A LBPC Forum Story: Court Room Justice
Yes, an actual forum story for lbpc. I always do these in forums where I'm known. And till now, they're mostly successful. Let's hope it continues that way >_> A forum story is based of the actual forum and it's members. The members are the official characters, with several dozens of them throughout it. Members personalities are going to be based of their actual personality, their names, something they might've done, or something I think of them.
Note: This is in no way a method to make fun of people. It's a comedic forum story, just for fun.
It looks long, but trust me it isn't.
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Chapter I:
DrunkMiffy: Gentlemen, gadders from all over the world, we welcome you to this Court Room. We've brought you here to witness this trial, which is against one of the most heinous of crimes in lbpc history. Something so horrible, so disgusting that even I was shocked!
The Public: *gasps*
Miffy: Gentlemen, I- -
Cocojen: Hey! I'm a lady!
Miffy: …Lady, and Gentlemen, you're here to bring justice to our second home once more.
The Public: *claps*
Miffy: !ti od s'teL
Everyone gets confused
Miffy: Oopps! *turns flash card around* I meant "Let's do it!"
TerrenceJohan: Ah, flash cards! That explains why he was doing such a good speech.
Miffy: All rise, Judge Maltay has entered the room.
Maltay: Yeah, I'm here fools.
Everyone stays in their seats
Bbroman: HE SAID RISE!
Frightened, everyone gets up
docpac: ****it..Why did broman have to come?! They say he can kill you if you stare directly into his eyes!
RockSauron: ORLY?! We'll see about that?! *stares at bbroman* While he does look quite threatening, I don't see any chan- *turns to stone*
Maltay: Aw, that's so cute. *sits on highest chair* K, we're gathered here today to…
ClankXIII: Rate me 1 to 10
Maltay: *cough* We're gathered here today to….
ClankXIII: Is anyone stalking me right now?
Maltay: To bring together these two…
ClankXIII: =D
Miffy:….Maltay…What're you doing?!
Maltay: Hmm what? *looks around* …..I thought this was Sackboy and Sackgirl's marriage.
Vhalt: Dude, Sackboy and Sackgirl broke up two years ago!
Maltay: Then what the hell am I here for?!
Reshin: Couldn't even keep up with everything that's going on eh?
Bbroman: It's that Court room trial! Remember?!
Maltay: That's today!?
Everyone sighs
Maltay: Alright alright, I get it now.
Miffy: Good good, then let's get started.
Maltay: YOU! *points at Forsaken* You did it didn't you?! You're guilty! Guards! Take him away! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
The Security guards grab his arms and start dragging him away
Forsaken: Wait what?! I didn't do anything! I'm innocent!
Maltay: GUILTY! I R KING OF THE COURT FOOL! BAN HIM! BAAAAAAANN!
Nobody hears from Forsaken ever again
Miffy: Not AGAIN!
Everyone starts explaining the situation to Maltay
Maltay: .....
A while later
Miffy: And here's a paper that explains what happened and everything.
Maltay: Dude, that's epic. So anyway, time to announce our 12 Jury Members, since apparently we need one.
They are Rabid-Coot, Code, Marino, Creative, Whale, KAPBAM, dorien, Stix, Briguy, Jack, MuttJones and QuozL…Wait, that's our Juries?!
Dorien: I hate Jury duty…
Jack: How the hell did we get picked anyway?!
Stix: lolz, random member generator ftl.
Ryryryan: I think that might be the most biased jury I've ever seen.
LittleBigMe: Well, they do have a few positive ones. Like Whaaaale…
Marino: Arrr! A Whaaaaale ya say?! *looks behind him* First mate Code, fetch me yer harpoons!
Code: Aye aye Capn'!
Maltay: Order, Order!
Rabid-Coot: Oh, I’ll have a Big Mac with extra extra cheese. Oh, and an extra bag of chips.
Creative: What?! Ordering already?! Get me some Spaghetti Bolognese!
Code: Arr! Tacos for me!
Maltay: Quiet! Unless you all want to join the title of banmanship!
Everyone shuts up
Maltay: Alright, the court is now in session.
ClankXIII: OBJECTION!
Maltay: What?! Why?!
ClankXIII: lol, I always wanted to say that!
Maltay….Bring in the Defendant!
ScytheOfGrim enters with bbroman behind him
TheArmedReaper: Wait…bbroman did the crime?! ****it! I knew he was evil!
Kyashu: No you idiot! It was ScytheOfGrim!
Vhalt: Traitor!
Sambo: Fiend!
Stix: I trusted you!! Why Scythe…WHY?!
Creative: Let if it go Stix…I won't invite to my next birthday party! That'll surely hurt him!
ScytheOfGrim: Imbeciles! I didn't do it! I was framed!
Linque: Lies! Don't try to deny it!
Maltay: Now Scythe, what you did was profoundly horrible. Your Victim is having the worst trouble getting here because of you!
What we were going to pummel you, torture you by watching silly Unicorn movies, chop off your legs, more unicorn movies, behead you, and then feed you to a unicorn. But Miffy being the awesomeness that he is, created a thread in the feedback forum suggesting that we have a trial.
Miffy: Yes, I can ride a bike with no handlebars too.
Maltay: So I hope now we'll get this over with as fast as we can.
A noise starts coming out of Maltay's black robe
Miffy: lol..You're wearing a robe.
Maltay: Oh shattap. This is standard Judge wears.
He brings out a Walkie-Talkie
Maltay: Hello, this is Maltay, Over.
Walkie-Talkie: It's bbroman, the victim has arrived. I'll bring him in. Over
Maltay: Alright..Wait a second, weren't you just standing next to me a few seconds ago?...Over.
Talkie: I'm amazing like that.
Maltay turns off the Talkie
Maltay: Hear that Scythe? Your Victim is here. Face your destiny!
ScytheOfGrim: K….
The Court's room opens, and bbroman enters while dragging someone else from behind. Who it was is unclear, as the person kept bumping into everything in his path.
Bbroman: I present you, the victim. GuyWithNoEyes.
Maltay: See his condition! He has no eyes!
Scythe: I told you I didn't do it!
Maltay: Fair enough…Miffy, who are the assigned lawyers?
Miffy: Let's see. For the defendant ScytheOfGrim, Darth Spartan.
Scythe: Wow. That's not too bad I guess.
Miffy: For GuyWithNoEyes, Mark D. Stroyer.
GuyWithNoEyes: Booyah!
Scythe: Wait, what?! Why does he get Mark?! I want Mark! I mean, his name even sounds Lawyer-ish!
Maltay: He's the Victim; therefore he got dibs on Mark.
Scythe: …That's fair I guess.
Maltay: Bring up the first Witness!
bbroman: Alright ClankXIII, you're up.
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Endz of Chapterz 1.
Now, this is still nothing. I've got a lot more planned in future chapters, depending if this one is successful or not. I'm not going to waste my time on nothing >_>
So comment. But Please, no comments on Line Shortages. You'll get more lines in the future. And if you want to make sure that I know you exist, post here lol.
Edit: And btw, I'm open to any suggestions, as long as they're actually good and they don't involve making your character super amazing =P I'll just twist them in my own way anyway.
Edit 2: Some of the facts here are unofficial, like The Sackgirl/Sackboy thing, thanks to Maltay. :D You'll notice the changes in later installments.
