View Full Version : Would you rather...?

02-09-2009, 10:33 PM
In this game you have to create a scenario and give multiple options.

I'll start us off.

Would you rather drink a full litre of your own urine or get kicked in the... you know... bits?

02-09-2009, 10:36 PM
erm get kicked i think.... depends how hard though >_<

would you rather lose an arm or a leg? (i am just waiting for this to get out of hand, so we can post more 'fun' ones :D)

02-09-2009, 11:19 PM
a leg so i could still play guitar. i would just get a fake leg or a peg leg arrrrrg.

would you rather fall down a flight of 30 stairs or walk in on your parents doing it (lol)

02-09-2009, 11:24 PM
Probably walking in on my parents.... depends on if I could IMMEDIATELY walk out then.

would you rather eat an insect or "normal" food practically on the verge of spoiled?

02-09-2009, 11:29 PM
I don't know.....

Would you rather say "would you rather say"would you rather say"would you rather say""" (keeps going on and on) trip-on nothing at all while you have the fate of the world in your hands and the hole world watching?

02-09-2009, 11:29 PM
I'd rather say "would you rather say"would you rather say"would you rather say"" (keeps going on)

Would you rather attempt a double front flip on a dirt bike or have a black widdow bite you?

02-09-2009, 11:52 PM
either way i'm probably going to die i guess it depends if i can go to the hospital right away after it bites me or if im @ one etc....but i would try the double front flip
(also if you arnt going to particapate for the persons quesion. This is my IMO but don't post; its killians game but he didn't make any direct rules but i'm sure he'd agree)

would you rather fight bruce lee (full on like you just slapped his mom) or throw a large knife in the air and attempt to catch it

02-10-2009, 01:32 AM
there was a thred for this but its way far back but dont feel like finding it.

throw a large knife in the air :D

Do math homework or science homework!

Don Vhalt
02-10-2009, 04:31 PM
this is kinda the same as the Or game.

Science homwork.

Would you rather jump out of a plane without a parachute or get shot, then stabbed and then blown up by C4

02-10-2009, 06:48 PM
jump out of a plane without a parachute.

would you rather fight pirates to the death or wrestle a bear while your covered in honey

02-10-2009, 08:43 PM
Probably the pirates. xD

Would you rather be a shark with no teeth or a dog with no legs?

02-11-2009, 05:55 AM
I would be a legless dog, Named Lil Brudder...

Would you rather walk in on your parents doing it, or have them walk in on you?

02-12-2009, 05:12 AM
Walk in on me. It's just wrong with your parents.

Would you rather have a broken Ps3 or a broken Xbox 360?

Whalio Cappuccino
02-12-2009, 05:24 AM
Broken PS3, therefore I would still be in my warranty, so I can get it fixed for free.

Would you rather have a 600 lb person sit on you, possibly crushing your legs.
Would you rather let over 1000 mosquitos bite at your skin, you might catch maleria.

02-12-2009, 05:27 AM
Fat dude, come here!!

No music or No love

02-12-2009, 07:35 AM
No music.

Die, or trapped in "Limbo" for eternity.

02-12-2009, 08:01 AM
I Would say limbo...

Would you rather the only song you can listen to for the rest of your life be the hamster dance song (whistle stop sped up) or Billy Ray Cyrus' achey brakey heart?

02-12-2009, 09:55 AM
Billy the other one sounds horrible,

a ice lollie or a lolly pop

02-12-2009, 10:31 AM
Ice Lolly :P

Dr Pepper, Or Coca Cola (Meaning of life stuff here)

02-12-2009, 03:23 PM
DR pepper

Swim with sharks or run with jaguires...

02-12-2009, 05:56 PM
Would you rather have your eyes ripped out their sockets and shoved up your nostrils respectively or play LBP?

Nah, heres the real one,
Blind or Deaf and mute

02-12-2009, 05:57 PM
Would you rather have your eyes ripped out their sockets and shoved up your nostrils respectively or play LBP?

Nah, heres the real one,
Blind or Deaf and mute

Your meant to answer the previous one too :p

I can't answer yours.. Too hard.

02-12-2009, 06:16 PM
have all the money you could ever hope to spend and lose all of your family OR become poor and maintain all of your family and friends

02-12-2009, 07:53 PM
have all the money you could ever hope to spend and lose all of your family OR become poor and maintain all of your family and friends

That's of a bit of a no-brainer...
As cleiche as it is, money doesn't buy happiness.

A book or a pencil and paper.

