Five-Word Story

[aer0blue]

Pretty simple. Each user adds 5 words related (or not) to what the previous user had posted. No double-posting. Bonus points for rhyming the last word with the previous user's last word. Negative points for ending the sentence. Whoever scores pi amount of points at the end wins!

Example:

User 1:
So today I was walking...

User 2:
...towards my car, until I...

Be sure to bold the text you're going to use. Easy, right? Let's roll, then! I'll start.



Princess Peach was in her...

[Sage]

Pretty simple. Each user adds 5 words related (or not) to what the previous user had posted. No double-posting. Bonus points for rhyming the last word with the previous user's last word. Negative points for ending the sentence. Whoever scores pi amount of points at the end wins!

Example:

User 1:
So today I was walking...

User 2:
...towards my car, until I...

Easy, right? Let's roll, then! I'll start.



Princess Peach was in her...

Castle until Bowser came by...

[RockSauron]

and kidnapped her with pie,

[wexfordian]

Oh, she wasn't so shy......

[aer0blue]

So Mario jumped way high...

[moleynator]

right up towards the sky ...

[aer0blue]

Before he landed on Bowser...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!! 5-POINT CHAIN!!

Highest Chain Score: aer0blue (5)

[lordflash11]

And crushed his pet turtle...

Sorry edited at last minute

[mjuice]

Bowser began to cry, before

[lordflash11]

Ducks flew off with his...

[moleynator]

...large and unknown USB device...

[ClankXIII]

...and dropped it on mice...

[Whalio Cappuccino]

that happened to be twice...

[moleynator]

the size of katie price...

(Jordans real name)

[ClankXIII]

...whose hair contained deadly lice...

[Whalio Cappuccino]

and if touched, would be costly price...

[RockSauron]

along with some super dice

[ryryryan]

while eating curry and... potatoes,

[aer0blue]

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! 7-POINT CHAIN!!

Highest Chain Score: ryryryan (7)


and if touched, would be costly price...

Hey, Whale cheated! That's 7 words there! Minus N points.

Could strike down any foe...

[RockSauron]

Am I the only one to not understand the rules? O_O

By which, of course, I mean the points or whatever...

[ryryryan]

Am I the only one to not understand the rules? O_O

By which, of course, I mean the points or whatever...

OFF TOPIC!
MINUS POINTS!... FINISH HIM!



FATALITY!





who tries to take his...

[Thee-Flash]

candy from Susan Paul

[Whalio Cappuccino]

Lol! Minus N points. Omg I love the rules...

[aer0blue]

candy from Susan Paul

Lateral strike! Incomplete phrase; only 4 words were used!


Lol! Minus N points. Omg I love the rules...

OFF TOPIC!
MINUS POINTS!... FINISH HIM!



FATALITY!

As he ran past the...

WARNING! 4 entries remaining to conclude the first story! The final entry must end the sentence, else the user will be sent to the laser-shooting bear pit!

[Thee-Flash]

house where aeroblue lives he.....

[Bear]

Started to eat a pea

[LordRattler]

which made him want cake...:cool:

[Sage]

so he bought a rake.:p

THE END

[moleynator]

New story?

DrunkMiffy is a lonely lad...

[neonrage0]

His bunny was so sad

[DrMelon]

that he threw it away...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! STORY # 2, HIGHEST CHAIN POINTS: DrMelon(2)

[neonrage0]

New one.

A long long time ago...

[madhatter]

in a sunset far away

[DrMelon]

next to the corner shop

[madhatter]

stood a mighty little tree

[neonrage0]

With apples sold for free

[Creative]

C- C- C- COMBO BREAKER! Highest chain: Creative (OVER 9000!)

...the boy wanted to wee...

[madhatter]

while playing Live at Leeds

[Little Big Planet Legend]

so he peed on your

[ZaNosHkY]

that was all on dice

[Boomy]

that was all on dice.....?
his luck did lay, however

[Creative]

...for when he did the...

[Defaultsound]

PaintBall test he failed at

[LordRattler]

his moms pie eating contest...

[harrypmgaga]

so instead he threw a

[Creative]

C- C- C- C- COMBO BREAKER! +56 points

New highscore: 56,000 - Creative.

New story.

The man went to eat...

[harrypmgaga]

a dirty, old and disgusting

[Creative]

peanut with added montrosities.

[ClankXIII]

peanut with added montrosities.

That's four words.

[harrypmgaga]

That's four words.
That's three.
I'll continue:

It began getting eaten slowly.

[devilstwin]

Until sackboy came along and ......

[Creative]

That's four words.
I don't care, this game is nuts anyway.
...did the jiggy with Paula...

[Hamsalad]

I don't care, this game is nuts anyway.
...did the jiggy with Paula...


when all of the sudden

[UmJammerSully]

...Old Manondorf arrived...

[LittleBigMe]

At the big white castle

[UmJammerSully]

with his great

[wexfordian]

big golden wok and then

[UmJammerSully]

...he ruined the plot by...

