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Various Nonsensicals

To Metaphor Me

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This is a disaster. It should be too.

You're saying it should be a disaster?

You misunderstand me. This needs to be too.

Two? That's a stretch. I don't think you know what you're talking about.

What? No! Too. You put a to there when it should be too. What you have is undisputed chaos.

I would say that it's pretty disputed.

Look. Just listen to me.

Wait, am I looking or listening?

I...Should I even dignify that trainwreck of a question with an answer?

Well if you're going to just sit here and rain on my parade-

You just need to do one simple thing. Change this to to too.



Well?

I'm choosing not to dignify that void of logic with a response.

You know what? Forget it. Helping you here would just be a band-aid on your writing ability anyway. I will not say anything else.

That'll be music to my ears.

Good!

Fine!

Ok then!

Wonderful! Now if you have nothing else to say, I'm going to get back to this .

You do that then.







Actually, one more thing.

What's that?

You-uh...you also forgot to put quotes around the dialogue.

You know what? This is a disaster. I'm just going to stop now.
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