02-12-2009, 08:01 PM
penicl and paper. and money does buy happiness, 'cos everything needs money. you need money to survive (food and drink) you need money to have a family and look after them, you need mney for a house and tv etc. the list goes on ....

would you rather: be able to play LBP and never be able to come on here and speak to people off here on PSN or vice versa?

02-12-2009, 08:09 PM
LBP, if I couldnt play i probably wouldnt come here either...

Drink a bottle of hotsauce, or eat a jar of mayonaise

02-12-2009, 08:25 PM
@ pinch , not really for most it is but i'm sure not everyone would feel the same way.

but i would drink the hot sauce...man those are both nasty good call.

would you rather drink a liter of white out or half a liter of ink

02-12-2009, 11:34 PM
I've never tasted either, so I don't really know or care. So I'll go with the ink because of the less amount.

Watch Cloverfield for eternity or watch I Am Legend for eternity?

02-13-2009, 12:22 AM
LOL good one... I would go with I am legend... I prefered cloverfield but the shakey camera would give me an eternity of motion sickness.

would you rather deficate a softball or urinate a large marble?

02-13-2009, 02:42 AM
Defecate a softball.......................asdfaf

Would you rather punch a baby or murder a penguin with your bare hands?

02-13-2009, 07:44 AM
hmm can I do both?

would you rather eat lunch in a burn ward or a retirement home?

02-13-2009, 10:41 PM
Would you rather punch a baby or murder a penguin with your bare hands?

Guys.. can't you just keep it a bit.. sane? =\
It's just getting sick =\

Given £1500 or given an all inclusive holiday to the carribean for a week, all expenses paid?
(treat it as "money or holiday" ignore the numbers and location)

02-13-2009, 10:59 PM
hmm can I do both?

would you rather eat lunch in a burn ward or a retirement home?

lol hahah funny choices

i guess retirement home even though it would be boring.

would you rather get pushed down 50 stairs in a box or have bob barker kick your junk

02-14-2009, 12:36 AM
I bet bob barker can kick hard, hes a hundred and eighty years old... soo that...

Would you rather wear a suit made out of bees for a week, or ride a bicycle made of cactus everywhere you went for a week.

02-14-2009, 05:18 PM
Cactus Bike! :D The bees would probably get you killed the first day :eek:..

Would you rather be tortured in a week and die a slow and painful death afterwards or be blind-deaf for the rest of your life?

02-14-2009, 05:38 PM
Cactus Bike! :D The bees would probably get you killed the first day :eek:..

Would you rather be tortured in a week and die a slow and painful death afterwards or be blind-deaf for the rest of your life?

Blind/Deaf then I'd kill myself.

Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death if both took equal time?

02-14-2009, 06:45 PM
ooo good one.. I would probably burn to death, they would both suck pretty bad, but if they took the same time, atleast burning would look cool. Go out like Thích Quảng Đức (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%C3%ADch_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_%C4%90%E1%BB%A9c)

would you rather have to form your sentences like Yoda (but with your regular voice) for the rest of your life, or breath like darth vader (but have your regular voice)

02-15-2009, 04:03 PM
breathe like darth vader, duh! People would know I mean business. But I'd also buy a darth vader suit and make my own red light saber.

Would you rather swim in a pool full of pudding or a pool full of orange soda?!?

I'm helping to bring this thread up from "would you rather mutilate yourself this way or that way?"

02-16-2009, 05:26 PM
Mmmmm. Pudding. Especially Butterscotch.

Would you rather be able to fly or have superhuman strength?

02-16-2009, 06:53 PM
I would do the superhuman strength, flying is overrated, I would just jump around like the Hulk...

would you rather beable to turn invisible, or read minds.

02-17-2009, 09:30 PM
hmmmm Invisible i guess if i had control when to go in or out of it.

Drink Pepsi or Coke?

02-17-2009, 10:15 PM
pepsi... pepsi has more street cred than coke..

Terminal Cancer or AIDS?

02-17-2009, 11:37 PM
WOW - heavy!

AIDS I guess. There's hope.

"Good" paying job OR something you're passionate about that only pays just enough to survive.

02-17-2009, 11:42 PM
Depends.. If I hate the job that pays good, then I go with passion... If Its just kindof boring or somthing, I would probably still go with passion, unless its not enough to live on, then I'd go for the big bucks..

would you rather have legs like the LBP monster peg legs things.. or wheels?

02-18-2009, 12:28 AM

Would you rather be rich or happy?

