You're Banned!

Banned for having Akatsuki's banner in you avatar in an LBP forum.

Banned because I don't have any idea about who is that.

Band for rubber.

Banned for making a clever pun. Stop that!

Banned for not bringing upon us the joys of wit.

Banned because I don't know the meaning of wit.

*Opens Google*

Ohhhhhh...

Banned because i do it for teh lulz

Banned for butchering the English language.

Banned because the only thing getting butchered here is the pig I just bought

Banned because I have no idea of a place where you can buy a pig that is alive just to get it butchered. And also because I have no idea of why you are butchering it yourself.

Banned because if u work at a butcher shop they get lives pigs and butcher them and sell raw meat should be obvious because of teh lulz

Banned for triple butchering the English language.

Banned because I said so.

Banned for having such a high autoesteem.

Banned because mine is even higher

Banned for not posting a picture of the girl from my avatar.

Banned for seemingly being obsessed with apples.

Banned for blue text.

Banned because black text is too mainstream

Banned for proving your own point.

Banned for enticing me to change text color to purple! :D

Banned for banning Dragonvarsity.

Banned because dragonvarsity deserved to be banned

Banned for agreeing that Dragonvarsity deserves a ban.

Banned for disagreeing on dragonvarsitys ban

Banned because green's the new fashion

Banned because how about golden rod?

Banned because golden rod is bad for your heart. For some reason.

Banned because you failed to deliver the bread to me. Instead of actually giving me the bread, you dropped in into a bowl of apples. Now it's gone because the apples ate it. So that's why you're banned.

Banned because that actually may or may not make sense depending on the sense making of the make senser

Banned for not believing that apples eat bread. Apples really eat bread, and you doubted it.

Banned because in Soviet Wilderness, bread actually eats apples. And humans

Banned for not feeding your bread properly and blaming it on us soviets..

Banned because my arm just got eaten by some wild bread

Banned for having only one arm.

I have a pet apple. She follows me wherever I go.

Banned because I'm not going to ban you for that apple. I'm going to ban you for having 2 arms

Banned for banning somebody for something you have as well. Probably.

Banned for lying about if Patofan has a pet apple or not. At least I have one.

Banned because he was actually talking about arms. I think

Banned for being to confusing