You're Banned!

Banned because he is not the dark wizarding lord you may think he is. :hatsack:

Banned for not writing more blog entries.

Banned for not writing ANY blog entries

Banned for being a hypocrite.

Banned for looking older than 65 in your signature. :arg: *and no I'm not saying this to annoy you and make you constantly repeat yourself about Michael Rosen, OR AM I... 8D*

Banned for being the ultimate troll. 8)

Banned because thank you :D

Banned for thinking that's a compliment. :swoop:

Banned for being an even better troll :arg:

Banned because I like hot dogs.

Banned because I like pancakes.

Banned because the Wind Waker is an amazing game.

Banned because...........

Banned for not having a legitimate reason to ban me. :hero:

Banned for also not stating a reason to ban me xD

Banned because that's why I used a trollish face with my ban. 8)

Banned because this is the one true troll face --> :3:

Banned because that looks nothing like a troll. :arg:

Banned for liking Nintendo along with LBP :P

Banned for thinking that liking other video games is a bad thing.

Banned because LBP fans should support sony, not nintendo :p

Banned because I play more Nintendo franchises than Sony ones, and there's nothing wrong with mixing.

Banned because I do too xD

Banned because the only Nintendo franchise I never intend to play is Pokemon. I don't know, it just doesn't interest me.

Banned because even so, you have to admit that you've at least tried Pokemon Go. Hey, that sentence rhymes!

Banned because real talk, I have actually never played Pokemon Go. Again, it has no appeal to me.

Banned because are you SURRREEE....

Banned because when I say "real talk", it means what I'm about to say is legitimately true. So yes, I am sure.

Banned because are you POSITIVVVEEE?....

Banned for being a troll, you trollish troll. :hero:

Banned for not singing...TROLOLOLOLOOOOOOO 8D

Banned for not linking to the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

Banned for scaring away my cat with that obnoxious face :hrmf:

Banned for being less active than me. 8)

Banned for actively stating my inactivity.

Banned for being the first human to live on Mars.

Banned for being the first human to live in the US. (And yes, I just called you really old. 8D)

Banned because my US, doesn't mean United States. You classified US as a noun which is why you said "the." The US I'm from is the one from which Sir Monacle once banned me for. It means "'us", or inside us human beings. I'm INSIDE all of you, and slowly driving you all insane :gopher:

Banned for the convoluted explanation for a bull**** ban. 8)

Banned for ambiguously using asterisks in your post (I mean anything could go in there!).