02-18-2009, 12:51 AM

Have lots of Math home work or lots of Social Studies home work?

02-18-2009, 12:53 AM
lots of math homework

Would you rather be really tall and skinny or short and really fat?

02-18-2009, 12:54 AM
tall and skinny..

it depends how skinny.
im 12 and im exactly 5 foot and only 79 pounds so yeah =/

Go to school or go to work.

( do not weigh this one on pay please :))

02-18-2009, 12:58 AM
go to school

and i am 6'1 weigh 114 pounds and i am 28 years old with 2 kids

would you rather be homeless or cow?

02-18-2009, 01:00 AM
im guessing by Cow you mean being a cow.

Cow its not that bad somones gotta bring the milk in every morning XD

own a dog or a cat?

02-18-2009, 01:01 AM

be married or single?

02-18-2009, 01:05 AM

write in Ittalic of underlined?

02-18-2009, 01:40 AM

Speel correectly or not give a **** about spelling

02-18-2009, 01:47 AM
spell correctly. even though im not good at it.. but it would be nice to be excellent at it.

Who is better Mario or Yoshi XD

02-18-2009, 01:50 AM
Yoshi! Just look at the sticker of him!

Would you rather Play, Create, or Share?

02-18-2009, 01:53 AM
woah three choices!!!

Play..... well if play counts playing other people levels and the stories.

but if we are counting share as playing other peoples levels then share....

Wear a T shirt and long pants on a hot day or wear a long sleeve shirt and shorts on a hot day?

02-18-2009, 02:12 AM
T-shirt if its white of course

Wii Or Xbox.

If you say xbox, ill find you and kill you:kz:

02-18-2009, 02:14 AM
T-shirt if its white of course

Wii Or Xbox.

If you say xbox, ill find you and kill you:kz:
hahahahahaha thats a loaded post right there! :p PS3!!!!! ha!
wii since i have to answer one of those XD

this face>:hero: or this face>:kz:

02-18-2009, 02:16 AM
This :hero: because its a face of a hero. ^_^

to live in Canada Or United States?


02-18-2009, 02:50 AM
Canada for sure

Would you rather have no electronics but an iPhone or no electronics but a DS

02-18-2009, 03:05 AM
No electronics but an iPhone

would you rather have glasses or contacts

02-18-2009, 03:22 AM
Id rather get another pair of glasses.. contacts hurt my eyes and being blind is starting to suck...

win american (european?) idol, or win the lottery?

02-18-2009, 03:27 AM
win the lottery

would you rather get beat up by a boy or a girl?

02-18-2009, 04:44 AM
well beat up by a boy would probably hurt worse.. beat up by a girl would be more humiliating... but I could always lie about it... so a girl.

have unshavable hair all over your body, or have no hair at all?

02-18-2009, 10:30 PM
no hair at all.... all over my body...*shivers* yeah no hair at all!

Spam can I or Spam can II

02-18-2009, 11:04 PM
spam can 2.

have george foreman slap you in the face with a hot george foreman grill
or do 10 consectutive sweatin' with the oldies along side richard simons with nothing but speedos on and richard keeps giving you weird looks

02-18-2009, 11:08 PM
The grill, the grill, oh please, god, the grill!


02-19-2009, 01:11 AM
OR, 'cuz that way i don't fail.
Bash your head against a wall 20 times in 10 seconds or Stub your toe 4 times in 5 seconds?

02-19-2009, 01:46 AM
bash my head against a wall..

my cousin made me do that with my head on concrete. :O i was bleeding how wrestlers bleed from the tip of the forehead but it was actually real.

Get hair cut or keep long?

02-19-2009, 02:10 AM
keep long, wish my hair was still long :(

Be a circus clown, or a themepark mascot?

02-19-2009, 02:21 AM
Themepark Mascot - clowns scare me :)

Chocolate or Peanut Butter?

02-19-2009, 02:33 AM

red apple or green apple

02-19-2009, 03:02 AM
green apple.. granny smiths are the best.

be recued by spiderman or superman?

02-19-2009, 03:08 AM
Superman spider would drop me for the Jane person D=

Batman the Dark Knight or BatMan Begins?

(which one is better i mean)

02-19-2009, 03:28 AM
Dark knight was better... but batman was better in the first one.

Cats or Dogs?

02-19-2009, 03:31 AM
hard one i dont own ether though....it dependeds. a dog probaly more active and can still somtimes be able to at night lay next to you watching you play LBP! :D

go to bed late and wake up late or go to bed early and wake up early

02-19-2009, 03:38 AM
I usually stay up till 3 and noon is early for me...

irish coffee or bloody mary?

