Creative
Sackperson Sergeant

Hey Creative, how are you? We haven't spoken in a while. I know you're busy with your sneaking missions and all, but a text message wouldn't hurt really.

-Forsaken

Likely due to following beliefs to their logical conclusions, a copious amount of analysis, a passion for being right and studying to examine this, and a good dash of homeschooling on the side.

-Stroyer

Lol, oh well..

Hello man, Im not to bad thanks dude. Not much time to think about littlebigplanet with me at the moment, im back at university. How are you doing?

Hey, how did you befriend LBP? I just went onto his profile and found out I couldn't..

Ok, fine I won't kill you if you join my Unhly Army of the Night .

It's a new group I made to see who wants to be EVIL... like me.

*eats your innards*

Yay!

Now then, sacrifice yourself, so that I may absorb your power and turn even MORE evil!

Want to join my unholy army of the night?

Haha, it was difficult.
We normally just put something like "25charactersstinks" at the end of each message, or something like that.