Wow! Ummm... strange stuff here... You wouldn't want to leave us alone in the small, dark pod.. :P
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Wow! Ummm... strange stuff here... You wouldn't want to leave us alone in the small, dark pod.. :P
How do you know they aren't brooms?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pattington_Bear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvkTdyXVh3U
I've always had a thing for the Queen in the gardens. I asked her out when the King wasn't looking, but Humpty Dumpty heard me. He told the King what I had done and sent me to live with the Collector. What will happen next time on Silly Conversations!
TO BE CONTINUED...
I would take him too!Quote:
Originally Posted by RockSauron
Rock is such a good catch! ;)
Hahaha wow, this thread sure has gotten far in one day.
I tried to have an LBP funeral. A Lolrocket me and my sister made died suddenly, so I made him a grave :(Quote:
Originally Posted by trip090
I've never had a real or virtual date, and I'm 13. Unless...
Hmmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by RockSauron
Hey Phantom, I'll be serious and give you a real response, since I predict that's what you're after...
So, your friends all have LBP girlfriends? That's cool. At the end of the day (especially for you younger guys), this is just a bit of fun to have. You guys are reaching that age where having girlfriends is cool, but you're not entirely sure why. Thus, your friends have convinced themselves that what they are doing is cool and want you to experience the same.
The thing is, you don't always have to do what your friends are doing. It's really very silly when you step back and think about it. What changes between your friends and their female acquaintances once they become "boyfriend and girlfriend"? Nothing, really. At your age, it's more fun to just be friends with others like you. Don't concern yourself over their gender... that's not really what it's about. Dating is more complicated than just agreeing that you are boyfriend/girlfriend, but it may be a while before you are at a mental and physical state to understand why that is.
For the time being, enjoy your childhood. Don't worry about getting LBP girlfriends... looking back on it, you'll smile and laugh.
:)
(At everyone else: nice going, you were soooo helpful. Geeze.)
However, if all else false and you still reaaaaaaally want a LBP girlfriend, Comphy has a lovely dress that he can put on for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by comphermc
You mentioned the word "Girl". We got hooked.Quote:
Originally Posted by eagerneph
lies. you know her sack is your favorite thing about 'her'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leather-Monkey
I didn't know you were Ferengi? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by monstahr
and yea, what comph said. :)
I have a real girlfriend....
As do many of us. Although I respect those who have web girl/boyfriends. It must be pretty cool to know but yet not know someone. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Coxy224
Actually....I borrowed that dress for prom. I'd give it back but my date got sick and now it's at the cleaners.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackofcourse
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Originally Posted by comphermc
It reckon you'd make a good father to Phantom, Comphy ;) XD
The sight of you in a dress being the cause I assume ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaeyden
Shhh, I have 14 LBP girlfriends... but don't tell anyone!
Some people call me a loser, but I like to think of myself as a player :p
rule of acquisition 284: Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morgana25
Actually, I was expecting a support group where you'd complain about your GF having more levels or hearts than you, and how that affects your manhood. Guess I'll have to start my own...Quote:
Originally Posted by trip090
@ladylyn: Are you sure they're not boyfriends who think they caught themselves a nice lady friend? :p
I mean, who wouldn't get sick with that in sight...Quote:
Originally Posted by rtm223
Oh wow, I thought this was a thread on a Little Big Planet George Foremans. I guess I was wrong.
If you want a girlfriend, then here's what you do:
- If you're out walking randomly and see a pretty girl you like, you tail her untill she drops her ticket/bag/possesion.
- Now, you 'dive' for the object and catch it and give it back to her. This involves alot of training. Many people train 3 hours daily.
- After you give it back to her, you wait exactly 6 days until you can see her again. Not 7 days, or she'll think it is too familiar.
- If you meet her in a restaurant, order a double expresso. It's for manliness. Next, show how kind and funny you are by complimenting people and telling a joke.
- She will think it's 'fate' that she met you here and when she dropped her possesion. By now she will be totally infatuated with you.
- However, if there is a 'love rival' invovled, you must dispatch of him. Kidnapping works best.
- After you dealt with him. Invite her to the beach where you will arrive on top of a white stallion and present her a flower from the summit of mount everest.
- Then you ride into the sunset..
And there you have it. Works like a charm.
I'd use the phrase "Don't hate the player, hate the game" but I love LBP too much ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ladylyn1
So since this whole online bf/gf thing is so alien to me. When people who go online to find them what do you expect out of it? Like meeting irl or is it more like you have a friend online you know you can hang out with whenever you want?