[Whalio Cappuccino]

adopting a few orphans located...

[qrtda235566]

in rage against the machine's

[Whalio Cappuccino]

garage, rocking out to the...

[qrtda235566]

good cool song "wake up"

[Whalio Cappuccino]

while the orphans sat, rocking...

[qrtda235566]

their pants off and eating

[Whalio Cappuccino]

pizza and chicken nuggets, but...

[qrtda235566]

A giant otter alligator came

[Whalio Cappuccino]

and ate RATM, and took...

[qrtda235566]

Tom Morello's Wah Pedals, which :(

[Whalio Cappuccino]

made Tom Morello go into...

[qrtda235566]

made Tom Morello go into...

a baptism of solitude, which

yes, I AM trying to make all the musical references I can

[Whalio Cappuccino]

caused DragonForce and Metallica to...

[qrtda235566]

caused DragonForce and Metallica to...

kill themselves because they suck

[Whalio Cappuccino]

kill themselves because they suck

badly, but everyone seems to...

[qrtda235566]

like them because they are

[Whalio Cappuccino]

good with annoying noises and...

[Boomy]

Like making musical addicts out

[LittleBigMe]

Banana skins and gum that

[Senrir]

are rotten and smelly but

[LittleBigMe]

for some reason people thought

[Senrir]

that they are fresh ...

lol

[LittleBigMe]

4 words! BlOOP! Minus points!

Because they sat in mesh

[Senrir]

and are painted with paintinator

O.o

Ohh lol my bad on the previous one

[Creative]

New story.

The Sackgirl went to the...

[Senrir]

disco and met a young

[Creative]

handsome Sackfellow. The Sackgirl proceeded...

[Senrir]

to the bathroom with the

^^ cant wait

[qrtda235566]

Sackfellow to get better acquainted...

[TheArmedReaper]

The random sackguy jumped out

[qrtda235566]

of the toilet which had

[LittleBigMe]

a not so glad gladrag

RHYME I SAY!

[qrtda235566]

a not so glad gladrag

RHYME I SAY!

So the gladrag ate the

[Yarbone]

peanut, wich the dude with

[Senrir]

took from the garbage can ...

[Creative]

fellow Sackboys found this atrocious...

[Lil-Pingin]

amount of money in tree

[Creative]

I win. New highscore: Creative - ∞ New story, bbroman starts it.

[TheArmedReaper]

I'm just going to skip your post Creative...
:)
------------------------
and he said, "wow you're..

[Lil-Pingin]

the craziest looking beast ever....

[TheArmedReaper]

with an ego the size

[Lil-Pingin]

only half of a cashew....

[Creative]

but the importance of a...

[Lil-Pingin]

ninja penguin with a sword....

[ryryryan]

Who will eat you alive...

[TheArmedReaper]

with the help of their

[Yarbone]

incredibly awesome banana peel skills

[Hamsalad]

and then the ninja penguins...

[qrtda235566]

will have teh ladies on

[TheArmedReaper]

the mayor's shiny, platinum horse

[Lil-Pingin]

dressed up like ninja pingins....

[TheArmedReaper]

And so Death came and

[Hamsalad]

all the ninja penguins died

[TheArmedReaper]

and order was back. The

[Lil-Pingin]

swords were stuck in trees....

[TheArmedReaper]

leaving the story of ninjas

[Hamsalad]

and turtles at peace once

[qrtda235566]

and forever Edgar Allen Poe

[RockSauron]

with his heart of coal

[Hamsalad]

with his heart of coal

he ran the engine of

[Senrir]

life and brought back the ...

[ClankXIII]

...acid-washed jeans trend, which encouraged...

[Sage]

many other people to run...

[ClankXIII]

...from the unwarrented, illegal fun...

[Thee-Flash]

i'm a firing my lazor!!!!!!!!!

[ClankXIII]

Thee-Flash can't even play right.

[qrtda235566]

Some monsters are scary but

[Sage]

some are monsters pretty lame...

[ClankXIII]

Spongebob thinks they're fairies.

[qrtda235566]

but microphone spaghetti hurricane tyrannosaurus

[ClankXIII]

is made up of words

[qrtda235566]

probably in the dictionary because

[ClankXIII]

the dictionary contains many words

[Sage]

that make no sense. Why...

[ClankXIII]

am I asking a question?

[Sage]

Why are we here at...

[ClankXIII]

the Bridge of No Return?

[qrtda235566]

Gandalf is a wizard with

[ClankXIII]

a white beard of magic.

[Sage]

And a staff of awesomeness...

[ClankXIII]

that repels the sexy wizards.

[qrtda235566]

Gandalf's girlfriend has purple teeth...

[ClankXIII]

because he conjured grape soda.

[Sage]

Then shoved it in her...

[ClankXIII]

sack of the Dutchman's souls.

[qrtda235566]

Then a flavor kitteh came...

