Grab The Gold!

Thank you for editing, and this is probably the first post in Grab the Gold tpo use a photo, but Skeggers never said you couldn't.

Me, and Waddle Dee, infuriated, do the mature thing, we hire this guy for a case against you, for theft, assault, and making a puffball cry.

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You get sent off to prison, and we both get a half of the gold as the police had found the gold that was hidden in the invisible mango. The mango was invisible but that didn't shield the gold, thus, the gold was in plain sight. :rolleyes:

We also mentioned a guy who was knockedout by him, told them the whereabouts as he might have a concussion. Jsp0t was taken to the hospital, and Waddle Dee and I got extra money to repair the ship, and kept the check to buy a vacation island. ^^

Then everyone who's posted here -- except Skeggers -- was arrested for various crimes -- mainly theft -- and Skeggers was given the gold and some money for the troubles. Also, my Robots teamed up, and they put together a complicated story and string of events and one of them became a lawyer, and I was allowed out of jail, and Kirby was arrested instead for nearly killing the Waddle Dee, and then I made one of my Robots -- disguised as some creepy Hobo who robs people for stuff -- steal the gold of Skeggers, then my Robot modified Skeggers' memory so he thinks he dropped it down a Manhole. Now, my Robot sneaks the gold onto my ship, and puts a bunch of my Robots on board, then my ship flies off, leaving the original Robot on LittleBigPlanet or Earth, or wherever the whole court case thing took place. Anyway, now no-one suspects that I have the gold, the only person who knows that Skeggers doesn't have the gold is Skeggers, who thinks he dropped it down a manhole.

As I was put in jail myself along with other members, a hooded figure approached, darkness covering his face, here to bail me out. Before I could say a word, he siad "Look there!". I looked, looked back and he was GONE. Who would've guessed it? I went outside, knowing what happened as Skeggers was suspicious of Robo's acts, sent it to a friend who was a movie writer, but because he was too afraid to intervene even though he knew Skegger's memory was wiped, he decided to make it into screenplay for a movie. I threatened him to tell me what happened, and he told me. Waddle Dee said he would try explaining to Skeggers, and that I should continue my quest, and wished me good luck, and that we would part ways again.

I found the original Robot who I thought was Robo, in jail. Because it wasn't the smartest of the group of robots, another robot test that didn't work out, but it was due to privacy issues. It openly revealed their location, via a hologram map. I jot a drawing of it down, even if they had passed it by the time I got off the ground, I would know the path they had taken. I launched my ship back up, and flew high in the sky. I asked Kind Mr. Sun, who told me they were going to an Icy Moon off the coast of Craftworld, for hiding purposes. Iflew there, seeing all the robot clones, and Robo, there with my microscopic device. There were no cubes, robots lasers, and whatnot on my ship, and I had maximum security restoration shielded.

For breaking the law by Mind Wiping and Prison Escaping, taking over a moon cared for by some nice folk, I and some other friends in Bounty High Level Ships, put a blue ray field around the entire moon, quaranting the hideout, and moving it over to an airtight Prison Palace. We have other carrier ships keeping watch at all angles, and you will serve for 20 years. Oh, and the gaurds take the gold off your hands, and I get both halves, but I make sure to return the favor to the others to helped in certain ways.

Nice story, but that whole post revolves around the original Robot being faulty, none of the Robots are faulty. At least... None that exist any more... :devious:... Anyway, please edit your post, as -- again -- it takes my post to pieces and modifies certain aspects as if I said things I didn't. Granted, I didn't say much about why the was original was left behind. Here's why: I want my main, original body to be left to walk around like the real me. Sometimes, I leave it alone to be itself(Another version of me, basically the same, just a bit new to the world), most of the time I become it. I have a feeling that you think of all my Robots to be a bit like GIR, actually, they are all just like the original Robot, they just get a bit more excited about exploring the world. So, please, modify your post to not be based on a misconception(I once made a Comic about the backstory behind my Sackboy being a Robot, maybe I should upload that and show it to you). Oh, and -- also -- my Sackboy is a Robot with a Silver Quilt Skin on top, with a Paperboy Skin on top of that(That's how I make my Sackboy in LBP2, I put on a Paperboy with a Silver Quilt under it). Just so you know what it looks like. :D

"What...the..."
Gavin looked over his gold-map. It now looked more like a spider's web.
"...I mean...what?" he pondered. "How am I meant to...wha-....."
"Why not use Bistromathics!?" said a voice that may or may not have been schizophrenia.
And so it was. Using Bistromathics, Gavin zipped around the universe on a breadstick and retrieved all the gold, hiding it inside a combustible toaster and retreating to beneath a table nearby to keep guard....

Ah, but then my main Robot threw a Combustible Lemon at your house or whatever you're keeping the gold in, then it burned it down(Cave Johnson-style... You have played Portal 2, right? If you haven't, imagine a Lemon that catches fire. Yeah. Randomly. Now, imagine hundreds of them, all catching fire on top of your house, they'd burn it down to ash.), and retrieved the gold from the ashes.

