people to start to cry.................
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people to start to cry.................
Jesus died from smoking weed (because weed gives you cancer or something)
Supersonic died for breaking rules...
but then you realise im rent a hero and i can't be killed which causes....
a nuclear explosion...
a super sized monster that..
hates when someone eats it...
....because a BUCKET OF DYNAMITE....
happened to be..................
boiling in his stomach
and it would blow up
unless the Sackninja, aged 10000,...
and his brain became super charged with.................
flobber! the bouncing jelly
that had BUCKETS OF DYNAMITE....
happened to b..................
Ignited in his super-sized...
... I won't even go there...
..... as I don't want to bring make bad memories...
of the worst..................
Day on earth...Ever...
which happened to be the...
first day of the year 5000.................
When sackboy became ruler...
of the Dwarf planet Pluto
Which at that time...
was called Alakawathaya, the planet...
of the BUCKET OF DYNAMITE...
Which imploded in 1200:BC
because a BUCKET OF DYNAMITE...
Inside a BUCKET OF DYNAMITE
(I couldn't get it in 4 :p)
makes perfect sence.
So what actually happened was.................
Something or other in...
a magical place called Mexico.....
was a bucket of dynomite and someone found it..............
Cheese. A man named bob....
Told sackboy to jog on...