Real Problem + LBP Solution

Remove the floor with your cursor and place a clean one in pause mode.

Tooth Collector.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers...9890&type=card

Change your sackbot from hostile to non-hostile so you aren't the opponent, and so his attacks fail on you.

A losing record.

Set your record indestructible so no one will beat it.

Pie is almost gone.

Set an emitter to emit the rest of the pie repeatedly.

Pi is impossible to exactly calculate.

Remove the "im" from impossible with your Popit Cursor.

Dad jokes.

Put the magic mouth on someone else's sackbots.

Diseases.

Put a certain tag on your sackbot so the diseases will avoid you.

Stress.

Place weight modifiers on the objects above you to make them lighter.

Unfair censorship.

Select it target only the Serious Tags.

I'm not visiting this place for a while.

Duplicate your sackbot and leave the new one by the computer.

Invisible walls.

Delete the thin dark matter which restrict your movement.

I was gone for way too long time.

Rewind two weeks, then place a sackbot at your computer to periodically make posts.

Lawsuits.

Set the Tag name from HARD to EASY.

Hypocrites.

Change their animation settings so they are no longer doing what they accuse others for doing.

Typos.

Attach Grammar Nazi microchip onto each sackbot.

Vacation ends.

Move the battery that denotes the start of normal life later on the sequencer.

Activity still low.

Attach rockets to it and it will fly high.

I have to do things which I do not want to do.

Invert the final switch in your mind's microchip so you will like them.

Bad song transitions.

Change the bad from good with decorations and skill.

Lame solutions.

Find a way to abuse the physics and find a cool solution.

Must wake up early.