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moleynator
03-01-2009, 05:03 PM
I started this thread to make a real rap,
but most people thought that it was crap.
Random rapping, thats its new name
yeah whatever, just play the game!

Yarbone
03-01-2009, 05:42 PM
yo dude, this sounds fun
let's get started

it's really interesting man... i'll try to help you :)
And... why don't you make a rap about this community... (really don't know... does it have to be something the whole world could know?)

moleynator
03-01-2009, 06:48 PM
yo dude, this sounds fun
let's get started

it's really interesting man... i'll try to help you :)
And... why don't you make a rap about this community... (really don't know... does it have to be something the whole world could know?)

To be popular it does. There isnt much point in working hard to get no recognition.

If we make a littlebig rap then we could submit it on www.machinima.com. They have something like the 6th most subscribed youtube account.

Bleach117x
03-01-2009, 07:07 PM
A LBP rap...
sounds fun...
ill help out any way i can :D...

Bear
03-01-2009, 07:55 PM
LBP is a big game,
I eat cheese and lions I tame.
My character is big and brown.
I'm not in your toilet, I'm in your town.

That was purely for fun, I just spent like 20 seconds on it O_O

moleynator
03-01-2009, 07:56 PM
At least you can rhyme. :D

RockSauron
03-01-2009, 07:59 PM
we should make one focused on ME!

... nah. Focus it on random members here >_<

Yarbone
03-01-2009, 08:09 PM
Ha lol! I really like the part that Ghost wrote :D

01philip01
03-01-2009, 08:36 PM
we should make one focused on ME!

... nah. Focus it on random members here >_<

Like me,

i lieks sushi :arg:

Whalio Cappuccino
03-12-2009, 01:26 AM
Hmmm....

The game was created, and it was fun.
Everyone played it, until it was done.
Done you say? Why was it done?
Because, I answer, H4H took away the fun!


Aww that sucks, you reply, who made it cramp?
You did my friend, because you created Ramp.

:p (Yeah I know, cramp doesn't really make sense but it had to rhyme lmao.)

Let's see another one?

"Omg!" He shouted, "look in the sky!"
What is it? A bird? No! It's a fly!
"No!" Said another, "Your absurd!"
That's no fly! It's a giant peice of turd!

Lawl, these are so fun...

LBP was a game, a game created for all.
Till the day came, were it would soon fall.
No one knew why, this day would come.
Except for one, and his name was RockSauron.

Because, you see, Rock had these powers.
He could speed, slow, or pause all the hours.
But this rap isn't about him, nor about me.
I'll finish this rap, with the phrase "I have to pee."

:)

Sackboy was created. October 2008.
He was cuddled, loved, and it was great!
The cuddling became gruesome.
For our fellow friend.
Out came his chainsaw.
Thus creating the end.

Well, that's all I could come up within the last 5 minutes or so. Pretty sure none of these even make sense so you probably won't use them, but I did it for the lulz.

Yarbone
03-13-2009, 05:42 AM
Whaaaaale ... That's awesome! :D

I think

Whalio Cappuccino
03-13-2009, 05:52 AM
Whaaaaale ... That's awesome! :D

I think

Haha thank you. :)

I think. :p

moleynator
03-13-2009, 07:26 AM
I think...

We could use some of it.

RockSauron
03-13-2009, 04:44 PM
Make one about me!

RockSauron is teh man
He kills alls in teh spam can
with his lazah vision
and powers of presicion

moleynator
03-13-2009, 06:54 PM
He conquers all with his army of the night
Yarbone screams and runs off in fright
Whaaaaale tried to stop him in the mighty sea
But failed ever so mis-er-a-b-ly

Hamsalad
03-13-2009, 10:53 PM
I'm Hamsalad and I'm here to say
All the other sackboys are ele-ment-tar-a

They come at me on LBPC like they know me
They don't know jack, their just wack

Now I know, these rhymes are corny
they don't tell a story...
Well that's fine cause i'm having a whaaaale of a time

when awesomeman steps up to the mic
he spits hot fire, theres no greater desire
than to watch him eat clams
or go watch space jam

and then theres zommy
he ain't no mommy
if you see a neon sig
you know it's his that you dig

Yarbone
03-14-2009, 05:59 AM
dood! that was totally awesome!!! :D

Hamsalad
03-19-2009, 06:11 PM
Thanks Yarbone it was no prob
Thats how i do, it is my job

no not really but your name is cool
its like a pirate that went to school

wait that made no sense but thats ok
im going to keep rapping anyway

yarbone yarbone hes the best
at drinking rum and finding a treasure chest

you better watch out ill tell you why
when he goes FULLY ACTION MODE your gunna cry

Yarbone
03-19-2009, 06:16 PM
That's soooo coool :3 I'm gonna make a rap about Hamsalad....

