Real Problem + LBP Solution

Sackpeople don't have elbows... or create a doctor. cheat forward. Help yourself by Mnniska

My garden is infested by snails.

Use the Highlight tool to find them all, then multi-select them with R2 and delete them.

The bomb is about to explode.

Remove the wire which is required to detonate the bomb. Or give the bomb for someone else. Simple.

I can't stop eating this lollipop.

Wire a battery to a destroyer on the lollipop.

My neck is hurting.

Sit down, rest your neck onto this comfy controllinator, that you're paying for.


I have no money.

Collect some Collectabells in Bunkum!

I wish more people would make animations for gaming channels.

Use a sequencer and batteries to animate the sticker panels.


I've been playing LBP for years, yet I'm still terrible.

Just let your imagination run wild! ...or copy a community level.

This forum's censorship is pretty weird at times.

Bend the rules! Do what all the lil' kiddo's with a mic do and swear and eat every five seconds into your mic for no reason! But, if you're like me and you don't own a mic, (because I find talking to someone I don't even know through a head-set is a little anti-social and bit creepy (mics are also annoying) ) then go create something, or learn a life lesson or something else, I don't really care at this point. Wow, are you still reading this? Really? Why? am I using too many question marks? Oops my bad, stop reading already.... Please? Fine, continue reading.... Erm... There's nothing else to read....

I stopped saying "help" at the end of my problem. Help.

Add a tag to the end of the sentence, and make an emitter that emits "Help." next to the tag.

I have no friends. Help.

Welcome to the real world. Place a sackbot and tweak it to follow. You shall be popular in no time. I mean, yeah, you still won't have any friends... But, hey! A sackbot! They shall follow you like clingy puppies! Forever!


That doesn't exactly help at all. Help.

Activate your Common Sense Microchip from your Sackbot.

I don't see my girlfriend very often, help.

Put a tag on her, then put a teleporter on yourself that follows the tag. Wire a button to it, and bam.

If this is the answer, what is the question? isn't a popular enough forum game.

Using a sequencer, make an awareness video for it.



They say I'm immature. Help.

Increase your mature gauge.

I keep repeating my solutions, help.

tweak the emitter so it only shoots one solutions at a time.



I don't need help. Help.

Stephen Fry says hello.

It is 30 degrees Fahrenheit over here.

Put some warm clothes on your sackbot.

I argued and now feel bad.

Press up on the D-pad.

I took TenebrisNemo's lollipop and he's mad at me.

Run! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Okay build a safe house then attach rockets to a switch.... 1.... 2.... 3... Pull the switch!



The 'safe' house crashed right into TeenBrisNemo. Help.