The Panda Wars.

Ghost sighed, trying to stand up. His ankle was killing him, he needed to get it sorted out but more importantly, he needed to get out of the shack. He grabbed the tattered sleeping bag, and limped outside, it was starting to rain, and the dry mud below his feet would soon turn slippy and with one foot he wouldn't make it far. He turned to his left, looking for some shelter. But Ghost found something better... a car! It was in brilliant condition, which was surprising with the hell going on all around him.

He gathered a few tiny pandas together, and put them in the back of the car. The started jumping around the car, biting the seatbelts.
"Oi! Hands off." He tried to chuckle, then got in the driver's seat, driving off towards the mountains.

((Just an FWI, THIS group is hating pandas, so if you hate pandas and want them to die, join THIS group.))

ARD skidded to a halt as he found the pandas' weapons scattered on the floor.
He picked up two guns, and paced dramatically to Chez and Ir0n as they lay on the floor. He lifted, aimed, and squeezed the triggers...

Out of the corner of his eye, Chez saw the gun being pointed at him. not being able to do anything, he waited for someone, hoping that this thought wouldn't be his last.

[think i'm gonna drop out of the rp. I was kind of expecting it to be a bit silly and fun since it was about panda wars but everyones just fighting to death and going into a bit too much detail with the violence.]

Dextiro dies after a giant donut falls from the sky and dosn't repawn. Too bad!

Dawes removed the meat cleaver from between the split skull of the final panda, and looked out the gaping Chez-shaped hole where the window had been. He saw chez on the ground, seemingly unconscious, and ir0n, who seemed to be playing along with chez...and he saw ARD. ARD was pulling something out of his pocket...PISTOLS! Quick as a flash, Dawes withdrew a second cleaver and threw both straight at ARD, just as ARD fired. The cleavers struck the bullets as they reached the half-way point to Chez and Ir0n, and went flying, thudding into the ground an inch from Chez' hands, and deflecting the bullets safely away. Dawes jumped out the window-hole, and ran over to ARD.

Leather noticed the giant donut fall on Xed "Oh teh noes!" he screamed.

Just as ARD fired the shot, something flashed before his eyes, and stopped the bullets in their tracks.
He cursed and turned to see where the flash had come from. To his dismay, Dawes was running towards him. He quickly took aim once more, this time at Dawes, and pulled the triggers.

Nothing happened.

Ghost speeded towards the main war area, pandas sneezing at the back of his head. He then spotted ARD, a fellow panda saver, in control of the situation. He decides ARD does not need his help, and continues his journey.

He was wrong...

ARD saw a car full of pandas speed past him, he dropped the guns and sprinted after the car, screaming for help.

The pandas were sneezing so loud that Ghost failed to hear ARD's scream.

"Shut up back there!"

Ghost switched the radio on, listening to some Iron Maiden.

Dawes sprinted after ARD, who was stumbling along like a madman, arms flailing, chasing a hatchback full of pandas. He decided ARD wasn't worth it...but...all the same. He drew a rubber band out of his BatmanTMDeathToPandasUtilityBelt(R), slung it round his forefinger and thumb, aimed his hand like a gun, and lowered his thumb. "Pew!", Dawes onomatopoeiacised, and the rubber band flew straight at ARD's head. Thwack!

The car wasn't slowing, "What the hell are you doing??" ARD yelled.
He heard a strange noise behind him, and suddenly felt something hit him hard on the back of the head. He tripped over and collapsed in a heap as the car disappeared into the distance.

Chez was feeling faint. This poison was starting to destroy the rest of body! He being tortured by the presence of his friend lying next to him. Good thing he would have a couple more minutes before he died.

Ir0n stood up, looked around and hoped people thought he had been like, shot or something. Obviously he couldn't be seen to fall over... then he remembered Chez, and yanked out the barb. Ir0n then realized that may not have been the best idea. Fortunately, he had some poison-removing leeches, and he stuck them on Chez's arm, hoping it might help...

"RUN TO THE HILLS!" Ghost sang, strangely filled with joy until... "Right which one of you pandas did a poopoo in my back seat?" Ghost rolled his eyes.

The pandas all pointed at one, a scruffy little fella with a bow tie. "Remind me to pick up diapers, guys!"

Chez sat up abruptly and started yelling jibberish, slapped Ir0n across the face, and fell down twitching. Then he got up and said, so hows your day been, stranger?

Dawes watched ARD tumble in comic fashion, and turned round grinning. Ir0n was still pretending to be dying of poison, mimicking Chez, who...OH CRAP! Dawes started to run over, then gave a sigh as he saw ir0n stopped fooling around and helped chez up. Amateurs. Dawes wiggled the cleavers out of the ground, and ran off to go find his Baby.

Ir0n was proud of himself. he had done something without falling ov-he fell over again. So much for that. Chez decided somthing must be wrong with this 'stranger' as he asked what was going on and why he kept falling over....