Charlemagne

hello im HydraulicWaRiOr and im looking for an sandwich here is what my digestive system looks like:
15 years old
mouth is red colored
still have tonsils
broken front tooth
no braces
my esophagus is kind of long,emo looking,
my stomach is pink with some acid and a thin line of mucus
my small intestine is fairly long a few feet
it goes into my large intestine and then goes straight out my you know what.
im looking to find a nice PB&J ...

Lately ive been having large problems with my uncles girlfriend
What are these problems you ask? shes a straight up b-word thats my problem. i totally and utterly hate her for all that she does. i have a whole list of issues with her.
#1. She eats everything that belongs to me
#2. Her brother is a perv, i caught him watching smut on my computer
#3.her brothers are game hogs, i never get a chance to play when theyre around
#4.She doesnt know **** about animals, is stupid, ...