Bear
03-19-2009, 06:22 PM
Rapping sucks.

Yeah I hate rapping,
People like toast and clothes they like packing.
Cheese tastes good and so do bananas...

Yeah... bananas, they taste so good with chips,
My feet taste nice so I'll give you some tips,
Never wash them or they will smell good,
If you wanted other stuff then I guess you could.

Yeah, rapping sucks, this rap makes no sense
And neither does yur m0m!

:D

Yarbone
03-19-2009, 06:40 PM
Lol that was totally random! I love it xD

dawesbr
03-19-2009, 07:46 PM
Normal rapping sucks, but mine is great
I'll make it so good, you'll have to appreciate
It's awesome; you can't do nuttin to stop it
Just stand right there, and your jaw; get ready to drop it

I enter the forum, fresh from the game
Here to spread the awe of my name
I start with a post, here and there
And soon my fame is spread everywhere

I move to sigs, and the sig of the week
Next to me, everyone looked meek,
It wasn't long before my sig had won,
With a picture of space overlayed with a dragon

Next I go to object showcase,
Where I stake my claim and make my base,
I slam on the table an awesome additon,
To LittleBigPlanet; a double jumping system

On to ideas, where level get made
Ready to rule now the foundations have been laid
I spot a post by Rock, about LBPC
And decide to submit; go there and see!

Down the forum listings, I went on to spread
Before soon in Help! I reared my awesome head
I solved peoples' problems left and right
People began to temble at my creating might

I continued down onwards, down to the bottom
People here were alright, the cool ones, I could spot 'em
I posted in Spam Can, four five and six
My awesomeness brought money, glory and chicks.

So I'd finally made it, conquered the game
Made myself a reputation, got myself a name
I'd been on the Mm Picks, got creator hearts
My experience points came in, stacked in carts.

And now I finish off with this awesome rap,
Now I've got my name firmly on the map.
So I'm finishing off, king of the world
To settle on my throne, with my crown, all pearled.

Whalio Cappuccino
03-19-2009, 09:00 PM
Normal rapping sucks, but mine is great
I'll make it so good, you'll have to appreciate
It's awesome; you can't do nuttin to stop it
Just stand right there, and your jaw; get ready to drop it

I enter the forum, fresh from the game
Here to spread the awe of my name
I start with a post, here and there
And soon my fame is spread everywhere

I move to sigs, and the sig of the week
Next to me, everyone looked meek,
It wasn't long before my sig had won,
With a picture of space overlayed with a dragon

Next I go to object showcase,
Where I stake my claim and make my base,
I slam on the table an awesome additon,
To LittleBigPlanet; a double jumping system

On to ideas, where level get made
Ready to rule now the foundations have been laid
I spot a post by Rock, about LBPC
And decide to submit; go there and see!

Down the forum listings, I went on to spread
Before soon in Help! I reared my awesome head
I solved peoples' problems left and right
People began to temble at my creating might

I continued down onwards, down to the bottom
People here were alright, the cool ones, I could spot 'em
I posted in Spam Can, four five and six
My awesomeness brought money, glory and chicks.

So I'd finally made it, conquered the game
Made myself a reputation, got myself a name
I'd been on the Mm Picks, got creator hearts
My experience points came in, stacked in carts.

And now I finish off with this awesome rap,
Now I've got my name firmly on the map.
So I'm finishing off, king of the world
To settle on my throne, with my crown, all pearled.

One word.


Beast.

dawesbr
03-19-2009, 09:03 PM
:D Thanks, Whaaaaale.

I tried to make a make a rap about you, whaaaaale.
But every time I did, I'd just end up and faaaaail.

Whalio Cappuccino
03-19-2009, 09:03 PM
:D Thanks, Whaaaaale.

I tried to make a make a rap about you, whaaaaale.
But every time I did, I'd just end up and faaaaail.

Wow, I knew you were going to rhyme with fail. Lmao.

dawesbr
03-19-2009, 09:06 PM
Well, when life gives you lemons, make pancakes!

moleynator
03-19-2009, 11:50 PM
Im gonna change this thread. Random raps are more fun.

I made this thread, but it started really lame
So now im gonna change it for LBPC fame.
Oh, freestyling right here on the spot
Think your better? Think again your not.

Im laying in bed thinking of words that rhyme
and so far my skills are sublime.
I need to sleep now so ill talk more when im up,
please keep this going coz its awesome... yup.