02-19-2009, 03:39 AM
i dont drink cofee but my moms irish so irish coffe?

go on a school field trip or have a snow day instead of going?

02-19-2009, 03:45 AM
depends on where the trip was to.. candy factory= field trip, menonite society= snowday

trampoline or bicycle down a hill?

02-19-2009, 12:15 PM

Homeless or married to a pig?

02-19-2009, 01:33 PM
Married to a pig

Would you rather: Listen to "What is love! Baby don't hurt me!" 24 hours long. Or chop your own arm off.

02-19-2009, 02:37 PM
...What is love?...man that song, you know, it just gets to you, in a good way.

Dead but rotting above ground or alive but below it?

02-19-2009, 03:04 PM

02-19-2009, 03:39 PM

Listen to Chicken dance 24/7 or Loose your sense of touch.

02-19-2009, 05:31 PM
Checken dance... my touch is one of my favorite senses (if it was smell itd be different)

have to do cartwheels instead of walking everywhere you go, have to naked reverse crabwalk everywhere you go?

02-19-2009, 06:03 PM
cartwheels lol...

go a month without your cellphone service or a month without your TV service including video games

02-19-2009, 06:10 PM
ouch... well I needs my cell phone.. I go crazy if I loose it for a day.

laser eyes or wolverine claws?

02-19-2009, 10:48 PM
Laser Eyes.

Myspace or Facebook!

02-19-2009, 11:19 PM
Myspace (face books good i was just too lazy to get into both things and i already had myspace)

ability to fly or go invisible?

02-20-2009, 03:05 AM

play Littlebigplanet or Killzone 2

02-20-2009, 09:29 AM
At the moment it would be Killzone2, im so tired of my levels not turning out anyway near of how i planned them (in a bad way :grr:) and i really look forward to kicking some ISA ***** :D...

Would you rather play

Ps: im helping this thread back down to would you mutilate you this or that way again :p:D.

02-20-2009, 10:28 PM
Umm the second picture didnt show up for me... so Id play the little white box with the red X in it...

Urinate indoors or Outdoors?

02-21-2009, 05:24 AM
indoors lawl.

eat pie, or save teh world?

(my most famous question.)

02-21-2009, 07:44 AM
Save teh world, then eat pie as reward.

Loose a finger, or 2 toes

02-21-2009, 07:57 AM
2 toes, as long as I get to pick which two..

would you rather have have all your teeth pulled or be chemically casterated?

02-21-2009, 10:48 PM
hmm...all my teef pulled out....

would you rather get captured by the Helghast or.....get run over repeadatly? <-- sorry, cant spell =P

02-23-2009, 09:19 PM
depends what the hel ghast do to me...maybe they'll train me as one of their own? I choose helghast

would you rather eat an ounce of salt or jump out of a 3 story window

02-23-2009, 09:25 PM
Lol I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt... it wasnt that bad.

have all the most sensitive parts of your body peirced, or have a tattoo you dont like?

02-23-2009, 09:36 PM
Lol I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt... it wasnt that bad.

have all the most sensitive parts of your body peirced, or have a tattoo you dont like?

How big was the bowl because two spoons of salt can kill you?

Piercing, you can remove them.

Save a dog or a cat from some nefarious situation.

02-23-2009, 10:14 PM
not if you drink loads of water, it just makes you sick.. but as long as you stay balanced your in the green...

dog... he'd do the same for me... a cat woudnt.

the ability to turn your feet into springs and bounce high into the air, or the ability to shoot ticks from your nipples?

02-28-2009, 04:57 AM
Cats - I have a few myself.

EDIT: woups - answered the wrong one.... Springs I guess.

this is a toughie.... get the "failed to load" on a finished level you haven't published yet OR get sucker punched in the stomach. (trust me - they both feel about the same) *sigh*

03-02-2009, 10:20 PM
sucker punched i got a really tough stomach :)

Eat pie or Cake?

