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Marino
12-21-2008, 04:06 AM
I am just starting this now so I do not forget in the mor...wait...it's already morning. ****. >_<

Ok. Bascially, what I want to do tomorrow is start a LBPC Bible story , where the creation of LBPC is overly dramatized and hilariousness ensues.

For example, we could be like:

In the beginning, there was only lbp sitting at his computer bored out of his mind..

Let there be lint, ect.

Alright, I can't wait. ;)

For an example Bible story, here is the LOLCat Bible:

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

Who do you guise want to be in the Bible Story?

I'm Judas because I betray Jesus and and then hang myself. xD

Miff is GAWD!

Whaaaaale is the whale that eats Jonas

Rock is Satan because he's evil and all

Cartman should be Jebus xD

LittleBigGiant should be Goliath

LBM (R.I.P.) should be David, but he gets smushed by LBG and dies.

Chris & Haley should be Joseph and Mary respectively

Valo is Adam & Lexxie is Eve (sorry xD)

Stix489
12-21-2008, 04:10 AM
I give up with you >_>

ClankXIII
12-21-2008, 04:13 AM
I give up with you >_>

IOU +3 rep.

qrtda235566
12-21-2008, 04:21 AM
Um.....So then MM said "let there be LBP!"?
Sorry, I never read the bible.

Stix489
12-21-2008, 04:28 AM
iou +3 rep.

Ioum! :D

ClankXIII
12-21-2008, 05:02 AM
Ioum! :D

What is 'm'?

Stix489
12-21-2008, 05:08 AM
More ;)

ClankXIII
12-21-2008, 05:10 AM
more ;)

i<3u :)

Stix489
12-21-2008, 05:14 AM
<3 No homo <3

:D

Whalio Cappuccino
12-21-2008, 07:54 AM
Once, many months ago, in the realistic planes of our universe, a large group of people formed a special community, namely, MediaMolecule.
This group dedicated their communions to provide their work onto a world formed on "The Electric Plane", their fingertips worked hard on building the data like blocks on a house. People of the Reality Plane would gather round the console and the viewing device of their choice to daily convert their life into this world.
Namely, LittleBigPlanet.
Shortly after said world showed on the Electric Plane, one traveller of both planes, namely ConfusedCartman, was so dedicated, he decided to make a world on the "Hyperspace Plane", he based it off MediaMolecule's most favourite creation.
He would call it: LBPCentral.
As much as it sounds strange, this place filled upon MediaMolecule's masterpiece finishing touches, as people share their beliefs and formed it into a community of several religions...



Fail.

Jk Lol, I would use that for your start Marino. Or add on to it and whatnot.

neonrage0
12-21-2008, 07:57 AM
Fail.

Jk Lol, I would use that for your start Marino. Or add on to it and whatnot.

Oh...
I just deleted it because I did not see the spoiler.
Darn you!!

Whalio Cappuccino
12-21-2008, 07:58 AM
Omg are you serious dude? Wow... I feel so bad... :( Bring it back! Bring it back it was awesome!

Yes! You can just copy and paste it from my quote... Woo! Seriously it was pretty good wow LOL, I found this a bit funny that you deleted it because I said "Fail" Lmao. No hard feelings it was merely a joke, it was actually really good.

moleynator
12-21-2008, 08:02 AM
What does the spoiler say?

CC didnt make this forum, LBP (r.i.p.) did.

Well... not dead, but never talks...

Whalio Cappuccino
12-21-2008, 08:23 AM
The spoiler says

"Jk Lol, I would use that for your start Marino. Or add on to it and whatnot. "

And LBP basically does the most important thing to keep these forums alive. Which is pay for it. :p

Marino
12-21-2008, 05:48 PM
Ok guys

I need a cast of characters

Who wants to be Adam, Eve, Satan, Abel, ...

****.. is abel even a character?

I'll get a list online. xD

RockSauron
12-21-2008, 05:49 PM
I shall be Satan himself!

=D

I'm... evil, so thus I'm the evil guy.

LBP will be god, who sent his only son (CC) out to the wrld to do all the people work for him. I believe, anyway.

Marino
12-21-2008, 05:51 PM
I call...

Hm.

Noah?

Yeah!

I get to sail on my pimped out ark while the rest of LBPCentral floods! :arg:

http://www.funnycollection.org/img/funny-cartoon-Noahs-Ark.jpg

xD

This is going to be awesome...

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 06:03 PM
God please.

Marino
12-21-2008, 06:10 PM
Miff would make an awesome God...

Hmmm..

Should we stick to the real LBPCentral where lbp would be god and then Cartman be Jesus, or just have random people be random parts? xD

EDIT: I think we should have random people, would be more fun.

