Real Problem + LBP Solution

Delete the body with your Popit cursor and then delete the person from everyone's memorizer.

My friend is rude as hell.

Turn off the "Hostile?" switch in his Sackbot.

My floor is messy.

Delete the objects and stickers.

Stupid people.

Take the people that are smart, duplicate them, and change their costumes to the idiots' costumes. Delete the idiots.

No one to play Fortune Street with.

Invite some players and delete the Return to Pod option from their menu and make them play with you.

Tryhard people.

Kick them from your party.

My house isn't ready for a party.

Put some more decorations and some cakes and clean the rooms if there is dirt.

I must kill Sif so I can traverse the Abyss.

Wire a battery to a destroyer in his microchip, then use a jetpack to hover across.

My activity is low compared to what it was before my vacation.

Stay online 24/7 and make your controller to move your sackbot while you are not present.

I have to wake someone up but he ain't waking!

Place a launch pad under him to spring him out of bed, and

Feeling nauseous.

Remove the sickness microchips from your sackbot.

Given up.

Reverse the direction of your mover.

Must resist naughty jokes.

Delete the memorizer which is full of them.

The precious save file was deleted against my will.

Rewind, then pause and capture the save file as an object. This way, when it happens, you have a backup.

Food is too spicy.

Make your sackbot immune to fire.

Glitches which tilts the game.

Place a gyroscope with 1500 speed and 100% strength on the object so it never rotates.

Sir monacle. 8)

Change his sackbot's behavior from Clive to Avalon and delete the rule breaking and suicidal microchips from his minds.

Someone is at the toilet.

Copy the toilet and place it next to you.

Rosalina & Luma.

Load your creatinator with bullets.

Probably should have brought a shotgun.

Put an emitter on anything you're holding that shoots bullets.

Dirty floor.