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Ayneh
08-27-2013, 09:06 PM
LBPC Apocalypse Survival

everyone's dead!

The year is 3102 AD. In this bleak future LBPC has more sub-forums than it does active users. Some sub-forums have no signs of life for weeks.

The site is so bloated and top heavy that there are power outages and it often takes several days to load a page. People can host 30 gigabyte avatars and signatures on top of the already huge site graphics.

Despite the huge hosting costs to itself the government failed to act. Some called for things like the search feature to be outsourced to create less database queries, some called for the site to be streamlined, they were all ignored. Now there's nothing left but desert.

In this desert the only way to communicate is through private or profile messages. Rarely is it worth looking out the window at the rest of the forum, everyone has long since given up.

All the while a single sub-forum has flourished while the others died. It began as a pariah state but soon came to be the dominating force in the region. It was never addressed while it was still possible to do so and now it's too late.

In this thread we plan how to survive in this wasteland.

Shooter0898
08-27-2013, 09:30 PM
This sounds like fun.

RockSauron
08-27-2013, 09:32 PM
Peanuts for sale! Fresh peanuts!

jwwphotos
08-27-2013, 11:42 PM
Peanuts for sale! Fresh peanuts!

lol.. no thanks, I have popcorn. :)

butter-kicker
08-27-2013, 11:45 PM
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/walking-dead.gif

We have a Nebraska section right?

gdn001
08-28-2013, 01:35 AM
I heard deathclaws flourish in post-apocalyptic environments. We should stock on fire and fire accessories to deal with them.

jwwphotos
08-28-2013, 02:14 AM
I heard deathclaws flourish in post-apocalyptic environments. We should stock on fire and fire accessories to deal with them.

Dang.. and I was thinking granola bars and cupcakes.

gdn001
08-28-2013, 03:31 AM
Dang.. and I was thinking granola bars and cupcakes.
No. We need fire. And maybe flames too. ;)

SnipySev
08-28-2013, 07:50 AM
Nice, I'll finally be able to use all the soda bottlecaps I've been stockpiling since 2008!

TheUltraDeino
09-03-2013, 08:51 PM
I say we raid the stores and take all of the PS20s

Ryan86me
09-04-2013, 09:28 PM
Its important that we gather as much Ramen noodles as possible.