Ok guise, call who you want to be!

Miff, you should be Noah, since Noah is a drunk and all xD

Don Vhalt
12-21-2008, 06:35 PM
i call Jesus

Valo
12-21-2008, 07:15 PM
I call bearded man #341.

dorien
12-21-2008, 07:16 PM
I call home (yes I'm E.T)

Boomy
12-21-2008, 07:16 PM
I call God, or Baby Jebus.

Marino
12-21-2008, 07:17 PM
We can have apostles as well, do you want to be one of them?

They are basically bearded guys who follow Jebus around. xD

Valo
12-21-2008, 07:18 PM
A follower of Cartman? Doesn't fit considering he just PM'd me telling me I'm getting banned in pretty much no time at all.

Marino
12-21-2008, 07:21 PM
Cartman doesn't necessarily need to be Jesus, since we aren't going accurately anymore. xD

Valo
12-21-2008, 07:22 PM
Sweet. In which case I call the role of the Virgin Mary.

I figure virgin would be a word in reference to sex. Which is bad, so I'll have some spoiler tags on it.

Marino
12-21-2008, 07:23 PM
Nah, Chris and Haley are going to be Joseph and Mary respectively.

We need an Adam and an Eve though

Valo
12-21-2008, 07:24 PM
Adam it is then.

UmJammerSully
12-21-2008, 07:25 PM
I call moses. plix.

Marino
12-21-2008, 07:26 PM
ok.

Eve anyone? xD

Valo
12-21-2008, 07:30 PM
I'll take one Lexxie please.

Marino
12-21-2008, 07:31 PM
lol, PM her and ask her if she wants to be Eve.

Valo
12-21-2008, 07:33 PM
Ha. That would be so disturbing.

"Hey, how would you like to be Eve? I'm Adam. We'll roam around naked together. ;]"

I'm not gonna even touch any jokes about being charmed by a snake...

Marino
12-21-2008, 07:33 PM
LOL.

http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/snake1.jpg

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 07:46 PM
I said GOD.

God is Drunk!

Gawd almighty! I shalt not take my own name in vain.

Simply - Miffy god plz?

Marino
12-21-2008, 07:53 PM
Yeah, you're god. :)

We just need an Eve and we can start Genesis.

Boomy
12-21-2008, 07:57 PM
Ok I guess I am Baby Jesus :o

RockSauron
12-21-2008, 08:00 PM
So, since I'm satan, does that mean I'm the Snake as well...?

Marino
12-21-2008, 08:01 PM
So, since I'm satan, does that mean I'm the Snake as well...?

Yeah. You are satan in all his awesome forms :hero:

Valo
12-21-2008, 08:02 PM
David Hayter's the Snake.

Marino
12-21-2008, 08:03 PM
Lol, this is what we get for trying to find an Eve on the internet. xD

Boomy
12-21-2008, 08:05 PM
I can imagine if you search eve on google images you would get alot of NSFW images.

Marino
12-21-2008, 08:11 PM
LOL boomy.

God (Miff) will start a new thread where the actual story will be held. This is the discussion thread.

Boomy
12-21-2008, 08:15 PM
Well I indeed did search it, and I was right.

Marino
12-21-2008, 08:35 PM
Alright Valo, your turn. :p

ClankXIII
12-21-2008, 08:36 PM
What's going on here?

Valo
12-21-2008, 08:38 PM
My turn? What?

ClankXIII
12-21-2008, 08:38 PM
Can I be in it?

Marino
12-21-2008, 08:39 PM
Yeah, Miff just created Adam and Eve. You are Adam and Lexxie isn't here so you need to continue what happens in the garden.

Go around the empty site looking for a girl or something. xD

Valo
12-21-2008, 08:43 PM
Of course. You do realise I can't post inside your head, right?

Marino
12-21-2008, 08:44 PM
Yeah, just send your part to Miff and he will post it within the thread.

Don Vhalt
12-21-2008, 08:45 PM
i call Jesus

i change my mind. can i be an apostle. i don't care which maybe john

Valo
12-21-2008, 08:45 PM
Oh. Now it makes sense. Sort of. I dunno what my part is.

LexxieLuu
12-21-2008, 09:52 PM
Why am I eve?
LOL!
I want to be Adam!

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 10:22 PM
Someone volunteered you methinks.

LexxieLuu
12-21-2008, 10:27 PM
tell you the truth I hate that sotry hate the bible and hate being catholic. I am now an atheist.

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 10:28 PM
Join the club.

I'm only in it cause I feel superior.

