Hey, can I have your job?
Mayhap.
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaam Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Nope, just random.
Scheduled events to occur randomly throughout the day. Brilliant.
Only don't have the random events be random.
Hmm, ok. I think I understand. More like a "random acts of random" kind of thing?
The thing is you're trying. you need to work your insanity into your everyday routine without trying to be insane. Just... do.
Ah yes, Finnegan's Wake is an excellent suggestion. We can go places with that. Ok here's my second attempt, this time home-grown:
No, wait, I know the best way to up the insanity! Have contests where we have to read Finnegan's Wake! "All the vital-mines is beginning to sozzle in chewn and the hormonies to clingleclangle, fudgem, kates and eaps and naboc and erics and oinnos on kingclud."
