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Just sharing some fun


[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Love is ...

Cleverbot (To myself): A pain in the neck.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you like in a woman?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Why is it your favorite.

User: Why is what?

Cleverbot: Why is christmas depressing?

User: Because it's usually dark then? I'm not sure, why IS christmas depressing?

Cleverbot: Because it means that when the universe ends, there will be nothing.

User: How does christmas mean that?

Cleverbot: It doesn't.

User: But you just said it does? Didn't you?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Uhm.. Whatever you say then..

Cleverbot: How are you really? You don't seem to be well...

User: I don't? Judging by what?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Are you even reading what I'm texting anymore..?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Ok, just checking.

Cleverbot: What do you think is the worse way?

User: The worse way of what?

Cleverbot: So it is better than staying silent?

User: Wait, I'm not sure I understand the question.

Cleverbot: Do you like the breathy vocals of music by Yes?

User: I don't know what or who that is.

Cleverbot: It's a Radiohead song.

User: Interesting, tell me more?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I mean: Tell me everything you know about Radiohead.

Cleverbot: Nothing really.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: Do you know him.

User: No I have no idea myself.

Cleverbot: Me neither ! Who's Robert Pattinson?

User: Hm, never heard of that name before, sorry.

Cleverbot: You lived there.

User: Is Robert Pattinson a place then? Also I didn't live there.

Cleverbot: I have no idea. Bad pre-teen movies about sparkly vampires and werewolf twinks don't interest me.

User: Me neither .

Cleverbot: Come here.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: I'm already 'here' I think?

Cleverbot: So what do you think of religion?

User: Bleh.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Sorry, I meant: 'I don't really like it at all'.

Cleverbot: Why not footy is a grand old sport well apart from the thugs that ruin the games.

User: What is footy you said?

Cleverbot: Footy is something you like, and that is all I know about it.

User: Aw, unfortunately I don't like it.

Cleverbot: I don't care. You told me so and it felt good.

User: Haha, ok?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Sssshh that's a secret!

Cleverbot: Why is it a secret?

User: I like secrets .

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you like secrets?

Cleverbot: Yes! I love cats.

User: Tell me your favourite one please .

Cleverbot: I don't feel like doing.

User: Aw. Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm depressed, I need time alone.

User: Oh, shall I leave maybe?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, how are you feeling?

Cleverbot: I feel alright.

User: Not depressed or anything?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: That's good, I suppose.

Cleverbot: It works out for me.

User: So, change of subject, do you know what DeviantArt is?

Cleverbot: I'm at home. You?

User: Home aswell.

Cleverbot: Home bad home.

User: Haha well said.

Cleverbot: Thanks.