop of madness. But I'm rather indecisive and I'm unsure whether I'm going to buy the evil product or the good product so I await a salesman to win me over to one or the other.

RockSauron
11-29-2008, 03:40 PM
I'm a customer in this shop of madness. But I'm rather indecisive and I'm unsure whether I'm going to buy the evil product or the good product so I await a salesman to win me over to one or the other.

Buy the evil product. It comes with a free smoking monkey!

Look, he's taking another puff!

Valo
11-30-2008, 10:28 PM
Evil. Where do I sign?

Stix489
11-30-2008, 10:38 PM
Right here. :)

Valo
11-30-2008, 10:46 PM
Foul trickery! I would never expect such vile acts from a master of good!

Whalio Cappuccino
11-30-2008, 11:17 PM
I win.


YouTube - RickRoll'D

Gondito
12-01-2008, 01:28 AM
I win.


Pokemon Official Website. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Ahhhhh! you got me!

Snrm
12-01-2008, 01:50 AM
I win.


Pokemon Official Website. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)


I was excited too :p

Stix489
12-01-2008, 01:58 AM
Foul trickery! I would never expect such vile acts from a master of good!

That means, good sir, I win. :)

Valo
12-01-2008, 08:12 AM
You had to resort to evil tactics to win, therefore, evil wins as it has consumed the good.

Oh yes.

Stix489
12-01-2008, 08:26 AM
What evil tactics? :)

Valo
12-01-2008, 08:32 AM
Lies and deceit really. Nothing majorly evil like pillaging but evil nonetheless.

Stix489
12-01-2008, 08:37 AM
No no, I was referring to this thread, this is where you may sign up. Not evil, just helpful ;)

RockSauron
12-01-2008, 07:34 PM
Look, ON with the battle!!!

Oh divine might, BURN my enemies with the fires of hell...

MYSTIC CAGE!

Sage
12-03-2008, 01:29 PM
*Looks down after a heavenly coffee break* Wow. I wish I could get back in there. *Weeps at unecessary suicide*

RockSauron
12-05-2008, 08:22 PM
*Looks down after a heavenly coffee break* Wow. I wish I could get back in there. *Weeps at unecessary suicide*

Hey, Dave! Wassup?

LordRattler
12-05-2008, 10:28 PM
*rips through cardboard walls*Man thought i never would get through...*GASP*THE FAKE LORD OF DARKNESS!!!*pulls out wand*OUR DUEL MUST BE HERE IT SEEMS!!!

RockSauron
12-05-2008, 10:51 PM
*rips through cardboard walls*Man thought i never would get through...*GASP*THE FAKE LORD OF DARKNESS!!!*pulls out wand*OUR DUEL MUST BE HERE IT SEEMS!!!

Heh. A wand?

What kind of sissy lord of darkness needs a WAND?! Oh, I'm waving a sissy wand!

You have NO idea what you're getting into, DO YOU?!

And now... you must deal with I, the TRUE master of evil!

/pulls out my blade, Oblivion

I SENTANCE YE TO THE OBLIVION OF NOTHINGNESS!

ENGARDE!

LordRattler
12-05-2008, 10:57 PM
.....*tosses back old fairy wand and pulls out a horn*

Heheheheheh...GO MY CUPCAKES ATTACK HIM!!!!*blows horn and cupcakes swarm him biting RockSaurons flesh off*Lol I love corrupting things people eat :cool:

Stix489
12-05-2008, 11:05 PM
Well, at least it's interesting to watch >_>

RockSauron
12-05-2008, 11:05 PM
.....*tosses back old fairy wand and pulls out a horn*

Heheheheheh...GO MY CUPCAKES ATTACK HIM!!!!*blows horn and cupcakes swarm him biting RockSaurons flesh off*Lol I love corrupting things people eat :cool:

>_< Cupcakes...?

And I don't eat cupcakes. I only enjoy two foods: Raw Human and Boiled Mudkip.

Sigh... ANYWAY,

*eats LordRattler*

Wow, that was easier then expected >_<.

LordRattler
12-05-2008, 11:07 PM
*rips out RockSaurons mouth*GASSSSp...AIR AIR I NEED AIR!!

Stix489
12-05-2008, 11:09 PM
Can I join now, I'm betting rather bored >_<'

LordRattler
12-05-2008, 11:14 PM
sure just....gasp...hand me...gasp...a air bag.....uuggggghhhh*faints to the ground*

Stix489
12-05-2008, 11:17 PM
It's actually two against one, so....yeah...FIGHT ME! :D

RockSauron
12-05-2008, 11:20 PM
It's actually two against one, so....yeah...FIGHT ME! :D

Hey, I shan't partner up with that pretender, if that's what you're implying >_<.

How about we team up and together SLAUGHTER that pretender, and then we can go back to fighting an epic war, and having dinner parties, no?

