You're Banned!

Banned because I say 63% is still pretty good. I would prefer 69, but we can't have everything now can we :D

Banned because the forum detected your inappropriate joke and took away 9% of your activity. :hero:

Banned for being a conspiracy theorist. Oh come on! It's not like jwwphotos and the other mods are secretly spying on us and analyzing our posts, and subtly detracting or adding points to each of our stats! Are they!? :boo:

Banned for ignoring the conspiracy.

Banned because I want to join the resistance against the mods and their conspiracy, but I'm afraid they will ban me :(

Banned because the mods and their conspiracy have no power outside this website. 8)

Banned because yes! It will be much easier to hack this website and take down the evil mods once and for all! You all with me!? Huh? No? ok!:arg:

Banned because...

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Banned because heck yeah! Sharks are the best hackers in existence. I just need to get these bad boys in our computer lab, and they'll have LBPC and the mods hacked in no time! :devious:

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(please let jwwphotos never see this :( )

Banned for talking too much for a hacker. 8D

Banned because hackers aren't alway no-life, bullied, geek boys/girls, that have nothing better to do with their lives :gopher:

Banned because you just fully described yourself. Argh arh arh! :arg:

Banned because I was describing the guy who once hacked LBPC :D

Banned because I wouldn't be surprised. :hero:

Banned because that guy was a real pain :grr:

Banned because slow internet sucks.

Banned because hey, mine's even worse :p

Banned for having bad internet. :hatsack:

Banning because my router is essentially a dumpster :gopher:

Banned because your router could be a potato and still be a vast improvement. :arg:

Banned for not having a dumpster router :bigToggle:

Banned because I prefer to use my time efficiently, good sir. :hero:

Banned for calling my Sir instead of "Your Highness". I AM YOUR KING BABY!! :arg:

Banned because REVOLUTION!

Banned because DEREVOLUTION!!

BANNED BECAUSE DEDEREVOLUTION!!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20070223122908

BANNED BECAUSE DEDEDE REVOLUTION!

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20111107174555

Banned for turning my serious statement into a joke! :grr:

Banned because everything you post on this site will turn into a joke at some point. :swoop:

Banned because you DARE MOCK ME!?

Banned because I'm mocking everyone who posts on this site, not just you. :gopher:

Banned because plums.
http://raymanpc.com/wiki/script-en/i..._site_plum.jpg

Banned because:

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Banned because Toggles :bigToggle: :bigToggle: :bigToggle: :bigToggle: :bigToggle:

Banned because fat people!

https://media.giphy.com/media/IG2jI2LtC3zW0/giphy.gif

Banned because no one has used this in a while: :hatsack:

Banned because that's my favorite! :hatsack::hatsack::hatsack::hatsack::hatsack::hats ack::hatsack::hatsack::hatsack::hatsack::hatsack:: hatsack::hatsack:

Banned because admit it's not :arg:

Banned because in reality nobody wants to see it. :swoop:

Banned because I cry :(