Real Problem + LBP Solution

Set your sackbot to emit the real post into the fitting thread by changing the tag sensor's colors to right ones.

President candidates in U.S.

Put on the Clive costume and use a character teleporter to go to the elections.

Failure.

Find the problem and try to fix it. If that isn't possible, learn from it. Start over with that lesson or move on, whatever suits you.

My friend is gone forever, checkpoints, rewinds and sackbots are invalid...

You never disallowed Dive In. 8D

I still have an annoying cold.

Shrink your sackbot and make it go inside you from your mouth and make it kill all the bad bacteria in your body.

I hope I had enough time to play Dragon Age Inquisition.

I would say a timer, but that's a boring answer. Instead, add more cycling selectors.

I almost posted the wrong type of forum game thing here.

Check my earlier solution and fix the possible problem by watching tutorial videos.

Angry little kids.

Grab their controllers and press a different direction on their D-pads.

I'm not making YTP's consistently.

Invite your friends so they will do some of them for you.

Acne.

Use the sticker scrubber on your skin to remove it.

Laziness.

Ptake a soda bottle, decorate it with red bull stickers and drink it. You get wings.

Always tired.

Switch your animation style from Sleepy to something like Avalon.

Always single.

Kidnap someone to live with you by building a trap with various materials.

Always awful.

Stop posting H4H comments so people no longer think anything bad about you.

Never rich.

Set emitter to emit infinite amount of money.

Always handsome.

Wait, that's a problem?

Never sexy.

Add some decorations to the certain areas of your sackbot and surely someone will consider you as a mate partner.

Always dirty minded.

Use sticker scrubber on your mind.

Stupid English final soon.

Hire TenebrisNemo with bubbles to do it for you.

Sweat.

Deactivate the sweat emitters.

BO.