RockSauron
12-21-2008, 10:28 PM
tell you the truth I hate that sotry hate the bible and hate being catholic. I am now an atheist.

Well, most people involved in this seem to be atheist, SO...

Anyway, whose turn is it now to make the next thing, or what?

Whalio Cappuccino
12-21-2008, 10:29 PM
Bloop! Bloop! I'm a Whaaaaale. Bloops! Come into my belleh!

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 10:30 PM
Valo's next, then Lexxie (if shegree's to it.)

LexxieLuu
12-21-2008, 10:31 PM
I still don't even know what I am doing?

Valo
12-21-2008, 10:33 PM
Hang on. I thought me and Lexxie came up with a block of dialogue, sent it to you then you added it onto the original post?

Nobody knows what's going on with this.

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 10:34 PM
Erm, basically we're reenacting the Bible, but as LBPCentral.

It's like a story/play/interactive thing. Valo should be in contact with you soon.


Hang on. I thought me and Lexxie came up with a block of dialogue, sent it to you then you added it onto the original post?

Nobody knows what's going on with this.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

LexxieLuu
12-21-2008, 10:35 PM
I still don't get it.

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 10:36 PM
I still don't get it.


Hang on. I thought me and Lexxie came up with a block of dialogue, sent it to you then you added it onto the original post?

Nobody knows what's going on with this.

That basically sums it up. I think :/

MARINOOOO

LexxieLuu
12-21-2008, 10:37 PM
That basically sums it up. I think :/

MARINOOOO

I still don't get it.

DrunkMiffy
12-21-2008, 10:37 PM
Marino should be here in a minute to clean this up.

ClankXIII
12-21-2008, 10:38 PM
I still don't get it.

At any time you can opt outtie. ;)

RockSauron
12-21-2008, 10:39 PM
Since I'm the Devil, and thus the Snake, I should probably come in in the scene after the first adam and eve one. the second one would be the second adam and eve one but including me.

Marino
12-21-2008, 10:39 PM
Ok. For scenes where there is more than one person, one person should start. In this case, probably Valo.

Valo should PM Lexxie with his opening dialogue, such as

"It's kind of lonely 'round here... Hey... who are you?"

Lexxie would then respond in a PM her dialogue. It could go back and forth until they decide to end.

Then, when the scene is done, they would PM Miff the complete scene, and then he would post it.

Get it?

And just so you know, continue all discussion in the Discussion thread.

LexxieLuu
12-21-2008, 10:40 PM
I kind of get it now that Valo put more detail into what we have to do.

Whalio Cappuccino
12-21-2008, 10:43 PM
Am I going to even talk when it gets to my scene or what?

Marino
12-21-2008, 10:44 PM
Probably something like

YUMMM!! JONAS! ME LIKE JONAS!

:p

/this will all be moved to the Discussion thread, just give Miff a sec.

EDIT: Thanks Miff!

Ok, so who is Kevin? Do you mean Joseph? Or is Mary having an affair? LOL

We need a Holy Ghost aswell.

and I'm Judas the Betrayer xD

Little Big Planet Legend
12-21-2008, 11:01 PM
in the begging there was only 1 Creator! then he said in a deep booming voice "LET THERE BE MY MOON" and that was the first day. On the 2nd day He said "LET THERE BE STORY MODE!!!!" and that was the end of the second day...

UmJammerSully
12-21-2008, 11:43 PM
Hey, I thought I called dibbs on Moses? Why is my name not on Miffy's list. T____T

Valo
12-21-2008, 11:52 PM
Me and Lexxie could do with a little rolling start. How should we begin the thing? And where does it end? OH THE HUMANITY!

Boomy
12-22-2008, 07:48 AM
As baby Jebus what do I say? Waaaaa?

Thee-Flash
12-22-2008, 07:51 AM
I don't like this thread -_-

carry on

Stix489
12-22-2008, 07:56 AM
I don't like this thread -_-

carry on

I agree completely.

Maybe for different reasons, but I dunno O_o

TO ME, this thread is a blasphemous fail >_>

Thee-Flash
12-22-2008, 08:02 AM
I agree completely.

Maybe for different reasons, but I dunno O_o

TO ME, this thread is a blasphemous fail >_>

i be Christian xD and a bit Jewish mum Jewish Dad Christian

Stix489
12-22-2008, 08:13 AM
i be Christian xD and a bit Jewish mum Jewish Dad Christian

YAY! =D

Yeah, then we agree on this thread. ;)

Thee-Flash
12-22-2008, 08:18 AM
YAY! =D

Yeah, then we agree on this thread. ;)

xD


I'm Judas because I betray Jesus and and then hang myself. xD


=( i don't find this funny

and it's Jesus and god not gawd and jebus!

sorry for sounding like a jerk

but i don't like what you are doing here -_-

Stix489
12-22-2008, 08:22 AM
You and I alike Hero, you and I alike.