[ClankXIII]

and turned all into choclate.

[Sage]

Then I ate it all...

[ClankXIII]

into the emptiness of oblivion.

[qrtda235566]

Gragmal came and pooped on

[Sage]

my head, so I got...

[ClankXIII]

a huge migraine and planted

[qrtda235566]

a baseball and nommed it

[ClankXIII]

and questioned what nommed was.

[qrtda235566]

He then went to lolcats.com

[ClankXIII]

to order a first-edition card

[qrtda235566]

of flavor kitteh and serious

[ClankXIII]

first degree burns for the

[Sage]

mother cat of the flavorful...

[ClankXIII]

spam which is in a

[qrtda235566]

bottle of wine with a

[Sage]

fat guy and his sister...

[ClankXIII]

that are getting in a

[qrtda235566]

breadtangle of pizza with pepperoni

[ClankXIII]

grown from the finest shoes

[qrtda235566]

of buckethead's electric tears album's

[ClankXIII]

which suck rotten eggs of

[Sage]

Which rocks out loud in...

[qrtda235566]

8 countries 7 of which

[ClankXIII]

are not even real. So

[qrtda235566]

hands off the merchandise, pinky

[ClankXIII]

and the brain, brain, brain

[Sage]

brain, brain, brain, brain, brain...

[qrtda235566]

pinky and the brain, pinky...

[ClankXIII]

and the brain, brain, brain,

[Sage]

The end. So we kept..

[ClankXIII]

on spamming because Sage won't

[Sage]

stop because he's a mad..

[ClankXIII]

hatter! He had tea with

[Sage]

many monkeys who have had

[ClankXIII]

way too many bananas to

[Sage]

even stand up properly, so

[ClankXIII]

without further ado, we introduce

[Sage]

Sage and Clank the ultimate...

[ClankXIII]

tag team spammers in the

[Sage]

Spam Can and five word

[ClankXIII]

story forum games, and they

[Sage]

didn't stop 'till sunlight of

[ClankXIII]

the next day, which is

[Sage]

in 26 minutes central time

[ClankXIII]

that is, if you live

[Sage]

that long, and if you

[ClankXIII]

have a living room in

[Sage]

your house, you better run

[ClankXIII]

if your refrigerator is running.

[Sage]

Man it's hot in here

[ClankXIII]

said the man dressed in

[Sage]

35 wool coats and a

[ClankXIII]

partidge in a pear tree!

[Sage]

two men a singing and

[ClankXIII]

partidge in a pear tree!.

[Sage]

Three Blastoise a blasting and

[ClankXIII]

2 Charizards a charing and

[Sage]

A Squirtle under a waterfall!

[ClankXIII]

On the 12th day of

[Sage]

Summer I jumped off a

[ClankXIII]

bridge and ate some water.

[Sage]

It was quite good, so

[ClankXIII]

I jumped off again into

[Sage]

the river and ate some

[ClankXIII]

strawberry iced tea with ugly

[Sage]

bananas with eyes, they were

[ClankXIII]

actually evil fruit minions, sent

[Sage]

by the evil fruit Sauron!

[ClankXIII]

Peanuts began to attack his

[Sage]

evil lair because he betrayed

[ClankXIII]

the league of peanut butter

[Sage]

minions, when he bought crunchy

[ClankXIII]

nuggets to make Clank sleep.

[Boomy]

After that eventful evening they

[RockSauron]

all worshiped their god, RockSauron

[Boomy]

who actually destroyed other worlds

[RockSauron]

in order to control the

[LittleBigMe]

interstella 5555 osphere when suddenly

[qrtda235566]

a giant kirby came and

[moleynator]

used his oversized feet to...

[qrtda235566]

eat the world in one

[ClankXIII]

seconds, this is, in dog

[qrtda235566]

hair puke pen paper keyboard

[ClankXIII]

Awesomemans sucks at this game.

[Sage]

Sage is back! Rock on!

[ClankXIII]

Here we go again. *sigh*

[Sage]

Once upon a time in

[ClankXIII]

Candyland, Danielle was picking some

[Sage]

candy apples from a large

[ClankXIII]

candy apple tree. After she

[Sage]

fell into a large river

[ClankXIII]

she grabbed onto a branch

[Sage]

that held many odd lemurs

[ClankXIII]

of which were very adorable

[Sage]

in a cute but deadly

[ClankXIII]

(deadly meaning not deadly) way.

[Sage]

Meanwhile in another dimension... "Arrrr!!!"

[ClankXIII]

Meanwhile, in the previous dimension

[Sage]

Danielle was still picking apples

[ClankXIII]

but this time, they were

[Sage]

poisonous and could not be

[ClankXIII]

eaten until the poison was

[Sage]

an indifferent shade of green

[ClankXIII]

Danielle walked through a meadow

[Sage]

filled to the brim with

[ClankXIII]

pretty flowers that smelled heavenly