Real Problem + LBP Solution

Remove the force chips from the surrounding objects.

Chuggaaconroy is terrible at Wheel of Fortune.

Increase his/her luck gauge.

Michael Rosen has been staring at me for a long time now.

Rotate his eyeballs so they aren't staring at you.

Game Grumps probably aren't going to finish Fire Red.

Set it as their primary mission in the level so they can progress on everything else.

I'm gonna die someday. :(

Checkpoint!

My keyboard doesn't glow in the dark.

Change the keyboard's material so it will glow in the dark.

I'm always late.

Make your Sackbot have 150% speed.

Sonic Boom patched out the only glitch that was funny.

Hax it back by doing things in your moon.

This food is so good! Oh, I'm fat now. Huh.

Take off the pot belly costume bit.

My cat is lost.

Put a follower on your sackbot and make it follow your cat.

My brothers are lazy as funk.

Turn their animations from sleepy to normal.

I don't know which of my speeches to perform.

Use the randomizer which will pick the speech for you.

There's so much to do and I'm tired already.

*see my previous solution*

I just can't write a good thesis statement.

Change the "bad" to "good" from the name of your thesis.

There's so much to do.

Spend more time on LBP!

I never get enough sleep.

Make the emitter emit more sleep.

I hate this situation.

Exit the level.

I still have to do an essay by this weekend.

Increase the time gauge so you don't have to do it this weekend.

I run out of energy when I don't want to.

Your energy timer is inverted, so wire its output into a not gate, then wire that to the reset of the timer.

Too much rubbing!

Choose any amount of rubbing and delete them with your Popit cursor.

I'm always late.