from a punctured retina...
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from a punctured retina...
In his left eye, he became....
a zombie with rumblie tumblies
sitting on a pink toilet...
That belonged to lady gaga...
(What do you guys think of this story)
who sang (and sang) to him, he
(EDIT: WOW 12 pages. this seems very spammy)
(I dont know what to do with bad comma usage...)
screamed at himself...
while being killed...
(bad, comma usage is pretty, hip)
by a purple rubber duck.
The purple rubber duck said....
...I'm Gav and I like...
Crisps with added sea cheese
Suddenly an huge Shrunken Cat came and...
Eated teh cookie it baked
it tasted like peanuts and...
purple lima beans, which came...
from the one and only...
super, mega amazing...
extra super awesomely mega cool.......
Super large dugong collider. Then
Limabean city! ...........................
Asploded in a ball of
green paint and then..............................
...bucket of dynamite....
happened to fall..................
In teh bad grammaz
and blew up 1071963784617369877167461289236964971012 times
which caused the...................
mutated non-ninja related turtles......
to die awful deaths...
that killed everything. The end.
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far
Far, far, very far
away, Jesus and George Bush....
smoked weed and....
comtenplated the true nature of
toilets . Anyways...
they decided that five words
was the best way to
fail at life. then mega man universe was announced which caused...