...it was 3 hours later than now.
Get down from there at once Hubert Cumberdale, you're nothing but a...
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...it was 3 hours later than now.
Get down from there at once Hubert Cumberdale, you're nothing but a...
...talking cheese burger.
Do the penguins....
...conspire to kill me in my sleep?
Yes they do. I can feel them watching me... *looks over shoulder* They think they're so clever, hiding, silently taunting me.
*Yells: "I know you're there! YOU HEAR ME PENGUINS!"*
*Shudders*
I think I'd better sit this one out... in the safety cupboard.
If I were a young Warthog...
I'd try to use lotion instead of mud.
When pigs fly...
....nothing will happen
Am I wrong....
or is that the skulldozer... on real life Earth?
If I was famous, I'd...
...totally get heaps on money and buy stuff everyday XP
tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow is the day...
...to finally play another game.
If I was I bird, I would...
be a pigeon and mess up people's hair from above! :p
If I had 10,000 bottles o' rootbeer...
...i'd hang em on a wall and start sing, 10,000 bottles of rootbear on the wall.
simple things...
Aren't really that simple. ;)
There are only 3 types of people in this world: Those who can count...
those who can do sports and those who are born for the spotlight..
If I shall put a penny up the nose of an elephant while creating a garden filled with mice plants....
...then you need a new hobby.
Old Man Jenkins is...
DEAD!! OH NO!!!
Any one who looks like a sackboy....
...is a sackgirl.
If you mix carbon dioxide with....
my blood you will get a hell of a explosion.
Flamingos are...
...non existent.
However, if you stick a....
goose in a swimming pool of pink paint, a flamingo will magically appear!
I lost my valuable....
...pork pie! :cry:
Is that what I think it is, because....
if it is, then the thing what I thunk it is is ideed what you have on your person and are displaying inan untimely manner, then perhaps my reltive view of the world would be under incredulous scrutiny due to the current item in your possession.
Though the best band in the world are keane no matter what the other half of this sentence says, I think that...
...I write too many long sentences.
NO....
...BANANAS IN THE POOOL!!!!
I spelled pool with 3 O's because.....
...I'm the kind of person who likes leaving comments on their sentence to the poster beneath to provide a witty remark on my behalf.... what?!
If I could think of some shorter sentences to post I'd...
Not be as annoying
If you find a dinosaur
...then ZOMGZ!! I thought dinos were deaded?!?
Raarghh....
A gosh-darn dinosaur!
If I put that there, I get...
Eaten By a dino!!!
If you get eaten by a dino....
Do a barrel-roll!!
Ask, and...
...you will get PwN3nD by the dino.
Many people...
like Dinos
If there is one more sentence with the word dino....
...it shall rain anchovies from the sky.
Hey, that Potter kid is...
..liek so cool.
Snipers....
shot down 300 Dinos!
anchovies are falling from the....
pizza guy in the sky!
The raindrops keep falling on my...
...farting chimp.
My farting chimp...
Was wet.
If I...
...farted on my farting chimp....
...I'd have a proper concluded sentence in my post.
I believe I can...
...juggle 16 sticks on fire with 1 hand while flying on a magical unicycle powered by elastic with an extra seat in the back for my pet elephant but then it'll get to heavy and start to fall and land and crush an innocent sackperson who will then cry and then I'll feel bad and buy him an ice-cream and he'll be happy again :).
That sentence was....
Unpunctuated and wriiten 9minutes before I started writing this post
If everyone was