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second day at my new job as a dishwasher... its plenty more than i could ask for. especially in today's economy

Now, i hate to be a downer but.... i feel like i need someone to talk to who won't send me to a mental hospital...
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My life, most people would look at me and say i'm normal, a happy person.
But that's because i hide it well. My entire life, i've been delt a bad hand, my dad was abusive, my mom, never really motivated to do things, my grandma, who basically made fun of me my entire life, now hates me. The only real friend i had was my sister... ...

I am an 11 year boy, and until I was 8 I lost only 2 teeth. 2.
But now, I'm rapidly losing 'em. Rapidly.
It's great.

Yesterday just sucked. First I slept too long again so I woke at 2:30pm or something. After that I was desperately searching for something on the internet and someone called me and after I had a shower and all that it was like 5pm or something! The bad thing about that time was that I had to do my papergirl job today already because this saturday we had holiday in Germany!

When I came to my parants I saw that the papers were big as they have never been before and my mom told me that ...

INTRO
The sort of stuff you'd expect from an intro...
Sorry for the absence last week! But as I promised, this issue is extra large! (sort of...) I've added in a few one-off features so enjoy!

In this issue:
-An interview with the magnificent salieri!
-2 weeks worth of levels!
-A Narwhal-tastic song!
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