To Metaphor Me
by, 04-14-2016 at 10:04 PM (883 Views)
This is a disaster. It should be too.
You're saying it should be a disaster?
You misunderstand me. This needs to be too.
Two? That's a stretch. I don't think you know what you're talking about.
What? No! Too. You put a to there when it should be too. What you have is undisputed chaos.
I would say that it's pretty disputed.
Look. Just listen to me.
Wait, am I looking or listening?
I...Should I even dignify that trainwreck of a question with an answer?
Well if you're going to just sit here and rain on my parade-
You just need to do one simple thing. Change this to to too.
I'm choosing not to dignify that void of logic with a response.
You know what? Forget it. Helping you here would just be a band-aid on your writing ability anyway. I will not say anything else.
That'll be music to my ears.
Wonderful! Now if you have nothing else to say, I'm going to get back to this .
You do that then.
Actually, one more thing.
You-uh...you also forgot to put quotes around the dialogue.
You know what? This is a disaster. I'm just going to stop now.