Whalio Cappuccino
03-20-2009, 12:36 AM
The name is Whale, I'm large and blue.
I go to school, and people think I'm cool.
I live in the ocean, forever and always.
I live around otters, plankton, and dolphins.

When people see me, they get all frantic.
I've learnt this new move, I use it as a tactic.
This thread was created, to help a fellow friend.
That didn't work, and it was put to an end.

But, the thread was changed, rearranged, now spiffy.
I'm listening to this one song, it's really trippy.
Okay well, I'm done for now, I hope you like it.
Cuz if you don't, I'll have to start a riot.

moleynator
03-20-2009, 12:48 AM
Always and dolphin? Your rhyming lacks,
What you need is a few hard whacks.
I will try and help you learn to rhyme,
but Whaaaaale... keep up this time.

Dont you worry, youve learnt your lesson,
your brain was under too much compression.
Its not your fault that your so fat,
Survival of the fattest, its a fact.

So next time your browsing and see this thread,
please take your time to think ahead.
you dont need to try and make it hard at all,
you just need to rhyme more... next time fool!

Gondito
03-23-2009, 01:46 AM
This thread is lookin fresh, but it aint the best,
some of you got talent, but most of you jest.
Im a veteran on the forums, but most of you say,
who the hell is this guy? there aint no way.

Ive been in here since august, many members have gone away,
most of them were cool, some are here to this day
killzone is great, I play it a lot,
but when your not alert, you WILL get shot.

lbp is fun, its a favorite game,
but other players levels just put mine to shame.
im workin on a level, it has some puzzles,
im not the smartest when i solve em, i often get confuzzled.

im glad i found this topic, its worth some fun,
but when i want to eat, i get a hotdog bun.
sure, you can laugh, that was a lame rhyme,
but im feedin my giraffe, and runnin out of time.

you all wanna see me, but i cant be on here much,
i wish i logged on more, but im busy, and such.
more people should try a rhyme, but what I mask,
lyrics take a lot of skill, its no easy task.

whaaales a team player,
but his lyrics are frail.
his rhymes cant stand up,
to a true poets prayer.

im fallin out of pattern,
but my rhymes are gettin clever, they're comin to me easy
but I know im jokin wheezy.
hes a rapper, and im not,
but who will get shot?

its not tupac or biggy,
not fitty or diddy.
hopefully that kanye, is the one,
to get a few quick caps, shot in his bum.

hes a horrible rapper, he just cant show it
i dont listen to them gangsters, those pseudo-poets.
im more into rock, it has a tune,
unlike those rappers, whose fame ends so soon,

hey moley in that rhyme, it is the slickest,
survival of the "fattest, would be better the "thickest"
dawes is a poet, hes a real good player,
he thinks hes the best, but ill show 'em up later.

Word.

ryryryan
03-23-2009, 03:26 AM
Yo Dawg, I'm here! I've finally arrived!
But wait! What's that!? Ryryryan's survived!
Wait 'WHAT!', you shout, in utter confusion!
'I dunno!' I shout back, i've got coronary occlusion!

Gondito
03-27-2009, 09:40 PM
Yo Dawg, I'm here! I've finally arrived!
But wait! What's that!? Ryryryan's survived!
Wait 'WHAT!', you shout, in utter confusion!
'I dunno!' I shout back, i've got coronary occlusion!

Word. to yo momma

moleynator
03-29-2009, 10:42 PM
Yo Gondito, you need to stay in touch,
You used to come on loads, but now not so much.
I see you quite a lot on Killzone 2 and LBP,
Im just glad you dont play the 360.

My posts are mostly short when im on my psp,
but dont despair coz I learnt my ABC.
So on that note I will say good night,
but watch out... I got you in my sights.

talmasca
03-31-2009, 11:58 AM
does every post need to be spoken in rap
or is mind confused and way off track
as you can see im not much of a rapper
TheLyricsWillHaveToWait im off to the crapper :S

lol im a poet and i didnt even know it

moleynator
03-31-2009, 12:58 PM
Hey Talmasca, if thats really your name,
I really dont care, its just a game
You can post in many different styles,
I dont mind which coz I back up my files.

Word.

RockSauron
03-31-2009, 04:32 PM
I once ate a peanut
It was purdy good
It made me the happiest dark lord
in the neighborhood!

Word. >_<

moleynator
03-31-2009, 09:32 PM
Ive been really ill today,
It isnt very pleasant,
Im not sad anymore,
coz I had an anti-depressant.

talmasca
04-01-2009, 01:33 PM
i got a cap card, but im not learner
does this place need another site filmer
i can record all the loose ends
my faith in this community will never end

so much word its practically a sentence!!

i wouldn t mind helping out the filming crew is what im trying to say
site filmers are busy, throw some my way

lol ^_^

Shermzor
04-01-2009, 03:04 PM
Yeah, word up and hizzy whizzy ding dong batting like a drum on the telephone with the bone and the.. er... ho's and streetz and ting and.. er.. monkies?

