You're Banned!

Banned for having brain malfunctions in spain.

Banned for... Banned for your ILLEGAL attemps at taking the throne

Laws differ depending on where in the world you are located. Banned for neglecting to take this into consideration.

Banned for backing me up ... Sorta. :p

Banned for ganging against me (or something like that)

I'm not ganging, I just want my throne back, but it seems that the old gang is gone, and thus there's nothing to reign over.
And for that sir, you are banned!

Banned for awesome story telling.

*sniff* that was simply beautifull

Banned because I'm probably the most lousy storyteller of LBPC :p

you're banned for being a purple cornflake in a built up area

Banned for banning with an undoubtly untrue reason, I am no cornflake, I am nys, THE VOID MASTER! :kz:
(I'm going insane without the others, where are they? :cry:)

Banned for failing the test, which I just made up on the spot.

Banned, for I am the new (self-proclaimed) king. And as such, I can not care about your tests that don't apply to me. Don't bow to me!

Banned for being a lint.

Banned for indiscriminate use of a foreign language on a primarily English web forum.

Banned for having a creepy avatar

Banned for whatever, I ban people when I feel like it.

Banned for inappropriate use of the ban feature!!

Banned for the same reason + The fact that you were gone until now. :kz:

Banned for not having the official license to ban.

I do have a liscense, look:
http://t4ak.roblox.com/76ba9d8d28283ff7f96beb72a0c1761f

Banned BTW!