Let's start a thread making direct fun at atheism, naturalism, evolutionism, and see if it gets a good reception. :|

Boomy
12-22-2008, 08:24 AM
Then don't look at this thread you know you don't have too..

Thee-Flash
12-22-2008, 08:25 AM
You and I alike Hero, you and I alike.

Let's start a thread making direct fun at atheism, naturalism, evolutionism, and see if it gets a good reception. :|

i would love to but that is not what lbpc is about xD

we have to be the responsible ones on here for once buddy Awwwww boy!

Stix489
12-22-2008, 08:26 AM
Then don't look at this thread you know you don't have too..

I can't help but show my dislike to it. It is pretty offensive.

@Hero: Haha yeah, weird huh? O_o

Thee-Flash
12-22-2008, 08:31 AM
I can't help but show my dislike to it. It is pretty offensive.

@Hero: Haha yeah, weird huh? O_o

let's just leave the thread the mods will watch and see if it does get too offensive then it will be closed ?

deal?

Stix489
12-22-2008, 08:33 AM
Eh, I guess.

I just want Marino to know that he's doing this sort of thing a lot lately.

Thee-Flash
12-22-2008, 08:36 AM
Eh, I guess.

I just want Marino to know that he's doing this sort of thing a lot lately.

i know i know but let's not get an infraction over it

Stix489
12-22-2008, 08:38 AM
You shouldn't get an infraction. Mods, if you want to infract someone, just infract me. I'm the one doing most of the arguing here, Hero doesn't deserve it.

QuozL
12-22-2008, 08:42 AM
Before this goes much further let me just remind everyone of RULE #8 from the LBPC Holy Book of Rules and I quoteth from the text

"Heavily opinionated content(such as religion and politics) will be watched over a bit more. Calm, reasoned debate is completely allowed. As long as you are respectful of others opinions, you are free to express your own."

Okay now that is out of the way, keep it in good taste please or this thread will be gone quicker than you can say ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "gone," yea that's it, gone.

Cheers QuozL

Valo
12-22-2008, 10:56 AM
I can't vouch for the rest, but my intention isn't to mock Christianity. All I'm aiming for is to make something funny that follows the trend of the Bible, and has an internet/LBPC spin on it.

neonrage0
12-22-2008, 03:14 PM
If you're people in the bible, who am I? One of the scribes who wrote the christian bible in the first place?
John?

Spoiler for original text I wrote. Since I though I'd repost it after deleting it.
Once, many months ago, in the realistic planes of our universe, a large group of people formed a special community, namely, MediaMolecule.
This group dedicated their communions to provide their work onto a world formed on "The Electric Plane", their fingertips worked hard on building the data like blocks on a house. People of the Reality Plane would gather round the console and the viewing device of their choice to daily convert their life into this world.
Namely, LittleBigPlanet.
Shortly after said world showed on the Electric Plane, one traveller of both planes, namely ConfusedCartman, was so dedicated, he decided to make a world on the "Hyperspace Plane", he based it off MediaMolecule's most favourite creation.
He would call it: LBPCentral.
As much as it sounds strange, this place filled upon MediaMolecule's masterpiece finishing touches, as people share their beliefs and formed it into a community of several religions...

Don Vhalt
12-22-2008, 03:23 PM
I can't vouch for the rest, but my intention isn't to mock Christianity. All I'm aiming for is to make something funny that follows the trend of the Bible, and has an internet/LBPC spin on it.

yeah me too. i'm not making fun of Christianity

GuyWithNoEyes
12-22-2008, 10:19 PM
What's that guys name who's blind but gets healed by Jesus?
I haven't read the bible in a while....:(

Marino
12-22-2008, 10:24 PM
Woah.

What happened here?

Yeah, this is in no way opinionated. We are just making a Bible story using LBPCers like the LOLCAT Bible.

GWNE, I think that's Paul/Saul.

Want to be him?

Valo
12-22-2008, 10:27 PM
The Artist formerly known as "Blind Man".

UmJammerSully
12-23-2008, 12:47 AM
Looks like Adam is dead, meaning the human race can never come into being.

*paradox*

Marino
12-23-2008, 12:49 AM
LOL. That's funny actually. Anyone else want to be Adam?

Someone got banned from the Garden. xD

Boomy
12-23-2008, 07:14 AM
Looks like Adam is dead, meaning the human race can never come into being.

*paradox*

Haha nice one :p