* Music from The Crying Game plays in the background *Quote:
Originally Posted by rtm223
people that get a gf in a game is kinda: stupid, AND it shows how you will never get a gf unless you play a game
THAT is wat i say to my friends when they say i need a gf.... im13 :pQuote:
Originally Posted by comphermc
Been working on that beach setting for years. Have everything down pat except for that flower part. Last time I met a girl and imported the flowers from Thailand. The realtionship never worked out. Never again will I give them flowers that aren't from the Summit of Mt.Everest.... if I could finally get thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent Banana
sackgirls are like swedish college students, always walking around naked
Hurray for you YEAH_NAH!! And thanks to you too, Uncle Compher, for that sagely-beyond-your-years advice ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by YEAH_NAH
I understand that its' the socially acceptable/expected thing to have a bf/gf, but please, and at the risk of sounding like a "fuddy-duddy" - all you lovely younger LBP friends with your lives ahead of you, you will have 4/5 of your lives (approximately) to be adults and complicate your lives with relationships, so don't bother yourselves too much with it now!! At 13 you should just have lots of friends, both male and female and just have fun together without the romantic/hormonal connotations. :) (and spare your poor parents some grey hairs!!)
And just by way of warning... Any would-be potential bfs who fix their eye on either of my daughters (who do play LBP) and try to take the friendship 'further' will need to deal with me. You've been warned ;)
wait i'm wondering what happens if you are trying to get a girlfriend in LBP and you find one is dress like a sackgirls but is really a guy, what are you going to say are you a guy?
or what happens if he/she is 5 and you are 15 then what?
the next thing you know she slaps you down to some fire and leaves you.
The last part I earned that the hard way and the painful way :p
This what is going to happend to you.
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I want a 2 sackbaby's!
*run*
Then you learn a valuable life lesson about dealing with women :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Arnaldo17
Which actually leads me on to a serious point - that I disagree with babydoll's point to not bother yourselves with relationships when you are in your teens. Sure, the issues with teenage relationships are massive, and most of them don't last very long (some do, but the vast majority don't), but that is the point. It's how you learn how to deal with the minefield that is a relationship before you get to adulthood. Believe me, you don't wanna be entering adult relationships with no idea how to handle the phrase "you know exactly what you've done!" ;)
Woah, my entire rep history is just this topic.
You people need to get your priorities straight. Then again, I am reaping the benefits of more rep... benefits such as... having more rep... ya...
... so... ... /runs
... And so after being took to the Wilderness to live with Uncle Collector and his machines, I soon became mad. Not "crazy mad", that "love mad". I wanted the Queen.
*roll title sequence*
I tried that once. She called me a stalker after I returned her possession. :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Banana
LBP GF's are pointless and stupid. It's a bit like a 7 year old having a girlfriend. I mean, what's the point?
Even at my age(13), I don't really want to have a girlfriend yet.
Besides, I'm an ugly mug, and I've never had many girlfriends. And it's gonna be that way until college, when I will probably care more about getting a girlfriend. As you can plainly see, I'm in no hurry. It's still fine to have friends that are girls, though. Just not in THAT way.
And I don't really want to be held back by my girlfriend. Let's say I got married at what, nineteen? Anyway, at the prime of my life, and I decided I was going to travel the world (I am.).
My girlfriend would be all like-
"Don't go! You'll be away for like....two years....! *slap*"
Anyway, I wouldn't be able to go. Plus, two people cost more than one. Anyway, moral of the story iss....
Stay young as long as you can. Have fun!You shouldn't be concerned by these things until your atleast 16.
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Originally Posted by Arnaldo17
Well, dresses are gender nuetral in little big planet, so it does get confusing, you cute it up a bit, you smile, they smile back, you perssuade them to get on the mic.
Thinking you are going to hear the beautiful angelic voice of suzzane, you actually the the half tough, half squeeky voice of a pubesent teen.
Someone added me & asked me if I knew any girls on LBP :eek: Is there anything that won't be simulated in a videogame? There will probably be a toilet videogame 1 day...
you can go wee wee on heavy rain.Quote:
Originally Posted by lifeiscrapislife
Toilet tycoon anyone?Quote:
Originally Posted by lifeiscrapislife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2as2Tpm5CA
Lol, almost the same as me, not quite though... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by RockSauron
I crown this thread, thread of the year!
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Originally Posted by lifeiscrapislife
This is getting weirder every post...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dexist