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The Cool Pages (Satire)
by, 07-12-2012 at 04:11 PM (165 Views)
Please note that I'm not trying to offend anyone, but this is a story criticizing the cool pages. You won't read this in The Onion, but I have the idea of satire now.
The Cool Pages:
Have you ever heard about how to get popular? Try showing up on the cool pages. It's only has copied levels, so to get popular, you should copy levels and republish. It's easier than wasting your time working on a level on your moon.
Recently, kids have done this to get popular. The most epic creator ever on LBP is Latin_Player_10. Kids want to become just like Latin_Player_10, but he got popular through copying. So what do they need to do in order to get popular? By copying. Which level do they copy? Mortal Kombat. So kids copied Latin_Player_10's Mortal Kombat, bomb survivals, and shark survivals. Then they republished them. How did Latin_Player_10 get so many hearts? By using H4H. And so, the kids H4H all over the community. Sooner or later, Latin_Player_10 has over 50,000 hearts and each noob who copies got at least 5,000 hearts.
The cool pages are only Mortal Kombat, Bomb Survivals, Shark Survivals, my house levels, and free prize levels. Page 1 on the cool pages are all Mortal Kombat levels. It's only Mortal Kombat until you get to page 2, which are only bomb survivals. Page 3 are all shark survivals. Page 4 are all "my house" levels. And Page 5 are all "free prize" levels. There is no page 6 or beyond. The cool pages are full of copied levels, and everyone who criticized copying were the most unpopular creators.
The new epic creator: Latin_Player_10. The motto: Spam, Troll, and H4H. The community that dominates LBP are now noobs, trolls, and spammers. The minority of the community are all of the ones who are good creators who never copy.
Everyone who criticized copying formed an organization called "The United Organization Against Copying". They reported the cool pages to Mm, and after 10 reports, Mm finally stood up to the cool pages. They found out that all of the levels on the cool pages are spam, and they were shocked to see Latin_Player_10's stats. He did this all through copying, and everyone else who are on the cool pages were the fans of Latin_Player_10. Mm reported to Sony, and then all 150 levels on the cool pages that were full of spam have been forcefully deleted. Latin_Player_10 officially quits LBP, and everyone unhearted him. All of the kids who idolize Latin_Player_10 quit LBP too, and the people who criticized copying have won. The cool pages are now full of levels that are perfect.