The Vending Machine Game

I get a helmet of mass protection.

I throw in Hollywood.

I get Hollyplastic.

I throw in some plastic.

I get a Sackbot.

I get in the machine

I get... wait, Patofan? What the heck are you doing in my house?! :cry:

I throw Patofan back in.

I get myself. After this paradox my brain hurts a lot. I don't think time and space liked it.

I throw Justin Bieber in the machine

I get a crappy album named Believe, which I quickly throw into a fire.

I throw Chuck Norris into the machine.

I implode.

My ashes throw Bruce Lee in the machine

I take out a friggen' ninja.

I throw Morgan Freeman into the machine.

I get Gordon Freeman.

I throw in a crowbar

I take out a gravity gun.

I throw in G-Man.

I get a plot line.

I throw in a MacGuffin

I get a Mac...Donalds.

I throw in Ronald McDonald.

I get 'It.'

I toss in Tony Jaa

I get Google Images (I had to look for him :p)

I throw in my Ruler of the Universe rank.

I become the Ruler of the Universe.

I throw in a list of commands.

I take out a dictatorship.

I throw in a rebellion.

I get a pile of corpses. Dictator didn't like it.

I throw in my neon helmet.

I get a glowing wig

I throw in the "Caramelldansen" Song

I get million of remixes out of it.

I throw U.N Owen was Her?

I get pure, unadulterated madness.

I throw in SPARTA!