You're Banned!

Banned for enticing me to change text color to purple! :D

Banned for banning Dragonvarsity.

Banned because dragonvarsity deserved to be banned

Banned for agreeing that Dragonvarsity deserves a ban.

Banned for disagreeing on dragonvarsitys ban

Banned because green's the new fashion

Banned because how about golden rod?

Banned because golden rod is bad for your heart. For some reason.

Banned because you failed to deliver the bread to me. Instead of actually giving me the bread, you dropped in into a bowl of apples. Now it's gone because the apples ate it. So that's why you're banned.

Banned because that actually may or may not make sense depending on the sense making of the make senser

Banned for not believing that apples eat bread. Apples really eat bread, and you doubted it.

Banned because in Soviet Wilderness, bread actually eats apples. And humans

Banned for not feeding your bread properly and blaming it on us soviets..

Banned because my arm just got eaten by some wild bread

Banned for having only one arm.

I have a pet apple. She follows me wherever I go.

Banned because I'm not going to ban you for that apple. I'm going to ban you for having 2 arms

Banned for banning somebody for something you have as well. Probably.

Banned for lying about if Patofan has a pet apple or not. At least I have one.

Banned because he was actually talking about arms. I think

Banned for being to confusing