Stix489
12-05-2008, 11:24 PM
I guess we could do that, OR, we could give him a chance to prove himself....NOT as the Lord Of Evil, but as JUST an evil-doer.

LordRattler, your task is to kill DrunkMiffy.

LordRattler
12-05-2008, 11:29 PM
*is still knocked out*Ooogggh....wait up.....thats my waffle...*

Sage
12-05-2008, 11:54 PM
*Slowly Flits Down From The Heavens* " Ye who have died in this gruesome battle I revive ye! Now go and LIVE AND LET DIE!" *Flits Back Up*

"Who writes this garbage! Can someone go fire that guy? Preferably from a cannon."

RockSauron
12-06-2008, 12:21 AM
Eh, tell ya what LordRattler. How'd ya like to be made a general in my unholy army of the night?

But first, how's your evil laugh?

Sage
12-06-2008, 01:25 AM
"OHOHOHOH"*sticks hand up in air* "Can I try out for Evil Lord-acy?"

"Ahem BWEHEHEHEHEH! Was that good?"

Stix489
12-06-2008, 01:26 AM
Aren't you GOOD, though? -_-

BloodLustKaNiBaL
12-06-2008, 01:29 AM
Eh, tell ya what LordRattler. How'd ya like to be made a general in my unholy army of the night?

But first, how's your evil laugh?

Oh, you're so nice with him, I would have offer him the role of a mount.

Sage
12-06-2008, 01:31 AM
Aren't you GOOD, though? -_-

Uhhhh *Wings Burn off* "OH Crap"

Stix489
12-06-2008, 01:33 AM
Serves you RIGHT! >xD

Now...who should I duel? :/

RockSauron
12-06-2008, 01:36 AM
Serves you RIGHT! >xD

Now...who should I duel? :/

If Lord Rattler accepts my job offer, I'll start him off by throwing him against the most Epic Win of Epic Good ever.

Try to go easy on him, k?

Stix489
12-06-2008, 01:49 AM
If Lord Rattler accepts my job offer, I'll start him off by throwing him against the most Epic Win of Epic Good ever.

Try to go easy on him, k?

Eh sure, I'll pretend to get hurt a lil bit, it's cool ;)

Code1337
12-06-2008, 02:00 AM
I'm a mudkip for hire, which one of you is willing to pay the most?

RockSauron
12-06-2008, 02:02 AM
I'm a mudkip for hire, which one of you is willing to pay the most?

Um... didn't you get the part where I said I eat mudkips?

Unless you're willing to sell yourself to me for a meal... Hm...

... wait. Wouldn't I just pay you, eat you, and take my money back? O_O

Stix489
12-06-2008, 02:05 AM
Eh, the more people on RockSauron's side, the better ^^

Code1337
12-06-2008, 02:09 AM
They are coming.

http://fc10.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/178/d/9/Mudkip_Attack_by_Sharulia.jpg

RockSauron
12-06-2008, 02:10 AM
Eh, the more people on RockSauron's side, the better ^^

Ah, more of a challenge, eh?

Or wait... You care about me, and thus want more people so you don't have to hurt me as much.

Meh, how sweet >_<.

Sage
12-06-2008, 02:16 AM
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY IGNORE ME!?!?!? WHY?!?!? WHY?!? WHYYYYYY?!?!? I'm Bored"

RockSauron
12-07-2008, 10:07 PM
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY IGNORE ME!?!?!? WHY?!?!? WHY?!? WHYYYYYY?!?!? I'm Bored"

Cause we hate you >_<.

GuyWithNoEyes
12-07-2008, 10:09 PM
http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg

RockSauron
12-07-2008, 10:11 PM
http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg

Only NOW?

>_<

Where have you been for the past 10 pages?

This thread was awesome at the beginning, BEFORE any dinosaurs in planes rode through the skies.

Speaking of which...

Anyone want to be my second in command in my unholy army of the night?

Marino
12-07-2008, 10:13 PM
This thread fails to achieve the title of awesomeness due to the simple fact that there is no such thing as good or evil, therefore fundamentally crumbling this thread's foundation into rubble of mere spam and loitering.

Stix489
12-07-2008, 10:53 PM
*sigh*

Sure thing Marino, you wise wise man! +D

Marino
12-07-2008, 10:58 PM
The more you learn the more you realize how little you know. :)

Stix489
12-07-2008, 11:02 PM
What did you wanna tell me on MSN? >_<

Marino
12-07-2008, 11:03 PM
Log on.

I'll tell you. :)

UmJammerSully
12-13-2008, 01:02 PM
Anyone want to be my second in command in my unholy army of the night?

Master, I will give my purple life to your extreme awfulness.

Little Big Planet Legend
12-22-2008, 10:35 PM
and me!!! only if i get to kill many ppl tho

RockSauron
12-22-2008, 10:35 PM
and me!!! only if i get to kill many ppl tho

Meh, you wantto sell your soul to the devil (Moi)?

Sage
12-23-2008, 12:07 AM
I already have >_<