I call in a RED heavy who introduces Robo to Bullet (who none has yet outsmarted)
I give heavy a sandvich.

Big mistake, a part of my Robot touches the Sandvich, causing the personality of the Robot to transfer to it, then the Heavy ate it, causing the Heavy to become under my influence, then he introduced Jsp0t to Bullet. Oh, by the way, you never took the gold, so it was lying on the floor, so the Robot-Heavy picked it up, and hid it in his Sandvich pouch, taking care to make sure that he never eats the gold.

I snipe the heavy and you, take the gold, and smash it. SMASH IT TO BITS.
I tip my hat in respect of your deaths.

However, just as you tilt your hat, you just so happen to move a shard of glass which just so happened to be on your head, and there was the one in over NINE THOUSAND!!! million chance that something bad would happen, and it did, a Sattelite fell on your head, causing you to be smashed. SMASHED TO BITS! (Evil laugh) Then, I go back in time to ten minutes before Skeggers originally found the gold, I then replaced it with specially made Pyrite, it looked real, so real that you'd have to smash it to bits to see that it's actually hollow Pyrite. I then took the real gold, and went back to the normal time, and teleported it to earth inside a house made of tiny cubes that can morph into one of my Robots that have my personality, and they are guarding the gold. If anything moves towards the gold, a few jump out and shoot at the movement, then some more hold the gold in place. :devious: Hehe.

A paradox happens. We are all destroyed.

How exactly? I don't see any problems with what I did.

Actually, come to think of it, nothing would happen from what you did due to the fact that the pyrite was reincarnated back into gold many times.
So you did nothing :D
I take the gold. Don't ask me how. I just did.

Okay, you take the gold, then my Robots kill you and now I have the gold. XD

I fire a herd of rocket cheetahs at you. I steal the gold.
Your robots try to stop me.
I use the Material Changing tool to make them into gold and steal them too.

I alert you that the gold in the golden robots are fake. You thank me kindy, and I change them to sponge, and drop it on Robo. I then reveal it infact was real gold. You look up to the sky and yell out, crying. While you are doing that, I steal the bar of gold and skip off to Fairyland Palace.

The Robots then all wake up, and freeze GavinLBP(OMG! REAL ICE!!!), then they all teleport to the gold, and they inform you that the gold is fake, you laugh, and walk off, holding the gold, the Robots then shrug and fly off because they were telling the truth. They then create a house out of the most realistic fake-gold(Pyrite, I think) ever, and put the stuff all over the place, only hiding the real gold in the last place you'd look. (Evil laugh)

Because Cartoons has made a stereotype of the whole "last place you'd look", the place place you loo is really the first place to look, because you shouldn't doubt what may seem as fiction, but that bumps up the last place to the first, and the first to the second, or third, bumping the second to the fifth, fifth to the 4th, 4th to the third, changing the thought, reordering things, first to the fifth, last to the 2nd, 3rd to the th, thus, a wormhole appears due to the confusion.

I stick my hand in the tiny black hole, and get the gold. My friend Tom the Dragon confirms that it is infact real gold, and then sent me an e-vite to his party on Page 85. I tell him I'll try to remember, shakes his hand and then I fly off.

Melting free of ice eventually, I use a shrink ray to first shrink Dragon before snatching him with a net and taking him and I to a lair made of improbability where the gold is sliced into two pieces, one slightly larger. I give the smaller piece to Dragon for his efforts before reinforcing the walls of the improbability lair with obsidian and anti-robot missiles that can detect stealth, a hundred loaded rocket cheetahs, a satellite and fleet of spaceships manned by an army of cyborg butlers with radar that's amplified and spreads the galaxy. Giant space carnivorous whale sharks perimeter the lair aswell as an anti-bistromathic field built inside. Huge las0r movement detectors line the insides and in the centre of it all in an another improbability number scheme entirely I hide my gold, and for good measure, I whisk Dragon with his gold into a portal which is promptly destroyed.
This is all encased within the core of a moon made of Writer's Block.
Good luck.

Gavin might've shrunk me, but as he gave my a piece of the gold, I squealed. Not only out of semi-excitement, but also because I wanted to see if being tiny really did make your voice high pitch. When I squealed, I kinda did it in a deep voice, which made things a bit akward. He then threw me in a portal with my chunk of gold, which I had carved into a home. He destroyed the portal, but it's not like it lead to nowhere, it's just that I couldn't go back directly as I did to this new place.

I'm whisked onto some other planet, but wiht oxygen. I hide behind a large rock to see a lazor firing dinosaur roaming aorund. The rider notices a pure piece of gold and picks it up. I hear a voice mapping device on the dinosaur say "Heading to Abandoned, Top Secret Military Base". Something here is wrong..