03-02-2009, 10:24 PM
if its rubarb pie then pie lol
would you rather be shot 500 times in each limb or be blown up losing your limbs and can't move or talk or communicate in any way - and if you watched the music video for one - YOU DONT KNOW MORSE CODE!!! AAAAAAAH

03-02-2009, 10:27 PM
shot 500 times in each limb i dont know XD

Play on the DS or PSP

03-02-2009, 10:31 PM
PsP theres a chance of LBP for it xD

drill through the head - and survive. or be decapitated and just being a head rolling around ALIVE

03-02-2009, 11:18 PM
head rolling around alive thats so awesome!!! XD

Own a parrot or a hamster as a pet

03-03-2009, 10:11 PM
hamster... i had a parrot all night it was screetching... but he was also racist... every time a old man or a black man came on the tv he starts screetching flies off and goes " ooooh BUgger" quite funny to be honest but still kinda wierd...
although if i chose a parrot ... could he wear a eye-patch and a little pirate hat?

be steamrolled over your body squishing you- survive... or get shocked and awed ALOT - Get tonnes of shotgun blasts to the face in other words...

03-03-2009, 11:26 PM
I'd have to go with the shotgun blasts to the face... sure, it would probably hurt more but that's only if I survived after like, the second shot (which is impossible). Surviving the steamroller would be too painful, since I'd live.

Would you rather get mauled by a grizzly bear or eaten by a great white shark? :grr:

03-03-2009, 11:36 PM
eaten by shark, its quicker...

attacked by 'Hops' The evil killer rabbit in monty python and th holy grail. or down a never-ending hole unconcious

03-04-2009, 02:23 AM
never ending hole W00t!
Have only a sig or only an avatar?

03-04-2009, 03:10 AM
hmm only a sig.

would you rather have the force or be able to fly

03-04-2009, 06:17 AM
Force easily.

Fly or teleport?

03-04-2009, 06:43 AM
Fly... so i can **** on people

Telekenisis or Everyother pyscic Ability?

03-08-2009, 08:11 PM

Would you rather die by:
A flamethrower or a Boltgun? (a la KZ2)

03-08-2009, 08:48 PM

Shotgun or Uzi

03-08-2009, 10:09 PM
Depends on the range.
point blank = shotgun.

03-14-2009, 01:25 PM
So, I guess I have to post one?

H4H or Prize Levels or Trophy Levels

03-14-2009, 11:40 PM
I'd rather have a knife stuck in my head than any of the above. I suppose Prize levels because they may have something good.

03-15-2009, 11:17 AM


<(*.*<) or (|*.*|) or (>*.*)>

03-17-2009, 09:36 PM
would you rather throw phillip down a flight of stairs or hit him over the head with a guitar

03-17-2009, 09:39 PM
Stairs cuz' guitars are awesome.

Would you rather skip christmas for a year or your birthday for a year.

03-18-2009, 08:10 AM
My birthday.

Christmas is one of the best days of the year, especially how my family does it ;)

Maths or economics?

03-19-2009, 02:46 AM

math gives me the creeps...

eat pie or save the world?

03-19-2009, 05:17 AM
Eat pie. Always. Would you rather:

Have your arms or your legs amputated

03-19-2009, 07:56 AM
I'd rather have my arms!

Wait, did you mean rather have my arms amputated? In that case, legs. Prosthetics would be in the mail the next day xD As far as I know, there aren't prosthetic arms that are as sophisticated as a human hand (I couldn't play LBP!)

To be or not to be?

03-22-2009, 11:15 AM
To be, obviously...
I know that sooner or later i will still "not be" so it's like a choice between either death or life and death. Because i don't want to die i choose life, and the few people who want to die they know that they will do that sooner or later even if they choose life.

Would you rather Go to work or go to school tomorrow.

03-23-2009, 03:00 AM
school, because I have friends to talk to, and i dont have a job xD

would you rather eat a cows eye or a (Inappropriate Content deleted)?

03-23-2009, 04:43 PM
Definitely a cow's eye.

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03-23-2009, 09:33 PM
Be homeless with a family member or have a nice house but be living on your own with no family

03-23-2009, 09:48 PM
Be homeless with a family member or have a nice house but be living on your own with no family


Ok, erm...

Be a pirate or be a ninja?

03-23-2009, 09:57 PM
Ninja of course, being a pirate seems way to problematic, and you have to say "yarr" all the time...

Super hero or evil "super villain"

03-24-2009, 12:19 AM
ok i would rather...
shermzor : ninja pirate... gawd they rock lol xD
Marklin Super Hero , people will look up to me and i will get so many girls xD

oh right..
be torn apart by a machine slowly and painfully lasting over 2 days and live for both days
or be compressed by a car compactor lasting 2 days and live for both xD
mine seem to always be the most horific as if i were a mafia guy or a mass murderer like that dude in silence of the lambs