This rap was brought to you by Shermzor :grr:

moleynator
04-01-2009, 05:53 PM
That was amazing, I nearly cried,
I am entirely satisfied.

Sage
04-02-2009, 02:43 AM
Yo it's Sage crawlin' back from the grave,
you must think "Oh wow, he's brave!"
I may not stay too long my dear,
but you never know so please don't tear.

Word. :p

moleynator
04-02-2009, 07:16 AM
WTF OMG its sage!
I thought you retired of old age,
but now your here, we hope you stay,
Oh please Sage, you would make my day!

Alex™
04-02-2009, 09:52 AM
zomg **insert crazy rap-age here**

i win.

Sage
04-02-2009, 01:01 PM
Well, I have nothing else to do,
so I might as well stay with you,
moley my friend, be happy, not sad,
i'm going to stay for a while, lad.

RockSauron
04-02-2009, 04:12 PM
Why hello thar Sage,
How do ya do?
I think you are so cool!

... :O

Gondito
04-02-2009, 10:03 PM
Yo Gondito, you need to stay in touch,
You used to come on loads, but now not so much.
I see you quite a lot on Killzone 2 and LBP,
Im just glad you dont play the 360.

My posts are mostly short when im on my psp,
but dont despair coz I learnt my ABC.
So on that note I will say good night,
but watch out... I got you in my sights.

I wish I could come on more,
Its not that its a bore.
Its just my dad is being harsh,
Even though my grades are...... smarsh?

(nothing that fits rhymes with harsh, the story is that my dad all of a sudden said I have to get straight A's or I cant go on the Computer during the week. I have A's and B's so I can only come on weekends.... unless I sneak on <_< >_> Anyways, I will have all of next week because its spring break ^_^

Sage
04-02-2009, 11:05 PM
Yo lets rap Seuss style!

There was a little man,
who used a giant frying pan,
whenever he cooked he looked quite happy,
that's why everyone called him Slappy.

Slappy was a happy pappy,
he had three kids all named Rappy,
Rappy, Rappy, and Rappy were mischievous,
their Pappy got quite tedious...


WAAARDD!!! :cool:

Astrosimi
04-04-2009, 05:08 AM
WWWWWAZZZAP, ASTRO'S IN THE HOUUUUUSE.


Yo, I am just a kid
Watchin Youtube vids
Not really minding anything
Oblivious to everything

So I'm making up this rap
I just hope it isn't cr4p
Oh, now everyone's pyzz3d 0ff!
This is Astro, signin' off.
This is Astro, signin' out

dawesbr
04-06-2009, 07:46 PM
I've been in Spain for a week, and now I'm back
And I see my reputation's gone to the sack
So I'll post in here and hope I get noticed
And hope my rap doesn't get roasted.

So anyway, I'll tell you about my journey
From my holiday from Spain (and how I was almost on a gurney)
My trouble began in west Salamanca, being cool really pays
So on the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Hamsalad
04-07-2009, 08:23 PM
lol dawesbr's rap is WIN!

dawesbr
04-07-2009, 09:16 PM
Hamsalad, it wasn't an original rap. It's a Rick-roll style thing, called the bell-air.

It was obviously lost on you.

Hamsalad
04-07-2009, 09:47 PM
I know what it was, it was the beginning rap to Fresh Prince of Bel Aire...There is no to condescend to me. An explanation was all you needed there. But you also assumed I didn't know what it was. I'm 21 years old, I watched that show when I was a kid.

P.S.- It's "homes" not home

dawesbr
04-07-2009, 09:57 PM
I wasn't trying to be condescending, I apologise whole-heartedly for any misconceptions you may have had. And I just copy-pasted the lyrics of a website, I'm sure there'll be some misteaks ni theer somwheeer. :)

And that show rawks.

CreateNPlay
04-09-2009, 05:58 AM
LBP is leet..
Smell my feet...

Sage
04-10-2009, 03:54 AM
Here I am sitting here very bored,
fooling around with the phone cord,
what should I do, play LBP?
Or should I go watch some TV?

There is nothing on my TV,
but music and some Pee-Wee,
I guess I should play some PS3,
I really want to get Buzz TV,

I went to the Playstation store,
I bought an add-on but I needed more,
I had ran out of money though,
I guess I better go ask for some mo'

Lol.