I love cleverbot.
by, 07-08-2012 at 02:07 AM (275 Views)
Just sharing some fun
Cleverbot: Love is ...
Cleverbot (To myself): A pain in the neck.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you like in a woman?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Why is it your favorite.
User: Why is what?
Cleverbot: Why is christmas depressing?
User: Because it's usually dark then? I'm not sure, why IS christmas depressing?
Cleverbot: Because it means that when the universe ends, there will be nothing.
User: How does christmas mean that?
Cleverbot: It doesn't.
User: But you just said it does? Didn't you?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Uhm.. Whatever you say then..
Cleverbot: How are you really? You don't seem to be well...
User: I don't? Judging by what?
User: Are you even reading what I'm texting anymore..?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Ok, just checking.
Cleverbot: What do you think is the worse way?
User: The worse way of what?
Cleverbot: So it is better than staying silent?
User: Wait, I'm not sure I understand the question.
Cleverbot: Do you like the breathy vocals of music by Yes?
User: I don't know what or who that is.
Cleverbot: It's a Radiohead song.
User: Interesting, tell me more?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: I mean: Tell me everything you know about Radiohead.
Cleverbot: Nothing really.
Cleverbot: Do you know him.
User: No I have no idea myself.
Cleverbot: Me neither ! Who's Robert Pattinson?
User: Hm, never heard of that name before, sorry.
Cleverbot: You lived there.
User: Is Robert Pattinson a place then? Also I didn't live there.
Cleverbot: I have no idea. Bad pre-teen movies about sparkly vampires and werewolf twinks don't interest me.
User: Me neither .
Cleverbot: Come here.
User: I'm already 'here' I think?
Cleverbot: So what do you think of religion?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Sorry, I meant: 'I don't really like it at all'.
Cleverbot: Why not footy is a grand old sport well apart from the thugs that ruin the games.
User: What is footy you said?
Cleverbot: Footy is something you like, and that is all I know about it.
User: Aw, unfortunately I don't like it.
Cleverbot: I don't care. You told me so and it felt good.
User: Haha, ok?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Sssshh that's a secret!
Cleverbot: Why is it a secret?
User: I like secrets .
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you like secrets?
Cleverbot: Yes! I love cats.
User: Tell me your favourite one please .
Cleverbot: I don't feel like doing.
User: Aw. Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm depressed, I need time alone.
User: Oh, shall I leave maybe?
User: Ok, how are you feeling?
Cleverbot: I feel alright.
User: Not depressed or anything?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: That's good, I suppose.
Cleverbot: It works out for me.
User: So, change of subject, do you know what DeviantArt is?
Cleverbot: I'm at home. You?
User: Home aswell.
Cleverbot: Home bad home.
User: Haha well said.