You're Banned!

Banned for always dressing in white clothes. I wouldn't be surprised if you're part of the KKK!

Banned for being the kkk. I know.

Banned for having "Sir" in your name. That's not fair, I mean, how come we can't have "Sir" in our name!? Like "Sir gurren009" or "Sir TenebrisNemo" or "Sir L1N3..." on second thought, maybe no sir for L1N3R1D3R :D

Banned because it should be the following: Lord TenebrisNemo, Sir gurren009, peasant L1N3R1D3R and slave Monacle. 8D

Banned because hey, at least I'm not a peasant or slave :D

Banned because you can have monacle as your slave. I am a generous lord. :)

Banned for being generous. You know that saying "keep your enemies closer" :D

Banned because "sir" is a part of my name! You can call me Sir sir monacle, though. That'd be nice.

Banned because you tarnish the Sir name. :hatsack:

Banned because you can't expect me to call you "Sir TenebrisNemo" when you're licking a lollipop! :grr:

Banned for being obviously blind. I am Lord TenebrisNemo.

Banned because as your servant, I demand a higher pay! 65 silver coins per week won't cut it!

Banned, because this side of the family has never been able to afford a servant! You want my stuck-up rich cousin, Sir gooonely.

****ing cousin's never sharing their fortune.... How dare they treat their uncle like this?

Banned for speaking, slave! You should be silent. Learn you place!

Banned for treating your slave better than me. He gets 1000 coins per week, as opposed to me! :grr:

Banned because the problem has been solved. You get 1 000 000 gold coins a week and you also get a nice province which you can rule. :)

Banned because that's not even enough to pay my own bills! The tax collectors come in, in their precious "US CURRENCY!" Saying that "OOH, 1,000,000 ancient medieval coins are only equal to 1000 dollars in the US". I appreciate the land, but IRS is gonna come after me for my debt and snatch it from me before the clock strikes 12! :boo:

Banned, because I was that tax collector.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

Banned because little did you know, I am the most influential peasant who gets power in government.

Banned for getting a higher pay from Lord TenebrisNemo than me :grr:

Banned because if 1 000 000 gold coins isn't enough for you then nothing is. And if you claim that one million gold coins is worth one thousand dollars in U.S.A then it's total bull crap.

Banned without raisin.

Banned with raisins. Beat that.

Banned for no longer having raisins to ban people.

Banned because we need to buy more raisins so we can ban people without legitimate reasons.

Banned because you're personality changed as soon as you changed your avatar and signature :D

Banned because I am still me. I just seem different without the old avatar/signature/profile pic.

Banned because I think I like the change :). But I still want my fair pay :mad:

Banned because before anyone asks, I don't change my appearance because I'm on other sites including YouTube, where I have a decent following that partly followed me for the image I have made of myself.

Banned for lying. There was that time where changed your account avatar to mine. Those were dark times...

Banned because those were some good times. :hero:

Banned because I was left out of those "good/dark times!" :mad:

Banned for being left out.

Bannattu tekopyhyyden takia. :hatsack:

Banned because it's not hyprocrisy, since Sir monacle, you, and L1N3R1D3R were all having fun and leaving me out! :grr: :mad:

Banned because I never took part in the avatar-swapping, and I'm certain as that's what they meant.

Banned because while its true you didn't, I'm pretty sure TenebrisNemo or L1N3R3D1R took your avatar! :grr:

Banned because nobody wants to have Sir monacle's avatar. 8D

Banned because I have exactly "the last digit of the amount of posts you have" more posts than you :hatsack:

Banned because let me see if I have any "I care" plants in my backyard... Nope! 8)