You're Banned!

Banned because you two have posted here more than I have... :hatsack:

Banned because you have to have no life like me, always be online on this site, constantly reloading the page in hope for replies :D

Banned because I do the same in an entirely different forum sometimes.

Banned because I like to be a troll on other forums. It's fun, keeps me engaged 8D

Banned for living under a bridge, you filthy troll. :tophat:

Banned for assuming his species. :hatsack:

Banned because those who identify themselves as apache helicopters are mentally ill.

Banned because will there ever be an LBP4 :(

Banned because no. Sumo Digital took over LBP franchise and they stopped it right after LBP3.

Banned because don't you and L1N3R1D3R wish there was one ? :(

Banned because if there would be one then it would be probably as broken as LBP3 so nope.

Banned for losing hope in Sumo, which we all, at this point, have :p

Banned for the hypocrisy of that ban. :hatsack:

Banned for still being in my office.

Banned for still being in my empire. :hero:

Banned for not weighting patiently fro me to ban Mr. Sir_Monacle :grr: :mad:

EDIT: was going to edit out "weighting" to "waiting" and "fro" to "for", but its so funny I'm gonna leave it :p

Banned for posting such a section in a forum of Grammar Nazis and forcing me to use this emoji again. :hatsack:

You're banned, man. You're the ban man.

Banned because the real "ban man" would be jwwphotos. What if he bans us all :D

Banned because he may ban us from LBPC, but we will ban him from this forum game! Viva la revolution! :bigToggle:

Banned because then he'll ban us from the internet :(

Banned because he doesn't own the internet.

Banned because what if he does? We don't know his real identity...

Banned because what if jwwphotos is currently spying on us right now and knows that we're talking about him!? O_o

Banned because I am jwwphotos...or am I?

Banned for using a fake I.D. for shame, L1N3-whatever.

Banned because if L1N3R1D3R is jwwphotos then Sir monacle wouldn't be playing here anymore.

Banned because nobody knows anything. For all I know, TenebrisNemo could be jwwphotos, and if I ever posted a really offensive ban in this game(which sadly in my case might happen), I could be banned from this site forever :boo:

Banned because I am not jwwphotos. You can post offensive bans. 8D

Banned because I'm not falling for your bait 8)

Banned because baits? Never heard of them before. Can you eat them? :oddSock:

Banned because yes. Except that for humans, it might not taste so good :arg:

Banned because I was being sarcastic. :hero:

Banned because yeah, a suspicious guy with a lollipop is going to be sarcastic :rolleyes:

Banned because lollipops are only suspicious when Michael Jackson is also involved. :hero:

Banned because are you implying that Michael Jackson is a "you know what", having to deal with children? :boo:

Banned because that's become an internet-wide meme by now. :cool:

Banned because do not disturb the dead memes. :hatsack:

Banned because "pedo...." and I think the last part had to do with a computer file.

Banned because I think you're 48 years old looking for young users. :arg: