Real Problem + LBP Solution

Use a tag sensor that detects only the tags that have labels of the qualities you are looking for.

No one posted in LBPCentral RPG.

Invite your friends to your pod and play it with them.

Sir monacle pops up whenever I'm online.

Go on lbp.me and block him. That way he can't respond to any activity where you have posted :)

I want to be a popular kid at school.

Copy the popular children's levels and publish them as your own.

Hate.

Select the heart and yay buttons on all the levels and players you meet :)

I want to start a business.

Insert a NOT gate before the "want" microchip.

Trolls.

Copy their levels.

I hate bugs.

Fix them by removing all overly complicated stuff from your levels.

Miscarriage of justice.

Rewind, then delete all obstructions in the woman's body before the birth.

Possible misinterpretation.

Delete the magic mouth and use sign language. Or use a mic.




Those kids are eating their mics, and it hurts. it hurts a lot. Help me.

Delete their magic mouths and take some painkillers from the medicine shelf.

Time flies.

Remove the Anti-Gravity Tweaker from the time object.

Problems that are only easy in retrospect.

Explain them better.




I don't have fingers to hold a controller. Help.

Make finger phalanges out of rubber, attach it all with bolts, and place a Look-At Rotator at the end of each one.

Donald Trump.

Set his Sackbot behavior to zombie, that way he gets impeached faster 8D

Fake friends.

Place a NOT gate at the end of their integrity circuitboard.

Complicated borders.

Faithful citizen! Worry no more, as the borders shall keep you safe against any and all traitors.









L1N3R1D3R's signature is something that exists, and it is something that is utterly terrifying, Help.

Do not stalk his profile and stop playing LBP.

I seriously need to kill somebody.

Walk down the stairs and go into the kitchen. The third drawer, get the butcher knife Tenbrisnemo, the butcher knife. Good. You're so close.
Choose your victim wisely, you know what to do, tenebrisNemo...







TenebrisNemo just shanked me... Call an ambulance.

Nah. Checkpoints.

Gankers.